jesuistrestriste

[jesuistrestriste]

sorry…… sorry bbno$ what………………….

[jesuistrestriste]

wait pedro pascal said on national television that he’s “into submission” (as in he likes to submit) and then when he got a funny look he said “but i am! :D”

we are in the middle of a revolution…….

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will be writing about unspeakable horrors on my sideblog tonight

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fun fact: i am your biggest fan. source? me. trust me. seriously trust.

i have bad news. that means u r just as freaky as me……

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I think that grown ass men need to stop JOKING about wearing glittery pink Victoria's Secret thongs and actually WEAR them.

Like REAL men 🦅🦅🔥‼️

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no seriously like ok.. ur all talk.. where are those rhinestone studded bright pink panties and why aren’t they on you

and where is that mesh bralette with the slutty little bow in the center that i can see ur tits thru and why aren’t you spread out on the bed with it on your chest

PUT THEM ON NOW ! ! ! !

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Ur response to my dilf ask stuck in my head so i made a bot based on it......

AAAA i just read the greeting…. yes dilf!art get huffy when i say im not hungry…. yes dilf!art feed me fruit…..

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girl i just realized i sent you the same audio i sent before😭 oopsie guess i’m a creature of habit

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its okay bby im here for it all

nothing like a good re-listen hehee <3

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I could write essays on this.... the clips chosen for every lyric, the TRANSITIONS, the everything HNNHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yCax8M/

everyone follow vsrhythmae on tiktok it's never a miss

OH GAWD i just looked at their account

tashi w/ under pressure !!? artrick w/ supercut ?!? i think i need to block them

[jesuistrestriste]

I say things in ur invox like ur my therapist sorry

its ok babes this is a safe space <3

and on that note, let’s talk about your relationship with your parents shall we 📋

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https://x.com/34dirtyshoes/status/1889492244945661963?s=46

so artppatrick core

ohmygodfrotting

jerking pat + art off like this while they grind their sticky tips together:3 them just moaning and feeling up each other’s pecs and biceps while you tell them how hot they both look. maybe after they both finish, you tell them that they have to rock-paper-scissor for who has to clean up the other’s dick hmm

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Making Art hold his orgasm when all he wants to do, has to do, is cum.

“You want to be good right? Prove it. Hold it for me. Ah-ah, don’t you dare cum.”

And, Lord, is he trying. He’s trying so hard, sweating and damn near convulsing until you start to degrade him for being so easy, so greedy and he just… breaks.

mmm art who’s into degradation <3

i firmly believe that art would NOT have the mental bandwidth to hold back from cumming, but yes, he would certainly try lmao

like imagine he’s fucking into you with your legs wrapped around him, his hips slapping against you as he gives his cock to you so willingly, and he’s just whimpering into your neck. crying about how he ‘can’t hold it anymore’ and how you’re going to ‘break his dick’ if you don’t let him finish soon..

and you just have to hold his chin and force him to look at you. you can see it on his face, the way he’s teetering on the thin edge that drops straight off into a huge orgasm.

“don’t,” you warn him, a thumb over his quivering bottom lip, “don’t you fucking dare, art. you’ve done good so far, just hold it for me a bit longer..”

but the way your tone is lowered and almost gruff just sends him hurtling into his release without so much as a peep of a warning. he’s suddenly just slamming balls-deep inside you as his eyes roll back and he shudders against your chest. he makes a half-hearted attempt to rub your parts in hopes that you’ll cum with him and forget his disobedience, but it just makes you clench around him which only makes him finish harder :/

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i wanna hold a vibrator to arts tip while he squirms and keens. force him to get off on that alone while he begs for more even though he knows it won’t work 🚬😮‍💨

and me too ! tbh i wanna strap a hitachi wand to his dick, tie him down to the bed, and just leave him like that all day. wanna come home at 10 PM to find him a complete mess in bed—the wand still going bc it’s plugged into the wall. he’d be completely incoherent and wasted off of pleasure ! it’d be wonderful

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Nursing handjob blurb PLEASEEEEEEE I'm on my knees I'm begging all I've ever needed

ask and you shall receive...47 days later

he comes home late from tennis practice and is immediately curling into your lap, worn out and even a little sweaty.

'bad practice?' you croon sympathetically, stroking your fingers through his blonde curls.

he nuzzles into your further, his lips pressing light kisses on your neck 'mhm serving too slow.' and you could practically hear the pout in his voice.

'oh baby' you croon sympathetically, lifting his flushed face up to meet yours. 'you want mommy to make it all go away?' you say softly and his puppy dog eyes impossibly wide and he nods fervently, burrowing into your chest with a ferocious need.

this whole thing had been all too easy, how just a few weeks in your relationship when art accidentally let 'mommy' slip as he ate you out, to now, nearly a year later with lactation pills sitting on the kitchen counter when you'd come home from work a couple of days ago and now you were essentially 'art's mommy' whenever the two of you were at home, and he was your 'baby'.

art tugs at your shirt gently, a sign of his growing impatience and you roll your eyes. 'i'm doing it.' he shuffles around on your lap so his upper body was lying on your lap, his muscled legs taking up the rest of the couch as he lies down. you take your shirt off and reveal your chest, nipples perking as the air hits them, you didn't wear a bra in the house, never felt the need to and especially now. art's eyes widen like he's just seen the gates of heaven, an undeniable lust in his eyes and you're certain you hear soft whimpers building in the back of his throat. 'mommy...' he whines, lips parting already.

'oh you're so obedient' you coo, watching him squirm in anticipation, noting the semi that was already grown in his tennis shorts. he whines harder, and you debate teasing him a little longer before lifting his head up to let him know he could latch on. art lets out a soft squeak of excitement as his tongue lavishes your nipples before his mouth covers it, sucking on the bud eagerly.

'good boy' you breathe as you shudder, no matter how many times the two of you did this, it felt euphoric and you pressed your thighs closer together, a not so subtle sign of how pleasurable this was for you too. art's eyes light up as he feels the first drop of breastmilk hits his tongue and lets out a soft moan, suckling even more eagerly, teeth grazing your nipple, his hard cock straining his gym shorts, desperate for release.

your hands slips down his toned stomach and pushes down his gym shorts, and his whimpering intensfies, and you feel him sucking more ferverently. you swiftly pull his gym shorts and boxers down in one practiced movement, freeing his twitching cock and art grunts around your nipple. you bring your hand up back up his thighs, deliberately brushing your fingers against his ball and art trembles, nearly choking on your boob. your fingertips slide up his shaft, taunting him, slipping over his tip and feeling the wetness starting to accumulate there. art moans low, hips bucking, desperate for more stimulation.

you hand moves down from the tip of his cock to the base in a slow steady motion and you swear you can see his eyes roll into the back of his head. you pump him slowly, hand gripping his dick and sliding up and down as he continues to suckle on your tit. you increase your pace and his moans grow, muffled 'yes' over and over against your nipple.

his body starts to tense up, a sign of his impending orgasm and your hand slows and he whines, looking up at you with pleading, glassy eyes. you press your thumb into his tip and he jerks, cum spilling out without permission, dribbling down his thick cock. you press down harder, milking every last drop from him as his body continues to jerk, mouth still attached to you.

'did you cum without permission?' you coo, fingers still stroking his twitching tip and he nods, looking suddenly crestfallen over his not only ruined orgasm, but an illegal one at that. you start to pump him again and he squirms, trying to free himself. 'i know' you croon, knowing he can take one more orgasm even when he pretends he can't. 'this is what naughty boys get' and he whines around your nipple, sucking more fervently, a source of comfort as you continue to grip his cock.

you increase your pace and art squirms even more, lips detaching from your nipple to whisper 'can't- need-' dazily, lost in the sensation of your hand. he licks the breastmilk off his lips and rests his head against your chest, each pump of his cock, causing him to moan 'mommy-'. his body starts to twitch then, 'didn't take long huh' you taunt and he whines, 'please mommy- please mommy- please mommy' and suddenly he's shooting ropes of hot white cum onto his stomach with a shuddering moan, gasping for air as he cums and cums, unable to stop. you take your hand off his dick and stroke his hair instead, 'good boy- doing so well for mommy' and art manages a small smile, still dazed. he whimpers and you let him latch back on to your nipple, draining the last few drops of milk from your tits, both of you milked dry.

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a small(ish) celebrity/musician that ive been crushing on in relative silence just openly said on a podcast that he’s always wanted to get pegged and just hasn’t found the right partner to do it to him yet and i feel like im going crazy

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Ok... sage. As a fellow submissive man enjoyer.. do u ever have like a rareee urge for the flipsode. Like it's so weird to me because i neverrr like dom men its sooo corny but recently i just neeeed like dilf art to baby me idk maybe it's because im super depressed 😮‍💨

Its so outside of my usual taste im literally so baffled but its all i keep thinking about!

confession time: ….yes.

in terms of my attraction towards men, i’m into cute submissive losers like 99.9% of the time. the thought of (irl) men trying to dom just makes my skin crawl. but! weirdly! there’s usually like one (1) or two (2) days a month where im suddenly wanting to get folded in half by a big, tall, muscly dude. i dont know what comes over me ! (i lied. i do. it’s ovulation.)

i’ve never rlly daydreamed about rough dom!art, because the thought that he would ever dominate anyone that way is unrealistic/unappealing to me personally (even though i like writing about it sometimes), but i do whole-heartedly see the appeal in a soft, loving dilf!art. like yea, wrap your arms around me and tell me how much you care about me while you hit it in collapsed doggy…. hm.

now i’m thinking

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hi sage i saw ur post about the debilitating friendship breakup and just wanted to say im here for u. i know what ur going through and it actually sucks so so bad. if u ever need anything at all u can dm me <33

spencer ;-; <33 i appreciate that endlessly, thank u so very much

it definitely does suck, but it’s part of life. i’m trying to remind myself that this is probably for the best anyways, but augh it hurts. one day at a time..!

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Sage:( I had a fight with my boyfriend of 2 years like a week ago and I’m not feeling great about it. We resolved it as best we could, and I know fights are part of relationships (trust me, we’ve had PLENTY) but this one felt different. And now, for me at least, things feel off and it’s scaring me. We saw each other yesterday and it was really awkward and he wasn’t as affectionate as he normally is with me and that made me feel really bad still. I told him this and he just didn’t care, he dismissed me and went home after 30 minutes. And his goodnight text was so short, he just typed “Gn”. All of his texts have been short and I’m trying to talk to him about what’s wrong but he’s just not letting me in. I fear we’re heading for a breakup…

oh sweetheart, i’m so sorry:(

i know all-too-well that feeling of subtle tension/off-ness after you fight with a loved one. it never feels good, and it can definitely stir up some heavy doses of anxiety. i totally get it.

+ regardless of what happened during the fight, when someone withholds affection it can be really hurtful. sure, it might be a result of them feeling defensive or hurt themselves, but i know it can be hard to adjust to that loss of intimacy and comfortability. i’m sorry your boyfriend was dismissive of you vocalizing this to him:( that’s not cool.

if you’re actively trying to communicate with him about the situation and he’s not being receptive to that, on top of being cold and turning inwards, then it might not hurt to send a text to him and express that you’re feeling unsteady about the state of your guys’ relationship (if you haven’t already). im not rlly qualified to give advice lol, but if you love/care about this person and feel that stuff from the argument can be reconciled, i don’t see how it could do harm to express that you’ve noticed his behavior change since the incident + that you care about how he’s doing. maybe this will make him more aware of his actions and open the door for a more honest conversation (and hopefully he’ll be willing to open up about his own feelings) ?

honestly, i’m a lil pissed off on your behalf lmao i know that shutting down is not an uncommon response when you get into conflict, but refusing to acknowledge it and allowing your partner to continue to try to reason with you + dance around your cold-shoulder/passive aggressiveness seems quite childish. at the very least i feel like he could give you some sense of direction (ie “i need some space until im ready to talk” or “im honestly still upset because xyz” etc). however i do not know what went down lol

obviously you should do whatever you feel is right for you and your wellbeing/your relationship though ! i’m sending you my love and support <33 take it day by day, and don’t forget to take care of yourself in the process