#i never stood a chance

[lightningidle]

Okay okay, no, hear me out, here's how the Gowan stans can still win-

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[coldbrewmushroom]

The people on this app have won, parkour civilization now lives rent free in my head

[feyd-meowtha]

Last Line tag

Thank to @bucksbluescarf and @swifty-fox for thinking of little old me

This is a snippet from the Clegan Scream (1996) AU that invaded my brain yesterday, as of yet it has no title and no planned word count but I'll put it up for halloween

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John Egan was a normal boy. He was born on a normal sort of day to a normal couple. He had a younger sister and a detached house and a family dog. His dad coached the little league team and his mom made the best cherry pie in the state. He wasn’t an especially good student but he wasn’t a bad one. He was a little loud but it was nothing out of the ordinary and he always had plenty of friends. The child who smiles out of his family photos is a normal, healthy boy with gaps in his teeth and rosy cheeks from playing outside. He can be seen beaming with his new puppy, on Christmas morning, while giving his sister a piggyback and after hitting his first ever home run. 

Everything about his life in Woodsboro, California was as normal as could be. By all accounts none of this should ever have happened. In a sane world, perhaps it wouldn’t have. It would shock the community to its core. Everyone would clutch at their chests and say that he was such a vibrant, happy boy from such a nice family. 

They just never saw it coming. 

Maybe they should have looked a little bit harder.

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I tag @hogans-heroes @irregularcollapse and @blixabargelds (no pressure ofc)

[appropriatelystupid]

me: tries to start a new book without reading it as a sc au

the book: pale girl with dark hair meets a blonde with blue eyes and broad shoulders

[thespineoftherighteous]

genuinely how am I supposed to be normal when they're like this.

[javiersprincess]

togame being described as doting and territorial guys its over for me

[org4n-failur3]

When the prettiest girl ever talks to my parasocial crush

[lilyflxwers]

i do think i’m a little too fractured. i think that ill be spending the rest of my life trying to form a whole person

[jessicafangirl]

Hey fellow Ghores. I just gotta say I love you. All of you are talented, amazing, feral, rabid, and make me feel like I’m not alone. Thank you for the gift of you all.

[rubeau-art]

My friend is currently showing me the 98 Trigun and I have terminal Vash brainrot

[buttdumplin]

I just finished watching Kaos and I'm a little emotional about it, any of yall seen it yet and wanna chat?

[mindtrove]

Sometimes it feels like Quizilla was a fever dream cuz no one mentions it and it was the first place I ever read fanfics and vampire smut.

Still crazy to think I was reading that stuff between 11-13 years old. My parents were terrible and monitoring what we did online.

[maridise]

Acheron my beloved--

[chainmail-butch]

It has come to my attention that I have a demonstrable history of riding to the rescue and catching people mid-faint

[perlukafarinn]

lowkey came out during class bc my professor was talking about presenting gender and sexuality and as an example brought up the fact that she got an eyebrow piercing when she came out as bi and i chimed in with "i just bought a bunch of plaid shirts" and then i had to ponder on the luxury of making that statement without any fear for my safety or judgment from my peers

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

I'll be real, I've never been that into Batfam but Titans is so sneaky. Suddenly Dick Grayson has found his way onto my Little Guys shelf with his horrible self esteem and his sad wet eyes

I am simply powerless