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Thomas Gibson at backstage of Tommy Hilfiger Spring Men’s Collection Fashion Show 1999
#thomas gibson updates#thomas gibson#aaron hotchner#criminalminds#tg💘#AAAAHHHHH!!! he was walking at runway while I was in my moms womb 😭#life is unfair#i never stood a chance
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Okay okay, no, hear me out, here's how the Gowan stans can still win-
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#my art#Gowan Kildé#Gowan Kilde#NADDPOD#naddpod c3#not another dnd podcast#naddpod campaign 3#I was recently reminded that undercut mullets are a thing and I don't remember Murph describing his haircut sooooo#drawing this for myself and the two other people also obsessed with him#ice giant with a complex about always having to be responsible for everyone and everything to the point of straining familial relationships#I never stood a chance
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The people on this app have won, parkour civilization now lives rent free in my head
#parkour civilization#personal#help#they gave me angsty block gays and I'm not immune#plus societal commentary#i never stood a chance
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Lord forgive me, the artists you put on this earth to create masterpieces are drawing gay bowiugi fanart. So masterpieces
#LISTEN.#I saw the new Mario trailer. Luigi is voiced by CHARLIE DAY and BOWSER is JACK BLACK#I already shipped bowuigi. okay? and it’s my god given right as an Italian to do this okay?#I never stood a chance#don’t ever tell me Italians don’t have culture#jude.txt#mario movie#nintendo#bowuigi#charlie day#jack black
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Thank to @bucksbluescarf and @swifty-fox for thinking of little old me
This is a snippet from the Clegan Scream (1996) AU that invaded my brain yesterday, as of yet it has no title and no planned word count but I'll put it up for halloween
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John Egan was a normal boy. He was born on a normal sort of day to a normal couple. He had a younger sister and a detached house and a family dog. His dad coached the little league team and his mom made the best cherry pie in the state. He wasn’t an especially good student but he wasn’t a bad one. He was a little loud but it was nothing out of the ordinary and he always had plenty of friends. The child who smiles out of his family photos is a normal, healthy boy with gaps in his teeth and rosy cheeks from playing outside. He can be seen beaming with his new puppy, on Christmas morning, while giving his sister a piggyback and after hitting his first ever home run.
Everything about his life in Woodsboro, California was as normal as could be. By all accounts none of this should ever have happened. In a sane world, perhaps it wouldn’t have. It would shock the community to its core. Everyone would clutch at their chests and say that he was such a vibrant, happy boy from such a nice family.
They just never saw it coming.
Maybe they should have looked a little bit harder.
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I tag @hogans-heroes @irregularcollapse and @blixabargelds (no pressure ofc)
#it happened#I'm weak#and i love matthew lillard#his oversized jumpers and gangly limbs?#i never stood a chance#mota#scream#clegan#last line tag#scream au#hillywrites
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me: tries to start a new book without reading it as a sc au
the book: pale girl with dark hair meets a blonde with blue eyes and broad shoulders
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genuinely how am I supposed to be normal when they're like this.
#i never stood a chance#madness#he's absolutely insane#their relationship is so important to me#like obviously ive said that about everybody at this point but holy shit#try and tell me he doesn't love her#aftg#neil josten#allison reynolds#mine aftg
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togame being described as doting and territorial guys its over for me
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When the prettiest girl ever talks to my parasocial crush
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Hey fellow Ghores. I just gotta say I love you. All of you are talented, amazing, feral, rabid, and make me feel like I’m not alone. Thank you for the gift of you all.
#ghost#ghores#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#terzo emeritus#papa secondo#secondo emeritus#papa terzo#papa copia#primo#papa primo#tobias forge#cardinal copia#my wittle rat man#he’s Bela Lugosi#I never stood a chance#he’s Vincent price#my god this was made for me
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My friend is currently showing me the 98 Trigun and I have terminal Vash brainrot
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I just finished watching Kaos and I'm a little emotional about it, any of yall seen it yet and wanna chat?
#xavi ramblings#i was a greek myth gay#i never stood a chance#i do have a patroclus and achilles tattoo lmaooooo
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Sometimes it feels like Quizilla was a fever dream cuz no one mentions it and it was the first place I ever read fanfics and vampire smut.
Still crazy to think I was reading that stuff between 11-13 years old. My parents were terrible and monitoring what we did online.
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Acheron my beloved--
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It has come to my attention that I have a demonstrable history of riding to the rescue and catching people mid-faint
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lowkey came out during class bc my professor was talking about presenting gender and sexuality and as an example brought up the fact that she got an eyebrow piercing when she came out as bi and i chimed in with "i just bought a bunch of plaid shirts" and then i had to ponder on the luxury of making that statement without any fear for my safety or judgment from my peers
#anyway the point of this post is i have a crush on my professor#she's pretty and bi and into melodramas and sometimes when i talk in class she tells me i made a really good point#i never stood a chance
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