#ughhhhhhhhhh

[whytheylosttheirminds]

might blow these up and hang em over my bed i don’t even know anymore

For Esquire

[jhnnyjstr]

fids is drunk and ford cant dance. everyone point and laugh (IM SICK IM SICK IM S

[heartbreakprincewille]

The musical moments in the last episode? Broke me. How Simon incorporated all the earth-shattering things Wille said to him in his song. How loving someone does NOT have to be a revolution, because love is just, loving someone with all you have. How they changed each other for the better. How the choir sung Simon's song instead of the original Hillis song. A final breaking of traditions and expectations, and that too by a song about THE relationship which stands at the inception of this end. How the song encapsulated the feeling of that end for everyone. Simon being the voice of change.

[sehtoast]

i would give it all just to lay my head on that fuzzy chest and snuggle him

[mashedmangos]

Twice is their number one supporter

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I'm the kind of person that enjoys genderbends of characters and likes to change the names when I genderbend them (I'm a fake nby, I know 😔)

But! When changing the names, they have to fit the same general structure and vibe as the actual character's name or I get annoyed. If you got a Darron you can change it to Donna and if you change it to Delilah I'm gonna throw hands with you. (There are exceptions and this is on a case to case basis)

But. I can't with Stanford. I just can't. Read more to watch me have a breakdown.

Anyway so I was like "what would Stanford's genderbend name be? Here's some guidelines I have to follow: It has to start with s and have an f in it. It also has to be able to have a nickname starting with f. And preferably it has to be 2 syllables. And I was like "how hard could that be?"

First I came up with "Saffron" but there's not really a nickname for that. Next is "Sofia" which can have the nickname "Fia" or "Fifi" but it's 3 syllables. Then I was like okay "Saphire?" But that doesn't even have an f, and what's the nickname? Fire???

Okay so maybe Saffron with the nickname Fran. I can settle for that. Then. It hit me. I forgot one key rule. Whatever Stanfords name is has to be correlated with whatever Stanley's name is and preferably he can have a nickname with the front half so he can pretend to be Stanford for years without having to call himself Grunkle Ford.

So... the obvious choice for the name Stanley is Stacey with the nickname Stace... but now we've lost the similar names. Sally could work but I hate that and also what's the nickname? Sal? The kids are gonna call Saffron "Sal"?

Let's have Ford's name be Stefany and his nickname is Franny. Then we can have Stan's name be Stella and- nope no nickname there.

Okay. Fuck the f nickname rule. All we need is two s names that share the same first part and can have two separate nicknames. Maybe Samantha and Sammy except no because who's gonna call Ford "antha" that's not a nickname. Sabrina and Sabella. No. No nicknames

And now the names list I'm looking at ALREADY looks like it's giving me made up names that are just existing names mashed together like Shawnilyn and Shawnancy so you know what!? YOU KNOW WHAT???

Stanley's name is Stacey and I'm making up the name Stacefran. That's a name now. It works. I solved it.

Except, the fact that its "Stacefran's" name that is made up bothers me because I always assumed Ford came out first and Filbrick was like "We'll name this one Stanford!" All proud or psudo-proud. And then Stanley came out and he was like "oh uh. I don’t know. Stan...ley or something. Whatever." Because poor Stanley is cursed by the universe. No way in hell did Filbrick see a kid pop out and go "yes. I'll name you the very normal name, Stacefran. What a wonderful name"

So I still hate it. And nothing will ever fit 😭😭😭

[constantine-2005]

hey so i might actually be going crazy

[randomfandomss]

FUCKING WATCH INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!

IM LITERALLY BEGGING!!!!!

[mako-neexu]

how it feels thinking about the fact that edmond dantes count of monte cristo from hit mobile game fgo has no wish for the grail and so if you have no wish you cannot be summoned as a Servant however goetia plucked him out of the throne and has him meet guda, who he was tasked to kill within the week. that fledgling Master he met that day near the apartment complex and again in prison tower. the Avenger that is the demon of vengeance, belonging to a class that never forgets as beings of flame and hatred for the world that has irreversibly changed them into creatures of fangs and howls, witnessed a star's resolve and iron determination. and so seeing such radiance, decides to answer with his own by allowing himself to be summoned, reaching out to a star to be by their side, because that is his accomplice, his co conspirator that fights alongside him, understands him for who he is. and its because of guda being themself that we see him get summoned to chaldea as a Servant as had it been anyone else, he would have surely declined and he would never answer that call doy uo realize that do you realize???? that???? he is not a man who gives into fate or destiny, he is a man who has experienced the depths and bowels of despair and so refuses to give into anything that any divine intervention, ordainment or saint would impose onto him, he is beyond salvation he is eternally that demon from the famous revenge story beloved around the world but a star had shone in his line of sight, bearing a soul that is beautiful wherein despite all odds, its luster refuses to rust and continues its path forward despite the bloody trail they leave behind, despite the heavy body that weighs them down and so he answers in kind, in his own way as himself, for who he met that day. he is not edmond dantes saved by love, his flames extinguished, and started life anew. he is not that man, however he still once was that man, who tasted the sweetness and joys of love and happiness and so knows the pain that those who struggle and claw their way through bear. flames that burn so fiercely as compassion and as hate, flames born from injustice and desperation. he allows himself to be summoned. he reaches out to that star asking for strength, just to lend them strength so they could forge their own. and with those flames, he will burn a brilliant path for them forward.

[animeshades1]

i'm not fixing the text, nor coloring this. it's 1:30am and i have school tomorrow....... -eddie🐶

[sparkles-oflight]

Release the footage.

What footage?

The Kris fighting footage.

Do it.

Do it, you cowards

[starrypawu]

FAWKDKKK i accidentally put an extra panel on that wing preening comicf im gonna💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[daily-murasaki]

Day 22: Happy

[tinylittlelee]

requirements for future ler bf:

sweet and silly personality a must 😝

loves cuddles

gives good back tickles and plays with my hair

can handle me when I’m bouncing off the walls

likes music

being into feet is a nice bonus but not required :) (who’s trying to keep my feet moisturized with your cum?🙈)

nerds encouraged to apply 😊

[dindjarindiaries]

i miss din djarin

You and me both this is the longest we've gone without seeing him I am HURTING

[thisiswasabis]

I feel like shit. . .

I'm sick and tired. . . literally