#useless life skills

[bean-galleria]

One of my biggest flexes?

I can estimate the perfect amount of pasta for one person.

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

[justaz]

i love merlin being so enamored by life and nature and all the beauty of the world around him, but as magic incarnate (a force that is neither good nor evil, it just is) i would love to see morally grey merlin. like ik we kinda get that with him killing people in arthur’s name and forsaking his people for the man he loves, but i mean like sorta dark and unnerving merlin who finds beauty in death and destruction and is fascinated by it. merlin who was conditioned on right and wrong but who still feels a pull to what others would consider wrong. finding wolves gorging on a carcass in the woods and feeling this pull to join them, to revert to a wild thing, to be animalistic and uninhibited. just forest nymph merlin where he’s so natural he’s unnatural.

[problemnyatic]

This is your regular reminder not to conflate top/bottom with dom/sub because the queer community does not need another goddamn gender binary, especially not from inside the fucking house

maybe reskinning cishetero gender roles with a coat of rainbow paint is not actually a good thing and inhereting the exact same stereotypes is bad and you shouldn't do it even as a joke! thanks

[autisticlee]

want to become someone cool and useful and important to say "screw you" to ex friends and school bullies and adult bullies and everyone who screamed at me for being "useless/lazy/failure/weird/creepy/etc" growing up make them jealous and feel bad for treating me bad. rub in their faces and ignore them when they come back begging for attention.

but so far they are right and i'm a useless failure that hasn't accomplished anything. who they ignore and probably laugh at behind my back. can't even do "normal" things correctly. can't get any support at all. no regular amount of support and definitely no disability support. more I live with no support and try my hardest all alone, more I burn out and regress and get even worse and more useless and fail more. ugh. what's the point of life!!! why's everyone right and can't prove them wrong!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

[cosmogyros]

I got let go yesterday. And I'd been in the middle of a long multi-day conversation over VMs with my mum about all sorts of highly theoretical stuff we're interested in, like analyzing different types of creativity, and building conscious social spaces and so on. So I had sent her a couple messages in the morning, and then I sent one more after work, which started with "Sorry for the delay, I got briefly distracted from this conversation by losing my job, but I'm back now!" And proceeded to keep rambling enthusiastically about accepting creative inspiration without discriminatory pre-judgement when it comes to you, and all the rest of the stuff we'd been chatting about. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed being able to say that.

[yugocar]

my problem blessing is that i didnt spend enough time in traditional serbian educational institutions, so when i deem that a system of examination/studying is transparently stupid, i cannot fucking prepare it for the life of me.

[trans-axolotl]

have not left bed today + found out another friend got locked up + want to beat up every single adult that saw what was happening to me and looked away or actively made it worse

[care666bear]

of course I can’t shut up now, I was raised in a “speak when spoken to” household

[jojotichakorn]

every time i research possibilities for me moving abroad, i want to fall down a flight of stairs or smash my head against the pavement. i'm going to transport back in time and tell myself to get a degree in something useful, because at this point i'm not even joking when i say the four years i've spent at uni have affected me in no positive ways whatsoever.

[snapdragoned]

nothing quite puts a fire under your ass like the ts2 8 day university mod. holy shit

[sincerity--extreme]

I don't get this thing where no one ever teaches you social skills or how to do things by yourself but once you're an adult you're expected to know it all... How if none of you taught me anything?

[thenighttrain]

god i just want 1 win this year just 1 fucking win please 😔

[spocks-kaathyra]

really nothing more detestable than a coward

[zenjestrr]

not to be a dick but I cannot wait for my grandfather to move in with my uncle next month

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

i love raven she is just my autistic little loser failgirl that somehow tricked everyone into thinking she's some cool mysterious goth. no, shes just awkward and doesnt know how to talk to people tbh.