#very soft and attention loving

[bipolarbotany]

The only good thing about not sleeping is that my kitty is also awake ☺️

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i love haircuts. i cant stop petting the back of my skull

[taegularities]

🤍🫂🌹

[kidbutcher]

the way little ryan was like introduced as a very sweet, gentle boy who didn't know anything about the real world, nothing about how cruel and twisted it was, like all he did was study and make those silly adorable lego animations!!! he was kept very sheltered, and it made him shy and naive. he was his mama's boy.

then these two men come so suddenly in his life, and everything gets thrown upside down. the way homelander and butcher mistreat him time and time again, and yet this boy still has so much love to give!!! they can yell at him, but like a puppy he just keeps coming back seeking their love and approval!!! he is alone, and all he has ever known are homelander and butcher, they're all this boy has left and they're constantly at each other's throats trying to win him over!!! what is a boy to do </3

[merakiui]

Imagine pathetic and desperate Azul dry humping you, fully clothed, in an empty hallway and he won't shut the hell up lol. Like do something before someone investigates the noise.

Straight up, dry humping is very hot to me and I legit want to think up a scenario for each and every single guy (that's appropriate to) that involves it.

He absolutely cums from dry humping alone AAAAAA he’s such a loser, babbling in your ear about how perfect you are and how much he loves you and has wanted this the whole day, all while grinding against your ass from behind. His arms are looped around your waist to hold you against him, pinning your body to his while he rocks back and forth. The hallway is empty (for now), but he’s so loud and he just won’t shut up! You keep turning your head to kiss him so he’ll be more quiet, but that has him whining even more. orz if you’re really so worried about getting caught, he’s willing to drag you elsewhere so that the two of you are properly secluded, but the minute he’s alone with you it’s back to feeling you up and grinding against you while fully clothed hehe.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

FINALL SOMEONE WHO ALSO THINKS FOUL LEGACY IS HOT

hear ME OUT ON THIS:

Childe going into Foul Legacy while you two are sparring (for shits and giggles yk how gingers are /j) and instead of being terrified, you see it as a big puppy askdfkad I JUST WANT TO PET IT IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK HOYOVERSE???

you. you get it

when he transforms into Foul Legacy, your stance changes almost INSTANTLY, going from battle-ready to staring at him, eyes wide and hands covering your mouth. Childe tilts his head, a bit concerned for you- you're still sparring, right? so why is your weapon on the floor?

as you step closer Childe lowers his spear, instinctively trying to make himself seem smaller- if it was anyone else he'd use this opening to attack, but he doesn't want to scare you at all. your fingers twitch, hand extending before drawing back slightly

"Can I...?"

Childe blinks, finally understanding what you're asking, and lowers himself further so you can rest your hand in his fluffy copper hair, wings flitting at your gasp of delight. gently you stroke his ginger locks, combing and untangling it with your fingers, ruffling it, scritching behind his horns, and Childe finds himself melting into your touch, spear clattering onto the floor. he sits at your feet, leaning against your chest as you pet him, letting out small coos and chirps of bliss

purr

you do a double take, glancing down at Childe- yes, he's purring, his Foul Legacy form is purring and nuzzling against your hands, gleaming eye slipping shut. when you try to pull your hands away, Childe whines, looking at you imploringly and delicately grasping your wrists to pull them back, re-settling your hands in his hair. you gradually make your way downwards, scratching underneath his chin, and Childe cranes his head backwards in sheer delight, happy squeaks and trills coming from his mouth

"So cute..."

Childe chitters at your words, fur fluffing up with pride- his favorite person thinks he's cute!! he just about turns into a monster-y puddle when you swoop down and leave a kiss on his forehead

needless to say, not a lot of sparring gets done after that

[sunnibits]

the way that my cat’s purr is so incredibly quiet that it’s literally silent 99% of the time so the only way you can tell if he’s purring is by feeling the vibrations in his throat…. things that make me go insane

[cringeyvanillamilk]

pspspspsps can I request nahoya?👀

Well of course! Smiley is always welcomed here! ✌✨

[mo-ok]

🦈 Vul Shark vs Zyuoh Eagle 🦅

not quite sticking the pose but he's old give him a break

[emily-mooon]

Me after rewatching the last naruto movie:

[jokerownsmysoul]

In this house we love Arthur's brown polo shirt. this is a stan account in case you were wondering

[ereborne]

Distracted and sleep-deprived is no way to make it through multihour meetings, but have I ever let that stop me before?  

Notable side-effects of this system include: forgetting my camera is on and dropping my face into Jo's fluff; forgetting my mic is on and playing with my hot wheels stormtrooper ATV (thankfully off-camera, and thankfully they did all assume the weird noise was Jo again, and not tiny wheels rumbling back and forth over my num-pad); forgetting that there is an IT rep in this meeting specifically to answer idiot questions and answering them myself; in fact answering any question whose answer I know, no matter how rhetorical or off-topic.  

One of the finance analysts asked, I assume as a joke in response to some other joke I didn't bother to hear, what they should plant to grow a black-and-white chessboard lawn.  (black mondo grass and lambs' ear, but you'd have to be really careful watering)

[ultravioart]

Peepers head canon

I already head canon a lot of silly dog traits for watchdogs, (happies = zoomies etc) but there is one that's a bit more niche. There is this thing with dogs where they patrol and check up on people, stare, and do a little hop and run away in a cute sort of way. Or if a dog is unsure of a new person you will see that pause, miniscule bob fake out, skitter away, it's pretty comical. It's not zoomies... I can only describe as silly canine shyness? So, I think when Peepers gets SUPER shy about something he goes quiet and embodies some soft spoken/fiddly Marvin the Martian cuteness. Perhaps Peepers is even selectively mute. I can see him as selectively mute as a kid. But he also gets these urges to scramble too if he can. Like. (something that throws him for a loop) (flustered)!!! Pause. Stare. A beat. nyoom-- (Optional: Lord hater voice: PEEPERS!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!) Peepers RARELY gets that shy, but on occasion specific things just make him skedaddle away. Head empty, urge to bolt lol. Run away from those situations! You can't answer a sore heartfelt question if you're halfway across the skullship! etc. Otherwise, anytime he's flustered he just nerdy rambles and scoffs nonsense and then goes quiet and leaves. maybe comes back in for a quick "you're all a bunch of babies" or something of the like lol.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

heya it's me, the person whose package got ruined and made ne break down like a 5 year old and I'm glad to update that I have a replacement on the way so this story has a happy ending :] thank you so much for that mini drabble, heaven knows that's what given me the courage to let the seller know about this ordeal and got me the replacement! its a bit hard to give back but I'll try my best to return the favor!

ever since the inevitable fall to his current transformation, all childe (all foul legacy) had known was darkness. Be it the corrupted air of miasma found below or the moonless nights above Celestia.

There was nothing but darkness. Boundless night.

Then there was you, a human humming a nondescript tune only familiar to you.

Suddenly, he had found himself engulfed by warmth, his singular eye shining at the light you provided.

His Polar Star.

It always started and ended without you none the wiser: you'd roam around, singing, humming, sometimes softly speaking, and childe would linger in the back and within the darkness covering his massive form. He'd protect you, so your walks were never disturbed.

And he had thought, this is enough. He was content.

One day you stopped. Paused. Without letting him know, you turned around, bright eyes staring at his sole one.

"Hello."

Perhaps, he thought, this is what falling in love feels like.

YAHOO!!!!!! i'm so glad you were able to get a replacement!!! :D and i'm very happy that the little drabble i added helped, i'm proud of you!!!! hehe and i will enjoy this delicious meal you've given me :D

Childe's first reaction is fright, and your surprise greeting makes him turn tail and flee in sheer shock and surprise. he doesn't see how you reach for him, crestfallen, only retreating to his nest near the Abyss in an attempt to calm his nerves

he's scared, now that you know of him- he doesn't want to corrupt you with the darkness that follows him relentlessly

and yet still he returns to watch over you, the Abyssal heart in his chest blooming with new, curious flowers. you're sitting in a field, reading a book and humming the same song you always sing when you hear the leaves rustle, and you turn to glimpse the magnificent creature from before, his crystalline eye watching you faithfully from the shadows

"hello again"

the creature flinches, and for a moment you think he's going to run off again, but instead when you step closer, he slowly emerges into the sunlight, tense and hesitant. you extend a hand towards him, palm upwards in an offering of peace, and after a moment you feel cool, metallic claws wrap tentatively around your fingers

he's shivering, and you squeeze his talons reassuringly

oh- you're so warm, so fragile compared to him- Childe's heart blossoms further as soft affection fills his being, a croon instinctively slipping from his mouth, and he only leans more into your touch when you move to pet in between his crimson horns

eventually he collapses into your lap, quiet chirps and trills dancing about as you pet and caress his hair, his mask, his horns- when you scritch under his chin, Childe's entire body shudders, feeling years of stress and worries wash away as he begins to purr for the very first time

with you, it's like the Abyss never had a hold on him in the first place

your humming resumes as you brush his fluffy ginger hair with your fingers, and Childe feels his eye beginning to droop closed, cooing tiredly and nudging against your hands. through a haze of dreams he hears you laugh kindly, stretching out your legs so he can snuggle closer and cling to you

"rest, my lovely protector. i will be here when you wake up"

[libidinous-weeb]

every time a female character in a male written anime/manga decides to quit fighting or being a “tomboy” for a shitty boring male protagonist, another far right incel is born

[thesaintofnevergettingitright]

Spotify Wrapped 2021 vs. 2022

Personal growth? I don’t know her.