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wow mom let you be badass AND pathetic??
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Severus Snape >> The Marauders. FIGHT ME
#wait actually don’t#little miss hates confrontation#but some hp fans actually hate him like have you even watched the movies?/read the books#you just don’t get it😔#u can’t cancel me cs this is tumblr haha#harry potter#severus snape#professor snape#marauders#prisoner of azkaban#half blood prince#sirius black#james potter#remus lupin#lily evans#albus dumbledore#hermione granger#voldemort#jk rowling#pro snape#who’s Harry?#it’s his mf show#we deserved a Snape spin off
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big brother part 7
#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol#but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick#wait#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batman#comic#fanart#art#big brother series#idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children#dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up#note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it
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Please vote ❤️
#I'm sorry if this is depressing#I bring this up to my friends way too often tho#I can't wait for the fall of capitalism#btw for people in the comments I this is a joke#I don’t actually hope for the collapse of society and the death of billions of people#and yes#I will be voting in November and not for the fascist#and side note: this is my own interpretation of some ever-changing lore#I know it’s not completely accurate#star trek#star trek tos#star trek aos#star trek ds9#star trek tng#star trek discovery#star trek snw#september 2024
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I don’t know if I got their designs quite right. It’s my first time drawing them :)
Monster hunter au lambo twins ehehe
#maccadam#transformers#monster hunter au#sideswipe#sunstreaker#lambo twins#I don’t actually know much about them#besides fics of course haha#Don’t know anything about Sideswipe#I remember seeing Sunstreaker for the first time in All Hail Megatron#I was like….wait….THIS GUY BASICALLY SOLD THE EARTH DO DECEPTICONS??#He. Who is the autobot. Sold the earth and all the humans…like…..literally doomed the whole planet….what the fuck?#And then I learned what exactly humans did to him#I discovered what humans turned him into#and you know what#yeah#There you go Sunny kill the humans who needs them anyway#I love seeing morally..grey? Morally complicated Autobots hehe
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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September got me acting like this already
#wearing a jumper and a scarf for the first time again. the world is healing actually#you don’t understand the absolute loathing I harbour for summer. can’t wait to never sweat again#mine#paul mccartney#the beatles#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#beatles#classic rock#richard starkey
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bloodweave is perfect because astarion can become a better person through being shown genuine compassion and understanding for the first time and gale can be convinced to do some truly crazy shit if you dangle something shiny in front of him the whole time
#he would love to convince you otherwise but don’t believe him#tav: we need to break into this establishment#gale: i mean…. surely these people can be reasoned with theres no reason we should have to—#tav: you’re right. the netherese tome inside can wait#gale: NEVERMIND. WE SHOULD GO NOW ACTUALLY.#baldurs gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#astarion ancunin#bloodweave#mouse.txt
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Some drawings I’ve made!
#lambert talks#lambert posts#ahaha! i’m so happy to see Narinder#did system#actually did#did alter#did osdd#did#cult of the lamb lambert#lamb cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb the one who waits#cult of the lamb alters#is that a tag???#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl#cotl narilamb#cotl lambert#He was unfortunate to form while we were high!#apparently I like to bleat when I get drunk or high#so ive been told at least!#we don’t need to obviously in this body but the more i’m told about it the funnier it is!#old habits die hard I suppose!#very happy about Narinder still
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Being disabled means experiencing something terrifying health wise, but being uncertain if it’s hospital worthy
#dores world 🌍#disability#disabled#chronic illness#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#disabled life#actually disabled#chronic disability#my sugars went to 3.8 for the first time ever and I don’t know what to do#I mean had some carbs and sugar so I’m just waiting to see what that does and I guess I’ll go from there#diabetes#diabetic
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Your enemy whose godhood you stole notices you’re having an anxiety attack and says he has a way of helping, wyd?
#sfw#digital art#cult of the lamb#cotl goat#my art#narinder#toww#the one who waits#chive(chee veh)#don’t mind their outfit I have no idea what clothes to give them yet so I’m just fucking around#dogrinder#puprinder#eyes of life au#narigoat#technically#I need to draw them actually kissing one day
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Mr. Grizz gives out one [1] free top surgery for his BEST employee
#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#splatoon agent 4#agent 4#splatoon mr grizz#mr grizz#splatoon grizzco#grizzco#splatoon sheldon#agent 4 oc#splatoon agent ocs#splatoon oc#shitpost#Sheldon and Mr Grizz have such a spesific dynamic in my brain#I don’t think they’ve ever actually interacted- but Sheldon is probably always pissed at Grizzco for making illegal weapons and stuff#and is doubly upset bc a lot of them are just really good weapons#he tries ranting about it to Agent 4 but Four is just like; wait no. I like Mr Grizz
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Shockingly underrated thing about Leo is that he’s legitimately charming when he wants to be?
He’s the Faceman! He’s persuasive! That’s not just some random title he gave himself with no backing to it. People will listen to him. Even if they think he’s being annoying or if they’re upset at him, people listen to him anyway! There’s a reason his bros push him out front to talk to people, and when this happens, that talking nearly always works.
Moreover, Leo knows people. He looks at them and takes into account how they act and what they’re like as he makes his way through the conversations. It’s easy to forget this aspect of Leo’s character because he only brings it out when he really needs (read: wants) to, but it really is a notable part of him that always love to see.
And I say charm in particular because he has a knack for not only getting people to pay attention, but for getting people to stay and listen to what he has to say.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#I feel like people equate Leo to a lot of loud gross boy behavior instead of looking at his actual accomplishments#which fair enough#he IS a loud gross boy a lot of the time#but his charisma really deserves a mention for how much it comes in clutch#that one cut animatic of the other people in the resistance wanting Leo to join them for karaoke like#and yes those inspiring speeches he gives his fam are also an example of charm#bro has! charisma! he can have his loser moments and at the same time show off how to manipulate through words#Leo knows people and if he really wants to he can talk them up#but yeah like - I see people calling him the face man a lot but not so much taking into account what that entails#he’s got a pretty face! and he’ll do the talking a lot! but that’s not all a face man is#another thing that is SHOCKINGLY underrated in fandom is Raph loving fighting???#I have no idea why but I feel like I don’t see this mentioned enough#he adores wrestling and roughhousing and training and just FIGHTING in general plz let my boy punch something#I have more I wanna say but it’ll have to wait until later it is very late haaa#anyway my main point behind this post is that Leo knows people and in turn knows what they WANT#it is this same perception that makes him REALLY GOOD at getting under people’s skin too#people skills and adaptability really make sense when you take into account the fact that he’s a red eared slider#it really is cool to see how much this part of Leo is addressed throughout the series#nearly always in very lowkey ways
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I LOVE YOUUUU (x)
#im so excited for this#their little polite laughs at the end#i can’t believe the longest leg of the tour is about to start.#we’re going to get unhinged 2024 door open dnp content on the tour bus#dressing room and possibly hotel room videos GAHHHHH#cannot fucking wait#they’re so funny for the window coverings wholly necessary I know but I’ll just imagine they actually live in a windows xp background#dan’s hair is soooo pretty I always miss the floofy sides but the curls are thriving#i love this sweater sm I can’t wait to see it in a m&g#don’t be sad blonde root truthers it just means we get to slowly watch it grow out again#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour#daniel howell#phil lester#terrible influence tour#dnptit
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here comes my specialest little princess… on the way to get his special powerplay gloves
#the team is literally waiting on him hand (lucky gloves that don’t work) and foot (skates that keep failing him that he won’t change)#thank you @suiheisen for the incredible seats 😭😭😭😭 i could actually smell them (very gross)#see you in boston soon#we bought you a karlsson jersey in thanks mwahhhhhh#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins
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More reluctant king sabo au! I realized recently that this au is an excellent excuse for drawing sabo in pretty outfits that he would be absolutely miserable in :)
#one piece au#sabo#king sabo au#I have a very specific idea of sarie in my head.#in which she is largely a product of her upbringing#entitled but due to being given everything she wanted when she was raised#sheltered and poorly socialized because she was always above those who lived outside the castle#Sarie has the potential to be a good foil to sabo. I think their dynamic would be so interesting#because while I don’t think sabo is interested in love at all#I also don’t think sarie understands what love is outside of the fairytales she is allowed to read#and she must have such a twisted idea of love from growing up in the royal family where I’m sure there must have been fights over heirs#not to mention she must have so many people vying for her attention if whoever marries her is apparently third to the throne#it definitely must have been impressed upon her since she was young that she doesn’t marry for herself#or maybe she realizes this and is waiting for a fairytale knight in shining armor to take her away. idk#I do think that to her sabo is an odd superposition of a prince and a knight#I don’t think she ever really falls in love with him. she’s just so alienated from the concept of love and#someone who actually cares about her as a person that sabo being the first one floors her and convinces her she’s in love
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