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[thehumanwiki]

if i ever change my irl name i’ll call it rebranding and i’ll lose so much less money than mr muskrat

[phantominzie]

EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

THANKFULLY, THINGS SHOULD BE LOOKING UP ON JANUARY 29TH, FOR THOSE WHO COULDN'T HEAR ME,

JANUARY 29TH.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

[astronomer404]

Alrighty guys. Just in case meta did buy tiktok here’s a couple things you can to do protest while still maintaining your communication.

1. Disable tracking from TikTok. Don’t get elongated muskrat any of that sweet sweet data he wants.

2. DO NOT buy directly from TikTok shop. You see a small business go to their Etsy. Do not buy through the TikTok shop I’m begging you it only inflates metas stock. Find an alternative way to buy what you want that isn’t through tiktok.

3. Do. Not. Let them silence you. This is how easily they can take away our first amendment rights, don’t let them get away with it. Especially not any politicians. Do not give in to the propaganda.

4. Work towards an alternative. Now you have time to find other means of communication, find quick and accurate news sources and bookmark the resources you find on there. As things are we can’t outright boycott TikTok in a time where we need fast communication. But eventually we will

5. Don’t lose sight of Palestine. Keep donating, reposting, speaking out and assembling. Don’t let them distract you.

Go fuck shit up. Digital protest is still a form of protest. Tell those billionaires to sit and spin. Anyways hahahehehe where’s my brainrot

[canisbrutus]

AAAHHHH your headcanons are amazing !! Do you have more to tell us on the bullies? Maybe Trent, or Tom? I would love to hear about them too!!!

you're flatterin me lmao. alright lets see. this was supposed to be short. its not. youre gettin Trent Tom & Ethan. And i'm barely holding back from dumping abt Russell too bc goddamn everyone did him dirty. anyway enjoy.

Trent Northwick 🎬

The Basics:

he got laid exactly once and made it 3/4ths of his personality.

yeah he's got a bit of an ego, or so it seems. but he's arguably still one of the better folks on campus.

he's also an actor, part of the drama club, something he takes very very seriously.

wants to make it to hollywood someday. make it big. be adored.

and he is a Very good actor, believe it or not.

"i'm so hot" this, "I'm a star" that.

a begging to be believed.

tough crowd at bullworth, you know? not his fault nobody can recognize pure talent.

but at the end of the day, its not even a convincing enough performance to fool himself.

Expanded Lores:

his home life aint the greatest. not the Worst, but not good.

father aint in the picture, he had his grandmother for a moment, but she died, as old people tend to do, and he was on his own with his mother.

and his mother. hrms. after a certain point she just got too tired to really give a fuck about him or anything he did.

he helped out with finances by working part time. as they did struggle with like. food insecurity. keeping the lights on and the water running. all that jazz.

at least they had a house. in a slum, but still.

much like wade and co., his grades were ass, and he didnt feel like concussing himself on the field over Balls.

with not many options on his plate, he turned his gaze to his one passion and form of escapism: the big screen.

the man can memorize entire films in ~3 watches at most.

has the shittiest notes known to man but he's still good.

yes he was part of the drama club as mentioned before. and yes, he was romeo in that one play.

and yes, he got Really into the role. and Really into 'juliet.'

was he accosted by his buddies for taking a fonder interest in a nerd? also yes, but when pressed he'd laugh it off.

'it's not his fault there's prettyboys everywhere to those with eyes to see.'

their fling was cut short when earnest caught them in the library tangled together and he chastised cornelius for. well. 'getting sloppy' with one of their sworn enemies.

many such cases. but luckily for trent he caught the eye of another boy: kirby olsen, star of the field.

i can talk about those two for ages but i'll try to keep it brief here.

in short they were the only ones who took eachother seriously and recognized the effort they put into their respective passions.

they had their hangups still, most notably being kirby's own internalized homophobia, but clung to eachother like moss to a stump all the same.

trent actually told his bully boys about his relationship, top secret shit. but believe it or not that was chill.

long story short they made a blood oath they'd always have eachothers backs, cause as ive said before, they aint got much else.

that, and, well. it's not like they werent unfamiliar with such bonds anyway. between troy's questioning and certain other things, what happens in the trenches stays in the trenches.

the trenches being the various Ditches around, usually the school parking lot.

yeah none of these boys really care abt getting dirty they usually took cover in them.

this earned them the nickname 'gutterslime' from the preps.

funny story: trent once pulled a muskrat out of a particularly wet ditch. named it Bucky II and held it up for his friends to see.

the rat then bit him and ran away, of course.

final thing take these two songs that fit him. 1. 2. moving on.

Tom Gurney 🧿

(CW: abuse/stalking mentions)

The Basics:

alright this one might be a stretch but hear me out.

he doesnt live with his parents, just his crazy ass brother.

his paranoia? comes from them and alll their stunts.

that trauma and fear's wormed under his skin and ofc it reflects in like. most of his worldview.

hard to trust anything or anybody when your own parents turned out to be monsters ya know?

but he still tries to trust his friends.

that blood oath meant sumn to him.

if only they'd just listen to him a bit more sometimes.

Expanded Lores:

tom is what youd call legally emancipated. in other words he went thru the courts and got divorced from his own parents and doesnt need any guardian's permission to get a job enroll in school n shit etc etc etc.

this was hell.

for one they didnt want him out of their vise. for another they Damn sure didnt want him under the same roof as his disgrace of a brother, not after they sent him off to that boarding school.

yeah tom didnt grow up in bullworth and his brother kind of kidnapped him. but it was justified.

as such, he was kind of an oddball amongst the bullies, being one of the youngest, if not The youngest addition to their group.

this all went down his freshman year, two years prior to ingame events.

regardless they did accept him wholeheartedly. he's got his own attitude and Bite.

they even included him in the blood oath. which was Very significant to him.

practically solidified them as his Brothers. his new family. etc.

sidenote: his actual brother is the townie Gurney. his deal was he dropped out and just never went home because it sucked. he's got a few screws loose but he's a good guy. he's also like 20something.

anyway tom's a horror nut yeah. always was. likes junji ito, texas chainsaw massacre, that sort of thing.

he was actually in a creative writing club working out his own creepypasta-esque stories lmfao.

earned him the title of creep. sometimes got him smacked.

he Also likes radiohead but shhhh.

sigh. his parents Really didnt let him go easy.

in fact they refused to accept the court's orders.

came up, watched him, for a time.

he thought he'd just be experiencing sleep paralysis, seeing shadows from the window.

if only. no. they Wanted him back.

they got arrested thankfully. finally. gurney spoke of moving again but tom didn't want to leave his friends behind.

anyway. absolutely horrid upbringing aside, tom was a pretty decent guy, largely.

yeah he's been through a lot, but it toughened him up, or so he thinks. if nothing else it's hardened him somewhat.

bullworth was a shithole for many, but it was probably the only place he felt really free.

on a lighter note. damn this boy loved bmx tricks.

liked bikes just as much as the greasers really.

wasnt uncommon to see him at the park on the ramps practicing his stunts.

didnt wear protection nope who needed that.

thats for girls and he aint a girl. he's rawdogging life already.

you can tell how that went by his face alone.

usually gurney cooked bacon n eggs to help him feel better n shit.

fav food yaknow. poached especially. extra crispy bacon.

i got a song for him too dw. boink

Ethan Robinson 🥋

The Basics:

he's arguably one of the most put together of the bunch.

or at least, he knows what he believes in and he's sticking with it.

it's all self-empowerment to him. discipline and whatnot.

he's still a hooligan, but that's just the way of the world. to turn the other cheek, to not assert yourself? that's weakness.

they'll thank him for showing them the way, someday.

they'll know respect. they'll know strength.

they'll see.

Expanded Lores:

the home he comes from has suffered some hardships. but he didnt have a bad upbringing, per se.

loving parents, strong father, they only want to see him succeed.

some things just cant be helped. like the shithole neighborhood they're in.

but at least he met his lifelong friends there.

the boys pile up on his couch to watch cowboy bebop on a semifrequent basis. lol.

his place was a safe haven when trent's home wasnt available for movie night. and movie night was Important.

this boy has a massive collection of flicks, on that note.

most of which are either kung fu, samurai, or anime related.

yeah his obsession runs deep.

one might even call it a special interest.

he's got katanas on his bedroom walls and shit.

absolutely heartbroken he cant bring them on campus.

but he makes do with his fists, of course.

he was lucky enough to join an afterschool martial arts club in his elementary years. unfortunately it shut down sometime in middle school and he hadnt been able to find another since.

he doesnt remember all the moves, but he still has his Belts.

he also has a very fat orange cat named Buddha.

morning tradition is to rub his belly for luck every day.

not a hard task as that cat is frequently splayed out on his back.

or in somebody's lap. the boys frequently pass him around like a potato during movie night.

admittedly he really likes animals. feeds strays and whatnot.

volunteers at shelters. usually on weekends.

breaks his heart when he cant save em all.

anyway he does meditate and Often.

usually under an ice cold shower pretending its a waterfall.

sometimes perched precariously on the roof of some building.

how does he get up there? parkour.

yeah in his quest to be a ninja he picked up some tricks like Scaling Buildings and Long Jumps.

he's Very hard to knock off balance.

sometimes he can be seen just chilling on top of the boy's dorm when he wants some peace and quiet.

the others accompany him up there sometimes but usually they back out from fear lol.

tom's generally fine with it though. he's used to heights.

funny pair of alleycats they are.

anyway aside from his.... particular views on pushing folks around, and his attitude most of the time. he's a nice kid.

honestly he's got some of the best grades of the bullies lmfao.

music blast

that took me all night i hope u like it lmao. these boys. shakes my fist. their dynamics amuse me.

requests are still open but i may close them soon

[hc masterpost link]

[transit-fag]

Hey, Twitter fucks, You wanna ride the Coast Starlight to Emeryville, then cross the Bay and murder the Muskrat, I know you do <3. Just buy a ticket and you'll be in the bay area in a day

[berrypass-de-murdler]

3 - 8 A New Ghost in the Ghost Town

So much horsegico

Sketches done for these motherfuckers

My GOD Wine took like five or six attempts before his face looked acceptable

And following in the Applegreens' footsteps, Bossman Ivory looks absolutely nothing like his daughter

(and before you ask how that timeline makes any sense it's a dream lmao - can't say I understand the canon version)

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

Logico and Bossman Ivory get off the train at a very deserted ghost town with only four inhabitants.

B. IVORY: Now hol’ up just a second. See, there used to be four people livin’ here, but now, it just got down to three. Poor marshal was a weak lil’ human, he just couldn’t defend himself.

There’s another shifty shadowy cowgirl, a little muskrat guy digging a giant hole, and a very old man who looks a lot like Supreme Master Cobalt - perhaps an ancestor?

B. IVORY: Go on now. Do yer famous detective stuff.

Logico rolls his eye and trots into town. SURELY, after this one is finished, he can finally wake up. 

LOGICO: All right everyone, yes, it’s me, TWILIGHT V or whatever… B. IVORY: That would be ‘the Second’, Mr. Twilight. LOGICO: Who did the murder?

No one confesses. 

The first person to interrogate is Old Timer Sepia, a many-armed Cobalt clone. Using his array of limbs, he juggles dynamite wildly.

LOGICO: The fuck are you doing?? SEPIA: Murp murp murp. LOGICO: Pardon? SEPIA: Herp merp ma-derp. Hehe  LOGICO: Are you kidding me? He can’t speak?? B. IVORY: Nnnnnnope.

Logico tries to examine the… being, but can’t, because there’s sticks of dynamite going up in the air every second. Frustrated, he goes to the giant hole, which is right in front of a disgusting dilapidated church.

LOGICO: Excuse me. PERSON: HUUUH?? LOGICO: Why are you in a giant hole? PERSON: SORRY, WHAAAAT? LOGICO: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN A GIANT HOLE???? PERSON: OHHHH. WELL, I WAS TRYIN’ TO- LOGICO: FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, JUST GET UP HERE!!

Miner Rust uses a pulley to bring himself back up.

RUST: Howdy! LOGICO: There’s been a murder. RUST: [face drops] Well that’s not much of a way to greet a new face… LOGICO: Do YOU know anything? RUST: I can’t say I do. But- LOGICO: Can’t, or WON’T?

Rust quickly lowers himself back down. Not suspicious at all! Time to finally face that shadowy cowgirl who’s been leaning against a building since Logico got here. 

LOGICO: Hel- PERSON: Put your hands up.

Logico doesn’t have hands at the moment. 

PERSON: I SAID- …Oh. 

She steps out of the shadows. She’s Gunslinger Graphite, a famous bounty hunter. Judging by her voice, she’s not from around here.

LOGICO: You’re not from around here, are you? GRAPHITE: No, and by that terrible accent, I don’t suppose you are, either. Now get out of my space… I’ve bagged horses before, and I’ll do it again.

Logico trots in a circle, pondering what little information he has. He feels a strong gust of wind, and looks over to find Ghost Cowboy Irratino sitting on the ground.

LOGICO: Let me guess… I’m the only one here who can see you. IRRATINO: [sigh] Logico, you’re the only one here who can see anythin’ at all, it’s your dream. [chuckle] Don’t mind me. I’m just in the middle of a seance. LOGICO: Aren’t you a ghost from the future or whatever the hell your role is here? How do YOU do a seance?? IRRATINO: By gettin’ some real ghosts. And from what they’re tellin’ me, that gal Graphite is standin’ out there smokin’ weed. LOGICO: … IRRATINO: [drops accent] Oh, uhh… no, I meant standing in weeds. [bad accent again] Now go get ‘em.

The goddamn girl was the one who did it, being a newcomer to the town. She spits on the ground.

GRAPHITE: I was hired to do a job by a REALLY good-looking woman, and I did it. You can try to arrest me, or you can leave and keep yourself alive. Which is it.

Logico sees her click her gun, and knows she’s serious. So he backs away.

GRAPHITE: Good.

She leaves, but at Ivory’s persuasion, Logico quietly follows her. He looks to where Irratino was, but he’s gone again.

The end! 

That's three more I gotta sketch dammit

Got any ideas for Graphite :'3 I want her to be Sky's (life) partner in crime but i don't have any ideas for what she is

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[rydrake6]

You know what? I'm glad that twitter is gone. Sure, it had some good things about it, but it was mostly just a toxic cesspit. It got even worse after Muskrat took over. And I guarantee that that site isn't gonna last longer than probably 3 years tops. And in those three years it's just gonna get worse and worse until it eventually just stops working. And good fucking riddance when it does.

[rollingintheshallows-blog]

i fucken love cybertrucks dying after 20 mins on the road. ohh you 130K garbage container on wheels is limited to 25Mph after driving it off the lot and now you gotta wait 3 weeks to get a repair? booh fucking wooh. Ohh you took it to the car wash and it died? Maybe dont buy into the biggest grifters grifts over and over again. Cut yourself on the door? Yea no shit, it's sharp af stainless steel. Aluminium body cracked because you looked at it wrong LMAO.

After all the horrible things we know about elongated muskrat you really though "yea na, let be buy something untested from this dweeb?"

Skill issue, get absolutely fucked

[sharksa-shivers]

Hi lol

My name is Sharksa Shivers or Tiff, whatever, either works lol and i am migrating here now. I still have a twitter (i am not calling it X, fuck that lol, you know it's a twitter) The muskrat has been fucking up alot of shit over there so uhhhhhh might as well make another page online so people can find me cuz idk how long a burning building can stay standing so yknow...

Just in case tho- twatter: https://twitter.com/Sharksa_Shivers Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ02ooJ9RYKAV9uIUQum1Gg Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/sharksa-shivers (ima be honest lads, i ain't reposting every art ever on here so check my DA for my full art gallary lol. All my art garbo is there lol)

I'm p friendly but snarky and sometimes i got no chill but cuz of anxiety, that will probably be reeled in alot but i'd love to talk and make some more internet friends cuz i'm a lonely motherfucker, that'd be nice lol... Guess i will be trying to learn how this site works cuz i have no clue lol...Never had a tumblr before so uhhhhh yeah lol... Also i like to swear and say fuck and be edgy so uhhhh hopefully you're alright with self end life jokes and uhhhhh other stuff like that cuz otherwiseeeeeee you probs wanna head on out lmaoooo If you decide to show up and be a lil shit, i will not hesitate to use that block button lololol...Also if you decide to take my sfw art as weird fetish shit cuz i've had that prob on DA, that will absolutely earn you a block. Also peeps that make me uncomfy in general/spambots also will get hit with the blocc. I'll talk to anybody usually but if you wanna be rude, i'll probs block you if you decide to do that lol. Just be a normalass person and we won't have any issues. Do not start shit with me about my interests plz, i just want happy brain chemicals for like 5 minutes fdhjkfdjhfdhdf plz, lordt

My serieses and whatnot lol A NOTE: MY STUFF IS NOT FOR KIDS...SO PLEASE JUST BE LIKE...RESPONSIBLE. I'M NOT POSTING NSFW SHIT BUT LIKE I'M NOT GONNA CUT OUT MATURE THEMES EITHER SO PLEASE LIKE...VIEWER DISCRESTION ADVISED...THIS GOES FOR LIKE ANYTHING I MAKE IN GENERAL.

--- Kidnapped revolves around The Trio, a team of 3 demon fighters in training. Consisting of Sharky Sharkson, Max Bone and Kristy Miller, these 3 teenagers work towards the goal of defeating a genocidal immortal cult leader shadowdemon known as Demon Drop whenever he comes back from an alternative dimension. Training The Trio, powerful fire mer Orange Hair does her best to provide The Trio with the skills and resources they need to take down Demon Drop when he returns...Why is it called Kidnapped then? Because Orange Hair kidnapped Kristy to make this team happen and that's when our story begins, with Kristy having to come to terms with all of this...

Roomies --- Skylar is a loud and asshole-y chameleon with dreams of becoming a musician. Axel is a very nerdy and nice dog dude whos trying his best to live a good life. Together, these 2 are polar opposites and roommates...Maybe even something more in the future if Axel can figure out his true feelings for Skylar over time. These 2 get into quite alot of shenaigans and have to deal with whatever life throws at them both.

(Note: Roomies is my side series and it's undergoing some major needed work over time. It's probably not gonna be updated a ton as a result but i am working on it on and off whenever i get more inspired lol.)

Plz tag art as #KidnappedSeriesFanart or #RoomiesSeriesFanart if you wanna give me fanart or something to...Or tag me, whatever, i'd love to see it!!! (am not expecting but people have wanted to a few times and i'm cool af with that as long as you aren't...Yknow, gross and whatever lol...)

ALSO!!!! Just cuz i post dialog stuff/rambling stuff from/about Kidnapped/Roomies doesn't mean they will be in the final projects...But it doesn't mean it won't make it in either lol so take it with a grain of salt. I needa share more stuff to get any sort of audience imo sooooooooo ima share these cuz these get the points across more then random artpieces in my mind so yeah lol... EVERYTHING IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND...

Ik fandoms are a big thing here sooooooo here's some stuff i'm super into lol: -Regular Show (hyperfixation atm) (Also simp king Mordecai is my fave character, argue with the wall lmaooooooo) -Owl House -Steven Universe -Final Space -Tangled The Series -Amphibia (less so after the finale tho, ngl, oof) -Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (both lol) -If it's animated, i'm probably gonna be super into it lmao, i don't watch alotta live action stuff, i'm sorry oof X-X

Will say tho, i probably won't interact much other then like...Maybe an opinion here or there or just...Sharing art i like lol, i ain't lookin for drama or fights, plz no, i do not need it over silly cartoon shows that make my brain make seratonin juices lol

Other shiz i like: -Hiveswap (Homestuck too but Hiveswap moreso ngl lol) -Castle Swimmer -BIG into Elemental rn, we'll see how long that sticks lol -Mystery Flesh Pit National Park (fave internet story, god, i love the cosmic abomination, horror pit lol) -If it is shark/ocean/mer related, yes i want to see it, give it to me NOW... -Roblox (fave games are Tornado Alley Ultimate and Royale High atm lol but i play other stuff at points) -Mouthwashing (fuck jimmothy, all my homies fuckin hate that roachman)

Uhhhhhrm, will update more later lolololol

If you needa contact me, hmu lol (tho i am usually easier to reach later in the day/at night tbh...Ima lil night owl buttttttt sometimes i do have to get up earlier so yknow, i could surprise ya... XD I am in the central US timezone for ref as well...

Dividers are NOT MINE; Go check out cafekitsune for these, they got some really pretty ones lol Link to the galaxy banners: https://www.tumblr.com/cafekitsune/727305515676418048/%F0%9D%90%8F%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%8D-%F0%9D%90%81%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%92-galaxy

Commissions? Nope, not atm. Idk if i will ever do those tbh lol... Art trades? Depends on the timing but hmu and we'll see!! Usually I'll say yes cuz it's p fun lol. (I would prefer to know the person/be mutuals tho so i am not doing free art for Johnny Mcrando yknow?) Gift art? I am always open to peeps making art for me so you can if you want. On my end, depends lol...Maybe if i'm up for it. Do you ever do fanart? I would do so much Regular Show fanart if my brain was not fried 24/7 with Kidnapped stuff so...dfhjfdhjfdhfd I wouldn't follow me for the hopes of that alas but perhaps someday, i have done it before!! :p When tf you gonna upload you twat?? Whenever i have stuff, do not stress me plz, i beg lol. I do gotta draw, it keeps my mental health stable but also uhhhhhhhhh it's done when it's done babycakes uwu

[cryingyetcourageous]

Why do you call the other baltics by their nation nicknames instead of their human nams?

[[Ohoho, so I know this is meant to be IC, but... This is a mun thing!!

Raivis would, in fact, call his brothers by their human names.

HOWEVER!!! I do not like some canon names, and I don't know what names to use that would be easily recognizable to the fandom/RP partners!

I think Eduard is fine? I know his last name is German as hell and not good, but I haven't heard many complaints about his first name?

BUT!!! TORIS IS NOT A NAME. I know the fandom tries to fix this by calling him Tolys, but that's not a name either. I have two best friends, one of whom is my Lithuanian pen-pal of the past 8 years, and she has made it very clear to me how much she fucking hates the fandom calling him Tolys, because it's like the Uncanny Valley: it looks like it should be a real Lithuanian name, but it is not. She actually prefers Toris because it's so nonsensical that it's funny, at least. But, like, I want him to have a real name. I already call Sweden "Berwald" - I have filled my quota of keeping bad canon names for the lolz, so I cannot allocate any goofy names to our favorite final pagan of Europe.

"But Tapir-Mun! There's historical record of Tolys being used as a name once!" You know what else are names that have been recorded?  Exa Dark Sideræl. Elongated Muskrat's daughter. Cyanide. KVIIIlyn. The. Just because a name has been on a legal record does not mean it's an accepted name within a culture, and some of the hardest laughs I've had are from my friend ranting about this, so I will respect her take on her own country. <3

I usually prefer the names Tolvydas (Pro: close the common fandom name. Con: not really common, either. Pretty outdated, but not terribly so) or Tautvydas (Pro: very realistic name, and meaningful! Con: I've only seen, like, two other people use it for him) or something similar, but again, I don't know if the fandom at large would know who Raivis is talking about if he used that name.

SO. They are Eesti and Liet, just to make things easy. This is an editorial choice, not a character choice!]]

[southsidestory]

TAG GAME TUESDAY!!

I was tagged by the lovely @bawlbrayker! Thank you, darling <3

Name: Scarlett

When is your birthday? I'd rather not be specific but I'm a Cancer

Favorite social media platform outside of tumblr? Twitter, even though it's fucking evil. Ever since Muskrat took over, it's like watching Paris burn in slow motion

Do you wear makeup? A few times a year, though I think I might be batting zero for 2023?? It's been a rough one y'all 🤣

Favorite board game? None. I'm not really into games in general :/

Do you have any tattoos? Nope, but I really want one based on Kay Nielson's fairy tale illustrations

Which of the seven deadly sins would you say you struggle with the most? Wrath... definitely wrath. eesh

Best vacation you’ve ever been on? I went to Chicago last year and it was amazing. I got to visit one of my dearest friends, whom I'd never met in person before. I spent two weeks hanging out with her and her wonderful family, ate meals so delicious that I remember them a year later, and got the best R&R of my life. 11/10 can't wait to go again!

How do you get around town? If I'm not going somewhere with my roommate (who has a car) I walk or take the bus

Describe your vibe in three words: Queer And Tired

Share a song rec: Send His Love to Me by PJ Harvey

Tagging @birklurks @flowerslut @politicalmamaduck @briarlily @gallavichy and anyone else who wants to!

[13thpythagoras]

back in 2010 I was dating this web designer and I wanted to start a blog, she got me set up with a pretty website for my blog and I started posting my crazy ish...'twas Pythagoreanism dot com and org, and then I claimed pythagoreanism on tumblr, but they promptly gave that handle to someone else even though I had claimed it and made a PW. So after like 2 months of tumblr/Pythagoreanism being a shit blog with like 10 posts in black and white of fucking linens hanging, I'm over here like starting an anarchist cult a la fight club, nah white sheets Pythagoreanism tumblr art blog and me are not the same lmao like I did a feckn seance with Pythagoras back in 2010 I'm like bro what do you wanna fuckin tell the world? And yeah my life got plenty more magical after that, I learned some very strange secrets, I had 4000 facebook friends but when I saw they were censoring me I just deleted it, I was locked out of tumblr over them stealing my username for like 6 years so I used an alternative tumblr in that time along with twitter, then I noticed the Twitter CEO doing genocide-tourism in Myanmar so I started a twitter boycott long before elongated muskrat bought that garbage fire, and that led me back to tumblr where I decided to embrace losing my original username, and go with the 13th Pythagoras line to evoke the reference to reincarnation and the tribute to the many claimants of having been Pythagoras, all of whom might not be wrong it's just a silly lil game but Pythagoras was a lucky philosopher to have lived a century or two before like, Alexander the Great, and then Jesus Christ, so including Pythagoras it's plausible to say those are like the 3 primary founders of western civ as we see it today. I later once saw an alleged portrait of Pythagoras and ngl he kind of looks just like me? haha only later did I discover that the freemasons literally call Pythagoras their original founder

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[yahomegirlmia]

So I don't make blogs here often, but fuck it.

Y'all, if you didn't leave Shitter for Bluesky yet... Pleas fk do. Not only to spite Elongated Muskrat, but also because the vibes are chill, it has many options for different kinds of sensitive content and if you wanna see it or not I don't think I've yet to see an ad and I've been scrolling there for like... Probably a total of at least 2 to 3 hours in the past 2-3 days. It's also not owned by a mega corporation. It's literally the dead blue bird app but without all the shit you hate about it!

[electricangels]

i tried using twitter again for the first time in years and holy shit that website is held together with duct tape. like tumblr is fucking high art compared to how glitchy twitter is these days. putting my experience undercut in case anyone is curious

first of all, anytime i try to do ANYTHING i get asked to do these weird robo tests. you like a post? robo test. retweet a post? robo test. want to change your icon? robo test.

then when you complete the robo test, it glitches the fuck out. you get logged out and it takes you to this screen

and if you try to click log in the screen flashes and the page refreshes, and you wind up at the same "this doesn't exist" page

and note that this experience has happened to me SEVEN TIMES in the past 3 days trying to use twitter

not to mention how any time i try to just scroll through my feed and interact with posts, i get flagged as a bot and get a message saying i'm rate limited on suspicion of being a bot. i don't have any screenshots for that one but like. you're mad at me for what, using the website???

so yeah. it really did go to shit once elongated muskrat took over, huh

don't think i'll be using it again after all

[temptation-the-dumb]

Discord is either over-stimulation hell or a barren dead wasteland, there is no in-between

You can be having a fine day just scrolling through your interest on Twitter until BANG! Muskrat news, drama, actual fucking crimes, racism and the list goes on

I refuse to install Tiktok at any cost

Reddit is... Fine????? As long as you never look at the comments (Seriously, im writting this after seeing the most braindead take ive ever read)

What the fuck is Instagram?

Amino is a nuclear bomb test site filled with either the most vile creature you'll ever find on this earth, rats immune to the radiation vibing with fellow rats, e-dating, or dogs that will love you and support you to the end of time anywhere you go (I love you dogs <3)

The weird Amino copy has nfts and probably more rampant e-dating, aside from that still amino but with a nicer paintjob

I used Snapchat for like 3 days cuz i had a crush on someone and uninstalled it a week after i noticed they were just ghosting me (Maybe it was 2 weeks, i dont remember)

And finally...

Theres something about Tumblr that just doesnt feel right, like if you were living in a completely normal house but you got the feeling it could fall apart in any moment or eat you all Monsterhouse like style, also the rats are back, sometimes they let you pick them up

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

They can die made. LOL Fuck you both, Muskrat and Rowldemort, stay outta Scotland. <3

(Also; Rowldemort had some of her tweets banned in the EU. Fucking choke on that and die mad. LOL)

If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao