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Come the fuck on, Bridget!
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*whispers* praying the merch is ugly so i don’t feel compelled to spend
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Has anyone else recovered from that embarrassing thing they said when they were twelve? No me either
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😭😭 he told everyone to stfu about city https://www.instagram.com/stories/rubendias.vn/3499116312762959173?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=aWJmcmp1dWRqOXQ3
i love him so much
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My grandad loves insulting our form like he isn’t a United fan.
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Not the day to be an empath
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
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men call women too emotional and then 50 of them cancel their private flight from madrid to paris because one of them didn’t get their special little prize and now they all feel disrespected :(
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Just won our first employee of the month 😊
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Might stick the tree up later
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Happy match day 🩵
I need to get through five hours at work on four hours sleep first
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do not go gentle into that good night
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me: i respect people’s ships and their opinions
also me:
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