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me: huh why are so many people looking at me weird

also me: *wearing full face of trad goth makeup*

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[tf one edition] omg nooo orion pax fell :(( dude he was betrayed by his friend thats terrible. now whos gonna stop megatron from blowing everything up :(

*Optimus Prime rises from the ground* WHO THE FUCK IS THAT???

treating orion pax as if i had no idea he turned into optimus prime

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damn i cant believe orion pax died before being able to meet optimus prime :/ hes such a cool guy and a great leader

treating orion pax as if i had no idea he turned into optimus prime

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treating orion pax as if i had no idea he turned into optimus prime

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jazz is usually paired with soundwave for obvious reasons but i want to see more jazz-starscream rivalry as second in commands. i know starscream, who has 1250 issues with himself, seeths at the sight of jazz, who looks like the personification of self confidence. guy who makes enemies with everyone meets guy who makes friends with everyone

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premise set for transformers hyperlink:

The Cybertronian Civil war between the Autobots and the Decepticons has been going on for over 6 million years. One day, the leaders of the respective factions Optimus Prime and Megatron, try and retrieve the Allspark, an ancient relic hidden in Cybertron, but the chamber holding the Allspark traps them and sends them off into space, leaving their factions lost and unable to find their leaders.

Second in command Starscream becomes the new leader of the Decepticons, but the Autobot SIC Jazz refuses to take command before absolute confirmation that Optimus was dead, leaving third in command Elita 1 in charge.

Starscream struggles with distrust and paranoia towards his army while refusing to let the war die down, while Elita 1 struggles between the choices she has to make to end the war on a dying planet.

Meanwhile, in a galaxy 7 million light years away, on a small blue planet, a little boy brings home a very big, very old blue and red truck from a junkyard.

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we should put e-123 omega in transformers. if optimus prime tells him the decepticons are allied with dr eggman the war would be over in 3 days

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in addition: my hc that bruticus is smarter than he looks, his main goal is to cause chaos and upset as many people as possible. if that person is defensor or onslaught he will do it. no other motivation just ruining shit for everyone

usually i hc onslaught as hating being a combiner the most bc he's super obsessed with control and strategy and the circumstances he became a combiner were out of his control and bruticus isn't strategic at all. hes very much a character thats in command and being a combiner component takes that away. but the rest of the combaticons dgaf or even like bruticus's destruction and power. just very funny to imagine a team begging to combine while their leader very stubbornly tries to not do that and get the mission done without the giant walking liability to his plans

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usually i hc onslaught as hating being a combiner the most bc he's super obsessed with control and strategy and the circumstances he became a combiner were out of his control and bruticus isn't strategic at all. hes very much a character thats in command and being a combiner component takes that away. but the rest of the combaticons dgaf or even like bruticus's destruction and power. just very funny to imagine a team begging to combine while their leader very stubbornly tries to not do that and get the mission done without the giant walking liability to his plans

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additionally: i have found another craving in shrimp. all my rice have been fried by that shrimp

being 18 really isnt that different from being 17 aside from the fact i have metal in my face and a new found craving for orange juice

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hot take i like the stupid terms people use in transformers. bc in my mind they're more vehicles/robots than anything so im like huh it makes perfect sense a robot would say shit like helm and pedes. i do think we can get more creative with the swears tho

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A coin-operated boy With a pretty coin-operated voice Saying that he loves me That he's thinking of me Straight and to the point That is what I want A coin-operated boy Coin-Operated Boy, The Dresden Dolls

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i want to make a map of cybertron for tfhl and found myself legitimately asking "how do i make a map for a round planet"

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if i open a tf fic and it starts talking about sin and forgiveness im closing it

see I'd love to read religious worldbuilding in tf fanfics but you guys are just reinventing Christianity

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see I'd love to read religious worldbuilding in tf fanfics but you guys are just reinventing Christianity

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i made him this way and now i cry about it 7/7 days a week

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its so embarrassing to like megop like oh you like the number one popular ship 🤨 i dont want to be basicccc please