#ugh to do that 😳
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handcat · 2 years ago
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back to the dating app 🚶
#got inspired to try it again 🙄#i have a date semi planned now and all of the women in portland are obsessed w me or whatever#bc i like love and dating ppl but i keep falling in love with friends and it HAS NOT ENDED WELL ONCE so maybe stop it you dumbass#(this may be caused by the fact i’ve gotten my hopes up a bit abt a friend of mine but i should NOT… unless…)#i crave companionship#and am#also so scared all the time i’m soooooososcaredddd rn#why can’t everyone just love me all the time#must be my personality bc i’m like really hot rn#also me swiping on ppl just looking for hookups them matching and just 😳 i do not know if i’m at a point in my life where i am confident eno#ugh to do that 😳#as previously stated i’m so so scared#idk i’m conflicted and need to over share about it#idk will continue flirting w that one friend tho#even though flirting with eachother is an ongoing joke in this friend group so i don’t think she would take it seriously lmao#was telling my dear good pal to come over and suck my fingers yesterday like that’s just how it is#anyway she’s cool and makes childrens books and stories and loves dinasours and is tall and can jump really high#we got drunk together at my friends bday and bonded and it was SO CUTE#also she cries a lot when she’s high but doesn’t notice (she’s not even sad there’s just tears lol)#ruh roh just typed that all out and realized it seems like i’m obsessed w her 😳#going to hit my head on a wall okay goodnight
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formulanni · 10 months ago
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just one lap ahead
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Taglist: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing
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skyward-floored · 27 days ago
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drawing... kissing...
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silverselfshippingchaos · 2 months ago
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y'all ever think about how j.oongi wears eyeliner 😳 I do. A lot haha.
#ash rambles 💚#watching him get ready in the morning.. ajdhwndbqnhd#also. i um. i'd love to do some makeup on him someday if he's good with that!#ash leaning in close.. putting some eyeshadow on him...#ahahaha i wonder why ash's face is covered in lipstick marks later!!!!!! hahaha!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳#i...um. they have fun. I'm not really an eyeliner girlie so much as i am a really bold + colorful eyeshadow girlie but. hey.#he can do some makeup on me too 😳#i know he mentions taking really good care of his appearance. he KNOWS he's hot.#which i suppose makes sense considering the guy he's a body double for looks like THAT and happened to run a fucking sex club#... man he was so hot-#also it's pretty funny that he was like 'yeah lol i was handsome before the plastic surgery too-'#but my point was#these two are very much the Doing Skincare Together kinda couple. i do some basic stuff (i'm a very loyal tretinoin girlie)#but he has many steps that he puts Ash on. it's pretty fun. they bond a lot when they do their skincare together!#but also in his bingo he does mention feeling insecure about pimples... sir. you're so hot. that's only gonna make you hotter in ash's eyes.#man... ahkdhwjwhwjdjw. this crush on him is. so freaking strong wjdhwjrh#but also. since he takes such good care of his appearance. ash is also the only one that gets to see him how he is in the morning.#no makeup.. messy hair.. omg i found fanart of him with his hair down and i just AJSJAKDHSJSHQJDHQJDHJSDHHWHDHWGD#J.OONGI H.AN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE......#I'm so normal about him i swear#god and i havent even played his game yet... I'm so cooked aren't i wjehwjdhwje#because of the tiktok ban and the such I've been downloading all my saved tiktoks and i have.. so many edits of him.. UGH THAT VOICE......#i dont play with the english dub but his english voice.. AKDHWJDHWJFGQJDHW also the other day (yesterday lol) i wrote their first kiss#and how ash gives him a really soft kiss. and while she's pulling away he grabs her and kisses her hard. it gets pretty heated ngl#they've been pining for so long and he was tired of holding his feelings back. they uh. they make out. a lot. haha.#AHDKAHDJAHSNHA#😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳#like a flowing wind 🔳
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rexscanonwife · 9 months ago
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What if I told you Barb is a he/him lesbian to me? What then?
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idkwhatimdoingbutslay · 9 months ago
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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends) Characters: Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends), Heimerdinger (League of Legends) Additional Tags: mmmmmm the girls are at it again!, Forced Proximity, Co-workers, they share an office 😲, Getting to Know Each Other, annoyances to lovers, Co-workers to lovers, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, taking edibles together 😲, Partners in Crime, Basically, Falling In Love, they're both reluctant but especially vi..., Parties, potentially costume..., Seven Minutes In Heaven Game, teehee 🤭, Useless Lesbians, Girls Kissing, Idiots in Love, forced to do things together !!! like, Yoga, and others lol - Freeform, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, kind of......., Alternate Universe - Office, OKAY THAT MIGHT BE IT LOL, they figure things out and totally fall for each other its so gross, There Was Only One Bed, Dress Up, get both of their povs :), Heimerdinger is the regular ignorant and privileged subtle ahole boss, IM SUPER LATE AS PER USUAL BUT HAPPY PRIDE LMAOOO, No beta 🏃🏾‍♀️ so rip, Pining, Mutual Pining, Sexual Tension, AHHH OK I ACTUALLY THINK THATS IT NOW, slay, :), had to mess with the formatting of the summary, cuz ao3 says its too long 😭, i swear i have paragraph breaks in this guys I SWEAR, and i know when to make new paragraphs!!!, i hate this place 😭 Series: Part 2 of uni/pride/pining/sexual tension/veryyyyy lesbian AU | the prize Summary:
Vi can’t help but watch Caitlyn think, her eyebrows furrowing and her (plush) lip caught between her teeth and her jittering eyes. Her features stay sharp despite her obvious uncertainty, but Vi remembers touching- No. No, she doesn’t. Caitlyn looks up, shifting her attention to meet Vi’s gaze. They stare for a few seconds, their faces close enough to be able to feel each other’s cold breath. Vi watches Caitlyn analyze her in a different way she’s been analyzing these papers, her eyes jumping from one of Vi’s features to another. Vi’s breaths become heavy without her even realizing it, Caitlyn’s attention suffocating and full of bliss. A familiar loud, vibrating buzz wracks through Vi’s body. Lips part and Vi’s hands are itching to touch places she can now, officially say she’s familiar with. Vi hates remembering each curve, each bite, each graze, each time and time again Caitlyn went in for more. Vi hates thinking about each ‘what if’ even more.
> Post breaching their rivalry and finding themselves way too close for comfort, Caitlyn and Vi adjust to sharing Heimerdinger's internship they were originally competing for. One office, two lesbians, and a nice dash of radicalization to go with it.
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cherry-bomb-ships · 10 months ago
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ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING
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kuiinncedes · 3 months ago
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:p
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running-in-the-dark · 1 year ago
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silverselfshippingchaos · 2 months ago
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if i had a nickel for every time i liked a young cool y.akuza dude that had dyed hair...
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i'd have three nickels.
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daz4i · 22 days ago
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-_- my brain refuses to switch to sleep mode (in part bc i'm feeling like shit) and i have an alarm set for 3.5 hours from now. great!
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cherry-bomb-ships · 2 years ago
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CTRumble season 2 trailer just dropped and like
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Wait wait okay why was this one emote kinda
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leoxxii · 7 months ago
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ok wow dont play dao and da2 back to back. nobody told me 2 was so ugly 😭
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adore-gregor · 1 year ago
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🤯
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quimichi · 6 months ago
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₊❏❜ ⋮ AJAW IS YOUR BESTIE & KINICH HAS A CRUSH ON YOU ⌒ Pt.1, 2.
■ "You truly are a helpless idiotic fool, how dare you fall for MY favorite human! I didn't give you permission you waste of swinging flesh!"
"They're their own person Ajaw, you don't 'own' them."
□ when you tag along with them it feels like Ajaw is even more of a yapping asshole than he is all alone with Kinich. So often you asked him to be nicer but you only were met with a: "Ugh fine, if I HAVE to be." And that only holds for 5 minutes, his record were ✨️7!✨️
■ so when you 2 1/2 were out on a mission and you needed to camp outside Kinich decided to actually cook. He has pretty good survival skills after all, he caught an animal and yk yk (he grills some veggies for ya too dw) and cooks and grills a perfect meal
□ "You expect them to eat this? Really? AND ME TOO?! You better throw yourself on that grill to actually give is a meal...no wait you'd taste as horrible as you look that's for sure...but then again...just d-"
"Either you eat this or I take you back what do you choose? Stfu or being a bitch?"
■ and once Ajaw is actually asleep or got put away you and Kinich gaze at the stars. It's hard and difficult for him to actually get closer to someone on his own.
□ "What do you want for the cooking?"
"What do you mean 'what do I want'?"
"Usually you do nothing for free so I-"
"Usually, but...you're not usually."
■ that's it he wants to die he's cringing. If Ajaw would've heard that 😳 yall-
□ "Kinich, where's breakfast? I DEMAND BREAKFAST YOU SLOW BRAINED SWINGING LEEK!"
"How long did it take for you to come up with this one?" "You're lucky you woke up this morning, running your mouth like that with that shit coming out I'm surprised you didn't die of constant diarrhea."
"Thought the same about you when I heard your bitch ass."
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prettyboybastard · 2 years ago
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I need to fuck that old man (Darth Malgus from SWTOR)
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