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I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.
So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.
But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.
Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?
#it’s just SO good in ways I can’t articulate#I’m tired and words are hard#BUT IT WAS A DUMB DRUNK CONVERSATION#probably just angry ranting#but then real children killed and were killed by other real children#ugh it’s too much#the hunger games#thg#tbosas
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Do yall understand how insane it is to say “so are you” (a beast) to your one week boyfriend who you’re coming out with before making out with him in public after an unsure-to-comfortable-as-fuck speedrun of like three dates ?????? Buck is so horny for Tommy he’s literally so hard rn
#he’s so drunk in his manliness#ugh I’m feral#911#911 fox#911 tv show#911 abc#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#911 spoilers#911 season seven#911 season 7#911 s7#911 on abc#911 show#bucktommy#buck x tommy#tommy x buck#tommy kinard
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ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME
#welcome to samdalri#DOOOO YALLL KNOW#HOW MUCH I LOVE MR QUEEN AND LOVESTUCK IN THE CITY#THIS IS LITERALLT MY FANON UNREALISTIC PAIRING COMING TRUE PLEASE IM DYING#IVR CRIED ALREADY AND ITS NOT EVEN A SAD SHOW#I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SEPARATELY AND IT WORKS SO GOOD HERE FJDJDJJS#I loved her in mr queen so much bc she plays goofy cool girls so well like her demeanor and her energy gives old granny who makes dark jokes#AND LIKE UGH#ji changwook has been trying to be more comedic and romcom since he came back from the army#and I KNOW MY MANS POTIENTAL but his counterparts have not been good#not that they weren’t good at acting but the chemistry test just wasn’t there imo like his antagonist role is doing fine bc he has the look#but UGHHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING THE DRUNK CRYING SCENE IN LOVESTRUCK AND THATS WHERE I KNEW HIS BEST WAS THIS TYPE#loved him and jiwon actually bc he does ‘I’m pathetic for this complicated woman’ so well like idk how to explain it#their chemistry is great in samdalri bc her comedic timing and his pathetic guy thing is just so good I love it#it’s so SPECIFIC FOR ME
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The Magnus protocol is red. The Magnus archives is green. This must mean something. Please help I’m actually tweaking out trying to solve this in real time of the podcast coming out.
#the magnus archives#i’m sobbing#OMG WAIT IM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THE MECHANISMS JUST CAME ON#I LOVE YOU JONNY SIMS#WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE#guys I miss Tim.#I’ve been missing Tim. for so long.#can he be alive again#tim stoker#i miss you#I miss you tim#come back#please#come back to me#Tim.#ugh
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heyyy
so i was supposed to answer inbox stuff yesterday but i ended up seeing an ex best friend at a party so that was a tad traumatic + distracted me and my brain for 24 hours
and then i got told by my parents who still live in my hometown that one of our cats is getting put down on monday :D
so i might take a short break from tumblr while i deal w that stuff, or might come back later today and try to distract myself by posting some stuff
be prepared 4 either lol. ok love u guys hehe bye
#i’m unwell#i was also so drunk when i saw my ex best friend yesterday#and it was so bad guys#UGH.#i don’t think i’ve fully processed that my cat is.. yeah
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Just watched Fool’s Paradise!
#wow! that was BAD!#im drinking btw#not even drunk but tipsy yes#damn it’s sad but weirdly like#huh…#thinking about how bad this movie was#looking past the fac that it was clearly a lot of satirical inside jokes that don’t click for a general audience#the plot just massively lacked cohesiveness#it made me realise that charlie never writes an ep of sunny alone?#like he’s always with rob or glenn#and obviously we know charlie and rob have their fights and differences#but watching something JUST written by charlie kinda goes to show how Rob is a balance he needs#he can pick up the gaps and the connecting points that are missing throughout#again like weird ass movie it’s hard to believe this man is involved on sunny if i had only seen that movie from him#but yeah…interesting he’s always a COwriter for sunny#they really need to bounce and work off each other huh#need someone to check them a little? let them know what works and what doesn’t#hm.#ugh i’m kinda annoyed i watched it ngl.#it made me worried for sunny16 which is literally definitely irrational#but jesus christttttt dude#what did i just WATCH.
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hr guy was screaming crying throwing up when I told him I wouldn’t be at the evening part of the xmas social because the date changed and I have a life outside of work and now he sends round the details for the unavoidable lunch part and despite me giving him my dietary requirements well in advance on his request there is simply nothing I can eat. like even ditching the vegetarianism I am allergic to everything on this menu.
#wwolf.txt#also like man I don’t drink and I hate people and I have a fatigue disorder. spending a Tuesday night watching my horrifically drunk#colleagues scream-singing to bandoke makes me want to die and that’s only barely hyperbole.#like. this guy really grinds my gears because he’s so AGGRESSIVELY nice it circles right back around into being super counterproductive and#irritating.#like when I started I saw pronouns were optional on our HR profiles- so I didn’t include mine because I didn’t know if other people would#and I didn’t want to put myself at work by being the only one to do it. I didn’t know the vibe. DAY ONE he’s like ‘it’s optional but 🔫 PUT#IN YOUR PRONOUNS WE ARE TRANS INCLUSIVE 🔫’ like you actually have a trans employee and you are speaking to him and you are also directly#stressing him out by doing this :)#and then recently he was coming to my office and was like ‘let me bring you something!’ and I’m sitting here like. one I am uncomfy with you#spending money on me and two. I have Severe allergic reactions and I don’t know or trust you. and three I brought lunch today because I’m#broke. so I’m really fine. and me being like ‘thank you for the offer but I’m okay!’ just led to back and forth and back and forth and#‘[insert coworker name here] never refuses my offers’ like…#ugh. he just drives me up to wall.#oh and don’t call him HR because Humans aren’t a ‘resource’ he’s in ‘people’#🙄🙄🙄
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me about abby/ellie-coded girl when it’s been an hour and she hasn’t responded to me cause she’s at work 😞
#as if she doesn’t snap me like 500x a day even while she’s at work LMAOOOO#i was drunk snapping her last night and she was being so cute about it ugh#i’m gonna kiss her face SO hard y’all#and then im gonna climb her almost 6 foot ass like a tree—#who said that nobody said that#belle speaks
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I love being guilt tripped for not going out
#ugh#also when plans change last minute and new plans get sprung up on me#and now I’m fucking anxious#and this weekend is supposed be in celebration for me#but guess what?#it won’t be#I can see it now#I’m going to be left alone#just going to get drunk#and then leave as soon as they abandoned me
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your health teacher is lying to you when she’s like “have a meal before drinking heavily :)” that’s just propaganda to make you barf your guts out on shot 5 whilst feeling completely sober. do you think Sadeas ever held Dalinar’s mullet back while he got sick in the back of a shady alleyway
#luke.txt#drunkposting#purple dragon jungle juice#emeto#health teachers seem to be operating in some sort of alternate universe where people don’t primarily drink to get drunk#this wasn’t Got Too Drunk barfing this was Put Too Much Damn Shit In My Stomach barfing#AND it’s 78 degrees in my apartment so I’m dealing with PS3 Air Vodka bc I haven’t gotten it through my thick skull that ITS SPRING#ITS NO LONGER COOL IN THE APARTMENT. REFRIGERATE YOUR SHIT#ugh
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people will never understand how intensely this changed lives in 2019. you had to be there
#fuckkkkkkk now i gotta go look at my tag ugh. UGH!#i have to type up a post later about just how serious it was to me lmfao. god. can people please pretend to like lesbian content at least#it’s killing me i’m getting nothing. if i see one more thing abt renewing that pirate show i will start doxxing. idk how but i will#abby talks#sorry i’ve just had a violent streak lately 💞#me drunk in the bathroom: they should let me kill someone 💖🥰
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time to drink soooooooo much water and then pass out for the night bc i’m bored and i think all my friends are asleep
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My cousins and brother are lowkey drunk and they came over to the room that I’m staying in and ugh I’m so uncomfortable :/
#their all underage(drinking age wise and legal age wise)#and their acting weird and off putting in a bad way:/#their drunk behavior reminds me of my father which is always great🥲#and my mom didn’t even reprimand my brother ::#she said she didn’t see anything so she can’t do anything and ugh#she always tells me that I’m not able to drink until I’m 21 and she frequently belittles me#and part of me understand why(as my fathers part of my family has an alcohol problem but it’s just ugh#I’m 19 and like ?????!#and the way my brother can make mistakes and fuck up and shit and not be reprimanded that much or not even but I fuck up a little or shit#and I get in trouble and it’s my fault and god she makes me feel so guilty#like the pressure of being the oldest daughter fucks me up and god#but my mom did say sorry that i didn’t drink a buzz ball because maybe I would of been happy atm and ugh#I’m 19 and I have no life no friends and god#my aunt telling me earlier that her and my mom would not survive without me or her oldest daughter and god#oldest daughters are victims ffr#now their being racist??? homophobic?!?and anti abortion?!?!#*deadnames* a good little girl because she didn’t drink- no bitch#I’m so tired of everything#I want friends i want a life#I just want to get out the house and live a little#this is probably coming off a bit whiny and childish but it’s just I wish I would be taken seriously as a young adult#my choices are not taken seriously or their always wrong#I’m so young but my life has is already going so wrong#when I’m back in Illinois I’m going to enroll in college and try my hardest to befriend people because jesus I can’t give up so early#my Texas trip is an up and down mess#the yesterday trip to the beach fucked me up#it didn’t make it easy that my mom got mad at me for being a bit annoyed because of my headache and she belittled my comfort food#sorry I didn’t want to eat subway#I didn’t want to eat it:/#and sushi was not enough of a comfort food
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back to the dating app 🚶
#got inspired to try it again 🙄#i have a date semi planned now and all of the women in portland are obsessed w me or whatever#bc i like love and dating ppl but i keep falling in love with friends and it HAS NOT ENDED WELL ONCE so maybe stop it you dumbass#(this may be caused by the fact i’ve gotten my hopes up a bit abt a friend of mine but i should NOT… unless…)#i crave companionship#and am#also so scared all the time i’m soooooososcaredddd rn#why can’t everyone just love me all the time#must be my personality bc i’m like really hot rn#also me swiping on ppl just looking for hookups them matching and just 😳 i do not know if i’m at a point in my life where i am confident eno#ugh to do that 😳#as previously stated i’m so so scared#idk i’m conflicted and need to over share about it#idk will continue flirting w that one friend tho#even though flirting with eachother is an ongoing joke in this friend group so i don’t think she would take it seriously lmao#was telling my dear good pal to come over and suck my fingers yesterday like that’s just how it is#anyway she’s cool and makes childrens books and stories and loves dinasours and is tall and can jump really high#we got drunk together at my friends bday and bonded and it was SO CUTE#also she cries a lot when she’s high but doesn’t notice (she’s not even sad there’s just tears lol)#ruh roh just typed that all out and realized it seems like i’m obsessed w her 😳#going to hit my head on a wall okay goodnight
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#I hate when women online make blanket statements like: oh women care more about emotions than physical attractiveness when it comes to sex#we have to have an emotional connection before we can get aroused#ugh NO fuck off you don’t speak for me#YOU have to have some kind of emotional connection before you get aroused#I see a hot guy across the bar and can absolutely instantly get wet and want to fuck him#(I do not because 1) I am in a monogamous relationship 2) I would be way to shy and 3) worried about STIs#but it has absolutely nothing about lack of desire or needing an emotional connection#if I was single and safety was guaranteed I would absolutely be down to fuck)#I just hate those kind of comments#they feel so invalidating#and always reek of that weird: women unlike those nasty men have a more evolved sense of attraction#(ngl I’m a little drunk and I’m just kind of sore about it#stop acting like women’s attraction is some special magical thing#getting wet for someone else because they’re smoking hot isn’t that big of a deal#it’s just physical attraction and whatever sexy persona you unconsciously project into people#some women experience and some don’t#it’s a big array of experience and none are more or any less special than the other)
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