#uncle bill

[starii-lins]

doodled some bill aus :3

uncle bill au: @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense

handyman bill: @handymanbill

mr bill pines: @honeqq

bill & mabel friendship au: @millenianthemums

[nerdnameddinkey]

here’s your sexyman tumblr! TAKE HIM

people on twitter REALLY LIKED him btw… 🫣

[4thefreaks]

whenever you fools draw human handyman or uncle bill, I ALWAYS imagine it’s Arin Hanson. this is a horrible thing

[thisispersonal]

what’s this? Billford fluff? why yes indeed! I thought it’d round out all the angst I’ve been posting. Technically I was thinking of the uncle bill au when I thought of this, wanted to capture the exact moment Bill gave up on his plans for world domination but honestly? Could also be set in the normal timeline idk.

[kisses4tom]

heyy i know you already did an "uncle Bill" hc but i was thinking about if you could make a "soon to be uncle" Bill hc pleaseee! 🙏🏻🎀❤️ ty if you do!

(sorry for my english but it's not my first language 🥲)

ᡣ𐭩 SOON TO BE UNCLE BILLY

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you're totally fine ml and OMG YES!! that's so cuteeee i'm so excited to write this HAHAH 😭🤭🫶🏻 i love writing fluff like these so I hope you like it 💕

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first of all let's pretend Tom is having a child 😻 and it's gonna be a girl because i can only see him with a little daughter i'm sorry 😭. Now it can either be with you or another woman, nevertheless Bill is gonna be an uncle wooh!!! 🥳

I'm gonna go in order (like from when they told him about the pregnancy to when the baby is born) pretty much.

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(let's pretend) Tom and the baby mama made a little box with a baby bodysuit that said "uncle Billy" and a pregnancy test to surprise him with.

when Bill opens the box he doesn't realize, but then he reads the bodysuit and sees the pregnancy test, and it hits him.

"aw you guys didn't have to get me anything!...what is this? uncle Billy?...WAIT!! WHAT??"

his jaw immediately hits the floor

he would hug his brother and tell him how much he deserves this child

he'd cry rivers and lakes from the joy 🥹

"I'm so happy for you guys, you truly deserve it!"

he's so excited!

he would obviously respect the (future) parents' privacy, but he won't shut up at the same time about how much he can't wait to meet this baby!

"i'm gonna be an uncle!!"

his dream is basically coming true

he would always ask to see the ultrasound pictures

very invested in the pregnancy~

my man's READY for this child 😭

he would take charge to organize the gender reveal himself

definitely team girl but mostly team healthy 🤓 (TELL ME WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME BYE)

he would jump and happy cry when the gender is revealed

"Tom! i remind you have a chance to name the baby after me!!"

would DEFINITELY buy all the cute baby clothes 🥹

"look how tiny this is!! I can't believe she will fit in this"

omg wait imagine a baby shopping spree with the baby mama (in-law goals 😩)

"come on it's too cute i can't just leave it here, it's got little strawberries!"

he would make a gift basket with all the essentials!

when he got the call from Tom telling him it's baby time he immediately JUMPED and ran to the hospital to support him in the waiting room

he would record everything

"hi baby! that's your dad in the waiting room and he's shitting his pants right now!!"

the first time he held her it was like love at first sight for him and obviously he didn't hold back tears 🎀

"she's tinyy oh my god how is that possible!?"

baby voice at it's FINEST

he's scared to be too loud so he's pretty much whispering the whole time

he wont stop congratulating the parents and telling them how cute and perfect she is!!

"my name is officially uncle Billy. I'm legally changing it"

He refers as a cool aunt more than uncle (this is a real fact btw! 🤭)

he would go home late after spending the entire day at the hospital

definitely spending the first week at Tom's house with their mom to help!

here's the uncle Billy headcanon I made some time ago if you want to check that out too! 🫶🏻🎀

[allthedevilishthingswedo]

- collage of the headcannon that Tyler is Jo’s nephew

Little Tyler definitely attempted to chase storms on a bike and a camcorder in hand 😏

[maksimuskku]

Bill sketches pt.2

And here’s this loser in prison— I mean, therapy, in handyman!AU and UncleBill!AU

[catzncoffee]

Sooooo I got back into Gravity Falls.....

[litteratured]

William S. Burroughs - Is Everybody In?

Writer William S. Burroughs reads poetry by Jim Morrison over music provided by The Doors on the track "Is Everybody In?"

[fnrrfygmschnish]

"Uncle Bill"

When I was a kid playing the original Super Mario Bros. with my dad for the first time, he'd sometimes jokingly call the Bullet Bills "Uncle Bills."

Eventually I must have asked him about that, and ended up finding out that "Uncle Bill" was a real person. I think technically he was not my uncle, but probably more like a great-uncle or something along those lines (Mom and Dad only ever called him "Uncle Bill," though.)

More recently, I found out a bit more about Uncle Bill from my mom. According to her, he was known to be a kinda grumpy and unpleasant guy who rarely ever smiled, but also really liked fishing and would go fishing (sometimes taking Dad along) very frequently.

So the idea popped into my head.

Draw a Bullet Bill as an old-timey (1950s-1970s or so) fisherman.

And here it is, finally… an Uncle Bill. 😂

[darktripz]

[hellhoundclown]

so glad to be fixated on this show again. 2017 me going craaazy

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[roundworm1111]

[godfatherofsol]

It's Got A Good Taste

[idontthinkimokaymentally]

Hello there "Uncle Bill" fans.