#drunk ford

[askdrunkfordpines]

"Dear Moses, get your act together. You're making a fool of yourself"

@the-muses-puppeteer

Mmake me. (He takes a swig of his drink , glaring at you.)

[mother-ofthe-universedraws]

FINALLY bringing back The Lost Stan’s, for real this time, starting by re-drawing old Lost Stan’s art. Goddamn I’ve come a long way!

In case y���all missed this AU (back before I lost my old tumblr account) basically an old, alcoholic Ford adopts a younger Stan from a different dimension, and takes him on Rick and Morty-like adventures across the multiverse. It was fun!

Old versions below

[gggafie]

@docakscp @kat-lsyeah basically what happened:

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[ckret2]

I'd like to think Bill was projecting in the paragraph on hibernation.

(fun fact! every color in bill's clothes, breakup recovery objects, and furniture were color picked from ford's body! yes bill did get a leather couch the same color as ford's flesh!)

[meanyart]

"one thing lead to another"

[huginsmemory]

The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

[rosieleej]

It’s crazy that the twins are turning 25 today because at this moment probably Dipper has already finished his degree in engineering and is doing a masters and maybe a PHD, Mabel having finished hers in art. At this rate they’re old enough to drink, and drive, and vote and reflect on what-the-f happened to them as kids. Right now they’re probably celebrating their birthday in a small private party in the shack. Now the grunkles are 80 yrs and too old to sail at sea. Maybe now Greta is about to marry that duke; she’s as confident and beautiful as she’s ever been. Maybe Candy has some interesting stuff going on. Soos has a child with Melody, and the grandma has passed away, Waddles as well. Wendy is probably not working at the Mystery Shack ( she still cuts wood in her free time). The Weirdmagedon was so much time ago that all of Gravity Falls now can laugh about it. No one really talks about Bill, or the monsters, or the destruction, death and fear that came with them. For more than a decade the town has been at peace. For more than a decade Ford hasn’t feel like a freak. For more than a decade Stan has had what he had wanted for the most part of his life. For more than a decade the Pines twins, both sets, have been loved.

Mabel is now longer afraid of growing up. She already has, and she’s thriving. Dipper doesn’t fears he’s not good enough. Maybe their parents divorced, maybe they didn’t, but each year instead of going home in summer break from college they go to the same small town that opened their arms to them so so many years ago, and they feel like children again.

They. The children that taught me that growing up maybe is not so bad.

Happy Birthday indeed Mabel and Dipper Pines

[sluug-juice]

Doodles of Bill and Pyramid Steve (due to the new lore from Alex H. it's canon that Bill owns a flip phone)

[scramratz]

They need to turn alcohol into pills that don’t fuck up your liver cuz the only thing that makes me feel like a normal human is this patron fr

[askdrunkfordpines]

"Now, this is a Sixer that can have fun!" He takes a buttle of rum out of his jacket

@reverse-falls-stan

Of courss I kno how t have fun stanlee

[sixerstanley]

Now I'm thinking about drunk Ford being clingy as HELL to Stan. Very cuddly too. He snuggles up next to him and tucks his face into his neck and Stan is like "this is nice :)" internally but then Ford starts to fucking. Nuzzle against him and Stan's like "...?" And then Ford starts to KISS HIS NECK

at this point Stan is trying to get Ford's attention but Ford is solely focused on leaving marks on Stan, maybe even biting Stan's earlobe a bit too

Anyways I'm thinking Stan is eventually able to get Ford off of him or maybe Ford falls asleep, but you know what would be funny. If, in the morning, Stan is able to be gone long enough that when he comes back and Ford sees the marks on Stan's neck, he doesn't remember and he gets. Jealous at whoever left the marks

What I'm saying is. Dude gets jealous of himself

Cue the clown music

[butchtateandtackle]

COLLEGE HAS BEEN EATING ME ALIVE BUT ALAS I RETURN WITH ME OLD MEN

[s0up1ta]

playing with them in my head like barbie dolls

[cibokilley]

I'm getting sucked back in, boys