#but when he does?

[whumble-beeee]

6. Where's the riskiest place you've done it?

33. Accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person?

8. Have you ever been caught in the act?

For Declan!

This ask game

(CW: NSFW)

Where's the riskiest place you've done it?

Declan looks up thoughtfully.

"Right, this might make me seem like a huge redneck, but once me and a partner were at the gun range. And y'know how they have those separators between people shooting?

"The partner seemed to think that was a sufficient amount of privacy to get into my pants. Just leaned up against me and put their hand right down in there. And to be fair, it was a pretty good time.

"But if you mean full sex? I'm not really that freaky, to be honest. I don't have it that often. I did it in a parking lot with other cars in it once. Someone wanted to do it in one of those carnival bathroom port-o-potty things, but I said no. Someone also tried to blackmail me in the middle of a job at a horse-race, of all places. They wanted to do it behind a wall where the announcers were. That didn't work out too well for them, though..."

Accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person?

"No. I've had nudes 'accidentally' sent to me, though."

Have you ever been caught in the act?

"Yeah, uh, her brother walked in on us. He thought I was assaulting her at first. That was an interesting experience."

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i don't think i've ever actually posted a picture of him yet so here u go my beautiful model son his name is charlie he's 11 he's an absolute menace and he owns my heart

[ultravioart]

Peepers head canon

I already head canon a lot of silly dog traits for watchdogs, (happies = zoomies etc) but there is one that's a bit more niche. There is this thing with dogs where they patrol and check up on people, stare, and do a little hop and run away in a cute sort of way. Or if a dog is unsure of a new person you will see that pause, miniscule bob fake out, skitter away, it's pretty comical. It's not zoomies... I can only describe as silly canine shyness? So, I think when Peepers gets SUPER shy about something he goes quiet and embodies some soft spoken/fiddly Marvin the Martian cuteness. Perhaps Peepers is even selectively mute. I can see him as selectively mute as a kid. But he also gets these urges to scramble too if he can. Like. (something that throws him for a loop) (flustered)!!! Pause. Stare. A beat. nyoom-- (Optional: Lord hater voice: PEEPERS!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!) Peepers RARELY gets that shy, but on occasion specific things just make him skedaddle away. Head empty, urge to bolt lol. Run away from those situations! You can't answer a sore heartfelt question if you're halfway across the skullship! etc. Otherwise, anytime he's flustered he just nerdy rambles and scoffs nonsense and then goes quiet and leaves. maybe comes back in for a quick "you're all a bunch of babies" or something of the like lol.

[m3djed]

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[noodles-and-tea]

Continuation of this

[evgar]

nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them

[theminecraftbee]

god bless mumbo life series. i'd say "he's here for a good time not a long time" but i'm not fully convinced he's here for a good time either. he's here to panic for like five episodes, try really hard to lava and/or explode people, and then die and go "huh well that was all rather a lot wasn't it. maybe i was a bit over my head and shouldn't do that" and then do it all again the exact same way the next time. no one is doing it like him because why on earth would you do it like him. 10/10 no notes,

[carryondrawing]

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[harmonicabisexuals]

he is literally God to them.

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy is historically hard to beat at monopoly. and it's intially the most mind-boggling thing ever watching him turn the tide of a game. because he's definitely losing at the beginning. but percy is not only an amazing strategist. he has a deep understanding of money and knows how and when to bet on the board. he knows when to test his luck. and he's amazing at getting into people's head.

[lilislegacy]

Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?