jesuistrestriste

[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about dilf!art picking up a college girl at a bar down the street from his apartment. he gets tipsy with her off of vodka sodas before taking her back to his place, giggling the whole walk there, and then immediately pulling her to sit on the sofa.

he’s easing her down to lean back into the cushions while he sinks to his knees and then gently spreads her legs with his warm, calloused hands. peering up at her through blonde lashes as he leans forward and kisses her thighs, his lips soft and wet and eager.

his fingers work to push up her black mini skirt, and then his teeth make their way up to nip at the fabric of her panties. the young woman’s touch digs into his left shoulder and his head of golden hair, her body writhing with anticipation while she bites at her lower lip.

he tugs her underwear down in the next second before he’s smushing his face into her folds; fluttering his tongue over her sticky sweet flesh, his eyes rolling back before squeezing shut.

art’s pulsing and leaking in his slacks like a desperate virgin, and he hopes that the woman above him mistakes the flush on his cheeks for arousal and not the embarrassment it actually indicates.

in an effort to distract her, he slides his tongue into her hole..

and she just can’t help but let her hips vault up against his mouth, forcing him to further smother himself in her sopping cunt. the filthy moans pulled from his chest send warm vibrations up her spine from her swollen clit, and he gives the bud a languid lick before swallowing around it and hollowing his cheeks.

“mm,” he hums, forcing his eyes open to watch the way she’s crying out and squirming, “mhm.. mhmm, mhm— mhm—!”

right when he feels her twitch over his tongue, he disconnects and gasps for air; drool and slick covering his chin and nose as he rushes three of his fingers up to swipe them side to side urgently over her most sensitive spot. the wet sounds that echo out are lewd at the very least.

the girl squeals, nodding, and then tips her head back as she feels her orgasm rushing through her body.

shit, the high he gets from witnessing it is more than enough on its own to make his cock swell and squirt into his briefs. it’s a mess that he’ll deal with later.

for now, it’s all about her.

“oh god, yeah.. come for me, baby, come for me.. mmn— fuck—“ art whines, before surging forward to take her back into his mouth and drink everything that gushes from her perfect parts.

the taste of it is melting over his palate and subduing him like some kind of poison; his brain and body shuddering with a numbing pleasure he can’t quite describe. it hits him so hard, in fact, that his hands start to tremble where they cling to her hips. he just can’t get enough.

he’s sucking and swallowing like a man completely dying of thirst, and he plans to do it again and again until she’s limp and blissed out.

doesn’t matter that they just met tonight, he’ll give her whatever she needs for the next eight (8) whole hours until she has to go to her lecture in the early morning.

it’s the most gentlemanly thing to do, after all.

[jesuistrestriste]

this might be a stupid ass question but how did you do that color gradient on the text of your pinned post?

! ! here : link

u have to manually go into your post's html code and whatnot, but it's pretty easy to do after you've done it a few times and get used to the steps :D

[jesuistrestriste]

omg omg yes!! I second the bot making idea ik you'd eatt

i sat down earlier today and briefly tried to construct a bot and omg?? maybe i’m overthinking it but i am so confused on the difference between a character ‘description’ and character ‘definition’. i get that one is what the character is supposed to look/act like and the other is kinda how the bot is supposed to respond in the chat, but im confused abt the formatting for it .. hmm

like the {{user}} and {{character}} code stuff is smth i’m trying to get used to

[jesuistrestriste]

me when i get stressed abt possibly missing notifs from mutuals and then them thinking that i hate them :0

[jesuistrestriste]

has anyone watched carry-on on netflix bc taron egerton’s character is literally re2 leon kennedy . i’m frothing at the mout h

[jesuistrestriste]

group premature ejactulation starts in 20 min- oh,, ffuck im. im so sorry >< this- this usually never happens

[jesuistrestriste]

The lack of Omega!Art is killing me.

ohh don’t get me STARTED on a/b/o challengers au …

omega!art, alpha!tashi, beta(omega?)!pat

tashi marking art from the very beginning, rubbing her scent all over him to make sure others know that he’s hers.

art going into heat every couple of months; hiding himself away in his room and huddling with a pile of patrick + tashi’s clothes on the floor. he’s whimpering and humping every soft item that he can stuff between his shaking legs, trying to dull the ache that only tash can relieve:( and he’s covering everything in a thick slick that smells and tastes like caramel, but it doesn’t relieve any of the desperate heat swelling in his gut

he has to call tashi and beg her to come over asap— he needs her to fuck him; to pop her knot into his parts and fill him perfectly in a way that, of course, only his mate can </3 he’s dragging his hips languidly over her sweater shoved against his crotch, and cries into the phone

“help me, tash,” he sniffles, little moans pulling through his breathlessness as he ruts into the fabric, “need you so bad.. it hurts, it won’t stop— i need you to come over… need you to knot me.. need you to pup me… please, please, please..!”

he’s a mess until tashi can sneak off the courts and go take care of him. she plays with his parts until he comes twice, and then fucks him hard for the next four hours until he passes out blissfully lol a lil satisfied smirk on his face as he curls himself around his alpha and buries his nose into her neck

[jesuistrestriste]

Sorry i be blowing up ur inbox i just love u

i love uuu bae i’m sry im just so bad at getting into my ask box on a regular basis </3 it’s a mess but ur asks always always hit the mark .. i go crazy ..

[jesuistrestriste]

cw: p link, sounding, foodplay! sorry if that isn’t your thing sage, i’ve never seen you post about either but i HAD to share

https://x.com/ps1lad/status/1866902832541991287?s=46

https://x.com/ps1lad/status/1865375381785649569?s=46

HELLLLOOOOOO???

waitttt no bc i see the vision, i do .. but also wouldn’t that burn w/ the peppermint ..

hmm maybe he’s into that ! ! masochism 4 the win

+ this is single-handedly the most festive porn ive ever seen — he had a theme in mind and he succeeded in its execution mhm

[jesuistrestriste]

PLS MAKE BOTS!! i love anything u make. house husband!art would eat or HEAR ME OUT bsf!art whose embarrassed abt being inexperienced so you..experience w him to make him feel better. just an idea idk 😛

gahhh ! ! i’m rlly thinking about sitting down this weekend and finally making some:,,) i’m admittedly in a slight writing slump rn and i think a change in writing medium might help ?

an inexperienced bsf!art bot would be so fun to make .. i love that idea <3 i’m gonna see how it goes when i open up c.ai later hehe

[jesuistrestriste]

https://soundgasm.net/u/Enough-Seesaw/Cumming-twice-with-my-Hitachi

hey sage, its the same anon who sent that last nsfw audio by daxfaps. wanted to share this because this is also very art coded

- 🎙️

O H MY GOD ..

i <3 boys who use vibes hehe so hot idc

also the guy in the audio sounds so cute.. he’s so art:( the whimpers and groans and edging himself

and the “i wanna cum” and “oh yeah, right there” ike oooh ! ! ! ok !

so pretty:3 i think art would use a hitachi on himself while ur pegging him or even just when you wanna watch him get himself off urghh

[jesuistrestriste]

fucking art in the hotel room window while he’s on tour.. the possibility of someone seeing him.. maybe a fan.. just thinking

oh i know he leaves those curtains wide open..

maybe he’s kicked back in one of the lounge chairs by the huge windows, holding your hips and moaning while you ride him

or he’s got you pressed up against the glass while he takes you from behind.

your chest and cheek smushed tenderly into the cool surface as he pummels your insides with his cock, leaning in to gasp and whimper into the back of your neck. he’s snaking his hand around to the front of your head to cup your jaw, his balls slapping your sticky folds

“y’think someone’s gon’ look up and see us?” he’s babbling, completely drunk off of you and the fire coiling in his pelvis, “ngh.. wan’ them to see.. wanna be seen with you, baby, wanna let them see me cum inside you.. wanna let them see me make you cummm—“

and then he’s grabbing your hips and bouncing you back against his movements, praying that some sneaky fans will be looking up to the building and taking pictures with their cell phones .. watching as he pushes into you for the last time and his face crumples with pleasure; his length warmly shooting everything he’s got into your greedy body. pulse after pulse after pulse. he’s nothing but whimpers and pleading groans, and you can feel his fingers curling into your sides as his thighs shake.

“cummin’… cumming, cumming, cumming ‘nside you— oh god, tell me someone’s watching—!”

… total freak …

[jesuistrestriste]

imagine playing a round of never have i ever with patrick and art like ofc patrick drinks every. single. time. the things you and art ask get very out of hand but patrick just smiles dumbly while taking a sip of his drink. art looks kinda horrified while you just ask “SERIOUSLY?????”

helpp patrick is such a FREAK. i know he would be getting wasted just sitting there and drinking for the wildest ones

like art’s being dumb and tipsy and says “never have i ever.. gotten my ‘salad tossed’..”

and he’s giggling bc he wants to see if you’ll drink, but the two of u are immediately aware of the fact that pat is raising his cup and gulping down his alcohol . he finishes and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and just looks at you guys like “what?”

the whole scene basically looks like this

[jesuistrestriste]

Wdytttt of transmasc Art. Like. I just wanna know ur opinion

i adore any and all versions of art <3 i think transmasc art is just as hot n sexy as cis art and i would do anything either of them asked me to idc that’s my darling angel . he gets whatever he wants ! ! ! !

[jesuistrestriste]

Girl I would literally kill for you to make c.ai bots

gahhh i want to so bad, and i actually drafted a bot awhile back to experiment with, but i never officially published any finished bots :,D maybe sometime in the near future, but i feel like rn im just so focused on writing that i get preoccupied with it and forget other projects teehee

i was thinking about making some art donaldson bots though that would be based off of some of the fics/drabbles i’ve written (ie maybe puppy!art + trainer!pat + trainer!you, or a house husband!art bot based off of my ‘cooking and cleaning’ fic)

(if anyone would be interested in those two specific example bots lmk, and maybe i’ll shift some of my motivation towards creating those !)

[jesuistrestriste]

!!!erectile dysfunction art!!! we all cheered

i luv him ! ! i know he feels bad abt it and experiences some degree of guilt/shame (the screenplay is evidence), so i can imagine that he’d do a LOT to try to redeem himself:/ going down on you constantly, fingering you whenever you want it, even using a strap-on ..

that man will do it all ! because ! i feel like he’d internalize it and tell himself that he’s even more of a failure bc he can’t even ‘properly satisfy’ you (even if it’s not smth he can control) !

[jesuistrestriste]

i posted a *minor* thirst trap on my insta story last night w/ a song attached, and this dude i’ve been ghosting for a good handful of months swiped up and said “months of silence and then an elliot smith song”

like.. well, yes ! u told me u wanted me to call u daddy ! and then made an odd comment abt my body while i was literally in bed with u ! ! so take the elliot smith song and go thank yeww