wisekiwi123

[wisekiwi123]

I would like to submit a new ship to the Sctir fandom court to be reviewed for approval

(The subjects of this ship would pre regression Han Yoojin and pre regression Do Hamin. As I believe that this pair have a lot of potential to be explored

In order to argue my case I present the court a fanfic as evidence. I hope you all enjoy )

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Knowing when to quit was a vital life skill. One skill that Do Hamin did not possess and the reason why he had a large target painted on his back by every hunter worth their salt.

Although he had to admit exposing his special skill of being able to track anyone and selling such knowledge in order to fuel his hyper fixation on hamsters...was stupid. 

But at the time he had convinced himself that his new business endever would only last a short while and that he would stop once he had enough cash to open a hamster focused shop.

Obviously he did not. And now he was stuck shivering in the corner of his  room with his blanket wrapped around him like some flimsy shield. As he imagined every shadow that floated by his window to a violent assailant waiting to attack . His phone nested besides him ,vibrating constantly from phone calls regarding job request, scouting offers and threats.Lots of threats.

Do Hamin knew  that he should quit. He wasn’t fucking with trolls on the internet but actually people with super powers. He should step back right now before these over powered freaks blew up his apartment and his hamsters! His dad deserved to at least host a funeral with casket and an intact body!!!

Do Hamin felt the air begin to tighten and his breathing become faster. His hand shook as he reached for his phone. He needed to delete any link or server made for Happy Hamster Detective agency. He needed to get rid of his digital foot print before it was too late. He needed to disappear in order to be safe!

His chubby finger gravitated slowly towards the admin commands where he would find the bright red delete button.When from the corner of his eye he noticed something in comments section  created for feedback and reviews

[ Thank You Happy Hamster Detective agency for helping me find my daughter ❤️]

Maybe it was the little red heart unlocking apart of Do Hamin empathy that he kept separate from his professional persona  but he  never REALLY stopped  to realise that a large percentage of his clients where from worried family members. Its shameful to admit but Do Hamin would fittler out any information that wasn't a number or a form of identification by his nth enegery drink.

This included many  sob stories

But The fact that these clients, these people who he knew only of their voices but not their faces had been impacted positively by him…?How the fuck could he will himself to leave this all  now?

Not knowing what more to do, Do Hamin switched of his phone and began to cry.

It wasn’t until a few hours later and streets outside house became deadly quiet that Do Hamin decided to switch on his phone again. Not for anything grand like firming his resolve but to simplely to check the time.

That was when his phone once more began to ring . It was one of his more regular clients who Do Hamin took to naming ‘ Problem Magnet” that shone dimly on his screen. Not to say Do Hamin gave all his regulars nicknames…just this guy since he always seemed like he had new problem every time he called due to never looking for the same soul twice. The client called soo much that they became familiar enough to crack jokes with one another and was a gurenteed monthly pay check for Do Hamin that it felt right to solidify the troublemaker into his contact with a fitting nickname on a whim.

Maybe that’s why Do Hamin decided to pick up call. On a whim.

After turning on the speaker  , Do Hamin lay on the ground wordlessly as the soft crackle of bad phone reception and steady breathing tickled his ear.

“….No happy hamster special greeting today?”

The sudden question forced a chuckle out of Do Hamins as he tiredly respond 

“ sorry  dude…I don’t have the energy for that show and dance right now or ever again….”

“ Did something happen?” Mr Problem Magnet asked as his voice  crackled like small embers from a campfire.His tone was  steady dispite the static ,it made Do Hamin  want to spill the truth and tell this not so distant stranger the situation.

At least one person should have the inside scroop before he was gone right?

“ I been too reckless and  now I have some third rate villains at my door step commanding me to join the “Dark side” or die “ Do Hamin could feel his lips tremble as he wrapped his body tighter with his blacket “ All their threats have been verbal so far but…but I am scared they will soon get physical and find out where I live “

I don’t know what to do 

“ I don’t know what to do”

I think I might die 

“ i am going to die and their will be no one left to take care of my hamsters “

Soo…please 

“ Find another guy to help you locate the people on you hit list because I don’t think I will be around for you to bug “

Other then a few squeaks coming from hamster in their cages the room silent. Do Hamin said everything he needed to say. Mr Problem Magnet who survived this long with the trouble he finds will have the brains to look for a new information broker.

Then Do Hamin will no longer be able to hear his voice. What a pity.

“ You must be wasting precious phone data listening to me whine so I think it’s time to say goodbye—-“

“ WAIT SECOND MR HAMSTER!”

“Huh?” Mr Hamster ???

“ Shit—Forget the hamster part but they as in your enemies are doing this because they fear what you can do “

Do Hamin was stunned. He didn’t think Mr Problem Magnet had a nickname for him as well but then again they never swapped names before. Well Anyways theses jerks are scared of him???

“ wait wind back a bit—how can they be scared me? All I can do is find people “

That's when A soft yet sinister laugh erupted from Do Hamins phone as he heard Mr Problem Magney tone switch to something lighter. 

“ Exactly Mr Hamster and you can leak it “

Do Hamin felt like the devil was whispering wisdom  through his ear as he sat up attentively to listern to Mr Problem Magnets distorted voice.As the client the spoke his thoughts out loud, many ideas began slotting into place in Do Hamin’s head.  Like stone slabs being  laid carefully over an already paved road.

“ You can find anyone’s location that means you can find their house. If you find their house you can find their family, if you find their family  you find their history.And if you find 

As if in a trance, Do Hamin stood up and began pacing around his bedroom, his hand clenched tightly around his phone while a slow smile crept across his face. He had a feeling Mr. Problem was smiling too, as his voice melted into something dark and curious . Almost corrupt.

“You find their secrets!”

“ yes and the internet is a very scary place…”

Since the dawn of social media doxxing has kept many users up at night more than any ghost or monster. Fear of the wrong person knowing all your personal information would give anyone chills. And these assholes who been plaguing his phone contacts and messages with their violent threats gave Do Hamin the assernal to get rid of them. Since he only needed a number or an id to find them. 

Especially in this technological reliant society even if they changed it over and over , they will never be rid of him.And that made Do Hamin feel powerful.

“ THANK YOU LORD PROBLEM SOLVER YOUR NOTHING BUT  A GENIUS “

“ Your welcome ” mr problem magnet voice buzzed softly “ You should still go into hiding if your going do this since there will be a lot of angry people. Do you have anyone that could help ?“

“ Yeah don’t worry I got a few contacts and I was planning to hide anyway “ Do Hamins said as he frowned at the pile of dirty laundry’s sat near his door. Properly should clean first before asking [ Seagull on the Mountain Out Back" ] to pay back a favour. That guy has always been reliable in their detective circles.

Now that Things where soo much simpler now that he knew what to do but suspicions crawled against his brain  

“ Seriously man thanks for you help….but your not helping for free are you“

“ Thats how our world seems to work Mr Hamster” 

He could hear a slight humming thought  mixed with crinkle of bad reception echo through his phone before Mr Problem Magnet spoke with a verdict light on his tongue . 

“ Keep your current prices the same “

Do Hamin blinked in surprise , his voice wobbling in confusion as he asked “ You don’t want a discount or for me to give you freebies???”

“ This is my discount” Mr Problem Magent responded very seriously as his voiced crackled “ if you survive this whole doxxing ordeal you will definitely get more clients and naturally raise your prices “

“ I have a long shopping list of people I need to deal with and I rather not go broke before that” 

Do Hamin laughed heartily at the mention of his client wanting a long and affordable partnership. But there was still a burning question that he count gulp down.

“ mr problem magnet….aren’t you scared “

“Of what?”

“ …you don’t know if I would use my power against you . I got your number soo what  would you do if  I post your information online? “

Do Hamin felted bad, he truly did for asking such a question but he wanted to see how his regular client and properly now his most dearest would react to such a threat. And if he needed to prepare against him as well.

After some silence the phone spoke again. Calm in tone and now void of static.

“ You can try if you want  but I doubt you will add anything new. Good night Mr Do Hamin”

Click 

The phone call ended and just like that Mr Problem Magnet was gone.

Do Hamin stood quietly in the centre of his room trying to recall any moment he told this man his name. Chills began crawling up his spine when he realised he didn’t.

Before he could even panic and over analyse  the threat from Mr Problem Magnet knowing  his name could mean his phone buzzed with a new message from said terrifying client.

A gift card for some Korean fried chicken was inbox along with a message 

[ You probably been too scared to properly eat any food so use this to order some chicken - Han Yoojin ]

Staring at the name Han Yoojin , Do Hamin was swept with an irritating feeling of familiarity. Was this MR Problem Magnets real name and this was his way of telling Do Hamin that he ment no harm?

A quick google search told Do Hamin everything he needed to know as the many gossip articles jogged his memory on who Han Yoojin was.

He was the infamous disowned older brother of one of the strongest S class hunters Korea. Despite his own rank being F class the man still stubbornly entered dungeons and surviveing like a cockroache each time.

Do Hamin slowly sat down his bed as he read through the insane amount of hate comments surrounding his client and along with information on where he lived as well as his social circle.His stomach churning from venomous intent of the comments threads that wanted to uses the knowledge for more practical harassment. It was sicking.

He now  understood why Han Yoojin had a never ending request. The whole country was his enemy and it made his nickname for him feel more fitting.A part of Do Hamin admired  his client for not quitting while the other felt guilt for even threatening to expose his information. 

Clicking on side photo caught of Han Yoojin walking the street wearing a cap and his frowning  lip slightly bruised. Their was  a glint stubborn in his dark eyes lured Do Hamin in as he wondered out loud 

“ you know…if all these comments are the honest truth how come no one mentioned how hot he looks?”

The internet truely was a weird but scary place.

( if this ship gets the approval of the s classes that I raised fandom court I would like to draw up a profession for their ship name to be Han-Do but it can changed if any one has a better name.

I hope everyone has a good day )

[wisekiwi123]

Mafia Mafia Mafia

A small fanfic Idea between Mafia Boss Sung Hyunjar and “normal” civilian Han Yoojin

Where Yoojin finds an injured Sung Hyunjae on his doorstep one late evening in the rain. And instead of doing the normal thing of calling the police/ ambulance or even the cliche things of nursing the highly suspicious stranger to health in his home.

Yoojin tries to get rid of the body and bury poor Mafia boss sung hyunjae in the mountains thinking he was dead.

Which brings you to this awkward situation of Sung Hyunjae waking up neck deep a hole being a buried alive by some random guy.

Then said random normal guy tries to knock him out with a shovel twice. Once because he got scared of a supposedly dead body moving and twice because he realise the man was the part of the mafia ( not that yoojin has a problem with the mafia he just didn't want to deal with consequence of accidently kidnapping the mafia boss)

And this thought process is what made Sung Hyunjae decided he is now Yoojins problem for now on. (could be seen as romantically courting yoojin if you guys want)

I feel like this setting as a lot of potential for shenanigans and comedy. Anyone is free to use this idea.

Have a great day/evening everyone

[wisekiwi123]

when things are tough like to imagine what yoojin would do since he suffers a lot has wisdom beyond his years, never ending determination and a lowkey badass.Like if he can do it I can definitely try.

Recently I been doing my exams ( which has been terrible) so I try the same tatic.

Then I remember he is a high school dropout.

Anyway happy exam sessions everyone

[wisekiwi123]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO Yoo Myeongwoo MY SWEET BABY

( on a side note does anyone have fanfic recommendations for him since he is my favourite and i need them to get through my exams 🥺)

[wisekiwi123]

The S class that I raised vampire au: Prologue

( Hi everyone it's Kiwi, I will be officially writing this AU so please let me know if I make any mistakes since I am knew to writing fanfics. Hope you enjoy it )

original post for more info:

https://www.tumblr.com/wisekiwi123/747487646743396352/vampire-au-where-all-the-s-classes-are-vampires?source=share

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“Happy birthday–”

“ Who hurt you hyung”

Yoojin paused as he watched his younger brother storm into the kitchen decorated with birthday decorations with a very sour look on his face. Ignoring the cake with eleven candles on the table Yoohyun began to expect the cast on his older brother's arm carefully, his frown becoming deeper with every second.

“There was a little accident at work today nothing too serious” Yoojin laughed nervously as he avoided direct eye contact with his brother  “ It will be healed in a few weeks anyway so how about we look at the birthday present I got you instead”

“ Hyung this is serious” Yoohyun shook his head “ Was it your co-workers again or maybe you taking on more dangerous jobs without telling me”

“I wouldn’t say dangerous—“

“So you are taking on more deadly jobs!” Yoohyun shouted before he started clenching his teeth tightly.

‘ His integration skills are getting better by the day’Yoojin lampooned to himself as Yoohyun continued to fret over his broken arm.

 It was true he was taking on more dangerous tasks but it was never anything he couldn’t handle. Being a vampire hunter was a very high-demanding job which often had well-paying quests that only a fool would miss out on. Besides it was his brother's birthday and he wanted to make it especially special so he may have taken on more rewarding jobs that were slightly harder than usual.

‘Even so, I should have been more careful’ Yoojin thought to himself as his free hand reached to pat his brother's hand.

 “It's because of me again isn’t…” Yoohyun whispered as his shoulders began to slump downwards “If I were born a normal human hyung would not have to work so hard. If I wasn’t a vampire hyung wouldn't  get hurt—

“Han Yoohyun that is enough” Yoojin firmly said with a solemn look on his face.“I told you before that I am not doing anything I don't want to do and you will never be a burden to me ever”

Yoojin’s hand reached out to pinch the side of Yoohyun’s cheek, he smiled largely as he spoke.

“I am your Big brother it's my job to look after you while it's your job to grow up well and live a good life. Sorry for making you worry  and I promise not to take risks on purpose”

“Promise  not  to take risks ever”

 “Ok now you're pushing it, I still need to make a living you know”

“Fine hyung but when I am older you will never have to work again since I will be strong enough  to protect you”

“Sounds like a plan but  make sure to study as well ok?”

Yoojin hugged Yoohyun as he laughed while Yoohyun smiled back slightly revealing a set of small fangs as he accepted his brother’s embrace.

“Now let me cut the cake after you blow out the candle ”

“Hyung no let me do it instead!”

“Fine if that's what the birthday boy wants”

The snow gently gathered by the window as the night sky remained starless as both brothers munched on cake. The red gift wrapping was discarded in the corner of the old kitchen’s bin along with some empty vials of blood.

The winter nights were often long but it was never lonely. Not on this practical night at least.

***

Small puffs of cold smoke escaped Yoojin's lips as he looked up at the starless night with nostalgia. Snow piled by his feet as he stood before humongous gates made of silver and gold which opened to a driveway that seemed to be freshly shovelled of any snow speck of snow.

Yoojin turned his eyes away from the sky to look directly at an obnoxiously grand mansion of substantial size at the end of the driveway. His gloved hand gripped a single piece of paper tightly as he swallowed dry spit.

‘I am sorry Yoohyun” Yoojin thought as he took a step past the gate

“Promises can only be kept if I see you again” He muttered dropping the the wrinkled paper on the frozen ground before taking large strides forward. A calculated risk the first of many.

The paper continues to lay upright and undisturbed on the snow. The words wanted vampire , dead and 50,000 are written in bold along with Han Yoohyun's face plastered right in the middle.

(next chapter is currently being made.Hope everyone has a great night/day )

[wisekiwi123]

THE POWER OF FANART

Nothing I mean NOTHING in this world can bring peace to my mind faster then trash of the count family fanart.

Like I will be having the worst, trying to finsh all my deadlines and on a verge a breakdown so I take a forced break.

So scroll through some fanart suddenly I feel bliss and ready to tackle my work.

It's magic I tell you!MAGIC

Thank you to all the talented artist out there for you beautiful work! I hope everyone as a great night/day!

[wisekiwi123]

vampire au where all the s classes are vampires and yoojin is a vampire hunter.

Like imagine that yoojin came from a vampire hunter family but for some reason his younger brother Yoohyun was born as a vampire. Being the kind/ caring brother he is Yoojin could never kill his baby brother. So does the only sane thing and runs away with yoohyun.

But taking care of child especially a vampire is costly soo yoojin continues being a vampire hunter with a rule not harm young or innocent vampires.

Imagine how baffled both vampires and vampire hunters will be off yoojin who adopts vampires left and right and acting like they don't bite WHEN THEY Definitely DO (especially yoohyun)

Imagine ancient powerful vampire Sung hyunjae being in awe at the duality of Yoojin who won't hesitate to stab a vampire but will never be late to cook his kids breakfast.( also sung hyunjae has definitely be staked in the heart at least once by yoojin and still remains down bad ).

Seriously imagine the tension between the two of them and then imagine if Yoojin had amazing rare Taste blood.

I just think this au would be neat and I wonder if anyone has written something like this before so I can go read it.

[anyway I hope everyone has a great night/day!]

[wisekiwi123]

i want a katekyo hitman reborn and spy x family crossover soooooo bad!

Loid is an amazing spy so he defiantly should know about the Vongla mafia family.Yor being an assassin is also familiar with mafias since she is often hired by them and might have worked with reborn himself before.

So imagine Reborn being the amazing tutor he is decided to take Tsuna and his guardians to the Ostania for a well deserved break but in reality is for them to face off against the worlds greatest spy Twighlight and assassin the thorn princess.

I want Loid to be given a new mission to trail to vongola demino but can't get near due to Tsuna’s hyper intuition. I want Yor to have spar with the guradians as favour for Reborn.

I want Anya to find out about the mafia while also becoming best friends with Lambo. And maybe having the ten year bazooka used on her to find out what happen to operation Strix.

I want Lambo to also help Anya with her mission to befriend Damian and be the ultimate wingman.

(I hope someone writes this crossover if not I will probably try write it once I get some motivation.)

[wisekiwi123]

Idol Au

Imagine Yesso end up waking up as his sister favourite idol  Jesse venetiasn.

Jesse was originally a trainee from the holy kingdom agency but was forced to transfer to another one due to his evil step dad Werners spreading rumours of him being a play boy and ruining any chance of debut.

Originally Jesse was in a love triangle with beautiful idol trainee Christtele and the cold but insanely popular idol Cedric. Unfortunately for Jesse, he ends up dying in an accident saving Cedric without ever confessing his love or debuting.

With Yesso in Jesse body he figures the only way to get back his own is to 1) not get a love triangle by avoiding them and  2) debut successfully. 

But there is a problem that other then Christtle he doesn't really remember Cedric’s name or how he looks like since he was never really a fan of idols and only knows what his sister sobbed about. He also doesn't really know how to dance that well but luckily for him Jesse was an amazing singer and has a voice of an angel

In this Au I was thinking maybe for Cedric instead of being cursed to turn into a child he has some sort of heart condition soo he can't be on stage too long.He ends up running into Jesse in the  practice room every night and they end up training together. Jesse just thinks of Cedric as a hard working trainee 

 As for Christtle she still an office worker that also got reincarnated into another body and wants live her life to the fullest. She is an amazing dancers but can't sing at all.She ends up being interested with Jesse after hearing his amazing voice and begs him to teach her. In exchange Jesse asks Christtle to teach him to dance.

They all eventually end up spending a lot of time together so by the time for them to debit both Christelle and Cedric want to debut as a team with Jesse causing jesse’s plan of avoiding them to fail.

[wisekiwi123]

Random throught

You know how M/C and Grim are considered one student soo does that mean they will get only one magic highschool diploma for them to share?

[wisekiwi123]

The promise slacker life

Tcf and the promise land cross over

Kim Rok Soo fell asleep while reading the promise never land and woke up as Father Cale the head of Gracefield Orphanage.Father Cale was a trash caretaker who would raise kids to be eaten.He would reach his end when Choi Han protagonist would come to beat his ass while rescueing the children of Gracefield.

Determined to avoid his fate and get his slacker Kim Rok Soo now known as Cale decides to become the best darn caretaker to ever exist to obtain his slacker life.

**Characters**

Cale

The original Cale was raised in Gracefield and was recommended to become a father by Grandpa Ron and became a heavy drinker due to the guilt of having the children get eaten

Because of the heart bomb planted inside him.Cale is unable to leave the area of the orphanage so he insteads starts small by manipulating the test scores so all the kids get goods grades to buy them time.

Cale is very different from the original cale since he no longer acts trashy or irritable which makes the kids like On and Hong suspicious.

He still hates lemonade and anything bitter but Cale still works hard to figure out all the secrets in gracefield

He convinces On and Hong not to run away just yet and trains them all in ways of survival for the day they do run and also removing their trackers

Cales is still very afaird of grandpa Ron since its hard to figure out his motive and is suspicious of Brother Beacrox since he was sent by Ron to “help” him.

Cale also saves the Choi Han who was injured from breaking into gracefield, feeds him and makes a plan with him to help the kids escape

Choir han

Crossed the border between world and found himself in the forest when he was young and fought demons to survie ever since

Later finds out about the farms through farm survivors like Roselyn and Lock when he goes to Goldiepond

Joins their resistence and help free kids from the demons

One day he gets attack by a bunch of humans on the demon side while trying to break in to gracefield and is ingured.

he gets saved by Father Cale who was nothing of what he expected him to be.

Choi Han remains in hiding during his time in gracefield and learns that cale isn't evil but wants the kids to be free

got in a fight against Beacrox

They make a plan together for Choi Han escapes with all the children but unfortunately it means leaving Cale behind.

On

Is one of the orphan children of gracefield along with her brother Hong

She discovered that gracefied was a farm one day when they followed cale out of curiousity

On had been preparing to escape with her brother for years but was stopped by cale who later gave them hints on the William nerveriam book and later trains them on skills need to survie

On is very perspective, top of her class and learns how to make fog through science and the material Cale gives her that they use for their escape

Although still suspicious of cale especially when Beacrox sudden arrival one day .Shesoon learns that all Father Cale wants is his slacker life

On trusted Cale enough to follow Choi Han when escaping

Toy given: A fluffy grey cat

Hong

Younger brother to On and also an orphan at gracefield

Followed Father Cale when he was young and saw what happened to the children when they shipped

Has been planning to escape with On for years

Got caught by Father Cals when trying to climb the wall surround the orphanage

Was suspicious of Cale at first but after getting hints , survival lessons and yummy snacks he is no longer doubt fall

Has read all the books on medical herbs and knows how to make poison

Him and his sister have worked together to make poison fog that they used in their escape

Stuff toy given:A fluffy Red Cat

Ron

Used to be a father at gracefield when og Cale was young .Never really liked the farming system but can't rebel yet

Had a soft spot for Og Cale so recommend him to become a father.

realised quickly that Cale was acting different during his monthly report

Tested him with lemonade but had the same reaction

Send Beacrox to keep an eye on Cale to assist him with anything he maybe

Turns a blind to many things that Cale had requested for and Choi Hans existence in gracefield

Was very amused when the kids broke out and the Reason why cake decided to stay back

Beacrox

Former gracefield orphan and biological son to Grandpa

Was sent to assist and monitor Cale

Never really understood why Ron decided to recommend og Cale to become a father since to him Cale was a drunk with weak mental strength.

learns quickly that father Cale change and is planning something big. Becomes suspicious of Cale’s intentions

feeds him lemonade and reports his reaction to Ron. Continues to feed him lemonade due to orders.

Soon Makes a deal with Cale to help smuggle the items request to Ron. As well as to help teach the children more skills outside the curriculum.

agrees due to Ron not having a problem with Cale’s demands

Amazing cook and is in charge of all meal.Also helps keep the house clean and the children tidy

Had a small fight with Choi Han that resulted in injury

Help teach the kids especially Hong how to identify what plants to eat and which are poisonous.

At first only helped because of orders but soon became earnest in his efforts for the kids escape.

( thank you for reading and have an amazing day/night!)

[wisekiwi123]

Parent wars: Part 1

for more info on this au look here :

https://www.tumblr.com/wisekiwi123/731555274387816448/the-parent-wars?source=share

[ Gender neutral Yuu used here and mostly platonic other then crack ship with deuce’s mom and other single parents)

(Warnings: Non that I am aware off)

{Please let me know if I make mistakes since I am knew to writing fanfics thank you in advances }

***

“I don't know what to do or what the right decision is…all want to do is make her happy”.

Deuce loved his mother. The kind beautiful woman who cared for him and raised him all by herself. He always knew that she deserved the world and that's why along with becoming an honor student he promised that if she ever found someone she truly loved he would support her no matter what. The second promise was proving itself difficult. It wasn't because they were all bad candidates oh no they were all great in their different ways. The problem was there kids Yuu, Vil and Sliver who like him wanted the best for their parents too, although that ment they where each others rivals.

The first candidate for future mom’s boyfriend was none other than his potions teacher Professor Divus Crewel his best friend Yuu’s guardian. Deuce honestly thought his teacher despite being strict was a great role model and found it cool that they shared a similar interest towards vehicles. If he had guessed when his teacher and mother became close was properly after Parents' Day since they exchanged contacts and have been friends ever since. Maybe it was the joint family road trips or the casual questions asking how she doing that would either brighten or darken his mood that made Deuce think he may have a crush on her. It was the new handmade coat and roses that he gave her on her birthday that sold Deuce the idea that he was right.

*

“You know I hear that Crewel has five puppies at his house” Ace who had elected himself as Yuu/Crewel campaign manager whispered to Deuce as they all took notes.

“Ace let him focus “ Yuu responded quietly “And it's seven puppies not five that are all too cute”.

There wasn't a moment where Yuu and Ace would not hype Crewel up recently, Deuce felt like it was wariness towards their competitors and fear of losing the contest meant losing their best friend forever.Deuce found the situation touching but annoying at the same time.

“Seven puppies? Damn Crewel must be a secret softie”

“He is also pretty cool when he is working on his cars and lets me drive them sometimes. He said he will get me one when I get my driver's license” Yuu proudly stated.

“Wow now I wish he was my dad” Ace sighed with jealousy “Hey juice if you two become siblings Crewel will properly get you your own vehicle as well!”

“ Seriously guys I appreciate the gesture but let me focused since this topic might come up in the test” Deuce muttered as he continued to take notes.Yuu nodded in agreement and left him alone, Ace remained quiet for a few minutes until a idea popped in his head.

“Hey Juice if Crewel becomes your new dad he will definitely help you study!”

“Would you also be interested in me tutoring you Mr Trappola ?” Crewel who at one point appeared in front of the trio asked with an handsome smile “ I never thought a day would come where I would find such an eager pup when it comes to studying “

“ Well you clearly haven't met Riddle- I mean Yes I love studying!” Ace corrected with a strained face. The class became silent as they waited to to see what their teacher would do next, what punishment will give the troublemakers.Despite their expectations Crewel only glanced at the trio, shook the sleeping Grim awake  then walked back towards the black board before turning around one last time

“ I will be expecting A’s in your next exam by the way” he commented as he resumed his lesson.When class finished and students began to leave Deuce saw Ace turn to him with a big grin.

“Look how forgiving Crewel is! He is the perfect in every way possible so imagine what amazing boyfriend he will be”.Deuce rolled his eyes at Ace’s weirdly upbeat attitude.

“Now you are just over selling it Ace if you like crewel soo much you go out with him”

“Nyah? Did I missed something”Grim yawned “We like you , you like us , your mom and crewel like each.So the answer should be simple”

“Grim it is not my decision to make!”

Deuce began to clench his hand tightly as  Grims words freely roamed through his mind. Frustration started to boil up inside since it felt like nothing he was saying was being taken seriously by his friends.There was also a little part of him that felt guilty for staying neutral and not fully siding with them.It's not like he didn't like the idea of being Yuu’s siblings but his mother's happiness came first no matter what since his meddleing might lead to hurting her instead.But if his neutrality caused ruin to his relationship with Yuu, Ace and Grim he would not know what to do—

With a flinch Deuce returned to reality when he felt something land on his shoulder, his eyes met Yuu’s worried gazed as their hand gave his shoulder little squeeze.

“Your right its not our decision and I am sorry if it felt like i was forcing you.”Yuu apologized “Its not an excuse but your guys and crewel are the closes thing I have to a family in this world and its no secret your already like brother to me”

Ace who stood behind Yuu began to scratch his head with a sheepish look on his  face. He gave a little fake cough  while also looking towards deuce along with grim with equal worry in both their eyes eyes”

“As much as I am OFFENDED that Yuu sees you as a brother more then me”Ace joked at first “ your still like my best friend soo like it or not we stuck together no matter”

“But I said your family dude”

“BUT NOT A BROTHER SPECIFICALLYY! Now move over “

Deuce watched as Ace slipped closer bumping Yuu out of the way playfully, taking their spot and placing his arms around each one of their shoulder. The anxiety that filled Deuce heart began to spill out as he  felt his hands slowly unclench

“Even if my mom chooses some other dude..” Deuce asked meekly 

“Especially if she does! Your not getting rid of us that easily Juice “ Ace flashes his iconic crocked smirk “Also I will be retiring as Yuu and Crewel campaign manager. That was job toooo taxing” he said as he ruffled both of their hairs

Yuu scoffed and retaliated with a light nudge into his the rib while Deuce felt the corners of his lips turn up as he shoved Ace’s hand away from his head. Ace dramatically pretend to be  hurt before all three of them bursted into a fit of laughter.

“Thanks guys I really mean it”

“ Dont worry Deuce We will make sure no one else bothers you about this “ Grim promised as he hopped onto Deuces head

“Nyah I am but confused…does that mean no more sleep over at Crewel’s house?”

“We are totally still having a sleepovers at crewel house Grim so don't you worry”

“Great then since Crewel’s house has more fancy tuna that I might generously share if you ask nicely” Grim cheered as he leaped into Yuu’s arms next “ Now lets go for lunch hench-men”

“Yeah all this campaigning  made me fanished” Ace complained

“I hear they are serving deluxeminced meat culet sandwich today so we should hurry”

“We should also hit the library afterwards since someone's needs A’s on their next exam”

As the group walked towards the door laughing bantering among themselves Deuce felt this was the end for all  his problems for today. Before they all left the classroom a beautiful cheerful voice rang from behind them along   with a tall looming shadow.

“ oh yes nothing is as magnifique as a beautiful friendship Non? “  

All four of them  jumped in surprise before turning to see their senpai Rook standing  behind them with a amused look on his face. Quickly both Yuu and Ace stood in front of deuce on guard while Grim ready himself for any attacks. 

“What do you want Rook?” Yuu asked cautiously

“ Theres no needs to be frightened since I am only here to invite Monsieur spade for lunch with my dormleader  Roi Poison today “

“Oh hell nah Juice is coming to have lunch with us”

“Yeah back off”

The sudden hostile attitude towards Rook was because he was the biggest support to Vil Schoenheit whose  father was  candidate number two for future mom’s boyfriend.Deucd was also surprised by that fact as well until recently 

“Oh dear so there is no way we can talk calmly about this at all? ” Rook questioned with a sad look on his face “ how unfortunate I was ordered to bring Monsiour Spade no matter what “

“What do mean no matter what—”

Something  clanked on the ground as Rook was talking that caught Deuce’s attention.He saw a small potion bottle spill on the ground, before he knew it he was already thrown over Rook’s shoulder who then quickly ran towards a nearby window and jumped out with swift grace.As they began to fall down Deuce saw the class explode with pink smoke and along with Ace screaming some curses before his voice got muffled.

“The trickster along with monsieur heart will be fine” Rook chucked with calm look on his face as he continued to carry Deuce once they landed on the ground

“ the potion I used only froze them for 40 minutes which is enough time for you to have your chat with our gracious dorm leader!”

(part two is in the process of being written hope you all have a great day/night.)

[wisekiwi123]

hey if any of us are lucky enough to get Iskied to the world of “Trash of the count family” and meet Cale and his family.

Please under no circumstances mention the fandom. Because he will hate us

Let me explain

**Caution spoilers ahead**

Cale doesn't like attention.He will already be freaked out about the fact there is a story about him to begin with.It will make matters worse if he knows that there is a fandom for his book that created a religion called Caleism. That we long for him to cough up blood for our enjoyment.That we also waited hundreds of chapters for this man to stab his own heart with a stick and cried in happiness when It happened. Some of us simp over the White Radish because he looks like Kim roksoo with red hair and other half of us started liking lemonade because Cale shivers in fear when he drinks because of Ron. And an honorary mention to those of us who write fanfiction/fanart maybe the pure cute family ones might survive but rest will be turned to ash like the library of Alexandria.

In short Cale will find us creepy and even worse then Clopeh.

He may also try hunt down the author so they can give him a slacker life right now. So

So Once again To the lucky soul who ends up in the novel its ok to reveal some things about the story when needed but please for all our sakes don't talk about the fandom.

Have a great day/night everyone!

[wisekiwi123]

Rivals?

Y/N : Lilia I consider you my arch rival

Lilia :Really?How wonderful! I wonder why is that?

Y/N :well you see I consider my self a mother hen and I like to adopt/take care of people

Lilia:So do I is that why you see us as rivals?

Y/N : Yes But currently the ones I want to adopt are silver,Mallues and seberk who are already claimed by you…

Lilia:Yes that is a problem…I guess there is only one thing left to do—

Y/N :(holding an Axe) HAVE A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!

Lilia: (holding a Ring)LETS GET MARRIED!

Lilia/Y/N: ….

Y/N: Your options sounds better

Lilia :And I think I fallen hard for you just now

[wisekiwi123]

*Yuu’s old phone is still connected to earth and can still talk to friends and family*

friend1: “hey yuu what’s the most beautiful thing twisted wonderland ?”

friend2:” Yeah show us something pretty and magical please”

Yuu:”Ok hold up a second”

*runs up to Vil*

Yuu:”Say hi to my friends Vil”

Vil:”oh Hello”

friend1: “…Yuu we said the most beautiful place not a person—“

Friend2:”OMG SHUT THE HELL UP HE IS GORGEOUS!!!”

Vil:”why thank you dears, now potato what’s all this about showing them a beautiful place?”

Yuu:*smiles* ”Well anywhere your in becomes an instant magical area“

Vil:*suddenly lost for words but very happy*

Friend2:”I SECOND THAT STATEMENT!NOW iS HE SINGLE—“

[wisekiwi123]

Surprise Hoilday!

*on a phone call* Cater : Hey Yuu I just saw your to totes adorbs magiscram post! Why didn't you tell me about your #secret vacation with grim?

Yuu : sorry it just happened so fast that I couldnt contact any of you guys

Cater: Dont worry, I totally understand the need to take a spontaneous trip. Do you want me to recommend any amazing trending tourists spots near you?

Yuu : oh no me amd grim where actually kidnapped by some princes but yeah I would love to see your list!

Cater :wait hold on… YOU GOT KIDNAPPED?!?!

Yuu: well they claim they are actually “rescueing” me but who I am to complain when they treating me to a free hoilday.

Cater: And you 100% cool with all of this???

Yuu : Cater bestie I need this break.Let me enjoy the peace for a few more hours before I go back okay?

[wisekiwi123]

The parent wars

Ok I love how this fandom ships Lilia and deduce’s mom because they are both single parents with adorable sons.Then someone else recommend Vil’s dad (I think his name was Eric)since he is also single and might be ready to mingle.

But you know who else the fandom has dubbed as a single adoptive parent of our dear m/c?! DIVUS CREWEL!!!

And now imagine all the dads end up meeting Ms Spade (maybe on parents day at school) and end up falling in love with since she is so HOT , BEAUTIfUL aNd WONDERFUl. So they are now love rivals and they each want to win the Ms Spade heart. Now because the dads are rivals their kids are now rivals since they all want their dads to be happy and let's be honest deuce would make an amazing brother so it is a win win.

But now imagine the CHAOS and DRAMA that will unfold since the kids will battling each other in order to convince deuce that their dad is the best fit for his mom. Like imagine Vil stealing deuce away to his dorm and gives him a list of benfits that he will get if they become sibling (examples: getting tutoring from vil to become an honor student, how there might be adverts about flash bikes (you know those magical motorbikes in their world) or compitions that he can get front roll seats to and most importantly his mom would be set for life).He might have got Rook to do a quick background check and integrated Epel on deuces’ like/dislikes before the meeting.

Then you got M/C who will be normal but say things like how deuce is more then a best friend and that he is a brother to them (insert a very insulted ace who m/c would have explain the situation to later) then u got both ace and m/c start bragging about how crewel is best and if he does hypercritically marry Ms Spade not only will he help with his studies but they can have so many sleep overs at crewel’s house since they will be living together.

Then you got Silver who is a bit confused but got spirit. He might honestly think that he and Deuce are brothers now from the way Lilia talks like he and Deuce’s mom are already married plus Silver would be happy if there were more humans in the family. I honestly think that Silver would be the most chill not that pushy but teach deuce things like how to sword fight and help him with his homework(if he doesn't fall asleep)

But the most funniest thing about this love square is that it would turn huge very fast because of Vil , M/C and Silvers friends will get involved. Like you got M/C with the first years supporting team Crewel. Vil and his entire dorm on team Eric and then you got Lilia being backed by the Prince of Briar Valley and his people. Not to mention the potential traitors *cough* *cough* Sebek or even Epel (btw I am not saying that they both are not loyal but Sebek’s heart belongs to Mallus and Lila first before anything else while Epel might get threatened with more makeup routines or something but properly not actual betray m/c since he is a ride or die but instead become something like a double agent.) Some of the dorms would be on the m/c side while others would stay neutral (the fish mafia might start a betting pool while Cater ends up posting the situation on Magiscram making the entire internet spilt between who would win the single mother’s heart ) Majority of the staff try stay neutral but are all on team Crewel and situations ends up becoming like a huge source of entertainment better then any reality t/v show (some producers ended up coming and asking if they can make it a show since Eric and Vil are involved but the got told to buzz off since this is a private matter)

Meanwhile, poor Deuce is lost on what to do and only wants his mom to be happy and is not sure how to deal with all this. Let's not forget that he also has to deal with his mom’s potential boyfriends trying to win his favour which is a whole other situation.

Anyway that's it folks thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(also this is my first time contributing to a fandom. So Hi I am Kiwi and I give my greetings to the people of tumber. Please let me know if I make any mistakes and I wish you all a goodnight/day)