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Maybe he bought the high pulp as an excuse to hoard all the orange juice to himself

I drank half of the bottle in one sitting while sitting on the floor of my dorm room

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We can’t judge people for their different food preferences…..out loud at least

I am judging. VERY LOUDLY.

I texted him and he told me there were only two options; light pulp and high pulp. WHAT MAKES HIM THINK ID WANT HIGH PULP OUT OF THOSE TWO OPTIONS???

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Someone please tell me why Pharoah brought home orange juice for me because I'm sick- AND ITS HIGH PULP

BROTHER EUGGHHHH

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Alright, but can you give us the NUMBER of powers you have, without endangering yourself?

Nope!

Because in all honesty, I kinda don’t know!

I’m a growing ghost, yknow! There’s the powers I listed, the powers I didn’t list, and then powers I’m still discovering!

CWs always dropping weird hints to abilities I might gain. There’s been mentions of a ton of stuff- so even if I tried to number then now I could be wrong tomorrow. It’s just counterproductive!

Like there’s some stuff I’m supposed to get because of something I did for ghost society? I don’t really know that one, CW won’t elaborate. And then there’s some stuff that like a future super evil version of me could do that i still don’t know if I’ll learn of if that was just a him thing?

Life is an adventure? Wrong! Deaths an adventure! And I’m still going through it!

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So, now I'm curious.

How many powers do you have?

See, I’ve had people ask this question a few times- and honestly I’d love to tell ya!

But I uh- I can’t!

No offense to you guys or anything, but I’ve had whole heroes seeing my post. Red Robin, and Red Hood, and even Robin.

Which means some villains must see my posts too, right? Just doesn’t sound like a good idea.

I can give you guys the general run down. Stuff you’d see on any occasion- but no special stuff. That’s for me to know and you guys to hopefully never find out.

So there flight, invisibility, intangibility, sensing spirits, ghost rays, cloning, and cryokenesis.

And that’s only the tip of the iceberg! *Ba-dum-tiss!*

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Didn’t you have weather powers at one point?

Briefly.

Occasionally, really.

Don’t worry about it.

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Is it that weather guy again? What was his name again?

If you mean Vortex, no it isn’t. I wish it was.

If it was I could just beat his ass- but this is a genuine storm. This is so sick and twisted.

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*hands you frozen ectoplasm in the form of a popsicle*

Oh! Thanks!

This actually sounds like a great summer treat-

IF ONLY IT WERENT RAINING AND THUNDERING

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Hello spooky boy

Late response, but Heyo Anon!

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Oh-

Good morning Gotham, Amity, and every other city? Y’all are very awake right now?

It’s like, very late? Well, it is for me and other gothamites. But whatever I guess.

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I’m dying of a horribly deadly disease (I have a bad cough. Maybe a cold) and it’s detrimental to my enrichment (I missed class yesterday, and the others keep stopping me from flying)

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Oh okay

Coolio

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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Bought one of those fancy flavored water bottle things.

Also bought two different ice coffee flavors. Turns out? Don’t do that. Even if the flavors right and you like it, iced coffee tastes weird as a water flavor because my tongue recognizes there’s no milk.

It tastes like the leftover iced coffee in the cup after you’ve forgotten about it and the ice has melted enough that the liquid is almost clear.

It’s bad you guys. Bad.

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…..imagine if the piece of you that could be sent to the marvel universe gets adopted by Tony stark

why does everyone around me want me to get adopted?

what does this mean? Do you guys think I have like, father-less behavior or something? Is that the joke here?

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…..do you think there’s a marvel dimension you can put a piece of yourself into?

IF I CAN GET TO MARVEL I WILL

I WILL DO IT

ILL FIND A WAY

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Did they make the husky’s?

I don't know if they kept em. Dude never responded to me.

whatever ig

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why is it that always at exactly 12 minutes before the dryer is done with it's cycle it decides to sound like its going to explode?