#mariii

[jesuistrestriste]

so sometimes onlyfans or ppl on sites like those will make a video moaning all their subscribers names and i’m picturing that with gonner!art 🤭

or he pays for a private video. cums instantly but watched it so many times. she’s rubbing her clit and saying his name with her brows all furrowed. his poor cock.

he would ABSOLUTELY pay for that. he would pay extra for that, actually. and he would count down the hours/days until its time for the creator to post the video. it’s like a holiday for him. two boxes of tissues on his desk, his laptop plugged-in and already fully charged, bottle of lotion and tub of vaseline sat out and ready for use. anyone who walked into his room would know exactly what was about to go down.

but yea. him paying for private/custom videos from his favorite onlyfans creators—asking them to say his name and tell him what a dirty perv he is for jerking off so much everyday. requesting that they tell him to keep pumping like the sick little freak he is.

when those videos get to him.. ooh, when they get to him.. he’s barely got his hand on himself before he’s cumming all over his lap and arching his back in his chair. clean up and repeat for the next few hours. just orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, listening to these creators degrade him. it’s paradise.

[gasolinehornet]

@strawberryapologist <333

[cloudymistedskies]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

*throws Mari art at you*

Also here’s a Mui drawing for your troubles 😌

OweE— OH MY GOSHSHSHAJSHSJSJ THANK YOUUUUU HAHAHSBSDNDJDJDJSHD

IM SO HONOREEEDDJHDHDJD ANS THANK YOU FOR THE MUICHIRO PIC. IM PUTTING THAT ON MY MUICHIRO ALBUMMJSJD

[gimme-that-felix-content]

[bloos-bloo]

OH MY GOD- THEY BURNED DOWN A CABIN????

HOLY SHIT I GOTTA HIDE THEM NOW- THEY GOTTA HIDEEE- AAAAAAAAAAA-

Hey, I’m going to the store rq, can you watch them for me? Don’t let them get to the boxes, she will eat them

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: if you normalized something (non-awful) because your family did it and then realized it was not, in fact, normal or remotely common, i would love to hear about it. i'll start.

JOHN: the villain in my bedtime stories was always the president of the home owner's association and i was sooooo confused when no one else had heard of him.

JANE: When I was a kid, my dad and I would play that game at the playground where the kid stays up on the climbing structure and the adult stays on the ground to chase the kid. Usually the adult is like a monster or a lava monster, or something. But my dad always pretended to be George Bush?

JOHN: OKAY?

ROSE: My mom never let me roll down the windshield when we were on highways, because, and I quote, "the car is goign so fast tht the wind can topple cars". And I just... never questioned it until years later. Turns out she just didn't like the noise.

DAVE: oh yknow that game grown ups do with young children where they chase you around and go "oh youre so cute i could eat you up! im gonna eat ya!" that kind of thing

DAVE: ok well when my bro did that i used to go "no you wont you love me. also im your only brother"

DAVE: then my bro would go really silent and tell me that actually No i had another older sibling that he cannibalized. i only survived because i was a cute baby and he waited too long and i got too big to fit in the pot anymore

DAVE: and it would make me really angry because i knew he was lying but i had no way to prove it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever

DAVE: anyway i only found out in school when i was trying for a "lol so relatable" type of joke with my friends that apparently being told your whole life that you had a dead middle sibling that my bro cannibalized isnt a common thing that other families also do

JOHN: ...dude,

[mrsaretz]

average expierence with @mentallylivingin2000s

[sixosix]

im poking you affectionately

im poking you thrice as affectionately because three means we are oomfs

[flurrysugarcane]

Aw hell naw, she donno OneShot guys

[Niko OneShot.]

What-

[voidcat]

5 & 9 for Caleb and/or Dazai for the valentines asks!!(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

MARIGOLD ILY HIIII<3333 me unintentionally answering this on vday......... look away pls im better than that i promise

𝟓 ಣ do you two prefer a quiet stay at home type of date or something planned outside? a fancy dinner? a trip somewhere else?

with dazai, honestly it depends. we are both adaptable and lax. he doesnt mind much- even if he might complain about some things so he just lets me take the lead. if we stay at home, it'll be the ultimate hermit day so i just make sure to have some water and snacks by the bedside drawer beforehand bc i jst know we will be the rocks from eeaao basically....... when we do smt planned outside it's usually a local or hidden/not-well-known location i'll be picking; majority of the time it's a pub or a restaurant- once in a while, it'll be a cafe. the latter tends to go viral and popular in a shorter notice and we both like to drink so we prefer bars. (on certain days we go back to lupin's... :') trips are a tad more difficult to plan with dazai and also bc for majority of these activities the expanses fall on my wallet........... plus i will want to visit many spots and dedicate long hours to each location so it'll be a very exhuasting thing for dazai overall and i wont let him get on my nerves by talking about his sore feet</3 shouldve worn proper shoes babe idc all those years in the mafia and where'd all that money go? mr suicidal shouldve taken his future situationship into consideration and opened a bank account back then smh...

𝟗 ಣ is there a routine you two share during valentine’s day? breakfast in bed or doing skincare together?

with caleb... it's less about the day and more of our usual routines. i'm a person who lives by routines and he is well aware. we both wake up several times into the morning and will just watch the other's face until sleep takes over again. if my sleep is lighter, i'll wrap an arm around his torso and just snuggle closer to his chest "in my sleep" as to make him stay a tad longer- which almost always works. i think by now he's aware im not doing that in my sleep most of the time but he's happy to oblidge and take any direct display of affection coming from me. unless it's a day i need to leave the home early, he's the first to be up and start the day- boil some water for the tea, prepare a breakfast. as the preparations are p much done, he'll return and depending on the hour will indulge my laziness for few minutes. some days he just surprises with a breakfast in bed, some he'll drag me out of the bed (pick me up bridal style bc's he is an awfully corny man when it comes to domesticity-_-) a perfect breakfast as i wake up and we slowly talk through our mornings. discuss plans for the day and decide on what to do or not. i'll be giving a speech about capitalism preying on people's emotions and taking advantage of them on these days then ask him what he got me next. there isn't always flowers but when he does, it's usually a potted plant which i appreciate a lot. there isn't much difference to our morning maybe save for a cheat day type of breakfast because- or so he claims- every day is valentine's day and filled with love with me. (i'll just lightly smack him on the head with whatever i have in hand at that moment. he'll laugh it off and just tackle me back to bed)

valentine's selfship askgame!

[icharchivist]

MEG VDAY NEW ILLUSTRATION LOOK AT HER GO

[sayuluvsatan]

aw i just remembered i had a dream about him last night :( 💔

[gasolinehornet]

LOVEEE YOUR THEME WOWOWOW

THANK YOUU MARIII

I LOVE URS TOO

IT'S SO CUTE WAWAEAWAAA

[the-lazyyy-artist]

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Mariiii!!!! Merry Christmas!! I love yoouuu!! Ahhh!!! ❤️✨

[haasdaagen]

On this episode of EIOYI garrett frickin dies

[esmeralda-juniper]