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[thehumanwiki]

if i ever change my irl name i’ll call it rebranding and i’ll lose so much less money than mr muskrat

[sunderberry]

and angel was so proud of himself for being able to carry mr-hollow-bones husk over here

based on the hc where husk died from falling, and that's why his demon form is an ironic mix between two animals that should not be taking fall damage

so yeah he's afraid of heights and that's why he doesn't fly

aftermath:

they'll be okay

[troublewithvampires]

@skitzo-kero Helping Sal (and you) feel loved and cherished with a little Ari: It had been a few minutes from the time Salvatore had stepped out, and Ari had joined him. She did not speak right away, simply pulling out her own cigarette, lighting it, and taking a slow, long drag from the toxic bliss. Her blue eyes flicked over him before a sigh left her lips. Blocking out the streetlight with her form, she stepped in front of her long-time friend. Her hands smoothly fixed his tie after the "rough-housing" they had endured minutes earlier. "You can breathe easy now, pet." She spoke around the smoke stick that laid between her lips. "The deed is done, and you've earned some much needed rest." The hand that smoothed down his tie came up to gently cup his chin to ensure his face was turned up towards her. "How about I draw you a warm bath, we pour some whiskey, put on some jazz, and have a small dance between the two of us, hm?" Her lips had the faintest upturned hints of a smile that her eyes held all the warmth and softness for. "After all, my pet deserves all the comforts the world can offer. And I will ensure you receive each. And. Every. One." In-between each punctuation, as if to make them count, Ari placed chaste kisses. Four in total. The top of his head. His forehead. His temple. His cheek. Leaving the last, only slightly more lingering kiss to be on his lips. "Now let's get home."

Salvatore hadn't noticed at first that his hands were shaking as he lit his cigarette. His bloodied knuckles ached, but he hardly registered the pain through the haze of adrenaline beginning to seep out of him in waves. The first drag of burning smoke into his lungs relaxed him in increments, his tired eyes slipping closed.

It wasn't long before Ari joined him. His eyes cracked open to look her way, a slow smile spreading across his face. Like Salvatore, she was disheveled, her blond hair out of place and her clothes in disarray. Her knuckles were just as bloody as his, and she had a healing cut on her bottom lip.

"What a night, huh?" he drawled. That was certainly a way to put it. He took another drag from his cigarette, breathing out the smoke with a sigh. For a moment, he and Ari stood in silence, until she turned to him, reaching out to straighten his tie. The gesture was tender, speaking to years of trust and companionship.

Her words, however, prompted a snort. "Yeah, right," he said. "Gonna have to report back to Nickels in the morning--gotta let him know ol' Jimmy ain't gonna be a problem anymore, and then I gotta get to work cleanin' up the rest of his buddies." He peered up at Ari, smiling grimly. "You and I both know I ain't got time to relax, boss."

Still, despite his protests, he leaned into her touch as she cupped his face. Even rough and battered, her hands felt nice against his skin. Her expression was mostly neutral, but he saw the shimmer of affection in her eyes that had his shoulders drooping.

"... Maybe a night in wouldn't hurt," he finally decided, a ragged chuckle escaping him as Ari pressed kisses to his exhausted face. He rested his free hand on her arm, lightly running his fingers across the silky fabric of her shirt. Maybe that's what he needed: a nice bath, some nice booze, and a nice place to let his guard down and sleep. After all, even the most hardworking dog had to rest sometimes.

Salvatore squeezed Ari's arm and shot her a grin. "Yeah, let's get goin'."

[transit-fag]

Hey, Twitter fucks, You wanna ride the Coast Starlight to Emeryville, then cross the Bay and murder the Muskrat, I know you do <3. Just buy a ticket and you'll be in the bay area in a day

[rydrake6]

You know what? I'm glad that twitter is gone. Sure, it had some good things about it, but it was mostly just a toxic cesspit. It got even worse after Muskrat took over. And I guarantee that that site isn't gonna last longer than probably 3 years tops. And in those three years it's just gonna get worse and worse until it eventually just stops working. And good fucking riddance when it does.

[rollingintheshallows-blog]

i fucken love cybertrucks dying after 20 mins on the road. ohh you 130K garbage container on wheels is limited to 25Mph after driving it off the lot and now you gotta wait 3 weeks to get a repair? booh fucking wooh. Ohh you took it to the car wash and it died? Maybe dont buy into the biggest grifters grifts over and over again. Cut yourself on the door? Yea no shit, it's sharp af stainless steel. Aluminium body cracked because you looked at it wrong LMAO.

After all the horrible things we know about elongated muskrat you really though "yea na, let be buy something untested from this dweeb?"

Skill issue, get absolutely fucked

[qqueenofhades]

This is a very, very honest question, but it's one i've been struggling with: Do you think Nick Fuentes removal from YT and twitter and whatnot and having most of his rhetoric removed from the internet violates free speech? I've seen some (right wingers) complain that while they "disagree" with his message, his treatment is another example of "cancel culture" and a "violation of the first amendment."

No. Here's why:

1) The First Amendment means that the government cannot put you in jail for your speech. That's it (and indeed, it does not protect you from the reasonable consequences of deliberately reckless speech, like shouting fire in a crowded theater.) Twitter, YouTube and all the rest are private companies and fully able to enforce terms of service on anyone they fucking well please. Probably why Elon Manbaby Musk bought Twitter, because all those Nazis got kicked off and he wants to bring them back.

2) The Muskrat is a great example of the hypocrisy of the "free speech" argument on the right. It's the right for them to say whatever hateful and offensive shit they please, never suffer any consequences for it, engage in harassment and silencing of everyone else, and act like that is a fair standard. They have not shown that they are remotely capable or interested in actually behaving fairly on this, and they deserve zero benefit of the doubt.

3) This "I disagree with his message but he should be allowed to say it and be given a platform for it!!!" is, once again, the ultimate bullshit. A society does not have any inherent obligation to give a platform to, or any tolerance of, Nazis. Nazis manipulate the ideals of liberal "tolerant" society to argue that they are "just another opinion" to "be tolerated," which then shifts the blame to everybody else for opposing them: Why Aren't You Being Tolerant Of Their Opinion?

4) As previously discussed, individual humans do not have an automatic and unchallenged right to do whatever the hell they want all the time, because uh, we live in a society and have collective responsibilities to others. Nazis have no function in any remotely civilised society and do not need to be tolerated for any reason, especially since as noted, they enter the public space solely for the purpose of weaponizing it and getting rid of everyone else inside it. Even aside from that, people simply do not have to give you dick if you're a hateful violent asshole who takes advantage of forced milquetoast ideals of "toleration" to hurt everybody else.

5) Nick Fuentes and every other hateful Nazi pissbaby like him are all absolute scum and deserve nothing. Die mad about it, fascists.

[sharksa-shivers]

Hi lol

My name is Sharksa Shivers or Tiff, whatever, either works lol and i am migrating here now. I still have a twitter (i am not calling it X, fuck that lol, you know it's a twitter) The muskrat has been fucking up alot of shit over there so uhhhhhh might as well make another page online so people can find me cuz idk how long a burning building can stay standing so yknow...

Just in case tho- twatter: https://twitter.com/Sharksa_Shivers Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ02ooJ9RYKAV9uIUQum1Gg Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/sharksa-shivers (ima be honest lads, i ain't reposting every art ever on here so check my DA for my full art gallary lol. All my art garbo is there lol)

I'm p friendly but snarky and sometimes i got no chill but cuz of anxiety, that will probably be reeled in alot but i'd love to talk and make some more internet friends cuz i'm a lonely motherfucker, that'd be nice lol... Guess i will be trying to learn how this site works cuz i have no clue lol...Never had a tumblr before so uhhhhh yeah lol... Also i like to swear and say fuck and be edgy so uhhhh hopefully you're alright with self end life jokes and uhhhhh other stuff like that cuz otherwiseeeeeee you probs wanna head on out lmaoooo If you decide to show up and be a lil shit, i will not hesitate to use that block button lololol...Also if you decide to take my sfw art as weird fetish shit cuz i've had that prob on DA, that will absolutely earn you a block. Also peeps that make me uncomfy in general/spambots also will get hit with the blocc. I'll talk to anybody usually but if you wanna be rude, i'll probs block you if you decide to do that lol. Just be a normalass person and we won't have any issues. Do not start shit with me about my interests plz, i just want happy brain chemicals for like 5 minutes fdhjkfdjhfdhdf plz, lordt

My serieses and whatnot lol A NOTE: MY STUFF IS NOT FOR KIDS...SO PLEASE JUST BE LIKE...RESPONSIBLE. I'M NOT POSTING NSFW SHIT BUT LIKE I'M NOT GONNA CUT OUT MATURE THEMES EITHER SO PLEASE LIKE...VIEWER DISCRESTION ADVISED...THIS GOES FOR LIKE ANYTHING I MAKE IN GENERAL.

--- Kidnapped revolves around The Trio, a team of 3 demon fighters in training. Consisting of Sharky Sharkson, Max Bone and Kristy Miller, these 3 teenagers work towards the goal of defeating a genocidal immortal cult leader shadowdemon known as Demon Drop whenever he comes back from an alternative dimension. Training The Trio, powerful fire mer Orange Hair does her best to provide The Trio with the skills and resources they need to take down Demon Drop when he returns...Why is it called Kidnapped then? Because Orange Hair kidnapped Kristy to make this team happen and that's when our story begins, with Kristy having to come to terms with all of this...

Roomies --- Skylar is a loud and asshole-y chameleon with dreams of becoming a musician. Axel is a very nerdy and nice dog dude whos trying his best to live a good life. Together, these 2 are polar opposites and roommates...Maybe even something more in the future if Axel can figure out his true feelings for Skylar over time. These 2 get into quite alot of shenaigans and have to deal with whatever life throws at them both.

(Note: Roomies is my side series and it's undergoing some major needed work over time. It's probably not gonna be updated a ton as a result but i am working on it on and off whenever i get more inspired lol.)

Plz tag art as #KidnappedSeriesFanart or #RoomiesSeriesFanart if you wanna give me fanart or something to...Or tag me, whatever, i'd love to see it!!! (am not expecting but people have wanted to a few times and i'm cool af with that as long as you aren't...Yknow, gross and whatever lol...)

ALSO!!!! Just cuz i post dialog stuff/rambling stuff from/about Kidnapped/Roomies doesn't mean they will be in the final projects...But it doesn't mean it won't make it in either lol so take it with a grain of salt. I needa share more stuff to get any sort of audience imo sooooooooo ima share these cuz these get the points across more then random artpieces in my mind so yeah lol... EVERYTHING IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND...

Ik fandoms are a big thing here sooooooo here's some stuff i'm super into lol: -Regular Show (hyperfixation atm) (Also simp king Mordecai is my fave character, argue with the wall lmaooooooo) -Owl House -Steven Universe -Final Space -Tangled The Series -Amphibia (less so after the finale tho, ngl, oof) -Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (both lol) -If it's animated, i'm probably gonna be super into it lmao, i don't watch alotta live action stuff, i'm sorry oof X-X

Will say tho, i probably won't interact much other then like...Maybe an opinion here or there or just...Sharing art i like lol, i ain't lookin for drama or fights, plz no, i do not need it over silly cartoon shows that make my brain make seratonin juices lol

Other shiz i like: -Hiveswap (Homestuck too but Hiveswap moreso ngl lol) -Castle Swimmer -BIG into Elemental rn, we'll see how long that sticks lol -Mystery Flesh Pit National Park (fave internet story, god, i love the cosmic abomination, horror pit lol) -If it is shark/ocean/mer related, yes i want to see it, give it to me NOW... -Roblox (fave games are Tornado Alley Ultimate and Royale High atm lol but i play other stuff at points)

Uhhhhhrm, will update more later lolololol

If you needa contact me, hmu lol (tho i am usually easier to reach later in the day/at night tbh...Ima lil night owl buttttttt sometimes i do have to get up earlier so yknow, i could surprise ya... XD

Dividers are NOT MINE; Go check out cafekitsune for these, they got some really pretty ones lol Link to the galaxy banners: https://www.tumblr.com/cafekitsune/727305515676418048/%F0%9D%90%8F%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%8D-%F0%9D%90%81%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%92-galaxy

Commissions? Nope, not atm. Idk if i will ever do those tbh lol... Art trades? Depends on the timing but hmu and we'll see!! Usually I'll say yes cuz it's p fun lol. (I would prefer to know the person/be mutuals tho so i am not doing free art for Johnny Mcrando yknow?) Gift art? I am always open to peeps making art for me so you can if you want. On my end, depends lol...Maybe if i'm up for it. Do you ever do fanart? I would do so much Regular Show fanart if my brain was not fried 24/7 with Kidnapped stuff so...dfhjfdhjfdhfd I wouldn't follow me for the hopes of that alas but perhaps someday, i have done it before!! :p When tf you gonna upload you twat?? Whenever i have stuff, do not stress me plz, i beg lol. I do gotta draw, it keeps my mental health stable but also uhhhhhhhhh it's done when it's done babycakes uwu

[troublewithvampires]

There it is--that knowing smirk that has Salvatore bristling like an irate cat. He isn't even sure what it is about Simon that has his hackles raising whenever they're together, but here he is regardless. Maybe it's just that Simon is so consistently friendly and cheerful. Maybe it's the way he always seems to know something Salvatore doesn't. Maybe it's just that Salvatore is an asshole. Or maybe it's all three.

Whatever it is, Simon remains unaffected, continuing to smile even as Salvatore glares at him. Well. Two can play at that game, you old fuck.

Salvatore takes a breath and grins back at Simon, leaning forward to rest his sharp chin on one fist. "Oh, I'm sure I am," he agrees. "Bet I could beat your pansy ass into the ground without breakin' a sweat." Not that he would unless he absolutely had to--it's not a good look to hit your dame unprovoked, even if the relationship is a fake one just for work. And even if Simon is a man, Salvatore imagines that rule still applies here.

Thinking about his "relationship" with Simon has something fluttering in Salvatore's stomach and his cheeks turning pink, and he quickly averts his eyes. He sits back in his chair and crosses his arms.

"Whatever," he spits, screwing up his face into a scowl. "Point is, I ain't a little bitch. Anyone pisses me off, I'll break their fuckin' faces." After a moment, he glances back at Simon, a hesitant smirk spreading slowly across his face. "So I'll keep you safe, old timer--you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing. Any mouthbreather looks at you wrong, send 'em my way and I'll set 'em straight." This whole situation makes Salvatore feel strange, but positioning himself as the man here definitely helps him feel more at ease. And a real man protects his girl from any threat. Even if said girl is an annoying old man.

▸   @troublewithvampires​   ⟶   ❛  “i  may  be  smaller  than  most  people,  but  i  will  fight.” //not too sure on specific context, but <3 scrappy bitchy sal  ❜   ╱   (  pinterest , accepting .  )

      Simon almost tells Salvatore that he’s not that small.  What is he—5’8”?  That’s only an inch or two below average; surely, most people won’t even notice.  But remembering they are all small in their own ways, Simon smiles with a knowing, self-satisfied glint in his eyes.

      “I don’t doubt it.”  He flicks open a red hand fan speckled with cherry blossoms more for the drama of it than to stave off the heat.  “I bet you’re much better in a fight than I am.”  Simon has a way of wearing his opponents down and winning fights that way, but he is not much of an aggressor.  “Personally, I don’t find it much fun to get involved in that stuff, so if a fight does break out, I intend to let you handle it.”

[cryingyetcourageous]

Why do you call the other baltics by their nation nicknames instead of their human nams?

[[Ohoho, so I know this is meant to be IC, but... This is a mun thing!!

Raivis would, in fact, call his brothers by their human names.

HOWEVER!!! I do not like some canon names, and I don't know what names to use that would be easily recognizable to the fandom/RP partners!

I think Eduard is fine? I know his last name is German as hell and not good, but I haven't heard many complaints about his first name?

BUT!!! TORIS IS NOT A NAME. I know the fandom tries to fix this by calling him Tolys, but that's not a name either. I have two best friends, one of whom is my Lithuanian pen-pal of the past 8 years, and she has made it very clear to me how much she fucking hates the fandom calling him Tolys, because it's like the Uncanny Valley: it looks like it should be a real Lithuanian name, but it is not. She actually prefers Toris because it's so nonsensical that it's funny, at least. But, like, I want him to have a real name. I already call Sweden "Berwald" - I have filled my quota of keeping bad canon names for the lolz, so I cannot allocate any goofy names to our favorite final pagan of Europe.

"But Tapir-Mun! There's historical record of Tolys being used as a name once!" You know what else are names that have been recorded?  Exa Dark Sideræl. Elongated Muskrat's daughter. Cyanide. KVIIIlyn. The. Just because a name has been on a legal record does not mean it's an accepted name within a culture, and some of the hardest laughs I've had are from my friend ranting about this, so I will respect her take on her own country. <3

I usually prefer the names Tolvydas (Pro: close the common fandom name. Con: not really common, either. Pretty outdated, but not terribly so) or Tautvydas (Pro: very realistic name, and meaningful! Con: I've only seen, like, two other people use it for him) or something similar, but again, I don't know if the fandom at large would know who Raivis is talking about if he used that name.

SO. They are Eesti and Liet, just to make things easy. This is an editorial choice, not a character choice!]]

[southsidestory]

TAG GAME TUESDAY!!

I was tagged by the lovely @bawlbrayker! Thank you, darling <3

Name: Scarlett

When is your birthday? I'd rather not be specific but I'm a Cancer

Favorite social media platform outside of tumblr? Twitter, even though it's fucking evil. Ever since Muskrat took over, it's like watching Paris burn in slow motion

Do you wear makeup? A few times a year, though I think I might be batting zero for 2023?? It's been a rough one y'all 🤣

Favorite board game? None. I'm not really into games in general :/

Do you have any tattoos? Nope, but I really want one based on Kay Nielson's fairy tale illustrations

Which of the seven deadly sins would you say you struggle with the most? Wrath... definitely wrath. eesh

Best vacation you’ve ever been on? I went to Chicago last year and it was amazing. I got to visit one of my dearest friends, whom I'd never met in person before. I spent two weeks hanging out with her and her wonderful family, ate meals so delicious that I remember them a year later, and got the best R&R of my life. 11/10 can't wait to go again!

How do you get around town? If I'm not going somewhere with my roommate (who has a car) I walk or take the bus

Describe your vibe in three words: Queer And Tired

Share a song rec: Send His Love to Me by PJ Harvey

Tagging @birklurks @flowerslut @politicalmamaduck @briarlily @gallavichy and anyone else who wants to!

[troublewithvampires]

@oceanoecielo said: ❛ fake dating you is a lot more fun than i expected. ❜ (oopsies. don't worry about it dude. don't worry about it LKFDJSDF)

(fake dating starters - open)

"Oh, yeah?" Salvatore glances over his shoulder at Simon, trying and failing to hide how much the casual remark has him perking up. "How you figure?" Right now, he's alone with the older man, getting ready for some fundraising event Simon is set to appear at. Salvatore's job tonight is twofold: take the opportunity to scope out potential new business partners for the Gianetti family, and hang off Simon Fairchild's arm as his plus one.

Initially, Salvatore had recoiled at the prospect of being chosen as Simon's fake date, vehemently rejecting the idea of pretending to be some old fogey's toy. He wasn't a cheap whore for his boss to lend out, after all, nor was he a fucking queer. (At least, as far as anyone in the family knew, and he's damn determined to keep it that way.)

However, Nickels had made it very clear that this wasn't about what Salvatore wanted. This was business, and Simon was a lucrative business partner for the Gianetti's to get whatever he wanted. So, if Simon wanted a sweet young thing to sit in his lap and smile at him, then he'd fucking get it. And if Salvatore wanted to keep working with the family, then he'd shut his trap and play the part.

So, Salvatore went along with it, ignoring the twisting and fluttering in his guts as he spent more and more time around the older man. For the most part, they've only made a few public appearances as an item, mostly at high society events Salvatore never thought he'd be caught dead at. They receive plenty of sideways glances, but it seems no one sees fit to question Simon. He's such a poof, anyone would be able to tell with a single glance. It'd be more unusual if he didn't bring a man with him, really.

Salvatore isn't at all what he was expecting, but be supposes that isn't such a bad thing. Simon is endlessly optimistic, positive and friendly to the point of pissing Salvatore off some days, but with something darker underneath he can't quite identify. Whatever it is has Salvatore's hackles bristling as much as it shoots a thrill through him.

More than that, though, Simon seems to actively enjoy having Salvatore around. And, despite himself, Salvatore's been enjoying it too. They both know the truth of the situation, that this isn't real, but it isn't really so bad to pretend. Hell, this fake relationship is more enjoyable than his actual one at times.

(Salvatore ignores the pang of guilt that shoots through him whenever he thinks about that. Bruno would understand. This is just business.)

It takes Salvatore a second to realize he's become lost in thought, his hands stilling in the middle of tying his tie. He feels his face grow warm as he averts his gaze and quickly finishes the knot. Once he's done, he smoothes down the front of his jacket.

"You ain't so bad either," he says after a moment. "I- I mean, this ain't the worst, I guess. It's been... fun, yeah." Change the subject, idiot. "So, you said this was a fundraiser for, uh... some Usher Foundation?" Is he remembering that right? "Or something like that." He hates how stupid he sounds right now.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

I posted 3,545 times in 2022

That's 717 more posts than 2021!

788 posts created (22%)

2,757 posts reblogged (78%)

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@lemissingmask

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I tagged 3,422 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#lol - 2,064 posts

#the musketeers - 1,764 posts

#bbc musketeers - 1,757 posts

#santiago cabrera - 1,675 posts

#aramis - 1,181 posts

#original post - 989 posts

#the three musketeers - 855 posts

#alexandre dumas - 847 posts

#athos - 804 posts

#tom burke - 780 posts

Longest Tag: 117 characters

#my grandfather was so happy when she stood on her legs for the first time that he brought a professional photographer

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Did I do this right?

<ii>, &lt;iii>

880 notes - Posted December 19, 2022

#4

Me and my mutuals watching Twitter burn down and taking Elongated Muskrat's reputation with it:

[[gif credit to @tomshiddles here]]

1,347 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

#3

I love how Book!Corlys saw the very obvious, dark-haired, not!Laenor babies and just shrugged and went, "Whatever. As long as they bear the Velaryon name and history remembers me as the Ultimate Chad Velaryon. Idk what else I expected from my gay son"

1,354 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#2

Aemond: Okay Vhagar, remember, I only want his eye

Grandma Vhagar, 181 years old: What did you say? You want that Dornishman to die? Sure sweetie, if that's what you want. Grandma loves you <3

Narrator: It was at this moment, Aemond knew he had fucked up

2,400 notes - Posted October 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

72,080 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

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[13thpythagoras]

back in 2010 I was dating this web designer and I wanted to start a blog, she got me set up with a pretty website for my blog and I started posting my crazy ish...'twas Pythagoreanism dot com and org, and then I claimed pythagoreanism on tumblr, but they promptly gave that handle to someone else even though I had claimed it and made a PW. So after like 2 months of tumblr/Pythagoreanism being a shit blog with like 10 posts in black and white of fucking linens hanging, I'm over here like starting an anarchist cult a la fight club, nah white sheets Pythagoreanism tumblr art blog and me are not the same lmao like I did a feckn seance with Pythagoras back in 2010 I'm like bro what do you wanna fuckin tell the world? And yeah my life got plenty more magical after that, I learned some very strange secrets, I had 4000 facebook friends but when I saw they were censoring me I just deleted it, I was locked out of tumblr over them stealing my username for like 6 years so I used an alternative tumblr in that time along with twitter, then I noticed the Twitter CEO doing genocide-tourism in Myanmar so I started a twitter boycott long before elongated muskrat bought that garbage fire, and that led me back to tumblr where I decided to embrace losing my original username, and go with the 13th Pythagoras line to evoke the reference to reincarnation and the tribute to the many claimants of having been Pythagoras, all of whom might not be wrong it's just a silly lil game but Pythagoras was a lucky philosopher to have lived a century or two before like, Alexander the Great, and then Jesus Christ, so including Pythagoras it's plausible to say those are like the 3 primary founders of western civ as we see it today. I later once saw an alleged portrait of Pythagoras and ngl he kind of looks just like me? haha only later did I discover that the freemasons literally call Pythagoras their original founder

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[sanestparadisecitizen]

heyyy! Ive seen the ask game so here are my questions!! 24.what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for? 12.what’s some good advice you want to share? 5.what made you start your blog?

aaa tysm for asking!!

24. what am i proud of myself for?

if i said "staying alive" then it would be true but rlly short and boring, so i'll say that applying for a job! it'll be hard for a Lot of reasons, but passing up that opportunity would be a crime, its fit for me perfectly! (its a bakery!! and im diabetic!! how ironic XD) time to kick the social anxiety in the ass and do something with my life 😭

12. what's some good advice i wanna share?

oh damnn, i rlly wondered what to write here so it wouldn't get super depressing and personal. and i don't think that i have any universal advice, cuz its all things that worked out for me in very specific situations. but something real important to me would be to never try to imitate someone, cuz it just stalls your progress. in everything. whether it's that you wanna look like someone, you envy their lifestyle, personality, or hell, even wanting to make art like they do. people are like they are or do things like they do because of so much circumstances and experiences combined together, so referencing one person for everything is never gonna work. you'll never be like them because you are you, and you'll be beautiful and do beautiful things in your own, individual way. and having one point of reference never works out because it just makes you stuck with one perspective, unopen to improvement.

(↑ this came out so unintentionally deep, lmao. i certainly didn't mean it to be so, and i hope i conveyed my point well cuz words hate me today)

5. what made me start my blog?

yay, ending on a lighter note! the short answer is: fandoms. i really liked how smaller, less overwhelming (?) tumblr is when it comes to things you wanna look at, so when i was balls deep in a hyperfixation i went to tumblr and surrounded myself with only that one thing :3 and i found out it fits me more in how the whole, how do you say it, format? looks and works. i got more active when i made a new blog when my previous got deleted and elongated muskrat started fucking twitter up, so i guess im kind of a twitter refugee XD it worked WONDERS for my mental health, i tell ya. now its my "main" social media that i spend time on :3

[electricangels]

i tried using twitter again for the first time in years and holy shit that website is held together with duct tape. like tumblr is fucking high art compared to how glitchy twitter is these days. putting my experience undercut in case anyone is curious

first of all, anytime i try to do ANYTHING i get asked to do these weird robo tests. you like a post? robo test. retweet a post? robo test. want to change your icon? robo test.

then when you complete the robo test, it glitches the fuck out. you get logged out and it takes you to this screen

and if you try to click log in the screen flashes and the page refreshes, and you wind up at the same "this doesn't exist" page

and note that this experience has happened to me SEVEN TIMES in the past 3 days trying to use twitter

not to mention how any time i try to just scroll through my feed and interact with posts, i get flagged as a bot and get a message saying i'm rate limited on suspicion of being a bot. i don't have any screenshots for that one but like. you're mad at me for what, using the website???

so yeah. it really did go to shit once elongated muskrat took over, huh

don't think i'll be using it again after all