they-hermes
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they-hermes · 2 hours ago
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batman on tumblr is sooo good when you ignore every post thats just dick jason tim and damien together.
batman is sooo good when you block the batfamily tag
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they-hermes · 2 hours ago
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batman comics are soo good when you ignore ao3
batman is sooo good when you block the batfamily tag
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they-hermes · 2 hours ago
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batman is sooo good when you block the batfamily tag
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they-hermes · 4 hours ago
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post break-up dead end is definitely more affected than skydive. i think dead end liked the break from the stunticons and routine skydive presented, even if he was boring, i think dead liked having a relationship that was just his, and having someone who wanted to be around him for reasons other than "we have to work together". for someone so fatalistic, i dont think he saw the break up coming
for skydive, i think hes pissed at hoping for too much out of dead end. all his romance knowledge is very unrealistic and dreamy, he probably was very disappointed that it didnt meet up to his expectations. he wants to be treated like the smart, mature person he is, and having a childish notion of love + the very immature relationship they had was a low blow
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 4 hours ago
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they have absolutely no idea what they're doing, 90% of their combined dating knowledge is human romance movies/books. every date they do on is just skydive infodumping as much as he can + dead end not giving af and constantly distracted
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^ accurate deaddive date
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 4 hours ago
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yknow how teens try and pratice kissing? thats what skydive and dead end tried to do, after 5 minutes of trying to unlatch dead ends faceplate off. dead end ended up breaking skydives nose
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 4 hours ago
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silverbolt: i dont know, i trust skydive and he said their relationship is over, but i dont know how i feel about one of my team dating a decepticon. i mean, i thought their obsession with decepticons were over after we saw how evil they were, yknow? i just dont want him to do something stupid
jetfire: silverbolt listen to me, you should do everything in your power to get that snivelling little shit away from your team, kill him if you have to, but dont let that asshole near him again
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 4 hours ago
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air raid: so what did you even see in him
skydive: lets stop talking for a while
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 5 hours ago
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silverbolt: hey so why is a decepticon standing outside our window holding soundwaves alt mode
skydive: a decepti- oh my god hold on
dead end, holding soundwave: please take me back
skydive: leave me alone! we're done!!
skydive: and a march into water by pierce the veil is not a song to get someone back!!!
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 5 hours ago
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skydive: hey so i think this relationship isnt working out-
dead end: if you leave me i will kill myself
skydive: thats not an effective threat if you use it for everything
dead end: this time im serious
skydive: you said that yesterday when you hit a pothole
creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 5 hours ago
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creating a rarepair but specifically because you want them to be exes. heres my pitch for dead end and skydive (deaddive) and their failed 2 week middle school relationship dead end still writes cringey poetry about
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they-hermes · 6 hours ago
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i got two (2) more. yes i am touching them
they should make a piercing that doesn't compel you to touch it
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they-hermes · 23 hours ago
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everyone share their fav nonsensical tf hc, ill start: starscream can't aim, he just holds the gun at someone, burns out the clip and prays
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they-hermes · 3 days ago
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question for your devastator: what does he think of the other combiners, menasor and bruticus?
(A little disclaimer, but this is more of an AU of an AU, since in my regular fan cont. Devastator is the only combiner and will remain like that.)
On Menasor:
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//Super unpopular headcanon, but I CANNOT see Devastator as this responsible caring figure towards Menasor. The Constructicons love each other, which makes Devastator extremely, extreeeemely selfish. Generally, the Constructicons take care of the Stunticons and treat them decently; they're not family, they're work, so they try to keep them stable and look out for them from time to time. Only Scrapper is truly paternal towards them, but that's more of a Scrapper thing than anything else.
//When it comes to Devastator "mentoring" Menasor, well, he is super jealous—jealous of having ANOTHER combiner and jealous of the Constructicons giving them so much attention (they should be giving attention to him!) So he bullies Menasor, and the guy just takes it because he barely understands anything. (the Constructicons are pissed at Devastator, like bro, grow up.)
//This isn't "Decepticon Culture" or some bull like that; this guy's just awful.
On Bruticus:
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//Bruticus makes Devastator sooo insecure. Of course he does, right? Devastator was the strongest robot in the Decepticon faction until Bruticus was made, and well, Devy had no chance against him. Unlike the Constructicons, who are thinkers before fighters, the Combaticons are a specialized team of battle-hardened warriors, so Bruticus is naturally stronger than Devastator. Now the only thing he has is the fact that the Constructicons' synergy with each other makes him have more individuality and smarts than Bruti-boy, but like... I don't think Bruticus even registers Devastator's presence, and when he does, he's beating his ass.
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they-hermes · 4 days ago
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they-hermes · 4 days ago
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im not stuck with all 30 of you, 30 of you all are stuck here with me
thank you guys for 18 followers
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thats my age number. so good job
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they-hermes · 4 days ago
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