#vent /

[babyblankyerror]

[bunnykitty13]

one day i am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless, hysterical and let down and hanging around

[fawnsky]

neither relapsing nor recovering but a secret third thing

[bfdiwoody]

ts so real but I lowkey need to find someone irl to date bc every online relationship i've ever had(2 1/2?? the last one was complicated i don't know what we were) ended in me finding out they were actually 18+ and lied abt being my age❤️❤️WHY DO I ATTRACT THE DIDDYS BRO and then the only irl relationship I had they were just...shitty....And ppl said lesbians were nice💔

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

[startheskelaton]

Shout out to the new intellectual property policies TikTok added. Whoever’s responsible for this, get bent

[baldy-wan-kenobi]

I will pay one thousand real, American dollars to the first motherfucker that puts a bullet between my eyes.

[bluequeerio]

The cute aggression I get from this is not even funny

I’m actually tearing up/on the verge of crying over the precious smolatha 😭✨

Like I just wanna hold this precious bean in my hands so bad 🤲❤️💙

I’m pathetic oml 💀

[pnwnativeplants]

One thing I've noticed that I find super annoying is that native plant advocates often feel like we need to clarify: "I'm not saying you have to use 100% native plants." or "I'm not one of those people that is saying native plants ONLY" And you know what? I can't recall a time where I've ever ran across this hypothetical native plant zealot we all keep talking about! You know who DOES exist? The defensive gardener who refuses to remotely consider a single native plant! The gardeners 100% committed to ecological destruction as the policy for 100% of their land! Gardeners who won't give up even a fraction of their ugly lawns (which aren't even being used for recreating!) IDK but Maybe we don't need to keep paying lip service to a strawman that was invented by those people.

[scaleneventing50]

hello chat *pulls this outta my pocket*

[notreblogs]

I think it's because most plans are just things they didn't want to do in the first place

of course nobody likes cancelling plans of things they REALLY wanted to do, it's just that most introverted people's plans only involve themselves.

newsflash though! plans can also be things you wanted to do on your own, and cancelling it because something unexpected happened (i.e., more important plans, or your pc broke down, or it's raining)

just because most of us are introverted and antisocial it doesn't mean that "plans" only involve doing things with people

genuinely will never understand when people talk about "the relief of cancelling plans"... when I have plans to go out or sth and they get cancelled I feel like this the rest of the day. who tf enjoys cancelling plans

[jollycryptid]

My care work job, any% speedrun to Old Man Back™️ but i manage

[nofuckingideawho]

*crying screaming throwing up* guys I'm so over them I swear

[sunnydayaoe]

AROUGHHH what having [redacted] is like.

I was very nice and sweet I did not say anything and removed myself from the situation before I got very mean <3

[old-schoolgenz]

Me getting the urge to write exclusively at work OR 2 fucking am with absolutely no middle ground.

Executive Dysfunction, why you do dis?

[xmortem09]

I could be the universe in his hands, but his eyes still wander to the stars that are not me.