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jessieren · 11 months ago

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Haha.. this is awesome

And the tags made me laugh so much

I love this fandom

Jim in that one scene from 4x1 Game

#Morse and Thursday bitch fighting is my favourite #you just know they want to kiss really #your place is where I say it is #in my bed #on top of me #wait… did I just say that out loud #Jim strange #awkward #endeavour #season 4 has so many bitch fights #and the messy hair #i love it your honor

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catz4ever · 2 months ago

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He's so beautiful. I can't.

#adar #sam hazeldine #adar rings of power #rings of power #the rings of power #lotr #please send help #trop #uruk #forget Sauron.... how about destroying something else #wait what #did i say that out loud?#sure did #but his face i just wanna kiss all his scars and tell him to rest #take a nap on my lap #we'll draw you a warm bath and you can stay back at camp where youre safe from the battle

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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 days ago

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Honestly your tags are so fun to read every time, i'm almost more excited for them than the actual post (but not entirely because your art is SO GOOD!!!! i adore it). If you don't mind me asking, what are you studying?

i am studying psychology because i refuse to see a therapist so ill figure out whats wrong with me myself !!!!!!!

#snap chats #WITH. a minor in human resources ☝️ because im evil or something #and whatever character/s i decide to fixate on for the next three years i will also psychoanalyze them I Guess. //loud coughing//#tbh i only saw a therapist to get medicine but since bloodwork is expensive without insurance i dont even do that anymore. sad !#but yeah im a certified rambler if i dont share every thought i have so people understand me as much as i want them to ill die #which is why charles xavier if youre out there you have full rights to my brain .......... //gross wink sound//#why cant telepaths be real itd make my life so much easier. i woudnt have to talk a mile a minute anymore #because i do talk very fast because growing up my mom would cut me off a lot #so now i talk fast in fear of being cut off without all my thoughts being heard. anyways.#thank you for also enjoying my art :] a sideshow to the glory that is my tags i KNOWWW but im glad my efforts are not unnoticed 😌#back to My Major tho when i was in middle school i thought i wanted to go into comic books #but then i thought id lose my love for drawing if i did it professionally so now i do it. semi professionally #on my own terms babyyyy thats right. and if im lucky i get paid to draw my faves im living the dream babes #thats why my text posts take nine years for me to type im legitimately sitting here thinking if i said everything i wanted #and if i worded it right but even then after it's up im like 'but did i word it right tho' but its like 'bro just fucking POST IT'#'ITS NOT THAT DEEP' its as my favorite professor once told me 'youre very paranoid' and he's right !!!! im very paranoid 🥰#ok im done now. see thats why i say Ok Im Done Now its a sign im forcing myself to shut UP #wait not done Almost but not quite i was rewatching 97 to Try to get caps of charles in his combat uniform #and i fear i still cackle at erik telling charles to shut up like PLEAAASSE...... i need that bit CLIPPED #it makes me giggle ... someone remind me to clip all of erik's cameos in the squirrelgirl podcast btw #ive been meaning to do that for weeks but. oops <3 i need all my grandpa's moments CATALOGUED and AT THE READY..#ok i done fr now i have class with my you're-paranoid professor in like an hour and i wanna get some work done before then #BYYYYYEEEE. FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES PROBABLY IDK

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faaun · 8 months ago

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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tittyinfinity · 4 days ago

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It's really nice having a free housekeeping service thru my Medicaid but ever since my regular housekeeper that I had for a year (now friend) got promoted in March it's like every other person I've had fuckin hates disabled people

#there was one perso who would drive by my house to clock in (your location has to show that you're at the client's house) and leave #found out when i called and was like hey why has no one been showing up and the office was like it shows shes been clocking in there what??#apparently i wasn't the only one and she got fired #and then we had a woman who treated my shift like it was her break time #i mean she would sit at our table and eat a full meal and talk on the phone as loud as possible instead of cleaning #she'd clean for 20 minutes usually just dishes then spend the rest of the time eating or playing on her phone or on a phone call #she would put away WET TOWELS i mean they were more than just 'damp'#and once left a full unflushed shit in our toilet with shit stains on the toilet seat #i remember once she sat outside in our front yard on a phone call and when i went out there to ask what was going on #she was just like ''im on the phone'' and ignored me #i asked for her not to come back several times and they sent her 2 or 3 more times #and then i got a new lady who just straight up lies to my face #i give her a list of what i need done for the day and she will only do the dishes #then sit at our table and be like ''oh i got everything else done I'm just waiting on laundry''#and then I'd look to see that actually nothing else was done at all counters dirty floors dirty LAUNDRY NOT DONE #i confronted her last time #i was like ''hey I've asked for the bathroom to get done the past few times now and it hasn't been''#and she was like ''yes I did clean it'' so i wiped my hand across the sink and showed her the dust and grime stuck to my fingers #and then didn't clean it again that day. and said sat at the table saying she was waiting on laundry. and no laundry was done #and said she swept the living room which absolutely was not swept #bc I'd get out the vacuum and she'd be like ''oh i can just use the broom'' (on the carpet??)#I'd get the bathroom cleaning supplies out and she'd just put them away #and i dont mean that im being super picky about wanting things cleaned prefectly #or thaf she's ''not doing it right''#she's literally not doing it at all #i told my friend/ex housekeeper about this and she told me that every other person who's had her also asked for her not to come back #oop she's here. it's gonna be her last time i called the office and set it in stone this morning that she wont be coming back #.bdo

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aahsoka · 2 months ago

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were supposed to memorize parts of our songs for choir by today in class and while i have practiced them at almost every possible moment and the recordings continue to ring in my head over and over im still not totally confident

#there are just specific places where i forget what the music says #and its hard to hear the alto part in the recordings . :|#if the sopranos arent ready im gonna be like. ok what gives. ur parts are loud . lmfao #jordan talks #these songs are haunting me. they keep replaying over and over #which is sometimes u helpful bc ill remember someone else part instead of mine when im not confident in it . idk #which we had separate part recordings to practice with and THEN a full song. idk #i had to download a keyboard app. do u know how hard it is to play piano on an iphone .#the bulgarian folk song we JUST learned the words for is the hardest #bc we have been practicing just rhythm and pitch……….#and then it turned out to just be pronounced the way you would latin. and i was like. why did we wait #this is how i would have read it anyways.

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steaksex · 2 months ago

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Today sucked ass and penis. Clearly the healthy thing ti do is repeat my self hypnosis trigger until i dont need to worry about having a brain or being a person

#raunchy rabble #it was whatever but i think i had to up my meds last week bc my doctors a dick #and so im onmy normal dose this week which is making me a sensitive hater #i keep trying to overcompensate for my shy nature and try to like grow as a person and shit #and bc everyone else in the class is shy and quiet i need to like try to ask questions for the teacher n shit #so he feels like hes like. doing his job #and i didnt even get to do the fucking art i wanted to do today bc everyone else was usong the printer #so i had to wait till after class to do the fiest step of my bullshit #and i stainrd the fuckin gel print thing and i kept making loud noises on accident #and there was an art exhibit and it was nice but it sas so hot in there and people kept taking pictures of the crowd #and i dont know where those pictures are going or how prominent im in them and ots wigging me out #and i did that stupid apologizing too much thing and its worse when someone calls it out #and there was a snack booth outside the art exhibit and someone kept encouraging everyone to take more #i thought everyone wouls but no. the stupid fat kid took 4 bags of chips and a handful of candy #christ. ohhhhh the devils posessing me (classic self consciousness which im not used to because i never fuckon go oitside)#anyways all that to say that i need yo be put down so deep i dont even know who or what i am and just left there

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brainrotzora · 3 months ago

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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////

anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice

didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw

#ffxivposting #i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee #it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie #was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3 #the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am #altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit #IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out #so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes #- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type #and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident #- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor #this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine #- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school #dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me #- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.

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marklikely · 5 months ago

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what didnt you like about in a violent nature? 👁

i didn't think it was that bad i just thought it was preddy boring. like the decent execution proved why it was maybe a flawed premise.

slasher where you follow the slasher the whole time: cool idea in theory buttttt

you don't really build a lot of tension because you can see exactly what the killer is doing and where he is at all times (the best scare moments are the 2 times he disappears off screen but one of those times ends up being kind of moot because he never comes back. so the tension didnt pay off)

you dont really have any reason to care about the kills because you've only seen any of these people for one scene at most. so who give a shit. i know a lot of people are really hyped about the kills because theyre 'so intense' but if youve seen like. any previous shudder original or damien leone movie then nothing here is particularly shocking. this is all extremely standard for 2020s gore movies ime (<- guy who saw when evil lurks at AMC with no warning. on the big screen. so probably has a skewed experience)

and that last point about the victims is especially important if youre going to decide to drop the gimmick and switch to following the final girl for the last chunk of the movie (probably honestly was only 10 minutes but it felt like 40). because who is this girl. what character trait does she have. i mean she has a rude boyfriend and she likes necklaces i guess but i dont know a single thing about her and you dont even spend the end of the movie learning about her you just watch her slowly pass out while this random woman drones on about a story that they kind of. failed to engage me with because at that point i had spent so long meditating to the peaceful sounds of the killer walking around that i was fully checked out.

anyway this is all why i wondered if maybe the movie was actually a genius satire on the genre by taking the shallow characters and predictable kills that we associate with schlocky horror to the extreme. but if that was the intent its honestly like 3 decades too late to be meaningful :p

#i will say the yoga kill is the one thing this movie had that i havent seen before but um #i. was fighting from laughing out loud im so sorry #its just like. when he starts pulling her head thru her chest it escalated past intense violence and into being ridiculous #like i suddenly realized how stupid this whole thing was and almost lost it.#also i need to disclaim i did really like the kill with the woodcutter thing for the most part #like being unable to move or react or do anything and just having to wait for this machine to kill you is crazy. that was a good scare #except they also took me out of that because i was like oh god hes gonna cut that guys head off.#and then instead he just cut one hand so i was like oh god hes gonna like torture him slowly #and then he just cut the guys head off right after and i was like okay. why did you do the hand then.#like it wasnt to demonstrate the machine. bc you already cut the wood in front of him. so like why are you playing games w me...#still tho that was a fucked up kill i was like damn. that would suck if it happened 2 me.#asks #movie diary

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quilleth · 2 years ago

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Working in customer service type jobs is my villain origin story

#please be nice to customer service type people when you are asking for help #like seriously it takes 0 effort to just say please help me with this #instead of pulling a karen the customer is always right you clearly can't read bullshit #at least i am wfh today so i can actually say the audacity of this bitch out loud like i almost did in office yesterday #just waiting for the 'do you know how much i pay to be here' comments #no. no i don't know nor do i care. spending money does not entitle you to be an asshole #did my last job have issues? oh gods yes. but at least i didn't have to deal with customer service type shit

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pancakehouse · 1 year ago

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i simply do not know how to pronounce aziraphale. my head hurts

#have looked it up THRICE now and still as soon as i exit the tab and reopen my book. it has disappeared #how did you guys do this pre show it’s a good thing we all contain our socializing to the world wide so i will be saved the embarrassment #of trying to say it out loud : //#anyway just started good omens so i can watch the show AH !!!!!#y’all got to me real quick w those gifs <3 esp maria hiii maria can’t wait to join in the fun <333 #good omens #world wide WEB* fuck me

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keeps-ache · 10 months ago

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my sibling just tripped and i said 'god bless you ?????' like they sneezed or something ??

#just me hi #??? hfvbshf #i thought i was saying 'are you good?' but nope hfvbhsf #though i dunno why but i Do sometimes say god bless you to loud noises loll #//anyway oh my lllooroddssss why is sleep so awful bhvfsh #i sleep for six hours and i'm still kinda tired but that's it that's the Peak #if i sleep for any longer i think i start to decompose or something fffffhhdvc #like this SUCKS man whyyy hvfbs #also it's Extra Dumb because i'll start dreaming and just never wake up bc i HAVE to stay. for the Plot #cool tho bc i Did get to the end of my dream last night which is quite rare so !! :D #i do not remember it tho. but i am still satisfied about it lol :>#/but really sleeping is just Awful fvsh #and i have Tried to fix my sleeping schedule but ouaaghhfff it's a fight out here lmaoo #cuz i end up Storing energy until late at night and then i'm up until 4 a.m. again and oops there it goes again !#i dunno hfh #i'm having hardware problems that are exacerbated by the software that's all i know lol :)#//anywayyy so i've been tryna work on that little lore book (slow work cuz the sleep got worse recently HrghB) and i got stopped short @#chapter 2 bc i don't think i have a lot on the gods ??#okay wait yeah i think i do #i just started going for a sec in the tags i think i do actually #i just gotta. uhhh reformat some stuff lmao :3 #so be back perhaps !!! oooo [<- ghost noise]

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afniel · 11 months ago

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AH I REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY EARLIER but it's kind of stupid, lmao.

So my partner is getting into brewing beer and I got them a Tilt, which is a Bluetooth hydrometer. It measures specific gravity and temperature, which are things you want to know so that you don't kill your yeast or whatever. Except the sensor's Bluetooth range is super short, and it basically runs via a phone app, and the temperature we're logging currently is the crawlspace, accessible via the staircase closet. So they were like, wait, what do we do about this, because I can't leave my phone in the closet, that's my alarm clock.

In a kind of ridiculous turn of life imitating art, I was like, hold up, I got just the thing right at my desk. Bam. Old phone. We just needed to scrounge up a charger because the battery is so dead that after charging just enough to power on it claimed it was at 53% (to be fair to it, there is a very real chance that it's correct, and it just holds no charge at this point so the capacity is just THAT low) and now it lives in the closet logging sensor data.

And I was like, you know...didn't I just solve a major story detail with a much larger version of this...yeah, no, this is all vaguely familiar somehow, power supply issues and all. Kind of cool that the concept works though. Kind of weird that it came up at all?

We are not gonna talk about the fact that I still have at least two more ancient-ass phones in a drawer where that came from because look, man, sometimes you just need a camera/mic/mini computer with Bluetooth and wifi that fits in a pocket, and people just get rid of these things, but not me. I actually could build a shitty security system out of them if I was reaaaally inclined. I mean. I'm not. But it's technically possible.

For real though, If I pick up any stupid maker projects I still high-key am thinking about slapping Bluetooth into a necomimi headset and running that through an Arduino and learning to code just enough to let me skip songs/change the volume on Spotify with my brain, because it's entirely doable, and I mean yeah I could do that on my phone remotely too, but that's not funny, now, is it. I'm just not sure it's $350+ of parts funny. Kind of a big investment just to prove the point that haha look I am the extremely ADHD type of lazy where I would rather solve a problem via the most convoluted and complicated Rube-Goldberg type ass machine way possible rather than just perform a single simple action.

YEAH I'VE BEEN THIS SCATTERED ALL DAY AND I REALLY SHOULD GO TO BED SHOULDN'T I. I started playing Satisfactory. Mistakes were made. I'm going to dream about conveyor belts again and I did it to myself...