#vampire joker

[ajtheweirdo]

[montimer]

Vampire!Joker x hero!reader

Reader is a spiderperson but ya can image otherwise too

As you keep watch from a tall building you began to hear scratching noises. You whip your head to where the sound was coming from, but nothing was to be seen.

You circle around the building, trying to find whatever made the noise. You figure it must have been a cat or something. You go back to the edge of the building, staring down.

"Missed me?" A faint voice asks from behind.

You jump at the sudden voice, you stand towards the shadow figure, hands put up, ready to strike.

But as the figure comes closer, it becomes more visible.

"Joker?"

He looked, different. More pale? Could that be possible?

He had sharp teeth, claws and glowing blue eyes.

He jumped at you. It was so sudden you were sure this was gonna be how you die.

You slowly peek down. He was cling to your chest, his legs hugged around your waist. He snuggled close to you.

"Ah you smell, like iron" you squeezed your eyes in disgust.

"Drac was feeling the munchies, so he took a bite!" He laughed to himself.

"Speaking of which, i am thirsty" you felt his claws grew stronger into your skin.

You tried to shake him off panicking he'll bite you but he just giggled.

"As good as you smell, i got a better idea where to go"

He let go of you and you stumbled back. He waved to you and blow a kiss then turned his back and jumped down.

You quickly ran after him. Taking a look down to see if he's okay. He was climbing on the building like a spider.

Oh great now hes even harder to stop. He was energetic before, now with powers like this you'll hardly catch him.

You begin to climb after him. He took a look back in hope that you were following him. Upon seeing you his smile widened and he giggled again.

"Keep up spidey!" He laughed.

At your fury you jumped on him and the two of you would have hit the ground if you dont shoot a web to hold onto.

You held him close not to fall off. He seemed surprised by the falling but quickly regained his smile.

"Aww you just can't let go of me, can you?" He purred.

You slowly shake your head.

"Got you, now theres no running away"

"Oh don't be so sure of that" He said in a seductive tone. You raised an eyebrow at him.

He licked your neck slowly. It made you let go of him at your surprise. He landed on the ground, spin once like a wheel then jumped on his feet. He bowed at you and saluted.

"See you around darling! Don't hang around too much, it'll make the blood go to your head!" He pointed at his own head mimicking. Then laughed manically before running off.

He drives you crazy sometimes.

[vampiricdoodles]

Him.....

[j-tv]

Why did the animators feel the need to give Joker a long tongue?

[clown-cult]

Based of that one picture of Carmilla going after one of her victims.

Pride month is upon us, y’all. Click for better resolution.

[jokersexymancompetition]

[jokerepicquotes]

dear joker,

do u like werewolves or vampires

signed detestedly,

a dyke

[Quoteless art in RBs]

[comicchannel]

DC Multiverse Batman The Joker (DC vs Vampires) - McFarlane Toys

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[worldsfinestpowercouple]

Its a good day

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:

This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”

Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.

Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.

Probably still uses Facebook.

Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.

He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.

Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).

“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”

Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche

Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others

The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will

Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)

Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)

Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments

[mr-viwick]

felt brave enough to post this

[poguelandia]

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES 2.22, “As I Lay Dying"

[dailyflicks]

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (2009-2017) 1.01 Pilot

[j-tv]

Vampire joker’s tongue

[losthavenmine]

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

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