#was supposed to be a fun post

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[sl33py-g4m3r]

gotta stop metaphorically sticking myself in a box~~

making coffee at obscure hour of the morning and reblogging the video about Stephen got me thinking~~

if there were other disabled demon summoners would they find demons that would help make their disability less bad somehow?

would some demons be more likely to help disabled humans than others?

of course everyone has unique personalities tho so who knows...

finds disabled human, hangs around them and helps them out of pity or something

the answer to "what demons would a disabled person use" is probably just any of them that they want.

but trying to think of that; or say, what pokemon I'd use just because I'd still be legally blind in universe seems fun to think about. to form a team that works around my disability and aids me somehow either in battle or not.

but ye the answer is probably just "anything I want to summon and use"

I just like to think of how to potentially get around it with either the demons I summon or pokemon I use, and how other disabled people might or might not do the same....

I really like to think, lol is it any wonder I'm stuck in my own head and can never make a serious decision?

so far no team ideas for either so maybe I should just drop it entirely...

my only thought would be medusa cause looking at her petrifies the viewer, and I'm legally blind so maybe that wouldn't work? idk... would she petrify her summoner? course realistically summoned demons might attack their summoner...

other than the myths I am unfortunately not as familiar with SMT's demons as I am pokemon, and even with pokemon I can't come to a conclusion, lol.

but there's the fun part; your opponent might think "oh they're blind? they're gonna be such a pushover and miss attacks bc bad accuracy" or something. summon demons and proceed to sweep them bc they underestimated you.

"aw small cute blind girl can't do sh~~~" *gets destroyed*

unrelated thought but I asked my mom what kind of weapon I'd personally would maybe use cause I thought spear cause I could use it as a kind of rudimentary visually impaired cane thing; and she gave me a link to a kind of fictional chakram type weapon.

a dual hand wielding type blade that Klingon warriors use~~~ close range combat~~~ course my vision is bad so maybe I would in fact have to fight close range lest i miss attacks~~~ and idk what's close in SMT..... cause that's a star trek sci-fi weapon~~

good thing I'm small too and hopefully fast so my evasion is high. small and hard to hit~~ I'd like to think of myself anyway~~

looks like quite the vicious weapon... and I'm a pacifist~~~~

wish I'd use my brain more for creativity such as this and not anxious stuff~~~ that seems like a waste of brainpower but anxiety gonna anxiety....

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A nine-page digital comic featuring Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing. They're out of uniform, wearing casual clothes. The comic is done in sepia tones, with the only colors being the blue of Curly's eyes and the green of Jimmy's speech bubbles. There are also four featureless people representing their other friends.

The group of friends are gathered while Jimmy sits away from them.

Friend 1: He doesn't like sweets.... Friend 2: So what should we do for a cake then? Jimmy, attempting to light a cigarette: Why don't we just make it out of his fuckin' whey protein powder? You know Curly just LOVES that chalky crap. Friends pause, staring at him, before getting excited: (all caps) That's a great idea, Jimmy!

Jimmy then chokes on his cigarette and looks around at them all, momentarily shocked.

Friends: That's so smart! It'll be SO funny! He'll LOVE that! Jimmy, holding his limp cigarette and smiling smugly: heheh. guess I am pretty clever.

There is then a montage of him baking the cake with the whey powder, including him absently dropping cigarette ash into the batter with an "oops". Then they all wait in the dark, party decorations up with a shadow cast under the room's door.

Friends: Shh!! He's coming! Jimmy: (all caps) Shut the fuck up!! Curly, opening the door: Hullo? Friends: SURPRISE!

Curly flinches and yelps before he takes in the scene and smiles. Jimmy is holding the warped cake and smiling and everyone is wearing party hats and laughing.

Friends: Happy birthday Curly!

Two of them go up to Curly, putting a hat on him and patting his back.

Friend: Hope you like the cake!

Curly goes to cut the cake with everyone watching. He is smiling, while Jimmy stands next to him, staring blankly. As soon as the knife hits, the cake collapses in a poof of powder with a long fart noise. Curly's eyes bulge and Jimmy's eyes widen before they both burst out laughing, Curly pushing the cake away as he leans over the table, wheezing, while Jimmy throws his head back to cackle.

Curly, looking up at him: (all caps) What kind of cake is this?! Jimmy, holding up an "ok" hand: Choco-caramel whey, budd-o.

Curly wheezes, tears in his eyes. He then passes out cake and speaks indistinctly before sitting down.

Curly, smiling at Jimmy: -- sounds pretty brilliant, yeah?

Jimmy looks at him sideways, anticipating, as Curly raises his fork to his mouth. He keeps leaning closer as a shadow forms over his face. Curly takes a bite, smiling. Pauses for a moment. And then releases a huge cloud of whey powder, at which Jimmy starts cackling again.

end ID]

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every time i think about that cursed whey powder cake from curly's fondest memories, i just imagine a re-enactment of the cinnamon challenge but with whey protein powder.

so here's a NINE PAGE COMIC leading up to that <3

[ghosted-jazz]

Happy 10th birthday Dashcon!! Get painted idiot

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[essektheylyss]

the visceral gut drop of "—and in his place is a gently floating male drow—" vs the absolute giddy high of "—who is no longer Seth. Instead you see, a dark elf—" like, Essek Thelyss really is narratively That Bitch and he sure knows how to make a fucking entrance

[reds-skull]

I was planning on practicing drawing Soap's face (for the billionth time) and it turned into this silly little comic

[daily-dose-of-bucket]

Day 172: HAPPY (very late) HALLOWEEN!!!

[galaxylover06]

Role reversal!

[strwbrryfire]

IM BOTH THE KILLER & THE FINAL GIRL

SO WHO ARE YOU ?

you first — paramore

pst my dumbass forgot to tag @drivestraight this is from their fic eat them alive!! go read it for clear skin <3

[krazieka2]

Here's a big old Fire Emblem Search & Find I did for the FE3H Masquerade Zine! Find the Golden Deer, but see if you can't find the rest of the students as well! For the ultimate challenge, see if you can't name every character! (Disclaimer two characters are NPCs with no names)

[morethanwonderful]

Sweeping away his competition with a constant lead and a final victory by 22%, Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu has officially beaten Qi Rong and been crowned the MXTX character that was/would be most insufferable if given access to the internet!

In the end, it turns out that this whole elaborate tournament was for naught. Even Qi Rong, the man voted more annoying that 63 other characters, cannot hold a candle to the sheer degree of insufferable that we know our dear Peerless Cucumber was and would be. Absolutely nobody can compare to Shen Yuan's canon keyboard warrior antics.

Thank you all for joining me on this journey! I hope everyone had fun voting in this tournament, as I know I had a lot of fun running things and watching everyone's hot takes. Shen Yuan may have rendered all but the very final round of voting moot with his sheer loveable obnoxiousness, but maybe the real most insufferable people online are the friends we made along the way :).

[amamamumumumu]

Damianya Week Day 7: soulmates

no matter what setting, au or otherwise, Damian and Anya will always be soul mates ⭐⭐

[swordmaid]

TWOW Jaime I [real]

based on this scene from the mummy.

[cheekylittlepupp]

Everyone likes to poke fun at Astarion when he mentions his nails but you do know why he's like that, right?

He had to punch a hole in his coffin and claw his way through six feet of dirt after Cazador turned him.

Or maybe the time when he was locked inside a tomb for an entire year, months of which he spent scratching his hands raw, desperately trying to carve his way out.

It does make sense why he doesn't want to "ruin" his nails, I doubt he wants to remember either of those moments, and those are the ones we know about.

[starhoodies]

soriku week day 3: DATASCAPE.

data sora: "dw bud, I downloaded like a bunch of medical stuff off the internet into my data, I KNOW how to be a doctor now." data riku: "Oh yeah? What did that "medical stuff" say about fixing computer viruses, Dr. Sora?" dr. sora: "...huh."