#infuriates me that vampires are used so often for cheesy romance and so rarely for the metaphor they were made for
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sophsicle · 11 months ago
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i love it when rich people get all pouty and are like "well what if we said eat the poor huh? you wouldn't like that very much would you?" like babe. you're already eating us. sucking up our life force like a 9000 dollar goop smoothie.
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