#uncle toms

[sbrown82]

Malcolm X on Black celebrities being puppets (1963).

[fadedkat]

his name is wigglyyyy and he’s here to stay!!

and then nothing bad happened again ever

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 194 - sixteen habits that make you poor

[godofstory]

on this episode of keeping up with the Targaryens..

team green

team Black

[luckyshinyhunter]

👑🎂 Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legendary, Tom Kenny!🎂👑

[caystar13star]

Pic from this post:

Nat: Bradshaw, you need to get your ass back to North Island

Roo: why? I’m still with Ice and Mav, we’re visiting my uncles in Brentwood.

Nat: Your boyfriend is missing your lap.

Nat: He’s been fidgety, even more than usual.

Nat: it’s like he can’t get comfortable if you’re not here to sit on.

Nat: I seriously just thought he was cute. I can’t have that shit in my head.

Roo: ???

Bob: he does look kinda cute

Roo: oh 🥹

[pollyna]

au in which Mav speaks a lot about their child, and Rooster gets insanely jealous of someone he doesn't know because he is supposed to be their only kid, okay?!

At least until Mav doesn't invite all the daggers to his home, and Ice is sleeping with said kid on Bradley's favourite armchair. But instead of a human child between the Iceman's arms, there's a cat. The cutest fucking cat ever seeing on the face of the planet but still, a cat.

Months later, Uncle Slider is still teasing him for being jealous of a cat while Ice pats his curles and "as if we would ever replaced you, baby goose."

[took-my-breath-away]

Have we considered some kid Roo yet? Maybe getting held on Mavericks hip? (Mav is my dad frfr 🌞)

I live to serve,,

image: probably taken by carole

[ilanprofile]

ILAN_PROFILE'S COMEDY / SLICE OF LIFE CARTOON GUIDE

Looking for Cartoons to Watch? Need a Guide for Animated Shows? Are you a Beginner or a Pro in watching TV shows? THIS ARE ALL THE COMEDY / SLICE OF LIFE CARTOONS I RECOMMEND!

About Each Section:

WATCH THIS: Shows I think are a MUST Watch for anybody getting into cartoons

NEW CARTOONS: Ongoing shows premiered in the past 2-3 years

STILL RELEVANT: Older shows / Already finished shows that still get a lot of attention nowdays

BONUS MENTIONS: Other Shows I havent watched that much of or arent as widely known as the others above

STORYDRIVEN: Fully serialized shows with lot of conitnuity

SEMI-EPISODIC: Shows with an ongoing story but also have self contained arcs

EPISODIC: Shows with minimal continuity, you can watch basically any episode

DISCLAIMER: I tried to limit myself to only 1-2 shows of each IP, UNLESS each of them feels too different from one or another (Like The Looney Tunes Show vs the classic Looney Tunes Cartoons) or you need to watch all shows together to get the full narrative (Ben 10 -> Alien Force -> Ultimate Alien -> Omniverse)

[spider-mandaily]

WEBB-VERSE PETER

I lost…

(voice catching)

I lost Gwen. My, um… she was my MJ.

I couldn’t save her.

I’m never gonna be able to forgive myself for that.

But I carried on,

tried to, um… try to keep going,

try to keep being the uh… that

“Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man,”

‘cause I knew that’s what she would

have wanted.

But at some point, I

just-- I stopped pulling my

punches.

I got rageful.

I got bitter.

I just don’t want you to end up like… like me.

RAIMI-VERSE PETER

The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it.

I wanted him dead.

I got what I wanted.

It didn’t make it better.

It took me a long time to learn to get through that darkness.

Peter is reeling. Struck by their losses. Their regrets. Their warning.

PETER

I want to kill him. I want to tear

him apart.

I can still hear her voice in my head.

Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing.

She told me

that, “With great power--”

RAIMI-VERSE PETER

--”Comes great responsibility.”

Spider-Man (2002) Dir. Sam Raimi Spider-Man (2007) Dir. Sam Raimi The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Dir. Marc Webb The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) Dir. Marc Webb Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon Watts

@mcuchallenge, @milesgmorales, @dailyspiderman, @mcufam, @peterpcrker

[sbrown82]

All that damn shucking and jiving …and them yt folks STILL ain’t invite you to the big house! 🤣🤡

[starlightseraph]

three men i would feel completely safe with:

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick(to Rooster, about the hangar): This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool...! (Rooster looks past Mav at Iceman, Iceman shrugs)

[kisses4tom]

heyy i know you already did an "uncle Bill" hc but i was thinking about if you could make a "soon to be uncle" Bill hc pleaseee! 🙏🏻🎀❤️ ty if you do!

(sorry for my english but it's not my first language 🥲)

ᡣ𐭩 SOON TO BE UNCLE BILLY

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you're totally fine ml and OMG YES!! that's so cuteeee i'm so excited to write this HAHAH 😭🤭🫶🏻 i love writing fluff like these so I hope you like it 💕

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first of all let's pretend Tom is having a child 😻 and it's gonna be a girl because i can only see him with a little daughter i'm sorry 😭. Now it can either be with you or another woman, nevertheless Bill is gonna be an uncle wooh!!! 🥳

I'm gonna go in order (like from when they told him about the pregnancy to when the baby is born) pretty much.

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(let's pretend) Tom and the baby mama made a little box with a baby bodysuit that said "uncle Billy" and a pregnancy test to surprise him with.

when Bill opens the box he doesn't realize, but then he reads the bodysuit and sees the pregnancy test, and it hits him.

"aw you guys didn't have to get me anything!...what is this? uncle Billy?...WAIT!! WHAT??"

his jaw immediately hits the floor

he would hug his brother and tell him how much he deserves this child

he'd cry rivers and lakes from the joy 🥹

"I'm so happy for you guys, you truly deserve it!"

he's so excited!

he would obviously respect the (future) parents' privacy, but he won't shut up at the same time about how much he can't wait to meet this baby!

"i'm gonna be an uncle!!"

his dream is basically coming true

he would always ask to see the ultrasound pictures

very invested in the pregnancy~

my man's READY for this child 😭

he would take charge to organize the gender reveal himself

definitely team girl but mostly team healthy 🤓 (TELL ME WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME BYE)

he would jump and happy cry when the gender is revealed

"Tom! i remind you have a chance to name the baby after me!!"

would DEFINITELY buy all the cute baby clothes 🥹

"look how tiny this is!! I can't believe she will fit in this"

omg wait imagine a baby shopping spree with the baby mama (in-law goals 😩)

"come on it's too cute i can't just leave it here, it's got little strawberries!"

he would make a gift basket with all the essentials!

when he got the call from Tom telling him it's baby time he immediately JUMPED and ran to the hospital to support him in the waiting room

he would record everything

"hi baby! that's your dad in the waiting room and he's shitting his pants right now!!"

the first time he held her it was like love at first sight for him and obviously he didn't hold back tears 🎀

"she's tinyy oh my god how is that possible!?"

baby voice at it's FINEST

he's scared to be too loud so he's pretty much whispering the whole time

he wont stop congratulating the parents and telling them how cute and perfect she is!!

"my name is officially uncle Billy. I'm legally changing it"

He refers as a cool aunt more than uncle (this is a real fact btw! 🤭)

he would go home late after spending the entire day at the hospital

definitely spending the first week at Tom's house with their mom to help!

here's the uncle Billy headcanon I made some time ago if you want to check that out too! 🫶🏻🎀

[alicentsstark]

5-year-old Halo: Cry me a river! Maverick: Callie, I'm not loving this attitude Iceman: You seem a little mean, kid Halo: Sorry should I call you a Wambulance? Later that day...*Maverick and Iceman arguing over something* Slider: You guys are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a Wambulance? Callie: Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa!

[truly-sincerely]

Snakehead posting

I'm compiling shit for what MI6 actually, canonically knows about Yassen Gregorovich and I wanted to share some of the highlights from riffing with @akilah12902

Jones be like "remember after the Damian Cray incident when Alex said Gregorovich saved his life?" Cuz I don't think MI6 knows about Yassen's part in s3 at all

Just that he saved Alex's life on AF1 and then they found a gun with his prints on it next to a dead sniper who was aiming a gun at the entrance to their building

so in the second half of snakehead I'm gonna cut away to them periodically being like "we really need to figure out what the fuck is going on with this hitman who keeps showing up in really weird places"

Gonna have Smithers putting together an unhinged Yassen timeline

"once again we have no idea where Yassen Gregorovich is" (he's like two blocks away having lunch with Alex)

@akilah12902: [Smithers' is] totally the one who hypothesizes yassen and alex spent some time together at scorpia

At which point it devolved into:

Jones, later: Are you telling me that at some point in the last two years Yassen Gregorovich defected from Scorpia and started working for Alex Rider and that Alex Rider failed to mention this to us?Smithers: That certainly seems to be the case

MI6: alex Alex: hey I only just found out about this for certain like a week ago!! Jones: for certain? Alex: well maybe he kept me from getting sniped by nile and i didn't tell you BUT

Jones: You told me he didn't say anything to you on Air Force One Alex: He might've said a couple things. Just small talk, really.

Jones: alexxxxx Alex: in my defense you remember how much of a shithead blunt was being at the time? Jones: so you just didn't TELL US the assassin said— Alex, muttering: that he was friends with my dad and if I found the Widow I could get answers Jones: [screams a little]

Alex: It was just luck that Kyra happened to have already stolen Smithers' phone so we could look into it without tell you anything

Jones: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

Smithers: [giggling quietly]

Alex: but he really was! Friends with my dad, I mean, that's uh. Why he ditched on Invisible Sword. Julia was bragging about having had my dad killed and how she was gonna do the same to me and he... Walked Jones: [stress headache for a WEEK]

Smithers: That must've been when he started killing off Scorpia executives Alex: He did what? Smithers: Oh yes, he's killed off half the board Alex: Now it makes sense Jones: WHAT MAKES SENSE? Alex: Why he wanted to get embedded with Winston Yu so bad

Smithers, to Jones: it's like Kyra Vashenko-Chao, except… More. (jones having told alex she's not stable)

Tom, in the corner: He yassassinated them

Jones: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

Everyone else in unison: moral support

Smithers: also: yassassinated? Amazing. Spectacular. Absolutely going to see how many reports I can alter to use that instead

Kyra: It's only a yassassination if Yassen does it, otherwise it's a sparkling hit