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meow

bites matt cutely /affec

Matt meowed back, not too bothered by being bitten.

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[ gets down on knees ]

MATT!1!1!1 PLEAsE LEAVE STEVEN!!! IM BETTER!!22!2!1!1! TRUST1!1!11!1!!1 I CAN SUCK AND MAKE OUT BETTER!2!11!!1 THIS VAMPIRES A TALENTED SUCKER!1!1!1!

-Mattlover64

Matt seems a little bit shocked. " I– Uh– "

" I heard that! " Steven shouts from the bedroom.

" Yeah, sorry.. Steven would pop a blood vessel if I left him. And you’re a vampire? "

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*uses gay magic to turn matt into a catboy creature thing* enjoy!! :)

" Oh! Matt- you look a lot more- er.. l- like a cat? " Steven seems perplexed by this development, and hurt when Matt just sprints past him. " MATT! GET OFF MY DESK! " Jack is unamused as Matt hops onto his desk.

So yeah. Everyone liked that!

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I feel like the fact I even want you as my dad says enough about me to say that I don’t care.

And that wasn’t an answer. Yes or no? (/nf)

" Oh! Well.. You’re right, I did dodge the question.. I guess I have another kid now. "

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Jak. Jake. Be my father. Plea (/hj)

" I already have a kid, and I’m probably the worst parent you could ask for.. "

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YIPPEE!!!

CHOMP. Teefs are not sharp :3

" Oh- not as bad as I thought. "

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Peterrrr

Peterrrr can I bite you…. (Meant affectionately)

" .. Okay, I guess. But if your teeth are sharp, I’ll start crying. "

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matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .

" Mine. Thank you. "

Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "

" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "

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maaatttt i lvoe you sos ososso much mwmwmwaahmwhawmhaamh

" Oh– Thank you, I guess..? This is the second time in a month someone besides Steven has said that to me! "

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matt can u yiff me i promise im a sentient plushie please just the tip please please pleaseplease

(I’M SO SORRY I FUCKING DIIIEEDDDDD 😭😭😭)

" … I don’t know if Steven would like that. Though, he doesn’t know about the whole plushie thing either. " They think about it for a minute. " Alright, fine. I’ll bend you over a crate in the back. Just keep your noises down. "

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lmfao love how it went from ‘oh shit are you dying?’ to ‘oh, Godspeed on the toilet’

fighting for my life. it was nice knowing you all.

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bet he didn’t see that one coming

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" I love you too, Owl.. " Roger’s cord tail is wagging wildly.

" Gay gay homosexual gay! " Jake yelled from the doorway, before ducking back into the office.

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

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“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

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matt,, matt,, cut or uncut?

" What? " Matt seems confused. " You referring to your hair, or..? "

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Matt Matt Matt do you have a cult all about you I can join please p,ease please

" Maybe, but I didn’t start it. " Matt seems amused. " Although, I have no say who joins it. Steven’s the leader in case you couldn’t guess. "

While walking by, Steven says, " Yes I did start it, and yes you can join. We meet on Sunday in the saferoom. "

Matt pauses, staring after their partner. " Well, there’s your answer. "

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Sketches

I made these in my math class this morning.