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The end of season celebration in Formula One is actually a semi anonymous orgy for all the drivers. They swap helmets, close the darkened visor, and then they fuck.

In 2015, Max wasn’t allowed to join in. Obviously. He had to sit in the hotel bar and wait to be invited up to the after party. He doesn’t know the details, but his teammate Carlos looked freshly fucked if his hair is anything to go by.

In 2016, Nico pretends that he doesn’t know that it’s Lewis’ dick he is riding. He ends up crying into the helmet Sebastian has given him because he knows this is what he gave up for the championship.

In 2017, Sebastian nearly skips it. Instead he and Kimi fuck a rookie together. He doesn’t even know which rookie. They were soft. And shy. So maybe Lance.

In 2018, Daniel fucks Max hard from behind. He’s sick of being behind Max, but at least now he’s in the driving seat. It’s obvious it’s Max underneath Charles’ helmet. It’s also obvious that Pierre didn’t realise that when he lovingly stroked Max’s arm earlier.

In 2019, the three rookies make a plan for how they are going to avoid touching each other’s dicks. Lando makes it clear that they are not here for more shitty hand jobs from George, they’re here for a good time. And so he tucks himself under Carlos’ arm and whines until Carlos fucks him.

In 2020, it’s cancelled. They mutually masturbate on Zoom instead. Hulkenberg accidentally logs in using his full name which kind of limits the semi anonymity, but he just shrugs it off. It’s never as anonymous as people pretend anyway.

In 2021, Lewis puts Max on his knees and gets the whole grid to jerk off onto the helmet he’s wearing. It’s Daniel’s. Max comes untouched that year.

In 2022, Seb sits on a recliner and one after the other the rest of the grid ride him until he can’t stay hard anymore. George is kind of bummed that Seb is retiring because does this mean he now has to pick the orgy location?

In 2023, Max feels a little left out. Usually he’s fairly popular at the orgy, but this year he feels a little… on the sidelines. Perhaps they’re all sick of him after this season. Charles, wearing Yuki’s helmet, notices and makes sure Max is well rewarded for his performance on track.

In 2024, the other drivers think it’s really funny when Max fucks George until he’s crying for it. They all stop what they’re doing to watch as Max folds George’s legs over his shoulder and goes to town.

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Happy new yeaaaaaarr

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WAIT BUT POOR LOGAN IN THE FORCED DRIVER AU!! the fia snatched him up because they thought he had potential and only needed a bit of “encouragement” (not that what they think is encouragement isn’t awful), but his first season doesn’t go well at all and he’s constantly getting punished despite how much james and the pack try to protect him, and then when he’s hurt from punishments he can hardly drive which just makes everything worse…

and if he’s an omega, what if as the season is winding down james learns that the fia is just going to cut their losses and fire logan as a driver but keep him as breeding stock (maybe that’s how he ends up with alpha lewis or dan, because fia forces them together to try and breed and get a good racing baby), and is so scared for the poor kid and desperate to do something so he goes against fia and signs logan for the next season anyway? he might get punished for it himself, team principals aren’t exempt from the cruelty, but it’ll be worth it if he can buy time for logan to improve and hopefully for the pack and the team principals to figure something out to help him, and the pack is so grateful to him for keeping logan safe (or as safe as any of them are) for a little longer.

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Oh plss!

Poor Logan having great potential for driving but he is just so scared and never wanted to be a driver! Maybe he was setting up a litlte bakery when fia called for him🥺

Logan steuggling so much because he doesn't really want to race and the punishments are so,hard on him! He is often too sore to race, lacerations on his back and thighs and he just cries himself to sleep most nights because he just wants to go home!

The pack would be protective, as would James, he needs to protect both his boys! Alex is doing well enough that fia leaves him alone bur poor Logie...

James overhearing fia wants to make a breeding omega out of Logan, that he cannot go home without at least being of some use to them and James knows it eill break Logan, he deserves so much more!

James signing Logan even though he wasn't supposed too, fia had someone else picked out already but now can't do anything because Williams announced logan already.

Logan is clueless until he comes in to the pack room and everyone is crowded around a table, and on the table is James, who has been punished by fia and is definitely in pain! Logan crying but thanking James and pls he won't leave James's side at all!

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WAIT BUT POOR LOGAN IN THE FORCED DRIVER AU!! the fia snatched him up because they thought he had potential and only needed a bit of “encouragement” (not that what they think is encouragement isn’t awful), but his first season doesn’t go well at all and he’s constantly getting punished despite how much james and the pack try to protect him, and then when he’s hurt from punishments he can hardly drive which just makes everything worse…

and if he’s an omega, what if as the season is winding down james learns that the fia is just going to cut their losses and fire logan as a driver but keep him as breeding stock (maybe that’s how he ends up with alpha lewis or dan, because fia forces them together to try and breed and get a good racing baby), and is so scared for the poor kid and desperate to do something so he goes against fia and signs logan for the next season anyway? he might get punished for it himself, team principals aren’t exempt from the cruelty, but it’ll be worth it if he can buy time for logan to improve and hopefully for the pack and the team principals to figure something out to help him, and the pack is so grateful to him for keeping logan safe (or as safe as any of them are) for a little longer.

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Oh plss!

Poor Logan having great potential for driving but he is just so scared and never wanted to be a driver! Maybe he was setting up a litlte bakery when fia called for him🥺

Logan steuggling so much because he doesn't really want to race and the punishments are so,hard on him! He is often too sore to race, lacerations on his back and thighs and he just cries himself to sleep most nights because he just wants to go home!

The pack would be protective, as would James, he needs to protect both his boys! Alex is doing well enough that fia leaves him alone bur poor Logie...

James overhearing fia wants to make a breeding omega out of Logan, that he cannot go home without at least being of some use to them and James knows it eill break Logan, he deserves so much more!

James signing Logan even though he wasn't supposed too, fia had someone else picked out already but now can't do anything because Williams announced logan already.

Logan is clueless until he comes in to the pack room and everyone is crowded around a table, and on the table is James, who has been punished by fia and is definitely in pain! Logan crying but thanking James and pls he won't leave James's side at all!

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Okay but minotaur maxy with baby maxy moo in the maze and Charles gets thrown in after refusing to wed the prince? Like 16 year old Charles taking care of the tiny minotaur fluff as best he can until his momma seb andnMaxy's momma nico save them!

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Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

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Okay but omega max dating alpha Carlos when he is freshly presented? And it isn't meant to be forever, it doesn't last but it's sooo good for Max, Carlos is such a gentle alpha to him and helps him a lot whilr he figured out being an Omega with little help. They for sure always have a special bond even when they eventually break up🥺🥺

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Okay but fem pack Alpha Nico and literally her whole pack is basically just strays? Some of them runaways, some of them claiming they didn't a pack and some of them pups who deserved a better life 🥺

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My foster cat comes to sit on top of me if I'm sleeping now, but the moment I open my eyes she gets grumpy and leaves.

So that with cub sebby who snhffles up to papa but ONLY when Toto pretends to be asleep ksks (and same with steomom nico in the verse)

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Okay random wings ideas cos hyperfixation and all that:

Dan has gorgeous golden wings up until he reaches mclaren, mclaren wants him to hide his wings losing feathers and shrinking but Dan shows it in the paddock every day

Logan's wings being average when he joins f1 but very quickly they are barely there anymore? It isn't until he starts seeing Lewis (I LOVE THEM, SUE ME) and thet he gets to sleep cuddled in Lewis's chest with Lewis's wings around him that his own grow again!

Kevin uses his wings as happen and will grumpily slap people with them

Charles angrily tearing feathers from his wings a few times and Max gently caring for him and saving the broken feathers?

Val's wings are the softest ✊️ moomin wings unite

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Okay wild au with packs mostly Omegas and betas with a Matriarch in charge (young Alphas can stay as long as they are chill or are the true mated Alpha to one of the omegas)

And when an Omega wants a pup, a pretty nest is build in a clearing and the pack protects around them while alphas come to try and wooe them, showing how strong they are and bringing little gifts!

Also alphas being quite lonely sometimes but can form little alpha packs to cuddle and keep warm, or very often a senior alpha will take a young one under his guidance!

(Bonus points if they have wolfie forms!)

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Schumacher, pointing at Sebastian: Yes this is my child, yes he bites and that's alright

Sebastian, with a screwdriver in his hand: I'M GOING TO POKE HOLES ON WEBBER'S PORSCHE

Schumacher: Yeah you go do that son

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Okay random idea: a vampire couple (my heart says nico/jenson or nico/lewis) out hunting for a snack and coming along someone sleeping in an desserted building, which, isnt rare, but they realise this person (max) isn't older than maybe 15, 16 at most. Max realising they are vampires and sassing them cos well, he got nothing to lose and the vampires promptly decides they have a son now, cue chaos:

Max normally wouldn't wear colour but now defiantly wears bright colours just cos he knows it makes Nico grumpy as "it doesn't fit their aesthetic"

Max taking a (boy)friend home and going "these are my mum and dad, they are ancient, literally"

"No my parents aren't hot, they had work done"

Max back in school and nailing history cos well, his vamparents were literally alive through all this

Max eating garlic to piss them off

The vampires snuggling up to Max when it's cold outside because he is like a little furnace to them (touch deprived Maxy loves it)

"Dad you got blood all over the sink again"

If Max is ever afraid of someone, you bet his vamparents will scare them off

Max sunbathing in the yard while giggling cos his parents can't (he gets sunburned and learns his lesson)

The vampires having to learn to cook more for Max (they might eat but it's only for fun and flavor, not for sustenance, so now they have to make healthy food instead off just chicken nuggets)

Max (pointing at random bat): "is that family of ours?"

One of his parents getting sick after not being able to feed and Max desperately trying to get them to drink a little of his blood

Max flirting with a blood donor making a million jokes about 'sucking'

The vampires having a jumpscare when Max decides to adopt two cats

Just Max being their baby (tm) and this is the best time the vampires have had in centuries

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I miss my wolfies so:

Nico r hates playfighting, makes him feel out of control and vulnerable since he is a quite delicately build Omega wolf (and it ruffles his pretty fur okay). But Jenson likes teasing him into playfighting a little, but when nico realises what jenson did, he goes to sulk hidden behind Lewis or Toto lol

Can you imagine small twink wolfie seb early in his career? SO annoying, constant zoomies, ears he still has to grow into flapping around clumsily until Michael just pushes him into a nest and makes another wolf flop on top to subdue him

Max who is so insecure early on and always hiding with his tail between his legs especially arounf Toto who is just such a big wolf! But then he gets cold one day and Toto very slowly curls around him until Max relaxes and purrs because cosy!

Fernando doesn't howl or purr or rumble, he SCREECHES

Lil Alpha wolfie Oscar who is just so chill even if lando is chewing on his ear or tail. But he loooves running outside!! He is so fast, would win any running race even if he isnt the biggest wolf. And he js so happy after, ears alert and tongue hanging out his mouth and he really wants to cuddle then!

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Poor small pup maxy! He tries so hard to understand the pack but it's hard even though he does try. Him bounding around in wolf form and messing up the nest where some omega wolves are sleeping and Toto knows he has to correct Max, he would correct other wolves foe that too, but he feels so bad when Max let's out a panicked cry!

Maxy trying so hard to be good but it's hard because he has never really been in a pack before! Max getting a zoomie and he runs around the room like a maniac judt trying to find someone to play with when he zooms over the nest and makes some Omegas grumble a little. Toto is nearby and knows he needs to correct the Omega, even tries to be extra careful because he knows Max might be skittish so he barely puts any pressure when he puts his jaws over Max's neck and presses him down.

Max absolutely screaming his little heart out and trying to wiggle away because he thinks Toto will bite for real! Poor little wolf hiding under a sofa shaking like a leaf🥺

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wait i can draw things