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āŖThinking about a cute curly Lena and her sexy kryptonian wife ā¬
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Enjoy a Stay The NightĀ by @lynnearlington edit.Ā Shout out to @mooosicaldreamz for helping me with the headlines.
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I just walked into the house after walking the dog and my mom says to me, in the same cheerful voice she uses to send me to go pick up the groceries, "I need you to recrucify Jesus."
Turned out one of the wall crucifixes lost a nail and the J man was getting himself off the cross but that is a hell of an instruction to come home to.

So now I gotta like... cruci fix this.
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like a river connects to the ocean (5/6)
chapter 5 of 6 | 21k | supercorp | rated E
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Itās a Sunday, sheās on a golf course with her girlfriend, and sheās having fun. Holy hell.
the girls are still golfing. enjoy.
#HELL YES HELL YES HELL YES#iāve never been so happy to be on the overnight shift with nothing to do but read this#sc fic rec
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first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...
10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds
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number 38 please for the drawing prompts!
Hey hi anon thanks, thank you for making me draw an actual HORSE (type... creature), I hope youāre proud of yourself (joking, I had fun) š“

Go here to send me a prompt!
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isnāt what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die
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every app should have a one time āremove adsā option actually
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terrifying jmage

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āsee you laterā they will meet again at night, after all they are two busy women
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The Shawn & Gus dynamic in Psych is so subtly yet beautifully shaped by the fact that they cast a naturally deadpan introvert to play the world's most hyperactive attention-seeking detective, then cast a chronic theater kid to play his supposedly boring, reasonable best friend
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