#perkys buds

[wardback]

I made a thing

The jon matteson alignment chart

[chatterghosts]

doodles from my fave nightmare time episodes !!

[spar1axkilla]

yall r sleeping on perkys buds. like the “roll it, pack it, light it upppp” i get chills.

[ender-of-the-sender]

Okay, feel free to tell me I'm looking to hard into things because i probably am

This is Zeke the Nighthawk, Hatchetfield Highs beloved mascot.

And this is Ezekiel, elected leader of the checkered-tailed nighthawks and highly intelligent because of the good stuff

Is it just me or do they have a lot in common

•Nighthawks

•From Hatchetfield

•Anthropomorphic (in a way)

For gods sakes, they're both called Ezekiel

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

the kids might be alright,,, maybe

their families? not so much

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

honestly i think one of my favorite things about ziggs as a character is that, when you meet them, they kind of seem like they're gonna just be this chill stoner trope, which to an extent they are (cool, artsy hippie who makes jokes about tig ol' bitties), but also...,,,.,,,,., they're such a whiner

like in perky's buds they have a lot to very genuinely complain about, that whole situation sucks and no one could fault them for voicing that they're upset,,,.,. but...,,., thats not what they're doing nessecarily

they're whining

they're pouting, they're going '🥺🥺 emmmmaaaaa the nighthawks made me shit in front of them and puked in my mouuuuttthhh 🥺🥺' with the exact same intonation and distress as they're going '🥺🥺 but thats my greatful dead shirttttt🥺🥺' and '🥺🥺 i dont wanna go get my boss the farmhouse is so farrrrrrrr🥺🥺'

like hatchetfield has a lot of complainers/bitchers (emma herself is a master bitcher) but ziggs is an objectively whiny character and it's a heat im obsessed with and the whiner representation we need

[daisey14]

normalize making textposts out of random things your mutuals say

[teranobriss]

Ziggy: Oh hey, you're back early!

Emma: Field's haunted

Ziggy: What?

Emma: *grabbing gasoline and matches* Field's haunted

[rentumblsstuff]

NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

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AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

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NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

[fictionalheroine]

Grace Chasity appeared on four stories.

Out of those four stories, she saved the day FOUR TIMES.

Two of them (Abstinence Camp, NPMD) ended with Grace essentially taking over from the "bad guy" and imposing her will on everyone.

As for the other two, it is unknown what Grace did next. In Perky's Buds, she indirectly saved Emma and Ziggs by calling the cops and firefighters (off screen) not knowing that they were trapped by the fire. While Working Boys ended with the theater in chaos right after she shot Hidgens multiple times.

This is Grace's world, and we are all just living in it.

[howdoesabatbecomeaman]

[ghostface-knight]

ok jae is literally such an under appreciated member of starkid. they're so fucking funny in perky's buds and IMMEDIATELY made me like ziggs, even tho i was conflicted about them due to watcher world. and don't even get me started on kale and the way jae plays his utter despair and desperation at the end of the episode. ugh. they're just such a good actor

[yoshkerz-art]

thought this would fit kinda

ref under the cut vv

[starkidsdaily]

[leeleezee]

It’s Zeek the fighting nighthawk!!

And Ezekiel, the murderous telepathic nighthawk.

Is Zeek short for Ezekiel? Maybe. Maybe it’s just a coincidence. I want there to be a reason for this though

[crisstinah]

People have no idea how obsessed I am with this stupid fuckin bird

JUST LOOK AT HIM