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When someone hates ur f/o don't take it as a bad thing, after all that means there's more of them for you 😈

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"Just a wild animal"

He's sayin hi (he's goin to chew on ur hair)

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The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #182

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Worlds Finest by Bruce Timm

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THEY HAD TO HAVE KNOWN

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Being such a disappointment with having no friends, no parents who love you, no beauty, no happiness, no talent, nothing. Im sorry i turned out this way

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Everyone wants me dead. No one wants me around, im an embarrassment. They could leave me so easily with out feeling a thing.

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I wonder what it's like not being mentally ill and constantly engulfed by depression

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‘bark bark bark’ says the villain with the dogsona

no hate, but you just got your ass handed to you

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If it's not too much to ask, could I request a short oneshot (HCs would be fine too ofc) of the reader x btas/tnba Joker, but the reader has been overworking themselves recently? Could be after-hours work or a personal project that's stressing them out, so much they are at home/the hideout up late almost falling asleep while working.

Suree! Sorry for the wait

Joker x reader

Reader overworking themselves

Gn!reader

He came home late, didn't even expected you to be awake but when he saw that the lights were on he happily yelled "Honeyy guess who's homeee!"

After not getting an answer he covered his mouth thinking maybe you fell asleep with your lights on.

When he went in too see you, at his surprise you were awake.

Sitting at your desk, looking like a really tired shrimp. Papers on your desk, all messy.

You heard him come in and gave him a quick smile "Heyy.."

You sounded so tired. Are you even aware that ur alive?

He went over and peeked over your shoulder. He asked what you were doing so late with a head tilt. Hearing that you were still working, clearly looking half dead, well, it made him immediately drag you away. That answer did not please him at all. I mean ya wanna work yerself to dead?

"What the, what the hell are you doing?" You gently hit him on the head while he took you to the bed by his arms.

"Saving you from passing out. You should thank me really, im such a hero right now!" He dropped you on the bed and before you could move an inch, he crawled right next to you. The sweet puppy eyes he were giving you made ya sight and just let yourself go.

He snuggled up into your hold, his fluffy hair brushing you. He crawled into a ball while hugging you. Tight enough for you not to leave but just gentle enough for it not to hurt.

"Mmm, you work on your desk until you pass out, and you won't let me complain about that"

"Well i can take it. But you-" he booped your nose "You can't."

You just stayed quiet with a grumpy face, he just giggled at that.

If ya have to use to toilet. Well you have to wait till mornin, cuz he aint lettin go

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I should give up

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Obsessed

Joker x hero!reader

Gn!reader

Sure he's obsessed but who can blame him right?

You really were something else. You just cannot leave his mind.

And that is why he has to make sure that he can't leave yours either.

He'll make sure to get in yer head real good.

He's just so attention starved with you. You need to acknowledge him when he's next to you. If not then how dare you ignore him, he'll whine and will be unbearable.

His flirting is endless. He isn't afraid to be loud about it either. You have to love him, there is no other option in his mind. He'll give you lil kisses when you least expect it. Expect this on the sunday news.

And why wouldn't you love him? He is everything you could ever want. Famous, intelligent, funny and oh my, how good looking ami'right? He needs to hear it from you too. Don't be shy, be loud and clear now!

He just can't shut up about you. Especially not in Arkham. Its so lonely and boring in there, you really should visit him sometime you know?

He'll cause so much trouble just to see you. He counts every second till you get there. And will scold you if he thinks yer late. Also will be mad if you're more worried about saving people than looking at him. How could you be bother with something else when the Clown prince of crime is standing right in front of you?

Will absolutely hug you. He can't go on his day without it. He tries his best to get as close as he can, just so he could jump on you. His grip is tight, not letting go. It'll ease up once you stop struggling and just let him be. He'll snuggle into you. Hmm his hair is very fluffy, have ya noticed? You wanna pet it?

He has this smug smirk on his face. Staring you down. Always complimenting you. Just how can he talk so much? You don't mind do you? Well ofc not, its not like you really have a choice here.

But he will get flustered, blushy even if you flirt back or return any of his affection. He'll be all over the place. "Ha! I knew it, you just love me so much! You cannot deny me at all! Heheh heh" will giggle a lot too.

He gets jealous so so easily. Like if someone else has yer attention for more than he likes, he'll get all up in their faces, threatening them. Or if they seem undefeatable, he'll make a grumpy face and will stare at you. Just cut it out and give attention to him will you?

He's acting so sweet he seems almost harmless in your arms. Don't be fooled. This clown would and will kill for you, or well, for 'the sake of you' as he says.

He tells so many jokes. Laugh. Laugh at them. Please. Gets him all smiley and even more confident.

He will collect all the march he can get his hands on. His most prized possessions are the silly plush of you and all the photos he took. How? Oh don't you worry ur little head about it. He totally didn't stalk you and took em when you weren't looking...yeah

He hates it when anyone dares to tell you that he could never love you. They say 'he only loves himself', how could they? He does love other things. He loves jokes! Thats something right? Well only his owns tho. That includes you too. You're his. And he loooves whats his.

So congrats, now you cannot get rid of him. Ever. Consider this a good thing

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〃Yandere self-aware Prime Earth Joker 〃

The Clown Prince of Crime. Batman's nemesis. Homicidal. Psychopathic. Ingenious. Maniac. Lover.

Oh, yes, very few would peg the Joker as a suave artist in the style of love. Unfortunately, he is always so deathly misunderstood. He just needs someone to control. I mean, that is the same thing as love. Like how a rat eats poison under the guise of a scrumptious meal.

My, my. This isn't making much sense. Let's start at the beginning, shall we? That's a yes anyway. You don't get a choice. The best stories always start off with a bang.

Blood coats his makeup and formal getup. It contrasts with how neat his gelled-back dark neon green hair is. He had just completed one of his greatest plans. It went perfectly.

Oh. What is it?

This is his story and he doesn't care to tell you.

Stop looking at me like that. I don't know why. Why don't you ask him yourself? He's clearly obsessed with you.

Anyway, before you so rudely interrupted, that was the day that the prince found his prince(ss).

His favorite reader. His favorite watcher. His favorite consumer.

You always look so gullible when you're admiring him. It's pathetic. He absolutely adores it! You're so fucked up, just like him. A match made in hell. Oh, you'll rule together someday. Or you'll be his attractive little toy.

Depends on the day. On his mood.

Oh. His mood. It sours whenever the point of view is on Batman. His hatred for the Bat grows ten times larger every time you favor the hero in the story. Why? He's so much better. He'll just have to show you.

It'll be so much fun. Think about all the romantic killing sprees the both of you can go on together. The mental and physical torture you can partake in. The power at your fingertips because, in a strange, convoluted, Joker-esque way, he loves you.

I know how it seems. I promise you that his love for you isn't a joke. But you are the punchline.

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Relatable

oh my god he’s constantly on the verge of killing himself

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Spideysona's lil sketch comic. Yeh..click for better quality

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Stun your enemy with a kiss

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Spider-Man Pin-Up by Sal Buscema from the Amazing Spider-Man: Round Robin TPB (1994).