#uncle dan i'm so sorry

[lemons-pears]

jd i am so sorry i've figured out your backstory i'm so sorry i'm sorry

[grimdarling69]

Another de aged Dan and Ellie story or otherwise known as Crack

Pt 1 Pt2

If only Clark hadn't been busy tracking Luthor, he would have been able to save his nephew, his sons best friend.

Once again, Lex Luthor has sabotaged him. He didn't even need kryptonite to do it this time. After Lexs mental breakdown, he had apparently gone off the grid, and unsurprisingly, he wasn't able to hear anything from him. According to the snippets from Lexs staff he had apparently refused to answer to his name, started to hate it, and called his board a " bunch of idiotic bimbos who only appear to work so they could buy expensive cars and whores".

It's definitely a mental breakdown or a possession. Lex doing something to damage his image? Unheard of. Possession didn't seem likely. What kind of person posseses a ceo just to insult his board and completely change their personality? They'd be immediately noticed.

He had been investigating Lex's disappearance for the past month and a half and had only succeeded in not being around to stop his nephew from committing suicide.

Bruce had called out for him, but being halfway across the world he couldn't make it in time, and consequently Damian made it over the bridge and he had been searching for his body for the past 3 hours and he still couldn't find him.

He had never seen Dick so shaken before. Jason had barely been able to stop him from following his brother over the bridge. After he arrived on the scene, Jason started to take his brother home.

"Find his body." He had told him before turning and wrangling Dick onto his own bike

"Stop, Jay. I have to find him. Please... Uncle Clark, please. You have to bring him home. I have to... " He could hear Dick plead with them the whole way back to the cave.

He could only bring their bikes home.

They had now all retired to the cave. He was ignoring Alfred calling Steph and Cass in the other room. Ignoring their desperate denials and begging to be told it was just a cruel prank. Ignoring Dick's full body sobs into Jason's arms, shaking them both. Ignoring Bruce's absent look and ignoring how similar Bruce and Jason's grief was.

Tim, luckily, hadn't broken his leg like what they originally had thought, only popped his knee out at such an angle it looked like it. Alfred had already reset it and listed his usual recovery despite Tim not even pretending to listen to it this time. Duke had already helped him upstairs, eyes red and swollen.

Finally the the tense silence came to an end.

"Did you find anything?" Bruce, one of his oldest and closest friends, asked, his voice calm and steady, his heart unwavering as ever but he knew better.

"I'm sorry."

"Search again."

Just as he was about to fly out again, the elevator opened.

"I found this in Damian's room." Tim hurriedly spoke he was already rushing past him on his crutches to the evidence processing, not even explaining what "this" even is.

"Tim. Explain." Bruce rushing and limped past him following quickly.

Like father, like son.

"What is it?" He turned to look at Dick, he had tear stains but his eyes were dryer his mouth was set in a firm line but he was leaning heavily on his younger brother.

"Tim found something." He responded quietly, and he continued on following his friend.

They sat silently together while Tim and Bruce worked together without speaking like a well-oiled machine firm in it's objective.

He'd say Jason was as still as a corpse with his eyes glazed over unseeing, but that observation was far from appropriate,considering everything.

99% Match found. Partial fingerprints detected unknown. The computer had finally accounted after 15 minutes of silence.

He and Jason waited for Bruce and Tim to tell them instead of jumping like Dick did to get the first look. He doubted Jason could get up, Jason was strong so strong, but he was still so young.

They all were.

Especially Damian, despite all his headstrong confidence and borderline arrogance, he will still only fourteen.

Only fourteen years old and dead by suicide.

He still needed to tell Jon he was buying time by the well-timed expedition of him and Kon already off planet and galaxy on whatever Kon called "brotherly bonding with a little bit of interplanetary fighting and toppling monarchies splashed in and maybe we'll catch a movie on the way home" they had joined some green lanterns to help rescue some new green lanterns who got in between a revolution on accident. He remembers researching for days before letting Jon go, but even just the name of the planet now escapes him.

It all seemed so trivial now.

He had seen what became of Dick and Bruce when Jason had died when Dick had been off-planet, and Bruce hadn't reached out to tell him. He just hoped Jon could forgive him.

"Clark. Where is Lex Luthor." Bruce demanded turning to finally look him in the eyes.

"I'm not sure. Lex went underground a month and half ago. Why? What does he have to do with this?" Clark asked carefully. He had to be careful not to set Bruce off.

" AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME? Bruce's voice rose exponentially.

Too late, he couldn't help but think.

"His fingerprints are all over this goddamn envelope. Whatever was inside made Damian kill himself, and you're asking what does it matter!"

"How do we know?" Dick spoke softly, his eyes still glued to the results.

Everybody turned at the same time. Jason's head snapping so fast he winced.

"Know... Know what?" Tim asks him just as softly.

" How do we know Damian is.. is dead?" He spoke again, looking up to glance at them all.

" I know Damian. He's my.. my...He wouldn't just kill himself. He couldn't have. He showed no signs of ever even contemplating it. Not even... Damian would have told me.. Would have trusted me to help him. Lex must have taken him or.. or somehow lured him away." Dick spoke hurriedly or desperate but still completely convinced.

"Chum.."

"FUCK!" Jason exclaimed standing up and kicking his chair sending into the wall hard enough to crack the plastic. His hands shook like they were itching to wrap around someone's throat. They twitched and he ran his hands through his hair, his eyes were greener than ever and glowed so strong there seemed to be a small headlight in front of him almost.

"He could be out there being tortured or worse! And we are just sitting here twiddling our thumbs like FUCKING BABIES!" His voice grew louder and louder until he was screaming into their faces.

"Jaylad-" Bruce started just by hearing that name he knew whatever Bruce was going to say was going to be the complete wrong thing.

"We are going to find him. No matter what it takes. I never gave up on Bruce, and i can't give up in my baby brother either." Tim spoke up, his voice unwavering his heartbeat never stuttering, not even once.

He risked a glance at Bruce. His old friends face was softer, looking at his sons, but his frown was determined, and he tilted his head in the way he always did when he wasn't going to give up.

They were going to bring him home. They just had too.

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Crack

Boy, was Damian glad about this storm. He quickly realized that he couldn't use more than one of his powers at one time. He was able to make it to the coordinates of the apparent luxurious island Vlad was hiding out on.

He was expecting actual underground, not just some shell company bought island decked in lead and man-made waterfall galore.

He was absolutely soaking wet and shivering by the time he crashed onto the island. The storm just kept on thundering down on him, plastering his clothes and hair to his face in clumps. He better not get sick from this.

Cold fog escaped his throat, and he shivered even more.

"Daniel! Is that really you?" Lex fucking Luthor called out after he'd been laying exhausted and chilled to the bone in the grimy muddy sand for a few minutes.

"Hey, fruitloop." Was the first and last thing that he said before promptly passing out.

[flamingpudding]

I'm back with a part 4 if you want to do it it's kind of more of a crack write I just need Klarion trying to explain the family tree

But not explaining how he was made at all So Young Justice and the Justice League are now convinced that a the Ghost King was a teenage parent who is now 27 years old and just passed college with a degree in astronomy and machinery

Klarion's other parent is a a crazy fruit loop 64 year old millionaire who went to college with Klarion's Mom parents who had an emotionally unhealthy obsession with his mom's mother and then it passed on to his mom.

And he has an older sister who is technicality a clone of his mom but also has the bastards DNA so fundamentally making Ellie Vlad Master and Mom's first born kid but there's six other siblings that Klarion had that died back a while back but Mom got granddad who's apparently the time lord AKA Cronos which is a whole another long story to go back in time and save those kids get them fixed up and now Klarion technicality has seven older siblings which all do their own things

And then he starts mentioning his uncle who is a 9 ft yeti his technicality auntie who is a medieval ghost princess who can turn into a dragon his auntie Pandora and his his grandfather cronos

My names for the six other clone children are Donald (he/him), Cecelia (they/she), Bartholomew(Them/They), Kyle AKA Bite(He/It), Brutus(He/They), and then there's Danna (She/Her) who actually really like the name Dan and asked Klarion if could have it when Klarion changed his name

Sorry if this is a little bit too much I've just really been thinking about au for this after the last part you made I hope this helps you with your writing or at least makes you laugh but I really love the idea of Danny's AKA somewhat clone children and finding their own personalities and and fighting themselves out of just being failed clone of their mom also I love the idea of Danny going back in time to save the rest of the clone kids cuz now he's a mature adult who wants to save their lives and wants them to grow into their own people.

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I probably did way to much research into all the fandoms I am in to see what I could tie into this... And yet this feels shorter than it should but I also currently lack the time to add more. But for now I hope this will be satisfactorily.

Also this family tree idea especially the part of saving the melted clones. LOVE IT!

So even though it took me a while! here is Part 4 you inspired! Thanks so much for the ask!

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"Dude, you are making us only curious!" Impulse spoke up as he sat down next to Klarion who had his head in his hands. "Like you and your mom can't just drop your family lore like that!"

The witch boy on the other hand looked up with narrowed eyes at the speedster. "What lore?"

"Let's see, the part that apparently a Vlad tried to kill your Grandpa to make friends several time. That your mom is 'ghost' adopted by the lord of time Cronos and Pandora, which makes us family too by the way, and that you have a sister that apparently is even crazier than what we got to know of your family so far." Wonder Girl counted off her fingers next to him grinning as she mentioned the part of probably being a part of his 'crazy' family too. Which hell yea, that sounded like a lot of fun to be explored she would have to talk with Wonder Woman about that as soon as possible.

"Also..." Red Robin added as he flipped through the photo album that apparently no one remembered he had. He was turning it around and pointed at a particular photo with a wild bunch of people in it that varied between more human and well... less humanoid people. One of them definitely was a Yeti and there was also what looked like living armor as well as Teekly (they knew that demon cat at least), a giant green dog and for some reasons there was a green aggressive looking Octopus in the background too. "...how are you related to a Yeti?"

"Hey that man there and those other teens in the picture actually have some resembles with you! Do you have older brothers too?" Superboy additionally asked as he moved around Red Robin to see the photo better pointing at a man that appeared to be in this late twenties, blue eyed, black haired and a little on the buffer side. If he didn't know any better and the fact that he should keep his mouth shut about their actual identities he would have jokingly asked Red Robin if his family would like to add more kids considering Klarions family apparently had a bunch of black haired blue eyed members too, judging by the photo at least.

"What are you talking about. That man is my mom and yes the others are actually my older brothers and that Yeti is uncle Frostbite who also happens to be the best medic in the Infinite Realms" The four teen heroes looked stunned at the picture and then back at the Ghost King that was smiling at them, still seated by the dinner table with their mentors. Who by the way were now perking up at the change of topic and the information they could gain with it, well Wonder Woman was more interested in the apparently extended family she had.

"Oh I remember we took this photo last year, it was such a hassle to get everyone into one place with them all being busy doing their own things." Danny mused for a moment, remembering fondly how he had to literally drag some of the kids home through a portal.

"It was more annoying than anything too since I was declared to be the youngest...." Klarion muttered also remembering that day not as fondly as his mother.

"Wait, wait, wait! That is a picture of your family? I need an explanation buddy!" Impulse cut in without shame, quickly removing the picture from the photo album to get a better look at it before holding it out to Klarion so he could explain all the individuals. "Plus why does your mom look soooo.... human?"

The witch boy on the other hand stared at him for a couple of seconds before looking over towards his mother as if waiting for something. After a moment the teen heroes as well as their mentors saw Danny nod with a little smile. "This dimension doesn't have the GIW so its fine, the Justice League Dark won't be a problem either, right?." Constantine flinched at the smile the Ghost King was giving him, muttering something under his breath as he had hoped his presence had been forgotten.

"Since mom is giving his okay...." Klarion mutter sitting crosslegged on the ground as he snatched the photo album from Red Robin and flipped through it. "Lets start with the easiest stuff to explain."

Danny chuckled noticing that not only the teen heroes but their mentors as well showed an interest. He choose to stay quiet letting the adults listen in on the kids, and if things went bad he would just ask Clockwork if they could revert time back to this moment and he would change his nod of permission to a shake of denial.

"Okay first of, this is my mom and his sister Jasmine, this is Danielle my older sister and that hulk with flaming white hair and blueish skin is me. That was before I got deaged because of destabilising." Klarion explained flipping to a photo of him, Danny, Jazz and Danielle. "Mom was around fifteen, Aunt Jazz about seventeen and Ellie should have been about a year old but she was aged up to twelve. They look human in this one because well they are. Mom was originally human and became what you call in this dimension a Meta through an accident."

"Wait... that would mean your mom... How could he have two kids at that age of fourteen? You look like an adult and your sister was aged up?" Wonder Girl couldn't help but ask as she looked from the photo and back to Danny at the dinner table again.

"That's cause Vlad was a fu-"

"Language Klarion!"

"Vlad was a fruitloop. That photo was taken shortly after Vlad and I sort of redeemed our selfs. Plus, mom didn't really have my sister and me willingly.... we were kind of forced upon him in a way." Klarion explained shrugging. "Old Man Vlad had an obsession with his mom that then turned on mom, which resulted in my oldest sister Danielle first. Actually, a lot of my elder siblings resulted from that, but they didn't survive it the first time, Mom got Old Man Clocks help to save them once he got used to being the Ghost King. I got added to the mix shortly after my sister, but... i wasn't in the best state of mind at first, kind of went through a redemption phase in which mom had to fix the timeline of our original home dimension, too."

Danny chuckled again at the disturbed looks the teens were giving his son as well as the looks their mentors sent him. He probably should correct Klarion's wording... but being one of the gremlins of his family he just smiled on, not commenting. He really understands now why Pops Clockwork liked watching the chaos he used to cause as teen, and still sometimes causes as adult.

"Klarion... how old is this Old Man Vlad?" Red Robin asked grimacing as his eyes under the mask flicked up to the Ghost King and then back to the witch boy both seemingly unbothered by the disturbing information they were sharing.

"In human years... probably around 67? You stop counting age at some point if your a halfa." Klarion shrugged, not noticing the grimaces of the teens around him. "Anyway, Ellie is sort of the first born. I came in after that, with my core being a mix of Mom and Vlad. Not DNA wise though since I came to be because of their ghost cores. That's why I look like that in this photo. Though human DNA wise I am probably now mostly Moms, we never bothered to ask the old man."

Danny muffled another chuckle, coughing as Superman sent him an incredulous look of shook while he felt Batmans burning gaze on him.

"You... mentioned more siblings?" Red Robin asked carefully sharing a look with his team, feeling like there was a whole lot of trauma in Klarions family he wasn't sure they should address or not. So asking after his siblings was probably, hopefully the safest option. They didn't know that while there was trauma in the witch boy's family it was not the kind they were imagining.

"Yea I got a bunch more brothers, Vlad was a evil crazy fuitloop, before he redeemed himself. They all kind of melted in one timeline but mom and Grandpa Clock found a way to save them." Klarion nodded flipping to another photo containing him, as he looked now, and all his siblings.

"So, Ellie you know about already. The one with the sunglasses and died hair is Bartholomew, second oldest. They made themselves a home in other dimension, barely at home cause he has to much fun messing with something called a 'Starstream' by being a 'Constellation' and throwing gold coins at 'Incarnations'. Don't ask me what that means, I barely pay attention when he gushes about his favorit 'Incarnation'. They spent like all their money and pocket money there. Aunt Jazz thinks he might develop a gambling addiction if we don't stop his spendings." The teen heroes eyed the teen that looked like a young adult grinning in the photo as the witch boy pointed at the one next to them. "The one with the vile is my elder brother Bite, most responsible one of this bunch. Mom even allowed him to take care of a couple of dimensions by taking the role of being their God of Death. I think he messed them up more than helped but he is doing a somewhat good job, even if he is sort of obsessed with making some red head his saint or something..."

"One of your sibs is a God?" Impulse gabbed and Klarion just blinked at him with a shrug. "My Grandfather is the ruler of Time, your point is? Wonder Girl is also related to a God of your dimension."

"Never mind him, moving on." A yelp resounded as Superboy pushed Impulse head down leaning in more to see the photo better. "You got one emo looking brother there!"

"Oh that's Yamikumo, he is like a year or two older than me right now, in human years. He barely got any of mom's powers so he choose to try to life a somewhat normal life but weirdly enough he choose a dimension that is ruled by people who have powers and abilities, you know like the Meta Humans of this dimension. Now that I think about it, he is also the only one who actually is studying on how to be a Hero."

"Do you end up fighting with him if he studies to be a hero?" Wonder Girl whisper asked him with a quick glance towards their mentors, to which Klarion shook his head. "As long as we leave the dimensions one of us choose to live in alone we usually don't fight about stuff like that, aside from the usual sibling fights that is. Then again I do have some siblings that like to make bets like who is better at ruling as demon lord, or who can safe a dying timeline quicker."

Danny chuckled again as he watched the kids, Klarion had definitely caused some misunderstandings with his wording. Then again it wasn't like Klarion said anything that wasn't true, but then again his son loved chaos. So there was a suspicion that Klarion intentionally choose the way he worded the explanation about how he and Ellie came to be as well as the rest of siblings.

"So....." Superman slowly started wondering how he should bring up the topic. "...you became a mom at 14?"

"Say Danny is there a way for me to meet this Vlad? You know since we are family." Wonder Woman also asked smiling in a certain way that reminded Danny of Valerie when she was mad but didn't want to show right away how mad she was, to which the Ghost King on reflex could do nothing but gulp for a moment. Not noticing that a green post it note appeared on the table before him.

[bebebelll]

does anyone know her dad? daniel ricciardo smau (part 2)

pairing: daniel ricciardo x toto's secret daugther!reader / daniel ricciardo x schumacher & wolff!reader warning: mention of slutshaming note: part one here, part three here, part four here

ynquads never drinking or letting 20+ men into my 2-bedroom place ever again. also yes danny slept on the floor but brought great wine.

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maxverstappen1 who threw up in the hallway? because someone threw up on seven pairs of shoes

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ynquads lando stole the sofa, alex slept in the armchair, charles and max were passed out in the tub AND pierre, carlos and yuki were in the bed. i did not have other options at 5 am danielricciardo you shouldve come next to me. we could have cuddled ynquads baby i am literally in your arms right now danielricciardo and i want you with me all the time

username if austin has the whole grid + like four of the old guys get passed out drunk in one small apartment, i cannot wait to see what las vegas does to these men

danielricciardo love you and also am so scared of your dad. we won't need his permission to marry someday right?

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ynquads so...you know how the world of motorsports is super small? you grow up with half the formula 1 grid and idolise the other half. sometimes you grow up being mortal enemies and you both get into f1. sometimes you win the title because your teammate dies. sometimes a 27-years-old toto wolff hooks up with michael schumacher's sister katarina. anyway! Lass uns diese Woche zum Essen gehen, Papa! Viel Glück für Onkel Lewis und George! (let's go out to dinner this week, dad! best of luck to uncle lewis and george!)

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susie_wolff your dad appreciates the first photo a lot! he didn't love the third though

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username yn is 50% schumacher + 50% wolff and daniel 8 wins. imagine the kids they'll get

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DP&W

(how I picture the characters)

Deadclaw’s Adoption Agency- Wade and Logan end up adopting an army of misfits and create a home for those without one.

Meeting the Uncle- What happens when Laura runs into Sabretooth in the void?

What Comes Around Goes Around- The X-Men don't know how to feel about this new logan and have some horrible realizations about their own

Bloodline Spite- Laura doesn't like the X-men because of how they treated Logan

The Spider and The Mini Wolverine- Peter befriends Laura and the Avengers are in for a shock

Past Ghosts- Steve meets a man he thought long dead

COD

(Not a fic but the Captain MacTavish essay also characterization)

The Family Reunion- What if Soap's cousin saw him again after years of no contact?

An Outsiders Thoughts- What do others see when observing Soap and Ghost

The Uncle- What if Joseph didn't die and Ghost gets to be an uncle

Comfort- Soap gets overstimulated and Ghost helps comfort him

The Loaned Sergeant- Since Soap is so used to Ghost as his LT how would he work with another Lieutenant?

The Old Team- What happens when Soap meets his old team?

Soap and MacTavish- What if Soap meets Captain MacTavish?

Time Kept Ticking- Soap's Family thinks he's dead, but he comes knocking on their door how will they react?

Your a CAPTAIN?!- What if the original 141 were canon in the same universe as their reboot counterparts and Soap with Ghost were using the task force as a cover for their own team?

Don't Dish Out What You Can't Take- Soap and Ghost have a badass kid

Hunger- Ghost is a wendigo because it fits so well!!

The BAU Meet SoapGhost- The BAU deal with John 'Soap' MacTavish and Simon 'Ghost' Riley

The Prince & his Knight- Soap is a prince Ghost is a knight what will happen when Soap I told to court someone?

I haven't Talked to You Since last Year- Simon keeps making jokes and Soap is NOT having it

The Mistake- What if after Roba Tommy kicks Simon out?

Favored by the Crows- Ghost gains an army of crows

Task Force Try Playing Games With Civilians- The 141 play laser tag and paintball with some civilians

What People Around and On Base See- MORE POVS ON YOUR FAVORITE IDIOTS

Alone Time Interrupted by Your Team- Captain MacTavish is rudely interrupted by his team during his not so alone alone time

Cowboy Dan- Cowboy Dan is so Ghost-coded I needed to write a fic so decided to make it sad and about Soap becoming Ghost after Ghost died.

A Little Help- Ghost helps preen Soap's wings

A Little Pick-Me-Up With Company- Soap offers fresh blood to Ghost so they can escape a sticky situation while Price is an unwitting watcher

Jailbirds- Soap and Ghost get arrested on a mission gone wrong

A Preventable Fate- 09 Angst regarding Price not being a good person

What is With Those Two?- Model Ghost and Football player Soap are following each other on social media and the fans just realized

Feeding Your God- 09 Ghost as a lore accurate wendigo (Azilver wrote a story based off of this go read it! Also it has fanart that also works for my fic)

Accidental Mate Acquisition- Seal Mer Soap sees Ghost as his mate what will they do?

The Captain Blowing Off Steam- The Captain has his way with Riley who is just happy to be there

Mama Bear- Mama bear Beth

What do you need?- The Captain has visitors while having his way with Riley

Matching Smiles- Soap has a Glasgow smile

How Did This Snowball so Bad?! - Soap and Ghost experience their first heat/rut together

Relief- Soap with swollen balls needing relief and Ghost offering to help.

Wisper From the Woods - Wendigo Roach activities including but not limited to eating Graves

Mending of Broken Souls - Past meet their future selves (part of this event I hosted)

Love Bites- Vampire Riley getting less traumatized with some TLC from his Captain

Team Bonding- Team bonding over how the 141 imagine Captain MacTavish is like in bed and how badly everyone wants him.

MacTavish and Riley Take on the Apocalypse- Wendi!Verse meets TWD and interacts with the termites (also another small snippet for nine lives)

Feed Your Local Vampire they get Hangry- Vampire MacTavish and willing blood bag Riley

FNAF

Empire of dirt- Ever wanted to know what others in Hurricane thought of the Aftons well wonder no longer!

The Ghost & The Bear- Freddy's POV on a ghost Michael

Final Encore- What would happen if Michael met the crew in Security Breach

[blossoms-phan]

Hi! I am a X escapee relatively recent Dan & Phil returnee who loves your posts, you seem so reasonable. I have just been given what felt like a 90 min presentation detailing how my innocent assumption that Dan and Phil were anything other than platonic housemates was incorrect and offensive.

The lecture i was given included every reference that highlighted, amongst other things: their "obvious" separate bedrooms, bathrooms, towels, angles of items shown in bedrooms, closets, mentions of wanting to go out and meet other men, lack of real concern (X words, not mine) at each others medical emergencies and every use of bro and friend that they have said post hiatus. It was very detailed, they were very insistent and I was very apologetic. I decided to flee the X hostility and head back to tumblr, but here everyone appears to think they are together. So now I am confused and don't want to offend a whole new group of people.

I think what set the X people off was i said "partner" as I was under the, I now know, incorrect impression that they went public years ago. Oops. Don't trust the internet is what I have learned from this. I thought all this drama would have died out long ago, but I assume this is a topic to stay far away from still? Thanks

hi anon! first of all, thank you for saying that (still can’t believe I’ve garnered enough attention on here that people specifically like my posts!), I really appreciate it. second of all imma be so real with you I am a person that still primarily refers to “X” as twitter bc I refuse to get with the times so this greatly confused me until I realized there was only one possible platform with those kind of people you could be talking about. i’m sorry you endured that exhausting sounding lecture and welcome you to phannie tumblr with open arms 🫶

i am here to gently reassure you that you can take what dnp say and do and show and form your own opinions about it, don’t let anyone tell you you’re right or wrong for drawing conclusions or making assumptions. however I will also be so bold and tell you why that individual is so blatantly wrong and maybe clear some of your confusion.

first of all, i think dnp would refer to themselves as anything but "platonic housemates." it all comes back to this but i dare someone to look me in the eyes and be so fr when saying that just because they've never stated in words "we're dating/boyfriends/partners etc" the simple fact that they share a mortgage on a "forever home" together, (according to them) spend literally all their time together, are partners in work/life/play (vacations), share families (dan being uncle to phil's niece) implies anything other than them being life partners. i'd also like to draw attention back to possibly the most blatantly open statement either of them has made about the nature of their relationship, in dan's video titled "basically i'm gay" where he describes them as "actual soulmates" and more. there are lots of people who have been discussing/answering posts about the concept of a "hard launch" recently which i could direct you to and i am of the mind that there's nothing wrong with conceptualizing the idea of a hard launch or them being more open to sharing details of their romantic relationship to an extent, but BIG is the most profound public statement of the nature of their relationship and, in my humble opinion, "the" hard launch as dan QUITE LITERALLY says "more than just romantic" and goes on to say he and phil are private people and that that's all he will say of it for now (keep in mind it's been 5 years since this statement- still relevant but minds can change, specifically theirs in terms of what they feel more comfortable and open sharing in a post-comeback world)

now moving on to the "references" you mentioned. again, highlighting literally any of this as "proof" that they are just friends or whatever is utterly ridiculous but i'll still go through it for funsies. i'd like to challenge this person that claims they have "obvious" seperate bedrooms by saying... what is so obvious about it?? dnp are highly aware that whatever they share with us will be analyzed or viewed under a microscope, so obviously they've carefully chosen which parts of the phouse to show us and they're not going to be like oh yeah this is OUR bedroom where we sleep TOGETHER every night. now i'm aware that yes, the "black" bedroom with dan's closet is more obviously a dan room that has been claimed as "his" bedroom. can't find it to link rn but they have posted a photo of the shelf of that room and while it is mostly dan stuff on the shelves, there was also a photo of phil's family and some of phil's books and items on the shelves. storage? sure, but if someone wants to claim that makes it so obviously dan's room then i can say that having phil's stuff in there could also point to them sharing the space. the room that phil films amazingphil videos in has been called a guest room/bed by them both, and in terms of rooms we've seen that just leaves the green room. imho everything points towards this being another guest room/possibly a room for family specifically to stay when they come- iirc nothing has been said to claim this as phil's room other than the fact that there is a painting by his dad and he occasionally films in there. i'm not going to pretend to know the ins and outs of their sleeping arrangements, but i think for two adults that own a huge house together and spend a lot of time together and have a lot of their own things it's perfectly reasonable to have "separate" bedrooms, multiple bathrooms/their own towels (?? i don't get this one i assume they're referring to the part of the golden pig video but like. obviously they have their own towels wtf lmao) and utter those things more on camera and then sleep together/share spaces in their own time.

once again, dan and phil know what they're doing. they are in control of what they show and share. calling each other "bro" and "friend" is an intentional choice and very much second nature at this point after doing it on camera for years. also it's not wrong or implies that they aren't romantic- i am of the opinion that they are friends first and they know that too. however, in a post-hiatus/comeback world, it almost feels pointed at this point. like a joke. a wink wink, nudge nudge, look-to-camera "we know you know" thing that they're keeping going just because they can.

in terms of the "going out and meeting other men" bit i assume they refer to jokes made by dan in the wad era? again, i'm not going to dive deep into this but dan is a comedian and post-coming out, wad and those other shows were the first time in his life he was able to be openly, unapologetically gay and himself and i think he was allowed to make a few grindr jokes for the fun of it. if dan values privacy in terms of his personal life, i highly doubt he would go around telling everyone he was hooking up with dudes- these are jokes plain and simple. but if you're interested @freckliedan has a wonderful post about dnp and the concept of monogamy/them sleeping with other people that i don't entirely disagree with and that is worded much better than i ever could so. i'd also like to talk to this person bc in what fucking world have they EVER shown a "lack of concern" at each others medical emergencies????? this is possibly the most baffling claim out of all of these to me. dan could not have made it more clear how scared/worried/traumatized he was by phil literally almost dying recently, and there have been more instances than i can count of him just being there for phil during all of his more recent health issues/scares. if this is referring to the eye incident, again i'm not going to pretend i know all the ins and outs of their relationship bc i don't- we know what they tell us. literally everything about this they said in a joking way, i don't know why people got their panties in a bunch- phil sending dan alone doesn't mean he doesn't care about him or anything, i honestly don't think he wouldn't have been much help going and i think they both kind of knew this, they were just playing it up to be a funny anecdote because they're entertainers. it's what they do. they've been making stories out of their lives for 15 years.

this is getting far too long and rambley as i don't know how to rein in my yapping when responding to asks but. i promise you're fine. discussing their relationship isn't "drama" or some forbidden thing, it happens on here a lot actually. except you will find most people on here use critical thinking and what dan and phil knowingly share with us, as adults with brains, to draw conclusions about their relationship based on everything from the way they look at each other to the little ways they tell us they care about and love each other bc they do. and that's not something they shy from now. come join us! don't let people tell you you're wrong for thinking they're partners bc in the nicest way possible, they literally are (if you want to sugarcoat it and say life partners instead of romantic go ahead bc they've literally described themselves as companions through life which is a more poetic way of saying partners imo) and respectfully anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial at this point

[agendabymooner]

here comes the sun ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member!ofc)

“little darling, the smile’s returning to their faces.”

summary: daniel and their fans (altogether) made sure that lorelei ‘lester’ ricciardo’s weeks of return in both the paddock and stage are bearable as their son, beau, made his presence known to the public a year after being born.

OR lester continues to prove that she'll always be with the tifosi first and be a red bull driver's wife after.

content warning: dad!daniel x mom!ofc content, red bull and ferrari admins being themselves (again), baby ric/little parmesan’s paddock debut, fluff fluff fluff, grid uncles and måneskin uncles, arthur leclerc being a piece of shit on twitter but i love him or sumn like that

note: i’m back from a lecture mwehehehe. check out the prequel for the rush series, own my mind!! enjoy xx

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tagged loricciardo, maneskinofficial, _thomasraggi, ethaneskin, ykaaar

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user1 MOOOOOMMY 😍🥵

user2 do y'all ever wonder if charles had a crush on her?

user3 where did that even come from?

user2 idk he's been listening to them for as long as he knew them lmfaooooo it's just a question

user4 drivers in the attendance were charles, lando, max and pierre (with danny ofc) btw

user5 oh bless 🙏

charles_leclerc watching the concert was one thing but to experience it firsthand with the little parmesan was incredibly priceless liked by danielricciardo

landonorris in the end, little par is THE VIBE. no exceptions liked by danielricciardo

oscarpiastri saw little par kick a football in monza 👌 he can still make it to the socceroos team liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo he's bout to be australia's pride

colabebe you're half italian, danny. if you're half and lester's full, bambino beau is 3/4 😽

oscarpiastri i refuse to accept these ideals, cola. i'm sorry. once an aussie, always an aussie

scuderiaferrari she's so back, welcome her 😭😍

redbullracing she is the moment your honour 🤭

ykaaar nice to see you again dan! not that i don't see your insufferable ass every other week 🤔 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo you're making me really sad with these claims, damiano 🥲

ykaaar do u want me to kiss it better 🤕

loricciardo omg my biggest fans 🥺 liked by danielricciardo

loricciardo i love you and the little bear soooo much 🥰 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo my favourite musician 🤩

tagged loricciardo

liked by charles_leclerc, lewishamilton, maxverstappen1

landonorris slee🅱️y boys liked by danielricciardo

colabebe LOOK AT MY LITTLE NEPHEW !!!! beau beaaaaar!!! 🐻 liked by danielricciardo

nora_alessandro such handsome boys!!! 😍 liked by danielricciardo

georgerussell63 excuse me, ma'am? 🤨

danielricciardo go back to your tea, my dear brother-in-law georgerussell63

georgerussell63 🙄

user1 DADDY RIC!!!!

maxverstappen1 daddy ric ^^ liked by danielricciardo

user2 this is the kind of shit that we do NOT say aloud alright max 😭

user3 us maxiel enjoyers cannot take it 🥲 stop keeping our hopes up

oscarpiastri me and colabebe would babysit him if you'd allow it 🙌

landonorris i think you and i would have to talk about the babysitting privileges first, oscar.

user4 THE PERIOD IN THE END IM-

user5 bro really said "watch yo mouth" 😭

lewishamilton it wouldn't be a surprise if beau's just as energetic as you are 🤣 liked by danielricciardo

ethaneskin the next time i see him, i will spoil the f out of him 🤧 liked by danielricciardo

_thomasraggi uncle tommy's otw to get him everything he wants 😍 liked by danielricciardo

ykaaar he is so uncle dami-coded 😊 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo he doesn't look like you but ok 🙄

ykaaar just wait.

loricciardo my loveeeeees 😩😍 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo is it bad that i'm trying to outdo the little bear when it comes to your love? 🤔

loricciardo you will not need to try that hard, mio tasso. beau will always have the first place in my heart. you're a close second though 😽

danielricciardo aw it's all good, i guess. he is number one in mine too 🥰

loricciardo i'm glad we can come to an agreement then, my love 🤝

danielricciardo 🤝

[hailsatanacab]

Damn it, #1 was sniped. Okay okay, I'll pick #2, that's my runner-up, lmao

I was so close to posting your last ask, I'm glad you got this in before I did!!

woof, okay, so I wasn't lying when I said that this is the most self-indulgent fic I could come up with - I was in the mood for some good self-care and unfortunately for my blorbos that means putting someone in the torture machine 😬

(oh no I just opened the doc and it turns out that, while this premise has been rotating in my mind like a rotisserie chicken for the past several months, I haven't actually written anything for it other than a brief outline, that's so disappointing, I'm so sorry)

(this is lowkey what spawned the family dinners post! so I guess that's where my writing for this went 🙄😒)

so in lieu of a snippet, here's a little summary instead:

After an accidental reveal, Jack and Maddie decide that they love their son—but they can’t accept his ghost side. So, they enlist the help of their all-too-eager friend Vlad and sign over Danny’s guardianship on the terms that he takes Danny far away so that the GIW never find him (because while they want to dissect all the ghosts, they just can’t bring themselves to do it to their son). Danny tries his best to persuade his parents to send him to his Uncle Constantine instead, but is forced to agree when things start to get heated. He’s not happy, no one’s happy… except Vlad, really.

But, since this is a post-Future Dan fic, Danny knows a few of the JL's identities - Batman being one of them. Vlad is pretty easily persuaded to move to Gotham with Danny and Danny puts his "befriend the Waynes and somehow use them to get Constantine's number because dear Ancient's he needs to hide somewhere from Vlad and the House seems like the best bet" plan into action!

Things do not go smoothly at all.

[spilledcoffeeonthefloor]

a lot of months into their relationship, which Andrew didn't admit they were in one,

he asked Neil to stop whatever this was between them.

Andrew didn't want to be something for Neil to fix. cause he knew it wasn't possible. he just didn't want Neil to break in the process of fixing Andrew.he wanted to make Neil leave, before Neil decides to leave himself. he told him he shouldn't settle for the first person he's attract to, he should explore his sexuality and maybe he'll even find out he's into girls.

Andrew had expected Neil's protest, cause he is Neil and that's what he always do,

what he didn't expect was a fight. a fucking fight.

he didn't expect Neil be so sure of what he wants and raise a fucking hell

" i don't know why the fuck do you think i will do something i don't want to."

"yeah because every decision you've made so far was a win. don't be fucking stupid."

"oh huh no no no Andrew 𝘺𝘰𝘶 don't be fucking stupid. you're literally pushing me away cause you think i don't know what I'm doing??"

"yes."

"well, fuck you for doing what you don't want to."

"here he goes, still doesn't give a shit about what he wants."

"this is what i want."

" you don't know that cause you never had the chance to want anything else."

" i do now and i choose this"

"there is no this to choose, that's the problem."

the second thing Andrew wasn't expecting, was Neil's childish, childish, so childish behavior, after they settled for a conclusion that Neil needs to figure his shit out and fuck around.

well, it was Andrew's conclusion, which Neil saw as a challenge and decided to make a hell out of it.

so the next day, when Neil injured his ankle in the practice but insisted to go back to tower by himself,

Andrew told him to not be stupid and get in the car.

and it went like:

Neil first turning his head in Andrew's direction, then takes two steps closer to him, a confused look on his face, then so confused and innocent said "I'm sorry, i don't.." he looked left, then right, looking for something, then looked at Andrew and said "fucking see where the fuck did i asked for your opinion. as much as i know this shouldn't concern you, watch your own shit, just like 𝘺𝘰𝘶 decided to."

then pulled his duffel on his shoulder and left, smug.

all the foxes fell silent for a second. trying to realize what the hell just happened, while Andrew was still looking at where Neil left the locker room.

well, he's gonna be a pain in the ass. Andrew could feel the storm.

"what the fuck?" Dan said. eyes wide.

"did you break up or something?" Nicky asked nerves.

Andrew took his own bag, ignored all the question and told them if they don't be fast enough to shower, they have to walk back to tower, then left the team with their face as a question mark.

Andrew knew it was going to be a long week. and it was.

Neil accepted Andrew's decision, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to be an ass about it, and show it to everybody.

"Oh I'm sorry did i forget your daily reminder to mind your own business?"

"imma get a soda, maybe I'll tell Roland he can come and take his chances with you again."

"yeah i don't know Nicky, maybe I'll just go hookup with the first person who suggests since as some people say, I'M CLEARLY FREE FROM A CAGE."

"Oh kevin did you hear something? i think Andrew just said something but i can't hear him since i choose not to."

"excuse me? did you say don't be a child? we'll I'm pretty much of a child since i can't make my own decision, mr minyard."

"where am i going? England. i noticed I'm incapable of doing basic human actions so I'll go ask my uncle to be my legal gardian and get me a new ID as someone under 18 so he could make my decisions himself."

"Oh my god Andrew i had almost mistaken your behavior for giving a fuck. don't say anything else next time, just like we decided to. wait no, just like 𝘺𝘰𝘶 decided to. yeah."

"wow it's a great day for being incapable in making decisions."

"would you not talk to me? cause when you open your mouth i wanna kiss you so bad but i can't cause you said no so shut up and let me keep my fucking calm."

It wasn't even a week yet, but Andrew has already had enough.

so he kicked kevin out of their room at 3 am and locked the door before Neil could leave the room.

"Ah look you just took the decision of leaving this room from me. tsk tsk." he said after a yawn.

he was still dizzy with sleep. Andrew didn't have any sleep, he was thinking all while shifting in the bed. Neil was a light sleeper, and clearly he woke up with the sound of kevin nagging and going out of the room.

" you're being ridiculous."

"excuse me?"

"stop acting like i did what i did to punish you."

"well, what you did was stupid and here's the result."

"what i did was because you are stupid. Neil you-"

"if i believed for a second, that this was what you wanted, i would accept all of this and close my mouth shut."

Neil was starting dead serious at Andrew. then he swang his legs and got off the bed to stand in front of him.

" if for a second, i knew you really, really didn't want me here, with you, i wouldn't be. but your problem is something else and you're not telling me straight."

the third thing Andrew wasn't expecting, but somehow was, was Neil seeing right through him.

"tell me what's your problem Andrew. what is it with you, and what do you want for and from me."

Andrew knew he could hide things from Neil. it wasn't like it was impossible to keep anything from Neil.

but Andrew didn't want to, and so that was why Neil knew.

Andrew really didn't want to. Andrew wanted to be seen, be understood. for once again in a long long time, Andrew wanted to solve something that is a matter to him, instead of shutting it down and pushing it away.

“Tell me what you’re not telling me.”

Andrew really fucking hated him.

"the liar wants fucking truth? alright, here your truth: you won't last long with a lost cause, josten."

it was a long, long talk.

this time unlike their last conversion, they were talking slow, murmuring even, calm. sitting in front of each other. Neil had a knee pulled to his chest and Andrew had his head resting on the wall behind him, one knee pulled up. it was a long long night.

"i can't be fix."

"I'm not here to fix you" Neil said, looking at him softly, then he shuffled closer to Andrew and put his forhead on Andrew's pulled leg.

"I'm fucked up too. we're not perfect, but we fit. we're gonna heal. i don't want to fix you, damn i don't want to change anything in you, but i want to be with you when you're healing, when you decide you want to let yourself heal. like how you're with me when I'm healing."  he brushed his fingers with Andrew's on the floor, while he continued talking and pull down all of the walls Andrew had made around himself.

"I'm not gonna fix you. I'm not going to do anything in your life, I'm not going to change anything. I'm just gonna be there with you when your making a decision. not having a choice while i was younger doesn't mean i don't know how to make one. I'm not here cause i think you're fucked up enough to tolerate me, i choose you cause i want to. i heal with you. i don't want anything from you, i just want to be with you. it's not like I'm gonna leave cause you didn't give me what i want. this doesn't work for us like other people. i already have everything i want."

Andrew still didn't say anything. Neil's words were a heavy, heavy weight on his chest that mede him breath easier instead of choking him.

"unless you really want me to. unless i can feel it instead of hearing some forced lies"

Andrew had prepared himself for Neil leaving, long ago. it shouldn't had sound so horrifying to hear, so horrifying to imagine.

Andrew really didn't want to.

and he said so. pulled Neil's hair and brought his face up and closer to his own, Neil had to put both his hands on either side of Andrew's waist to support his weight, and when his face was so close he could feel Neil's warm breath, he murmured against his lips

"i don't. i wish i did. it'd be so much easier without you."

truth

" i know."

also true

but they also knew, that easier didn't necessarily means better. it actually never did. it was a fact by now. specialy when it came to their 'this'. it was the furthest thing from easy, but the hardship and fuckery was worth it.

was welcome.

so they share this truth in one light press of lips, then two, then three and four and a lot more when it turned to fire meeting fire. equal forces of need.

and Andrew thought he was kidding himself when he thought he wouldn't miss this, cause right now, he didn't know how he went days without kissing Neil.

it kept him sane.

They clung together, kissing hungrily. Wound so close, every breath pressed them together, sending heat in waves through Andrew's core.

he was so mad at himself for lowering the defence he spent days to build. was mad at Neil for being like this, he was mad at their this and was questioning everything and wondering when the fuck and why the fuck it turned to a "this", but now he was in too deep and it didn't matter how and why. he was so mad he wanted to kiss Neil until he suffocates and fucking dies.

Andrew really hated Neil. he hated anything he felt about Neil. they were so much and so deep and felt so forbidden and dangerous. and Andrew wanted Neil to know and never wanted him to know.

so later that night when he was fucking Neil into the matters of his bed, slow and deep, holding him with gentle hands, leaving bruises all over his neck and collarbone, swallowing his moans and buried deep inside him, he hoped Neil would feel it in each thrust, every slide of lips that were hardly parted from eachother, and every kiss against his neck. he hoped Neil would see it in his eyes or in the way he murmured his name against his ear, the way he kissed his forhead. the way he held him in his arms when Neil was all worn out and out of space.

"but next time you pull such a bullshit, I'll really head to England."

"at least now i can kick your ass when you decide to walk back to tower with an injured ankle."

Neil smilies, clearly holding back a laugh.

"i wasn't hurt that bad."

"you looked like a 13 year old teenage girl who would pull her hair out if you told them no again."

"yeah i will be worse if you do that again."

Andrew huffed and rolled his eyes.

Neil shuffled closer to him, and said with a whisper: "whatever you thought at that moment,

your past doesn't say who you are, Andrew. it's part of you, not all of you. it doesn't define you whole, you're not just whatever fucked up thing that has happened to you. i learned that through years of being a new person with no past."

Andrew gave him an unimpressed look.

great. life lessons.

"you talk too much like betsy for someone who hates therapists."

"do you think I'm like my father because i meant to be when i was a kid?"

Andrew blinked at him. Neil mentioning his dad actually surprised him.

"do i sound like betsy now?" Neil looked smug.

"i say that because I've lived that, betsy says that cause she has seen it in someone else. doesn't change the whole point, though."

just hearing and knowing something, doesn't make it easier to act on in or truely believe it. Andrew knew a lot of things through years of therapy, but he still couldn't help but feeling and not feeling things he knew he wasn't supported to. but he also knew that it's normal. it takes practice, energy, time. it will hurt and it won't be easy, and it might not completely heals, it probably won't, but eventually, it'll be better, it'll be worth it.

he hopes.

𝒉𝑜𝑝𝑒, another thing he worked damn hard to accept. to have.

"no, it doesn't, and you're not."

Neil smiled at him. "i know. I'm gonna heal too."

"you will."

they both would heal.

𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕?

𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘.

they would both heal, together.

[softpine]

brandi ik this sounds crazy but its abt dan and phil and ur the only person i could ask abt this but have they ever like explicitly said they were together? im like firmly on they are besties until they out their mouths say they are together or anything. and ppl are like "oh they live together and are gay" but i'd live w my bff we are gay too ?? i feel like a larry if i start speculating. i watch them but im not in tge fandom so im not well versed in phan lore SORRY IF THIS IS CRAZYDHDISISJSJ

this is your phan correspondent clocking in 🫡

i love answering this question because NO ONE is doing it like dan and phil 😌 there are people who think they never dated, who think they're exes, who think they're married, who think they're queer platonic partners, who think they're monogamous, who think they're polyamorous, who think they're something in between, and the best part is that dan and phil will probably never give us an outright answer because they loooove a bit of mystery.. it's like a game to them. it's all the will-they-won't-they fun of being queerbaited except they're actually queer. it's great

but they AT LEAST dated in 2009 because in dan's coming out video he says this about phil:

so one has to believe:

A) they dated for a few months 15 years ago and then broke up, but proceeded to: move in together (and have continued to live together ever since, despite moving to multiple places where they'd have every opportunity to live alone), merge their careers together in such a way that they become nearly inseparable, share friends and family as their own (phil's niece calls dan uncle dan...), travel the world together, share a bed for months on their tour bus (not speculation, they confirmed that one recently), designed and built a house for themselves which they share a mortgage on, have never dated anyone else since 2009, and to me this is the most compelling one, they've supported each other through numerous medical emergencies and chronic health problems. and that they did all of that as EXES....

or

B) they've been together for 15 years

i won't tell you what to believe (and i think the exes theory is beyond hilarious so i'll never be mad about it) but one option is objectively more likely than the other lmao

at the end of the day, i think "more than just romantic" is still the best way to describe their relationship. they're best friends in every sense of the word, and their friendship clearly takes precedence for them in everything they do. they really found their person and they make me believe in love every day and it's GROSS it's disgusting i hate it 😐

i didn't bring up anything related to a certain video posted on a certain holiday but i'm sure you've already heard of it if you're even mildly engaged with dan and phil stuff. i hate to include it as "proof" because it was actually just a traumatic outing and invasion of their privacy, and even without it, we have enough of their own words (words that were actually meant for us to hear) to draw our own conclusions! just thought i'd give that disclaimer

[chronicowboy]

in another life (for better or worse) | 3.2k

"Sorry, I know I'm late."

And Daniel stands in the doorway looking, well—

A lot like Buck, but a little fuzzy around the edges.

No birthmark, no tattoos, curls all slicked back, a little shorter and a lot skinnier.

"You're too late, Danny boy," Doug calls out, his slimy grin audible in his words, "I'm favourite uncle to Evan Jr now."

"Keep talking more shit, Doug, see where it gets you." Daniel waves off their mother's scolding clucks and dives for Buck's phone instead. His eyes soften and he looks up at his little brother. Buck's breath leaves him in a rush. "He's beautiful, Ev. I mean, a little pale and blurry but, you know, the camera adds ten pounds of slime, so..."

The burn in his lungs becomes a little more apparent, a little more dire. He clenches his hands into fists, lets the dig of his nails into his palms ground him. Nobody seems to notice him backing up against the wall to hyperventilate, but Daniel's eyes stay trained on him the whole time, even as the conversation carries on without them.

"You okay?" he asks, handing Buck his phone back.

"I-I don't know," Buck wheezes. Daniel squints at him for a moment, something calculating in his eyes gone as fast as it appeared.

"Already worrying about names, huh?" Daniel nods knowingly and nudges him with an elbow. "Got a few suggestions: Daniel, Dan, Danny—"

"Chris."

"What?"

"We're gonna call him Christopher," Buck says with the utmost certainty.

He's not sure who we is or where the name comes from, but he knows without a shadow of a doubt that his son is called Christopher.

Someone told him once, someone important, that they only knew the name when they saw him.

Well, Buck's seen him and he knows.

His son is called Christopher.

(OR: buck dreams of a family fractured by reality and wakes to the family of his dreams)

[maria-eve-falcon]

THINGS I know about joe alwyn

birthday is 21 feb 1991 (international mother language day )

is a pisces

mom (elizabeth meakins )is a psychotherapist (she is a specialist in eating disorder)

dad (richard alwyn) is a director and was a lecturer in France for some years

height is 6'1 (controversial)

upbringing was upper middle class (they were posh posh)

he went to the same school as Dan Redcliff (city of london) but he was a year older/ younger

he had so long hair that his teach used to tell him to cut it

tom was born in 1989 , 24 aug (1 and some months apart from joe) tom works in as a social worker (tho he originally wanted to be a sports reporter ) he studied from Cambridge

pat in 22 feb , 2003 (literally 12 years apart from joe ) (not confirmed date of birth) (pat is 6'4 btw) (went to a public school unlike joe and tom whom both went to city of london (a more private school)

he is a very caring older brother

they had a family dog named flint (dunno about him now hence the past tense)

liz meakins used to write about them in her the independent column

liz has a book (she dedicated it to her fam) called what will you do with my story

great-grandson of william alwyn (3rd gen neppo but their dynamic with him is weird considering they are the great-grandchildren of olive pull (william's first wife , whom he left for his pupil (doreen) god knows when but william didn't have any children with doreen so..... still 3rd gen neppo)

his great uncle (paternal) nick alwyn was a cricketer

his great uncle (maternal) was bruce kent

his maternal family is part welsh

More dates here!

he was quite active during black lives matter and the george floyd murder and police brutality (the george floyd one is from 27 may 2020, the hashtag with the blackout pick is from june 2 , 2020) he also posted a donation link but I lost the receipts for it.

he was friends / (was together with) shared a dorm with lindsey russell from blue peter who alwyn once commented under his pic during billy lynn season . also there is an infamous article about themfrom a fellow friend of joe's (won't rule it out no nah)

his friends call themselves the frosty crew (they are a group of 6)

niceboy ed is one of his best friends

his best besties are jesse and elenor

one of his ex gf's first insta pic was joe (sorry won't name names)

unconfirmed sources say joe had a gf for 4 years from 15 to 19 years old (who btw was his first gf) . they broke up cause he went to Bristol (they were long term for a year before breaking up)

he's known as the party guy (when he is in the mood ob. like he's also a bit of an introvert)

he loves drinking and eating

he can play guitar

he can do hula hoops

he learnt fencing after watching the zorro movie

he had a fish named rainbow starr whom he found tragically after Christmas in their fridge when he was little

he had a turtle whom he'd call his best friend when he was little

he had platinum blonde hair as a child

he had clown training

his fav place is Cornwall where he's family'd go for vacations

He used to play rugby as a child but dislocated one of his shoulders during a game. Since then he played football mostly.

if zoomed and observed correctly , one can see Joe has a slightly crooked nose. A story is to come ig!

this was his cv:

more on joe from : @rarejoealwyn @joealwyndaily @joealwynspain

most of my source and an additional thanks to @bisluthq and @youareinlovees for being here at the greatest times and giving amazing contents

please feel free to share if you know more!

(i swear there are very important things I'm missing but I dunno why I'm having a brain lag and I'm super lazy soooo)

also ! pics!

rick alwyn

elizabeth meakins , tom alwyn, joe alwyn, pat alwyn :

rosemary meakins (his grandma, maternal), Bruce kent and George kent

[deadinyourarea]

hey im officially working on a 'family tree' of sorts for every blog involved in this rp group so would you mind telling me who your characters are connected to and where theyre living with tags so I can keep everything organized? Connection list is: Parent/child Grandparent/grandchild Great grandparent/great grandchild Siblings Dating Married/engaged pibling/nibling (gender neutral terms for aunt/uncle and niece/nephew)

(repeating this for all the blogs you run would be appreciated)

if you have any questions just ask!

(apologies if this has been sent multiple times. if youve already answered i likely lost the information due to disorganization that i'm currently dealing with)

@thedcrpfamilytree

(( Hey Hey! Sorry about how late this is, didn't see this at first! Also sorry if I answer this in a confusing way. This is also just a general post to explain some things to the audience as well!

So at the moment all of Phantom's familiar connections are simply in universe with no accounts, so they just show up here with colored text!

His Danny Fenton (aka, his human identity) acc is @spacebased101

His parents are in Amity, and I have no plans of introducing them into his story.

His siblings are Dani and Dan, both of which I'm considering making accs for in the future. Dani is located across the globe since she constantly travels, and Dan is located primarily in the Ghost Zone.

He isn't dating anyone at the moment

But he is living with Sam and Tucker in Gotham and "attending" Gotham University. They might get accs in the future but for now they just pop up on this acc with colored text.

This acc is a roleplay acc but you'll find that it's specifically a social media esc one. Occasionally I might do descriptive roleplay if the situation calls for it, but at the moment it's just Danny Phantom posting on tumblr.

Also all interactions he's had with others (Like Red Hood and Red Robin) have been over Anon (which wasn't me btw, so big thanks to those anons!). And the few interactions he's had with other Gotham accs have either been fleeting or friends, like @gothamgothic (Sorry! Hope you don't mind me tagging you!).

But I am totally open to having him interact with others more! There's just a bit of a clash most of the time because all Gotham stuff I've seen recently have been roleplay roleplays, and I mostly have him interact with social media roleplays. I'll figure it out, or something.

I've characterized him a bit oddly, I guess? He's extraverted but constantly on the move or focusing on himself / his friends. Which means he pops up at the occasional mention of ghost, but mostly finds interactions through others starting them.

Thanks! ))

[unluckyhoneybee]

The Handsome Artist. 21. (Daniel Ricciardo)

A cabin at the coast. Abi and Danny enjoy the last days in a quiet place.

MASTERLIST.

Previous part: Birthday

Note: I'm sorry it took too long, it has been a roller-coaster couple of weeks.

I felt a soft touch on my back, going up and down and sometimes acompanied by light the light pressure of a kiss. I opened my eyes and the sunlight made my sight blurry.

Those kisses traveled up my spine and found my neck.

"I know you a awake" He said and lifted his leg over my hips. With him around my whole body, I closed my eyes again and moved closer to him. "Clingy?"

I giggled a bit and nodded, turning my head to the other side and hiding on his neck. His hand traveled down my side and gripped my hip.

"I just want cuddles" I whispered and kissed his Of Love and Life tattoo. He pressed a kiss to my head.

"I can give you that"

Daniel pulled me close to his chest and I grabbed into him. His warmth felt way too good and he smelled like soap.

"Are you ready for today?" He whispered.

"I think so"

He touched my chin and made me look up at him.

"What's going on?"

Our days in Australia were coming to an end, and not knowing when he would see them again, Daniel had planned a weekend for the four of us. He had rented a cabin in the coast and we would take the kids there. Then on Sunday the others would come.

"I haven't been alone with kids like that. Like taking full care of them"

He leaned and kissed my lips softly. He had discover long ago how much it soothed me.

"You are great with them. You are the best Auntie."

I smiled a bit.

"Am I?"

"Mhm"

Another kiss and then another.

"It's lovely to see you around them." He caressed my cheek. "You really are so good with them"

"Yeah, but I haven't fully taken care of them."

He sighed and kissed my cheek.

"You will do amazing. I'm sure"

This time, it was me who kissed his lips.

"I can't believe it's almost over" He whispered while leaning his head beck on the pillow. I looked into his brown eyes and ran my thumb over his lip. I wasn't sure of what to say but there were questions in my head. "Thank you very much for coming with me. It wouldn't have been the same"

I smiled and gave him another deep kiss.

"I'm happy you brought me"

He hugged me again and hid on my neck. I snaked my arms around his naked back and pulled him even closer. I kissed him all over his face, making him smile and giggle.

Soon the alarm rang and we had to get up. Getting the bags ready for only three days was way more difficult.

"Do you have everything?" I asked.

"Mmm, I think s-" He gasped. "No"

And the he ran, making me laugh. He came back soon after with a box.

"Is that the tattoo machine?"

"Maybe" He said smirking.

"What are you planning?"

"I can't tell you"

I gasped and faked being offended.

"Sorry" He pecked my lips. "Ready?"

We said our goodbyes and drove to the kids school.

"Auntie!"

I caught Izzy on my arms and kissed her cheek.

"We learnt the animals and plants today!"

"That's awesome!"

Daniel kissed her head and pinched her cheek.

"Did you told them your aunt is a botanist?"

"Of course, Uncle Dan" She said as if it was the most obvious thing. It made me laugh. "I told them the plants that help with sore head"

"Head aches" I reminded her.

"Yes. That"

I smiled. She was the cutest little thing in the world.

We heard a woman calling Daniel and we both looked.

"She is miss Sandy" Izzy said.

Daniel frowned and walked to her.

"Isaac had a little accident. We just called Michelle and she told us you were picking him. He fell when he was leaving the class."

I bit my lip as I saw Danny's expression change.

"Is he okay?"

"He is a bit scared."

"Okay. Can I?"

The woman nodded and Daniel and her went back inside.

"Dis Isaac got hurt?"

"I think so, sweetie"

"Can we go to the beach house?"

I walked to the car and sat her on the hood.

"Let's see how he is feeling first, okay?"

She nodded.

Soon, Daniel was back with Isaac on his arms and his little Lightning McQueen bag on his shoulder.

"Hey..." I said reaching for the boy's curls.but without leaving Izzy's side. "Are you okay, Isaac?"

He sniffed.

"A friend pushed him and he fell a couple of steps. But he is fine. He is a strong guy and only got a little bruise on his knee"

"I got a bruise once too, Isaac!"

Isaac lifted his head.

"I want to go to the beach. I don't want to stay at home" He brushed his teary eyes.

Daniel and I shared a look and a smile.

"Well, you have to call mum and talk to her." Danny said.

He sat the kid next to his sister, who went instantly to ask where the bruise was. Meanwhile, I called Michelle.

"Hi"

"Hi, Abi. How is he feeling?"

"A bit scared." I whispered.

"Oh, poor boy"

"Yeah. Izzy is already dealing with it"

Isaac was showing Dan and Izzy the bruise on his knee.

"He wants to ask you if he can go to the beach"

I heard her laughing softly.

"Of course"

So I gave him the phone. Danny and I observed the kid as he talked to his mum, telling her the whole story and crying a bit while doing so.

"Mum said it's fine but I have to be careful and tell you if it hurts too much"

"Yay!" Izzy clasped happily.

"Let's go then"

Daniel told me how it was him who usually sat between the kids seats, but now it was me. Isaac was leaning on my side, sniffing and still tearing sometimes. He had told me he was tired and I said it was fine. Then Izzy had started talking nonstop and playing with my rings. So I was trying to get the little girl to talk softly while her brother relaxed a bit on my shoulder. Meanwhile, I could feel Dan shooting looks through the mirror and smiling.

We arrived to the cabin three quarters later and I was amazed. It was a beautiful place in front of the sea.

"It's beautiful, Daniel"

"Yes Uncle Dan. It's really nice"

I giggled and looked at Isaac.

"Isaac, love" I touched his shoulder and he slowly opened his eyes.

"Are we at home?"

"We are at the beach. The cabin"

He looked through the window.

"C'mon buddy. You came here once, remember?"

He said no.

"You were too little, probably"

Daniel and I put the kids out of the car and the bags and walked behind them. Izzy was grabbing Isaac to help him walk.

"Well done, Izzy. Now be careful with the steps. One each time, Isaac" I told them.

"How were you unsure, Abi?" Daniel said with a smile "You are perfect"

I blushed and shrugged.

"We just arrived"

"And you have already dealt perfectly with them. It's not easy."

"They are nice kids" I smiled. I loved them so much.

When we got into the house, Izzy started running around and Isaac tried to follow her.

"We have 1 bedroom for us. Because it has kids beds. And then is another one for you because it has one big bed" She informed us.

The first night was pretty calmed. Danny and I cooked dinner while they did their homework (they had promised mum). Then after dinner, I had put some cream on Isaac's knee and they had gone to sleep.

"Pss" Danny called me. I rolled my eyes when I saw him laying on the bed.

"Where are your clothes, dork?"

"I wish I knew"

I laughed and pecked his lips.

"The kids are on the next door"

"I thought you would have enough practice by now"

I pushed him and sat on his abdomen.

Then next morning, I woke up the first. Daniel was snoring softy and laying naked upside down. I covered him with the blankets and got dressed. After washing myself I went to check on the kids. Isaac was awake and looking through the window.

"Tss"

He turned around and smiled.

"Hi"

"Do you want to come with me?"

He nodded and followed me.

Isaac sat in the counter while I got breakfast ready. He talked quietly about what he had done at school this week and asked questions about how my school was and how I studied to become a botanist.

"Uncle Dan said that I could go to LA when I'm older if he doesn't come back."

I looked at the kid.

"If uncle Dan doesn't come back to live in here?"

He nodded.

I looked back at my work in the kitchen and took a deep breath.

"Do you want him to?"

"Yes. But he says he loves LA. Only a little less than Perth." Isaac took a sip from his orange juice. "Do you like Perth?"

"I love it"

"Cool"

"Morning..." Danny's deep morning voice made us look. He was followed by a really sleepy Isabella.

"Hi guys" I smiled although I was feeling something deep on my chest. Something I needed to talk about.

Daniel kissed Isaac and then me.

"I thought we could go to the beach to play around ad build castles"

"Mum said we can't get wet"

"We won't" I touched Isaac's nose.

Daniel wrapped himself around me and peeked over my shoulder.

"Also... We have a surprise for you, Auntie Abi" His voice gave me goosebumps.

Suddenly the kids were fully away and talking loud.

"Yes! Yes we do!"

"Can we show her?!"

I was really surprised.

"What?" I asked with a smile.

"Okay, sit guys. I'll be back soon."

Daniel left and I helped Isaac to hop down the counter. The three of us sat on the table and soon he was back. He had a folder that said For the best Auntie in the World. He sat too.

"What is this?" I asked a bit weirded out by the whole thing.

"It's..." Izzy opened her mouth to talk but Danny was fastest.

"Shh princess. What did we talked about?"

"It's a really serious gift and Uncle Dan has to speak first" She said.

"Good"

Danny turned to me and passed me the folder.

"The kids and I have worked a lot on this. It's yours now and you can do whatever you want with it. You can say no to what I'm about to propose or you can have some time to think. It's up to you"

My hands were shaking.

I opened the folder and looked inside quite confused. It was a drawing of flowers and plants clearly done by the kids.

"It's beautiful"

"You can get a tattoo" Izzy said.

"Izzy... What had we talked about?" Danny said frowning a bit.

"Sorry" She whispered.

Danny sighed and looked at me.

"A tattoo?" I asked.

"Yeah. Well, if you want. They got the idea when they saw the ivy on the pool. T-they asked who had drawn it and I said it was me"

I looked at the kids, who were patiently waiting.

"They wanted to do that too. But the three of us talked about it and they understand that maybe you don't want to get it on your skin. And..."

"It's fine. You can hang it in your living room and get it later" Isaac said.

"When you are ready." Izzy add.

My eyes filled with tears.

"Why are you crying?" Isaac walked to me and took my hand. "Is it ugly?"

"Come here, sweetie." I hugged him to my side and kissed his head. "It's perfect. I wasn't expecting you guys to do this for me"

"You love flowers, so we did a lot" Izzy pointed.

Danny gently touched my knee.

"You can think about it"

I nodded and cleaned my tears.

"I love it guys. It's perfect. But... I will think about it, okay?"

They nodded.

"Give me a big hug, c'mon"

Daniel took the folder from my hands right before both kids jumped on me. I kissed their cheeks.

"Thank you very very very much. I love it. And you guys are such good artists. I won't hang it on the shop once we are back in L.A. so everyone can see it"

Daniel was looking at us with a fond smile.

"And the tattoo?" Izzy said.

"Let me think for a bit. I have to choose where I want it" Hearing that their faces (the three of them) lit up. I smiled at Daniel. "That's why you brought the machine"

He nodded while laughing.

I felt a warm feeling on me. We did the dishes together after having breakfast. Then we got ready and went to the beach to play. And when we were too tired, we sat and watched them play. It was windy and the sea was roaring, but the kids were having so much fun anyway.

Daniel lifted his arm and I tucked myself under it. He threw the blanket over our shoulders.

"Are you really sure about the tattoo? It last forever"

I looked at him and kissed his jaw.

"Is that a problem?"

"What if..." He looked away at the sea.

For once I wasn't the insecure one.

"Dan... Whatever happens in the future... I won't be able to forget about this. I will always love them and I will always love you. No matter what"

He looked down and pressed his forehead to mine.

"You will always be a warm memory to look back on bad days. No matter what happens. If we end up together or not."

He cupped my cheek and kissed me slowly. For a moment I forgot about everything and could just think of him and his coffee-flavoured lips.

"I love you"

I smiled and stroked his cheek.

"I love you too"

"So?"

"My back?"

"Brave girl"

I chuckled.

"That bad?"

"That's what they say."

"I'm sure I can take it"

"I'm sure you do"

I closed my eyes and hid in his neck.

"They are so special"

"They are, yes. I thought they were insane when they came and said they wanted to draw a tattoo for Auntie Abi."

I giggled.

After that, we didn't say much. But that question floating around my mind came back. It seemed to be the perfect moment.

"Dan?"

"Yes"

"Do you want to come back?"

"Mmm, yes?"

"For real. Come back to live here"

He stayed in silence for a while, thinking and probably trying to form words.

"I do" He finally said. "I love Perth. But I love Los Angeles too. And yes. Maybe not now, but in the future, I would love to come back here"

I sighed.

"If I have to stay in L.A. I would. I don't have problems with that." He added.

I hugged his waist.

"I wouldn't have problems coming here either"

"All your life is in L.A."

"So is yours. The only thing that stops me now is Charlotte" I said.

He kissed my forehead.

"I love to hear that." He said. "We could have our own tattoo studio- flower shop. "

I smiled.

"We could"

"But there is so much time left for that"

I nodded.

"I love you"

...

"How are you doing?"

"Good"

I had been laying face down for an hour already, the needle poking at my skin.

Daniel was fully concentrated on the job while the kids drew on papers. He had told them to design tattoos for people to get in the shop and they were fully invested.

"Look. It's a snail"

"Beautiful, Izzy"

I was getting it on my back and it was painful but it wouldn't last much longer.

"Guys, it's one of the prettiest designs I have done"

"We can work with Lewis and you on the studio when we are older. " Isaac said. "I'm drawing a rose like yours. But it's purple"

I couldn't see him, but I knew Danny was smiling.

"Can Izzy add a little butterfly on it?"

"Why?" She asked.

"Pretty please?"

Soon the little girl was working on it. I was feeling so happy, so relaxed even though my boyfriend was scratching my skin with a needle. Everything felt so quiet, from the music in the background to the kids drawing and colouring.

"Okay. Want to have a look, guys?"

The kids got up and peeked over at me. I was laying on the sofa and the posture was uncomfortable for Danny (who was kneeling on the floor) and me.

"I love it!" Izzy shouted.

"It's super cool"

I giggled. "Can I have a look?" I asked.

Danny helped me get up and then showed me a mirror. I smiled so big. It was perfect. I felt so lucky to have found Daniel. I felt so lucky to have them all in my life and I understood why Charlotte and Molly always said there were good things waiting for me.

"I love you so much guys. Thank you very much for this" I kissed the three of them and they looked at me with big eyes. "I'm the luckiest Auntie in the world."

Daniel took my hand and kissed my knuckles.

"Now you can't forget about us while you are in LA" Izzy said.

"There is no way that's happening, princess"

Danny gave her a big bear hug and then looked at me.

"I have to clean and cover that up. And then..."

"Then what?" We asked at the same time.

He made us wait for long minutes. But soon he had us sitting on the sofa, Isaac on one side and Izzy and me on the other.

He took the drawing the kids had done. "This one is for me"

Izzy gasped.

"Abi and I will match now with the coolest tattoo ever"

And that's how we spent the rest of the afternoon, watching Dan tattoo his calf and plastering the flower and butterfly on his skin.

Everything was perfect.

..............

Getting the kids to sleep was the most difficult thing. But we finally did with a couple of tales and many many back rubs.

I washed my teeth and went back to the room. The day had been intense and full of emotions, but I wanted to finish it in the best way.

So I crawled onto the bed. He was there laying on his boxers and smelled like my soap. I leaned and kissed his link, the inner side of it. I loved the flower tattoo and looked up at him. He smiled and caressed my face.

"I can't believe we have matching tattoos now" I said carefully caressing the skin around the newest tattoo. He smiled.

"Have I told you you are the prettiest?"

"A couple of times, I think"

I kept kissing those tattoos on his leg, admiring them and caressing the painted skin on my way up. He was so handsome.

When I reached his black boxers I skipped them with a grin and kissed right under his belly button. I kept tracing my way with kisses all over his abs and pecs until I reached his beautiful neck. I nibbled the skin and he sighed, digging his fingers into my hair.

But suddenly the door opened and we heard a sob.

I pushed myself up from his body and he sat. Isaac was on the door with his crocodile plushie. He had a hand on his face and he was drying the tears.

"There are lightnings."

"Oh mate, come here"

The kid walked fast and climbed on the bed. He hugged Danny quickly and he kissed his head.

My boyfriend looked at me with a sad smile and mouthed an I'm sorry.

"Auntie duties" I whispered and leaned to kiss his forehead.

"Izzy is alone" Isaac whimpered. "What if she wakes up and gets scared because I'm not there?"

"Oh" Danny said and look at me. "Is Izzy scared of storms too?"

"No. But she hates the dark"

"Do you want me to go and get her? You can stay here with Uncle Dan and get the bed ready."

"Mum says that I have to sleep on the bed alone because I'm a big guy"

"Well, we will tell her we had a sleepover" I said touching Isaac's nose.

Danny smiled at me.

"Already spoiling them?"

"As I said, Auntie duties" I said wile walking out of the room.

Izzy was asleep when I reached her bed.

"Hey sweetie"

She opened her eyes slowly and reached for her farmer teddy bear.

"Auntie Abi"

"Mhm"

"It's not morning yet"

"I know, do you want to come with Uncle Dan and me? Isaac is there"

Thunder sounded in the sky and she turned to the window.

"It's fine. It's just a storm. We are having a sleepover."

"Isaac hates storms"

"I know. Do you want to go so he can feel better?"

She nodded.

I grabbed her and the teddy bear and walked back. Danny and Isaac had set so many pillows in the bed that we would barely fit in there. Dan was wearing a hoodie now and smiled when he saw us in the door.

"Princess!"

"I'm tired, Uncle Dan"

I giggled.

"We'll talk in whispers"

Soon, the four of us were laying on the bed. The kids were between Danny and I and he had a little smile on his lips. We had put a FIL on the TV, Cars, and they were watching it. Well. Isaac was. Izzy had fallen asleep again with her face hidden on my pyjama. She felt so warm and soft and I couldn't avoid kissing her hair a couple of times. She was the best, so cute and loving (her brother too, but we had a soft spot for eachother)

"It suits you" Danny whispered when he caught me playing with her blond locks.

"What?"

"A little girl" I blushed. "You will be a wonderful mum, Abi"

"The mum of my cousins?" Isaac casually asked without tearing his eyes from the TV. He was laying against Danny, with his uncle's arm around him to feel safe.

I looked at Danny and he looked at me. He had a sad smile. We had talked once about how the baby thing had affected Isaac. Izzy was still a toddler, but Isaac got super happy when Uncle Dan told him he was going to have a baby, small like Isabella when she was born.

"Of course, Isaac" I said touching his hair.

Daniel leaned his head against the headboard and closed his eyes. I feared for a moment having overstepped. But then he smiled and looked at me. I'm so in love with you, Daniel Ricciardo.

"How many cousins do you want?" He asked

"A boy and a girl. So I can teach a lot of stuff to the boy and Izzy to the girl."

Daniel kissed Isaac's head.

"I wanted to have a brother, not a sister. Because I thought girls were super boring. The girls in my school were. But Izzy is cool. She is a bit crazy sometimes and pulls my hair. But she is cool"

I smiled. He was the cutest.

"Then if you are going to be such a good cousin... Will you babysit them if Auntie Abi and I want to go out"

"I'm a kid, Uncle Dan. I can't babysit other kids"

I giggled and looked at Dan, who was trying so hard to not laugh out loud.

"Yeah Dan, what were you thinking?" I said slapping his shoulder.

Izzy moved a bit and groaned.

"She doesn't like to be waken up" Isaac whispered.

"Oh, we better watch the film then" I whispered.

Isaac turned his eyes to the screen and then I felt a hand on my hair, Danny carefully caressing it.

I looked up at him and saw him kissing his thumb before brushing it on my forehead. I closed my eyes and smiled. What a way to give me a kiss.

........

The goodbye came and it was the hardest thing to do. Izzy wouldn't let me go. She said she wanted to come with us. And it made us all cry a bit.

"Hey, look at me" I cupped her cheeks. "I have the tattoo remember? "

She nodded.

"And you have the plushies Uncle Dan I brought from L.A."

She nodded again.

"Then I won't forget about you and you won't forget about me"

"Can we call you?"

"Of course you can, princess"

She hugged my neck.

"I'm going to miss you a lot. Take care of Uncle Dan because he does a lot of crazy stuff and he will end up hurting himself"

"I promise"

Once they were all out of sight, Daniel hugged me. Blake and Michael kept walking to give us some privacy in the crowded airport.

"Bringing you here is the best thing I've ever done." He said in my ear.

"It is. You gave me a home away from home."

Tattoo link. Not what I wanted, but happy with it anyway.

Next part will be a bit different. Next part: Moments of them.

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💥 yknow everyone kind of. Forgot. That Gwendolyn was in Percy's study, totally reading a book, while the Hells had Laudna's body Right There with them. And she's ludicrously sneaky. I like to think she caught onto and saw more than her parents know. That she thought Laudna was pretty, and Ashton was shiny like when Momma used her blessing, and FCG looked like toys uncle Tary made her. That she was scared, when her daddy got angry, and didn't fully get it, but got some things together to try and make him feel better, like he'd do for her when she was upset. Maybe cornered him and tried to tell him to take deep breaths and count to ten, and remember to say sorry, Papa, and I love you. (She doesn't fully understand, but it’s nice to see her Papa look both stronger and kinder, after. And the guests meant plenty of dessert to steal from the kitchens!)

💥 Gwen had a Phase where she decided her horns were branches, like the Sun Tree, and she had to learn everything about it and eat sunshine and dirt like a plant. Anyone who still had reservations about a tiefling de Rolo were quickly swayed when Wolfe would try to rules lawyer his lil sister out of eating mud, or when Vex had to get Gwen and Dan down from the Sun Tree's boughs (trying to sound Not Happy while dying of laughter), or when she and the Voice of the Tempest sat amongst its roots so she could talk to it. (Leona will never let her live down Tree Gwen)

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I'm sorry but oh deer orphanage angst. Max was abandoned I the woods near sebs by his dad. But what if maxs dad turned up again when he's older and max is terrified and only dan and toto are around looking after the pups cause seb and kimi are on a date and both Lewis and jenson are at work. Toto picking max up and telling him he's safe and tells Dan to ring seb and bring kimi while he threatens maxs dad .

Oh plss! Toto and Dan,watching the pups together (Dan,being a little shy around Toto sks) and Max suddenly gets really angsty, flicking his good ear around and his tail fluffing up and he gets really nervous.

Toto snd Dan being confused when Msx starts herding the other pups into the living room, far from the front door and is still on high alert himself, whining snd flinching snd just looking so tense snd suddenly there is a loud knock at the door and a man yelling. Max going to grandpa Toto whimpering it's his dad and to please now give him back! Toto lifting the kitten up and securely holding him close, stroking Max's hair and promising they will keep his safe.

Dan meanwhile keeping an eye on his, not opening the door because they gotta keep the pups safe! And he calls seb and Kimi about it and Kimi comes and makes quick work of scaring Jos off and having a team coming over to arrest him.

Poor maxy sobbing ao much and being so scared, more for his family than for himself because he do3snt want his dad to hurt any of them! But then it's suddenly quiet again and momma is back, as are all his papas and even auntie Nico snd uncle Mika! Everyone snuggles the poor little kitten and pls Charles would refuse to let Msx out of his sight 🥺 (Charles totally hissed at Jos through the window!)