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askdrunkfordpines · 4 days ago

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"Dear Moses, get your act together. You're making a fool of yourself"

@the-muses-puppeteer

Mmake me. (He takes a swig of his drink , glaring at you.)

#drunk ford #drunkposting #if he had an odd number of fingers he'd flip you off /silly

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mother-ofthe-universedraws · 2 years ago

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FINALLY bringing back The Lost Stan’s, for real this time, starting by re-drawing old Lost Stan’s art. Goddamn I’ve come a long way!

In case y’all missed this AU (back before I lost my old tumblr account) basically an old, alcoholic Ford adopts a younger Stan from a different dimension, and takes him on Rick and Morty-like adventures across the multiverse. It was fun!

Old versions below

#gravity falls #the lost stans #lost stans AU #stanley pines #stan pines #stanford pines #ford pines #drunk ford #glowstick stan #multiverse #multiverse adventures #gravity falls multiverse #old art lol

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gggafie · 1 year ago

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@docakscp @kat-lsyeah basically what happened:

#gravity falls #bill cipher #drunk ford #ford pines #billford #CHAOS MARRAIGE CHAOS MARRAIGE CHAOS MARRIAGE-

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s0up1ta · 3 months ago

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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are #they're so awful for each other i hate them so much #something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk #irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops #billford #the book of bill #book of bill #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust #s0up1tart

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krysmcscience · 2 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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ckret2 · 2 months ago

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I'd like to think Bill was projecting in the paragraph on hibernation.

(fun fact! every color in bill's clothes, breakup recovery objects, and furniture were color picked from ford's body! yes bill did get a leather couch the same color as ford's flesh!)

#(except the ice cream. that's the color the show uses for blood. I'm taking it for granted that Ford has the same blood color as Dipper.)#bill cipher #billford #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #fanart #my art #(love that it's canon that bill handles relationships falling apart by getting sobbing-at-the-fast-food-cashier drunk)#(and eating an irresponsible amount of food. and then he makes fun of that behavior on the website. who r u fooling.)

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meanyart · 3 months ago

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"one thing lead to another"

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huginsmemory · 3 months ago

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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

#i mean tbh i feel like Bill would have NEVER let that information be forgotten and would CONSTANTLY remind Ford about it #as a manipulation technique but id also get the vibe disney would have DEFINITELY axed any direct implications of them being married #at keast definitely during the show. book of bill also probably considering them having a relationship is heavily implied but not outright #stated #also its EXTREMELY funny to me if both the twins married people while drunk #hugin rambles #book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #gravity falls #bill cipher #billford #ford pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #hugin rambles gf

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rosieleej · 2 months ago

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It’s crazy that the twins are turning 25 today because at this moment probably Dipper has already finished his degree in engineering and is doing a masters and maybe a PHD, Mabel having finished hers in art. At this rate they’re old enough to drink, and drive, and vote and reflect on what-the-f happened to them as kids. Right now they’re probably celebrating their birthday in a small private party in the shack. Now the grunkles are 80 yrs and too old to sail at sea. Maybe now Greta is about to marry that duke; she’s as confident and beautiful as she’s ever been. Maybe Candy has some interesting stuff going on. Soos has a child with Melody, and the grandma has passed away, Waddles as well. Wendy is probably not working at the Mystery Shack ( she still cuts wood in her free time). The Weirdmagedon was so much time ago that all of Gravity Falls now can laugh about it. No one really talks about Bill, or the monsters, or the destruction, death and fear that came with them. For more than a decade the town has been at peace. For more than a decade Ford hasn’t feel like a freak. For more than a decade Stan has had what he had wanted for the most part of his life. For more than a decade the Pines twins, both sets, have been loved.

Mabel is now longer afraid of growing up. She already has, and she’s thriving. Dipper doesn’t fears he’s not good enough. Maybe their parents divorced, maybe they didn’t, but each year instead of going home in summer break from college they go to the same small town that opened their arms to them so so many years ago, and they feel like children again.

They. The children that taught me that growing up maybe is not so bad.

Happy Birthday indeed Mabel and Dipper Pines