#ugh i’m drunk

[kait-bait8]

I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.

So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.

But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.

Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?

[watchyourbuck]

Do yall understand how insane it is to say “so are you” (a beast) to your one week boyfriend who you’re coming out with before making out with him in public after an unsure-to-comfortable-as-fuck speedrun of like three dates ?????? Buck is so horny for Tommy he’s literally so hard rn

[grunklefordpines]

Wow, drunk ford! Never thought I’d see that after your “karaoke” night. People say “drunk words sober thoughts”, so what are your thoughts on Calypso, and did you and Bill ever actually date? (Am I asking this cause I wanna hear ford drunkenly gush and rant? Yes.)

(due to everything going on during the Christmas Party, I didn’t get the chance to get to my inbox!

But, now that I have the opportunity, I will begin to answer questions that were directed to Ford while he was intoxicated.. “translated” text will be in the tags)

Wwise words! (mumble mumble)..Ssober tthoughtss…..I nneed t’ write—tthat down…

Callie?..Haha…II rreally enjjoy hher company….hher ppresence is…Wwith jjust a word, oor a llook..II’m weak! Haha!

Ssshe iss..llike an angel—Jjust the...Tth—the Sweetest. Jjust the best ddate..I’mm gglad she llet me bring hher…

—But. Bbill? Ggod, ddon’t get—mme sstarted.

Wwe..nnever rreally put..a llabel on itt…Sspent a llot of ttime together..kkaraoke..mmaybe shhared a mmoment or ttwo..Bbut he betrayedd—hhe used me—Thhrew oour rellationshhip—whatever—awayy. Nnone of it mmatters anymmore.

Hhis loss.

II’m ddone—ttalkin’ aabout it.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Warning y’all in advance that I might have reached the end of my Fluffvember stuff :( Simply because idk if I’ll have time to write/draw anything else, I’ma lll ou of queued stuff. But it seems like some are still utilizing the prompts, so I hope everyone continues to have fun with it <3

[juminsfakecat]

ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME

[kaden-q]

Holy moly art

[notabitofabozo]

The Magnus protocol is red. The Magnus archives is green. This must mean something. Please help I’m actually tweaking out trying to solve this in real time of the podcast coming out.

[jesuistrestriste]

heyyy

so i was supposed to answer inbox stuff yesterday but i ended up seeing an ex best friend at a party so that was a tad traumatic + distracted me and my brain for 24 hours

and then i got told by my parents who still live in my hometown that one of our cats is getting put down on monday :D

so i might take a short break from tumblr while i deal w that stuff, or might come back later today and try to distract myself by posting some stuff

be prepared 4 either lol. ok love u guys hehe bye

[charmac]

Just watched Fool’s Paradise!

[exhaustedwerewolf]

hr guy was screaming crying throwing up when I told him I wouldn’t be at the evening part of the xmas social because the date changed and I have a life outside of work and now he sends round the details for the unavoidable lunch part and despite me giving him my dietary requirements well in advance on his request there is simply nothing I can eat. like even ditching the vegetarianism I am allergic to everything on this menu.

[elliesbelle]

me about abby/ellie-coded girl when it’s been an hour and she hasn’t responded to me cause she’s at work 😞

[lil-cattz]

[isdalinarhot]

your health teacher is lying to you when she’s like “have a meal before drinking heavily :)” that’s just propaganda to make you barf your guts out on shot 5 whilst feeling completely sober. do you think Sadeas ever held Dalinar’s mullet back while he got sick in the back of a shady alleyway

[fappellmoan]

people will never understand how intensely this changed lives in 2019. you had to be there

[hellfireeddiemunson]

time to drink soooooooo much water and then pass out for the night bc i’m bored and i think all my friends are asleep

[a1kane]

i hate cis people i really do