#wants a family

[peachesancreams]

Dc brain worm

I’m almost done w/ Alastors death fic I PROMISE but

I had an idea cause Ive been reading a lot of Batfam, which can make me cry or be super wholesome! Batmom will always be pleasant to read for me, but I personally never desired kids much less a literal milita unit of them

WHICH LEAD ME TO

ECCENTRIC BATAUNTIE or BATUNCLE

a second or third removed cousin on Bruce’s Dads side (I always liked the idea of Martha being the true Wayne and Thomas taking her name)

only found out they were related because they did one of those DNA tests for fun. Stressed about trying to reach out cause how many have probably tried laying about this very thing? Of course eventually ends up trying cause some family is better then none right?

In the age of social media it’s just a matter of getting the right account email or number, but given it’s Bruce they probably have to find Lucius or Alfred. they WOULD NOT reach out to the kids. even the adult ones. cause that’s kinda creepy and not their job to let them know of potential family members

OR

Grandpa Wayne disowned his first daughter from an arranged marriage, remarried then has Martha. Martha as an adult finds out about her fathers previous marriage and reaches out to her older sister wanting to connect/is generally curious about her sister

they both are married with kids and after realizing there’s no bad blood between them decided to have their kids meet!

baby Bruce was a know it all and no one can change my mind, while his cousin was thought walls were blank canvases ✨

I do see them getting along purely because of Autism to Autism communication(like lil brucie teaching his new cousin ASL so they can both be nonverbal together but still tell people what’s wrong is v v important to me)

and no I won’t take any criticism on Autistic Bruce, I know what a masking adult look like and that BITCH is one of us

ANYWAY ill go more into either one, might play around w/ both scenarios or just one idk yet

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[demaparbat-hp]

Arsonist's Lullaby

[doctorsiren]

Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

[ruporas]

early party (ID in alt)

[itsdabatt]

happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate

Part 2

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Bruce: Tim and Damian did what?

Jason: Well, Alfred said they weren't allowed to see Dick because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.

Bruce: And?

Jason: So they punched each other in the face and told him they were injured.

Bruce:

Jason

Steph: I gotta admire their dedication

[tallymali]

genuinely what is the reason for the internet becoming so prudish?? who can i fight about this

[solarwreathe]

grunkle helps his nephew and niece beat a puzzle game

[laughingcatwrites]

As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.

For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.

But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.

Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Where the nightmares began in FNAF 4..

[versias]

Ridiculous Dead Serious idea:

Danny is in some kinda competition that Damian is also in, and they’ve been sniping at each other back and forth throughout the whole thing.

Until one day Danny goes, “You want me so bad it makes you look stupid!”

And Damian stops. Considers. Interrogates himself and his motivations like a good detective. Has a facial journey as he goes through the five stages of grief.

Danny was expecting a snide comeback and now he is legitimately worried he’s somehow triggered the snooty rich kid. Trying to decide if he wants to apologize or awkwardly make his way out of the room to give him time to recover.

Damian sorta hates himself because… yeah, yeah he does. He is attracted to the bratty little fucker and has been… pulling pigtails? Antagonizing to remain in his thoughts and field of vision, to watch his face get red and his breath quicken, to make him lean aggressively into his space and growl at him???

Damian is horrified. How did he misjudge himself so badly? Is this how mother felt when she discovered that Father was a complete mess and only fell more in love?

“Uh, dude? Are you… okay?” Danny reaches hesitantly towards him but doesn’t quite touch.

“No,” Damian says, schooling his face into a bland mask. “In fact, I may need you to support me.”

Panic flits across his companion’s face. He rushes to his aid, ducking against his side. His arm wraps around Damian’s back and a hand settles on his waist. Too gullible.

Damian mourns his own good sense.

[charbroiledchicken]

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work