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kait-bait8 · 1 year ago

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I will never stop thinking about the fact that the Hunger Games was canonically a drunk hypothetical. It wasn’t some great government scheme.

So many bad dystopian novels that have some crazy world building premise make it seem like some great creation from powerful minds. Some great construction. Think of City of Ember with its box or Divergent with its weird scientists(??) or The Selection with its bachelor premise, they are always “grandly designed.” Even in Catching Fire with the Quarter Quells the Games give off an air of grand planning.

But the hunger games were a HYPOTHETICAL. A crazy, extreme, what if. They were never supposed to exist. They were never supposed to be real.

Who wouldn’t drink themselves to death knowing they thought of the idea in the first place?

#it’s just SO good in ways I can’t articulate #I’m tired and words are hard #BUT IT WAS A DUMB DRUNK CONVERSATION #probably just angry ranting #but then real children killed and were killed by other real children #ugh it’s too much #the hunger games #thg #tbosas

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watchyourbuck · 10 months ago

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Do yall understand how insane it is to say “so are you” (a beast) to your one week boyfriend who you’re coming out with before making out with him in public after an unsure-to-comfortable-as-fuck speedrun of like three dates ?????? Buck is so horny for Tommy he’s literally so hard rn

#he’s so drunk in his manliness #ugh I’m feral #911 #911 fox #911 tv show #911 abc #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 spoilers #911 season seven #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 on abc #911 show #bucktommy #buck x tommy #tommy x buck #tommy kinard

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juminsfakecat · 1 year ago

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ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME

#welcome to samdalri #DOOOO YALLL KNOW #HOW MUCH I LOVE MR QUEEN AND LOVESTUCK IN THE CITY #THIS IS LITERALLT MY FANON UNREALISTIC PAIRING COMING TRUE PLEASE IM DYING #IVR CRIED ALREADY AND ITS NOT EVEN A SAD SHOW #I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SEPARATELY AND IT WORKS SO GOOD HERE FJDJDJJS #I loved her in mr queen so much bc she plays goofy cool girls so well like her demeanor and her energy gives old granny who makes dark jokes #AND LIKE UGH #ji changwook has been trying to be more comedic and romcom since he came back from the army #and I KNOW MY MANS POTIENTAL but his counterparts have not been good #not that they weren’t good at acting but the chemistry test just wasn’t there imo like his antagonist role is doing fine bc he has the look #but UGHHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING THE DRUNK CRYING SCENE IN LOVESTRUCK AND THATS WHERE I KNEW HIS BEST WAS THIS TYPE #loved him and jiwon actually bc he does ‘I’m pathetic for this complicated woman’ so well like idk how to explain it #their chemistry is great in samdalri bc her comedic timing and his pathetic guy thing is just so good I love it #it’s so SPECIFIC FOR ME

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grunklefordpines · 2 months ago

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Wow, drunk ford! Never thought I’d see that after your “karaoke” night. People say “drunk words sober thoughts”, so what are your thoughts on Calypso, and did you and Bill ever actually date? (Am I asking this cause I wanna hear ford drunkenly gush and rant? Yes.)

(due to everything going on during the Christmas Party, I didn’t get the chance to get to my inbox!

But, now that I have the opportunity, I will begin to answer questions that were directed to Ford while he was intoxicated.. “translated” text will be in the tags)

Wwise words! (mumble mumble)..Ssober tthoughtss…..I nneed t’ write—tthat down…

Callie?..Haha…II rreally enjjoy hher company….hher ppresence is…Wwith jjust a word, oor a llook..II’m weak! Haha!

Ssshe iss..llike an angel—Jjust the...Tth—the Sweetest. Jjust the best ddate..I’mm gglad she llet me bring hher…

—But. Bbill? Ggod, ddon’t get—mme sstarted.

Wwe..nnever rreally put..a llabel on itt…Sspent a llot of ttime together..kkaraoke..mmaybe shhared a mmoment or ttwo..Bbut he betrayedd—hhe used me—Thhrew oour rellationshhip—whatever—awayy. Nnone of it mmatters anymmore.

Hhis loss.

II’m ddone—ttalkin’ aabout it.

#*Wise* words!..Sober thoughts..I need to write that down.#*Callie?* Haha. I *really* enjoy her company. Her presence is—With *just* a word or a look—*I’m weak!* Haha!#She is like an *angel*. Just the *sweetest*..Just the best date—I’m glad she let me bring her.#But *Bill?* *God* *don’t* get me *started.*#(We never really put a label on it—Spent a lot of time together..and karaoke..*maybe* shared a moment or two..But—)#He *betrayed*—He *used* me—Threw our relationship—*Whatever*—away—None of it matters anymore.#His loss. I’m done talking about it.#— divider i guess —#he was grinning and giggly and then bill was brought up and he was like Ugh This Guy.#posted this at 3am so it’s not as ‘good’ as i want it to be but haha i loved this question #i had to keep hyping myself up and reminding myself that he’s drunk so it doesn’t have to be incredibly formal #ford pines #calypso the siren #bill cipher #billford #i guess?#gravity falls roleplay #🎄🎉#drunk ford

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skyloftian-nutcase · 3 months ago

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Warning y’all in advance that I might have reached the end of my Fluffvember stuff :( Simply because idk if I’ll have time to write/draw anything else, I’ma lll ou of queued stuff. But it seems like some are still utilizing the prompts, so I hope everyone continues to have fun with it <3

#Just found out that my family is celebrating actual thanksgiving on actual thanksgiving #Which like #never happens???#Usually we do thanksgiving with extended family who we don’t really like but have to do it with #But this year it’s different??#Kind of weird #Not sure how I feel about it #Also I’m doing Friendsgiving which I’ve NEVER done before so that’s really fun too #Point is I probably won’t have time #Alcohol is making me way too chatty I need to SLEEP dang it #I feel compelled to say this every time I mention that I’m drinking on this site lol but:#To all my lovelies who are minors:#I promise I’m not drunk and I don’t advise you to use alcohol to get to that point as it’s dumb and useless #I’m just buzzed lol because I need to remind my body that I need to SLEEP #Even tho it’s def not the best way to do it #I’m going to shut up now #Anyway good night lovelies :)#But on a different note BOO that I can’t write/draw anything for all the LoZ game birthdays this month T-T #It’s my bday month and I love sharing it with Twi and Sky and Time and even Legend #But I can’t write anything for them ugh #I think those are the Blorbo bday this month at least #I know for sure it’s Sky and Legend but idk if it’s Time or Twi or both

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notabitofabozo · 8 months ago

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The Magnus protocol is red. The Magnus archives is green. This must mean something. Please help I’m actually tweaking out trying to solve this in real time of the podcast coming out.

#the magnus archives #i’m sobbing #OMG WAIT IM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THE MECHANISMS JUST CAME ON #I LOVE YOU JONNY SIMS #WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE #guys I miss Tim.#I’ve been missing Tim. for so long.#can he be alive again #tim stoker #i miss you #I miss you tim #come back #please #come back to me #Tim.#ugh

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classical-cliterature · 3 hours ago

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I LOVE BEING A WEIRD FEMME DYKE. I LOVE BREAKING GENDER NORMS AND ALERTING THE MASSES OF MY ARRIVAL WITH THE CLINKING OF MY CARABINER. I LOVE LOVING WOMEN RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅

#seriously you guys #i’m drunk and sentimental #i love being a lesbian #it’s who i am in every sense of the ways #UGH I LOVE BUTCHES

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jesuistrestriste · 1 year ago

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heyyy

so i was supposed to answer inbox stuff yesterday but i ended up seeing an ex best friend at a party so that was a tad traumatic + distracted me and my brain for 24 hours

and then i got told by my parents who still live in my hometown that one of our cats is getting put down on monday :D

so i might take a short break from tumblr while i deal w that stuff, or might come back later today and try to distract myself by posting some stuff

be prepared 4 either lol. ok love u guys hehe bye

#i’m unwell #i was also so drunk when i saw my ex best friend yesterday #and it was so bad guys #UGH.#i don’t think i’ve fully processed that my cat is.. yeah

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charmac · 2 years ago

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Just watched Fool’s Paradise!

#wow! that was BAD!#im drinking btw #not even drunk but tipsy yes #damn it’s sad but weirdly like #huh…#thinking about how bad this movie was #looking past the fac that it was clearly a lot of satirical inside jokes that don’t click for a general audience #the plot just massively lacked cohesiveness #it made me realise that charlie never writes an ep of sunny alone?#like he’s always with rob or glenn #and obviously we know charlie and rob have their fights and differences #but watching something JUST written by charlie kinda goes to show how Rob is a balance he needs #he can pick up the gaps and the connecting points that are missing throughout #again like weird ass movie it’s hard to believe this man is involved on sunny if i had only seen that movie from him #but yeah…interesting he’s always a COwriter for sunny #they really need to bounce and work off each other huh #need someone to check them a little? let them know what works and what doesn’t #hm.#ugh i’m kinda annoyed i watched it ngl.#it made me worried for sunny16 which is literally definitely irrational #but jesus christttttt dude #what did i just WATCH.

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exhaustedwerewolf · 1 year ago

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hr guy was screaming crying throwing up when I told him I wouldn’t be at the evening part of the xmas social because the date changed and I have a life outside of work and now he sends round the details for the unavoidable lunch part and despite me giving him my dietary requirements well in advance on his request there is simply nothing I can eat. like even ditching the vegetarianism I am allergic to everything on this menu.

#wwolf.txt #also like man I don’t drink and I hate people and I have a fatigue disorder. spending a Tuesday night watching my horrifically drunk #colleagues scream-singing to bandoke makes me want to die and that’s only barely hyperbole.#like. this guy really grinds my gears because he’s so AGGRESSIVELY nice it circles right back around into being super counterproductive and #irritating.#like when I started I saw pronouns were optional on our HR profiles- so I didn’t include mine because I didn’t know if other people would #and I didn’t want to put myself at work by being the only one to do it. I didn’t know the vibe. DAY ONE he’s like ‘it’s optional but 🔫 PUT #IN YOUR PRONOUNS WE ARE TRANS INCLUSIVE 🔫’ like you actually have a trans employee and you are speaking to him and you are also directly #stressing him out by doing this :)#and then recently he was coming to my office and was like ‘let me bring you something!’ and I’m sitting here like. one I am uncomfy with you #spending money on me and two. I have Severe allergic reactions and I don’t know or trust you. and three I brought lunch today because I’m #broke. so I’m really fine. and me being like ‘thank you for the offer but I’m okay!’ just led to back and forth and back and forth and #‘[insert coworker name here] never refuses my offers’ like…#ugh. he just drives me up to wall.#oh and don’t call him HR because Humans aren’t a ‘resource’ he’s in ‘people’#🙄🙄🙄

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elliesbelle · 1 year ago

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me about abby/ellie-coded girl when it’s been an hour and she hasn’t responded to me cause she’s at work 😞

#as if she doesn’t snap me like 500x a day even while she’s at work LMAOOOO #i was drunk snapping her last night and she was being so cute about it ugh #i’m gonna kiss her face SO hard y’all #and then im gonna climb her almost 6 foot ass like a tree—#who said that nobody said that #belle speaks

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isdalinarhot · 11 months ago

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your health teacher is lying to you when she’s like “have a meal before drinking heavily :)” that’s just propaganda to make you barf your guts out on shot 5 whilst feeling completely sober. do you think Sadeas ever held Dalinar’s mullet back while he got sick in the back of a shady alleyway

#luke.txt #drunkposting #purple dragon jungle juice #emeto #health teachers seem to be operating in some sort of alternate universe where people don’t primarily drink to get drunk #this wasn’t Got Too Drunk barfing this was Put Too Much Damn Shit In My Stomach barfing #AND it’s 78 degrees in my apartment so I’m dealing with PS3 Air Vodka bc I haven’t gotten it through my thick skull that ITS SPRING #ITS NO LONGER COOL IN THE APARTMENT. REFRIGERATE YOUR SHIT #ugh

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fappellmoan · 1 year ago

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people will never understand how intensely this changed lives in 2019. you had to be there

#fuckkkkkkk now i gotta go look at my tag ugh. UGH!#i have to type up a post later about just how serious it was to me lmfao. god. can people please pretend to like lesbian content at least #it’s killing me i’m getting nothing. if i see one more thing abt renewing that pirate show i will start doxxing. idk how but i will #abby talks #sorry i’ve just had a violent streak lately 💞#me drunk in the bathroom: they should let me kill someone 💖🥰

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hellfireeddiemunson · 1 year ago

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time to drink soooooooo much water and then pass out for the night bc i’m bored and i think all my friends are asleep

#i get so bored so fast when i’m drunk ugh. like i wanna have fun and enjoy it but when i don’t have anyone to talk to i’m like ok bye zzzzzz

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