#we are so crazy
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My friend and me on Thursdays:
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one thing I´ve learned, no matter if I go to a saloon or a baber shop unless I tell them very wehemnetly right before the act or rather when they are about to do it unprompted, to not shave of my “sideburns” babyhair fuzz (they barely can be called that I know) to “clean up my look“ they will leave me with the smothest baby face that not even mae-up can salvage...like bro I need those even if you think Im a girl just listen to what Im telling you
#also last week the lady doing my hair and doing the belaching work and stuff#keept talikn to her friend while doing so#wich normaly I dont mind but she was going on and on about#how dying hair and putting in all that effort#is a cray thing women do to apeal to men#like it was all like gosh us women right#we are so crazy#look what women put themselve trough for men#etc.#and I was sitting there like Im no women and I dont like men#and then she also said I should not cut my hair this month because my desired hairstly needs a certain lenght?!?!#when the pic I showed her was of a male greaser hairstyle#on a feme model who had much shorter hair than me#and I opened up the session with I dont want to look to feminine#my usual sytlist didnt have time but she was informed before hands still#it was frustrating tbh#nonbinary#like I know I look pretty female because of my face shape and stuff but still just listen to what Im saying#enby stuff#and now there is not even baby hairs I can darken to evoke the illusin of sideburns#so much about greaser style#fuck me...#like there is makeup on them enhanching them right now when you want to shave them off#take a hint maybe
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genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic
#it makes me feel so crazy Why Do They Look Like That#big noses are not somehow more masc why are we pretending like they are#babbles
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#mangle#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#MANGLE MENTIONED#MANGO is about to be so real guys#it’s actually crazy I haven’t drawn mangle more#promise I’ll do just that when the second movie drops#this comic is based off the BTS photos we got of the animatronics being made#I’ve been meaning to talk about those photos#just been so busy eating up all the other FNAF news#I can not wait to see mangle in live action#they’ll need like 5 people to puppeteer them alone#I just wanna see how mangle walks will they crawl on walls? I need to know#Mike is obviously spooked by mangle#and Abby would just find mango cute which I think they’re right 🩷
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do you ever read through the solas and vivienne banter and lose your mind over what is some of the most interesting and telling solas characterization in the entire game
#the way she is literally like wow ur literally a pride demon#NDNDNSJDNENFNKSNEND#like he is so fen’harel here#it’s crazy because vivienne saw him for what he was from the beginning#and she saw it because she brought out the worst in him#it’s so interesting I wish we had 700 pages of just them bickering#someone needs to make sure to deliver her you just exchanged verbal jabs with solas pin to her#the original queen of exchanging verbal jabs with the dread wolf#solas#dragon age
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Blarmy!
#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#adaine o'shaughnessey#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#k2#british kristen#heaven gained a real one today ….#the blimey intervention actually made me scream it was … it was crazy#the stuff of legend#also had to draw the party people ❤️#and gorgugs little comment#ive seen a couple of posts about it btw i see it more as a look how far weve come#like remember when we died to the corn cuties? well now were in the sky about to die from a bunch of fucking dragons attacking us#isnt life so funny
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truly bonkers that this site will flag vaguely nude drawings at the drop of a hat but I can be presented a random women's entire pussy as a recommended post at any given moment from a bot
#i kinda miss when they just messaged me#the bots here are so crazy at least its like X with all the cryptos#god the shit we deal with these days lol
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canon? found dead in a dich far, far away
i bumped it with my x-wing
#star wars art#dinluke#luke and leia#star wars#luke skywalker#leia organa#din djarin#grogu’s ear and eye mentioned#i’m still fond of the idea of luke and leia growing up together#haven’t seen din’s armor in a hot minute and was too lazy to google the references so don’t expect to be impressed with how it looks#isn’t it crazy that we never got the third season of the mandalorian#⭐️chosen one⭐️ mentioned btw#bo katan kryze#padme amidala#anakin skywalker
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body size difference vs hand size difference
#🫠#I can’t stand them#they’re so mismatched#but matching each other#anyways gonna go check myself into an institution bc they drive me crazy#hashtag kitten paws versus monster werewolf claws are we surprised#lando norris#ln4#oscar piastri#op81#landoscar
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat
#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#no but srsly guys i get that hes the normal guy but you forget ... HES ALSO WEIRD !!! HES SO STRANGE !!!#if he was normal he would have called the cops on herbert ages ago#but guess what babey he ... well technically he did call the cops but he waited like 20 years to do it so .. !!#bro was an enabler dont forget that#sorry im like rlly crazy about dan...#which is unfortuante bc i feel kind of alone in that like YES herberts a baddie YES hes litterally me#but dan....... DAAAAAAAAAAAN (eagle screeching)#what the fuck am i saying!#edit hey guys its actually lucid dog that rant you see above you was written at likes 6am after an all nighter#we all know dan is weird i mainly meant i think he should get to be PORTRAYED as weird more#really im just weird about him (<3) and i need him to reflect that
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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Do any of you remember Scott's games before FNAF?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#chipper & sons#desolate hope#scottgames#scott cawthon#HAPPY day 4 of FNAF week!#I wanted to make a lil callback to the games that lead to FNAF being made#simply without chippers & sons we’d have no FNAF#SO I liked the idea chippers & co are considered old animtronics#stuffed away in some old warehouse#TBH seeing chippers appears in FNAF world this could be semi canon pff#Vanessa of course is a fan of them all#this comic is not as loaded with characters this time#but I still have a couple more big pieces in mind so keep eyes out for that#I ACTUALLY have a ton of ideas with everything that’s come out so far 😭#so soon more! Hope yall are enjoying fnaf week#tomorrow we get to see if fnaf gets in fortnite crazy day incoming
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please get a lock on that damn door
#merlin#bbc merlin#my art#merwaine#merlin emrys#sir gwaine#gaius: someone said they saw gwaine in town which is weird since hes still banished#merlin shoving gwaines stuff under his bed: whaaaaaaat thats crazy 🤯#also#posted gaius art before arthur art you have to laugh#also also#bogged down with college work as per so not much time for art#but we watched gwaines episode tonight and i had to do SOMETHJNG#transing bbc’s the adventures of merlin#its small but its there. to me 🖤
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Watched a video of someone making a guy cum six times in a row with little to no time in between and honestly that's how I'm trying to be with someone
#the level of over stimulation would be going crazy#id need to see what the person i do its withs absolute max is#“on come on last time we got five but we're aiming for eight so stay still”#Bd/sm mommy#sub men#subby men#female dominance#femdxm#mommy k!nk#gentle fdom#mommy#bd/sm domme#dom mommy#Ns/fw post#ns/fw blog#ns/fw#ns/ft blog#ns/ft#fdom#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#bd/sm community#k!nk blog#k!nk community#petpl@y#puppy sub#subby puppy#soft fem dom#pet pl4y#cvm wh0re
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