#we are an idiot

[tanema123]

How has your day been?

Well. Had another art booth camp. Anatomy lessons.

And how has that gone? Poorly at first.

So we took a break and redeemed ourselves. Here is what we got.

Ballerina poses are nice. I dunno why they need to break their fricking back though.

[dummyblob]

Incorrect quotes but with irl (me) and my friends

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Alya, with Damia and (Me) behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Alya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Alya: Asfa FUCKING FELL OFF!

(It ALMOST happen to her irl-)

Damia: You're smiling. What happened?

Asfa: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

(Me): Alya tripped and fell down the stairs today.

(Alya and Asfa hate each other honestly but still are friends)

(Me): We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Damia: Well, that was entirely predictable.

(Me): One of them punched a gang member.

Damia: Alya?

(Me): Asfa, actually.

Damia: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

(Asfa would probably do that-)

Asfa, Alya & Damia: *screaming*

(Me): *runs into the room* What's wrong, Damia?!

Asfa: Wait, why are you asking Damia that when Alya and I are also here?

(Me): Because Damia wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

(Me and Damia have a same brain cells)

(Me): What if people had food names and food had people names?

Asfa: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having (Me) for dinner.

Damia: What is wrong with you people?

Alya: Shut up, chocolate.

(Them both idiot)

Alya: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything (Me) does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Damia: If (Me) were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see (Me) jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Asfa: You jump off a cliff!

Damia: Gladly, provided (Me) did first.

(Damia is like a twin for me so she will do the same as what I did)

Damia, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

(Me): Gray.

Asfa: Grey.

Damia, turning to Alya: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Alya: Dark white.

(Alya would say that)

Imma do part 2 :]

[guidonian-hand]

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[caitmayart]

🎶It's Been a Whiiiile!🎵

Got nostalgic today and realized I haven't drawn these nerds in literal YEARS, so had a bunch of fun drawing them all being silly ♥

Love these Shits.

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

The chair needed a break so now we use the bookshelves.

[jawnlockblog]

all of us right now:

[thebibliosphere]

I've talked about this before, but emotional dysregulation is such a mother fucker aspect of ADHD.

Like, sure, not being able to regulate my attention sucks, but it's genuinely fucking nothing compared to the absolute rollercoaster of emotions I just went on because someone said something in a shitty tone, and now I'm having to actively walk myself through DBT methods lest my idiot shit for brains 'shiny-can't-sit-still-disorder' drop the match on that particular bridge because the rejection sensitive dysphoria feels like my chest is burning and not being able to act on the hurt feels like I'm suffocating under the weight of emotions pushing down on me and lashing out in anger is quicker than taking the time to self soothe.

And the annoying fucking thing is I know it's me.

I've done enough therapy to know my emotional response to their shittiness is overblown and dysregulated. I know I'm taking it to heart more than they could ever imagine.

And I've got to fucking sit with that and process it because if I don't, I'll be the inconsiderate cunt in this interaction and hhnnggg--wailing, gnashing, biting my thumb at you in the marketplace, etc, etc.

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

[shandzii]

them but,, roblox drip 🥴

Lyner belongs to @sleepyeule

[girlcockholmes]

rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[damianito]

Chuuya will not remember. Dazai will.

[mfshipbracket]

[nic-coughlan]

it's them