#vampire in class

[lorddocmarten]

[cherikschessboard]

“gay couples can’t baby trap each other!”

not with that attitude

[gvnchyno2]

Andrei | Amadeo | Armand

[wisekiwi123]

vampire au where all the s classes are vampires and yoojin is a vampire hunter.

Like imagine that yoojin came from a vampire hunter family but for some reason his younger brother Yoohyun was born as a vampire. Being the kind/ caring brother he is Yoojin could never kill his baby brother. So does the only sane thing and runs away with yoohyun.

But taking care of child especially a vampire is costly soo yoojin continues being a vampire hunter with a rule not harm young or innocent vampires.

Imagine how baffled both vampires and vampire hunters will be off yoojin who adopts vampires left and right and acting like they don't bite WHEN THEY Definitely DO (especially yoohyun)

Imagine ancient powerful vampire Sung hyunjae being in awe at the duality of Yoojin who won't hesitate to stab a vampire but will never be late to cook his kids breakfast.( also sung hyunjae has definitely be staked in the heart at least once by yoojin and still remains down bad ).

Seriously imagine the tension between the two of them and then imagine if Yoojin had amazing rare Taste blood.

I just think this au would be neat and I wonder if anyone has written something like this before so I can go read it.

[anyway I hope everyone has a great night/day!]

[creative-clawmarks]

Died in your sleep and woke up in time for class.

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KO-FI

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

loustat and Claudia before the consequences ™️ as that one meme...

I'm sure someone has done this but I couldn't get it out of my head

[mossiistars]

I don't think that's how the saying goes, Nandor

[sophsicle]

i love it when rich people get all pouty and are like "well what if we said eat the poor huh? you wouldn't like that very much would you?" like babe. you're already eating us. sucking up our life force like a 9000 dollar goop smoothie.

[hoomanbeaning]

"... afraid she was no longer there, and eager to see her, the lover turned his eyes. in an instant she dropped back, and he, unhappy man, stretching out his arms to hold her and be held, clutched at nothing but the receding air. dying a second time, now, there was no complaint to her husband (what, then, could she complain of, except that she had been loved?) ..."

ovid's metamorphoses / orpheus and eurydice

[words-writ-in-starlight]

"Thank God this is the country where bribery can do anything" Jonathan Harker says, like half the dock workers in England aren't going to have to list him on their taxes as a major source of income

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: [hand gesture] Fighter: What's with the hand move? Do you see that? Does that, like, mean something? Barbarian: It's code. I think it breaks down to "choo-choo." Ranger: It probably means to follow them. That, or wait here for them. Fighter: Hey Rogue! What's the [mimics gesture] all about? Rogue: It means "yell real loud, so the monsters who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance."

[neo-wolfe]

Be sure to visit your local blood bank when you can 🩸🧛‍♀️🩸

[daybreaksys]

Neighbourhoods of poor vampires in the lowest, ever-dark parts of fantasy cities, vampires who aren't wealthy because they're a racial minority and the system was designed to keep poor people poor.

Poor vampires who are functionally disabled because they can't take sunlight in the only hours services are open and have to fight stereotypes of them being all snob nobles.

A nonprofit program immersed in the neighbourhoods paints portraits of vampires for free so they can see themselves for the first time because they can't use mirrors or cameras. Some cry, some don't recognise themselves, some are weirded by their unexpected appearances.

Mixed-race vampires who struggle to navigate their neighbourhoods having to advocate for themselves reminding people they are vampires as well as their other ethnicities.

[maik-ol]

@creative-clawmarks has given me funny ideas about our Alex’s in our au’s and I’m nothing if not a product of the Undertale fandom.

Also this from the other day lol

Creatur

[ozuzo]

Vamp!

[harmonysanreads]

*kneels down*

HAAH WHA??? HELLO? SOMEONE PLEASE PINCH ME AM I DREAMING????????

for context

Okay okay... I'm done screaming irl, this is?? I'm lost for words how beautiful it is???? I just woke up so I'm having a hard time processing reality (I legitimately screamed and now my mom is looking at me with a lot of concern) I wish I could be more eloquent but I'm just floored from how moved I am. Wdym "kneels down" I'd have you sit on a throne if I could :< RIP that friend who doesn't even have a name, you died a tragic death but at least it gave us exquisite content ✨