#ugh to do that 😳
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handcat · 2 years ago
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back to the dating app 🚶
#got inspired to try it again 🙄#i have a date semi planned now and all of the women in portland are obsessed w me or whatever#bc i like love and dating ppl but i keep falling in love with friends and it HAS NOT ENDED WELL ONCE so maybe stop it you dumbass#(this may be caused by the fact i’ve gotten my hopes up a bit abt a friend of mine but i should NOT… unless…)#i crave companionship#and am#also so scared all the time i’m soooooososcaredddd rn#why can’t everyone just love me all the time#must be my personality bc i’m like really hot rn#also me swiping on ppl just looking for hookups them matching and just 😳 i do not know if i’m at a point in my life where i am confident eno#ugh to do that 😳#as previously stated i’m so so scared#idk i’m conflicted and need to over share about it#idk will continue flirting w that one friend tho#even though flirting with eachother is an ongoing joke in this friend group so i don’t think she would take it seriously lmao#was telling my dear good pal to come over and suck my fingers yesterday like that’s just how it is#anyway she’s cool and makes childrens books and stories and loves dinasours and is tall and can jump really high#we got drunk together at my friends bday and bonded and it was SO CUTE#also she cries a lot when she’s high but doesn’t notice (she’s not even sad there’s just tears lol)#ruh roh just typed that all out and realized it seems like i’m obsessed w her 😳#going to hit my head on a wall okay goodnight
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formulanni · 1 year ago
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just one lap ahead
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Taglist: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing
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skyward-floored · 3 months ago
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drawing... kissing...
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rexscanonwife · 11 months ago
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What if I told you Barb is a he/him lesbian to me? What then?
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idkwhatimdoingbutslay · 10 months ago
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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends) Characters: Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends), Heimerdinger (League of Legends) Additional Tags: mmmmmm the girls are at it again!, Forced Proximity, Co-workers, they share an office 😲, Getting to Know Each Other, annoyances to lovers, Co-workers to lovers, Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, taking edibles together 😲, Partners in Crime, Basically, Falling In Love, they're both reluctant but especially vi..., Parties, potentially costume..., Seven Minutes In Heaven Game, teehee 🤭, Useless Lesbians, Girls Kissing, Idiots in Love, forced to do things together !!! like, Yoga, and others lol - Freeform, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, kind of......., Alternate Universe - Office, OKAY THAT MIGHT BE IT LOL, they figure things out and totally fall for each other its so gross, There Was Only One Bed, Dress Up, get both of their povs :), Heimerdinger is the regular ignorant and privileged subtle ahole boss, IM SUPER LATE AS PER USUAL BUT HAPPY PRIDE LMAOOO, No beta 🏃🏾‍♀️ so rip, Pining, Mutual Pining, Sexual Tension, AHHH OK I ACTUALLY THINK THATS IT NOW, slay, :), had to mess with the formatting of the summary, cuz ao3 says its too long 😭, i swear i have paragraph breaks in this guys I SWEAR, and i know when to make new paragraphs!!!, i hate this place 😭 Series: Part 2 of uni/pride/pining/sexual tension/veryyyyy lesbian AU | the prize Summary:
Vi can’t help but watch Caitlyn think, her eyebrows furrowing and her (plush) lip caught between her teeth and her jittering eyes. Her features stay sharp despite her obvious uncertainty, but Vi remembers touching- No. No, she doesn’t. Caitlyn looks up, shifting her attention to meet Vi’s gaze. They stare for a few seconds, their faces close enough to be able to feel each other’s cold breath. Vi watches Caitlyn analyze her in a different way she’s been analyzing these papers, her eyes jumping from one of Vi’s features to another. Vi’s breaths become heavy without her even realizing it, Caitlyn’s attention suffocating and full of bliss. A familiar loud, vibrating buzz wracks through Vi’s body. Lips part and Vi’s hands are itching to touch places she can now, officially say she’s familiar with. Vi hates remembering each curve, each bite, each graze, each time and time again Caitlyn went in for more. Vi hates thinking about each ‘what if’ even more.
> Post breaching their rivalry and finding themselves way too close for comfort, Caitlyn and Vi adjust to sharing Heimerdinger's internship they were originally competing for. One office, two lesbians, and a nice dash of radicalization to go with it.
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cherry-bomb-ships · 1 year ago
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ALSO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IN THE PPG MOVIE WHEN MOJO'S HOLDING THE PROFESSOR HOSTAGE AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FUCKING NECK TO FORCE THE GIRLS TO BACK OFF..... AND HE LETS OUT THIS SLOW DEEP FUCKIN "That's better" LIKE. SIR???? CAN WE NOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW IM FUCKING
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kuiinncedes · 4 months ago
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:p
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running-in-the-dark · 1 year ago
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hiimcanadia · 12 days ago
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I was gonna make a post saying something about watching old movies that make me feel an emotion I can't describe but like. Let's be honest I know exactly what emotion I am feeling watching a very tiny character get picked up and held by comparatively giant characters. I am old enough now to have a name for that feeling.
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daz4i · 2 months ago
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-_- my brain refuses to switch to sleep mode (in part bc i'm feeling like shit) and i have an alarm set for 3.5 hours from now. great!
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cherry-bomb-ships · 2 years ago
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CTRumble season 2 trailer just dropped and like
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Wait wait okay why was this one emote kinda
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leoxxii · 9 months ago
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ok wow dont play dao and da2 back to back. nobody told me 2 was so ugly 😭
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adore-gregor · 1 year ago
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quimichi · 7 months ago
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₊❏❜ ⋮ AJAW IS YOUR BESTIE & KINICH HAS A CRUSH ON YOU ⌒ Pt.1, 2.
■ "You truly are a helpless idiotic fool, how dare you fall for MY favorite human! I didn't give you permission you waste of swinging flesh!"
"They're their own person Ajaw, you don't 'own' them."
□ when you tag along with them it feels like Ajaw is even more of a yapping asshole than he is all alone with Kinich. So often you asked him to be nicer but you only were met with a: "Ugh fine, if I HAVE to be." And that only holds for 5 minutes, his record were ✨️7!✨️
■ so when you 2 1/2 were out on a mission and you needed to camp outside Kinich decided to actually cook. He has pretty good survival skills after all, he caught an animal and yk yk (he grills some veggies for ya too dw) and cooks and grills a perfect meal
□ "You expect them to eat this? Really? AND ME TOO?! You better throw yourself on that grill to actually give is a meal...no wait you'd taste as horrible as you look that's for sure...but then again...just d-"
"Either you eat this or I take you back what do you choose? Stfu or being a bitch?"
■ and once Ajaw is actually asleep or got put away you and Kinich gaze at the stars. It's hard and difficult for him to actually get closer to someone on his own.
□ "What do you want for the cooking?"
"What do you mean 'what do I want'?"
"Usually you do nothing for free so I-"
"Usually, but...you're not usually."
■ that's it he wants to die he's cringing. If Ajaw would've heard that 😳 yall-
□ "Kinich, where's breakfast? I DEMAND BREAKFAST YOU SLOW BRAINED SWINGING LEEK!"
"How long did it take for you to come up with this one?" "You're lucky you woke up this morning, running your mouth like that with that shit coming out I'm surprised you didn't die of constant diarrhea."
"Thought the same about you when I heard your bitch ass."
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prettyboybastard · 2 years ago
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I need to fuck that old man (Darth Malgus from SWTOR)
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melanchoire · 2 months ago
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cld you do giselle and reader roomates who “help” eachother when horny? ^^
cw: ass eating, cunnilingus, fingering, scissoring, 69ning.
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i see giselle capable of doing this 😭 you could be sitting on the couch of the living room on any given day of the week in the afternoon, focused on completing homework when she plops down on the couch and says “oh my god i’m so horny right now” 💀
it would take you so by surprise that you would have to turn to look at her hoping that she was joking, but she looks so frustrated and disappointed that you feel like she’s not completely joking...
you know giselle’s reputation, her typical routine of partying all weekend and kissing or sleeping with as many people as possible, and you weren’t against that! she is attractive and has a hot body, you would fall for it too
“can’t you just, i don’t know, text one of your many boyfriends?”
“ugh, sexting isn’t the same as fucking. i want to get laid, not dick pics.”
and well— you loved giselle's honesty, but sometimes it was too much even for you or for her own good
“don’t you want to help me? you know, fuck and stuff.”
“giselle what the fuck—?”
“oh shut up, (y/n).” and she takes the computer off your lap and places it on the coffee table, climbs onto your lap and takes your hands to guide them to her ass 😳 you would have refused if it weren’t for the fact that you were focused on her tits practically pressed against your face and the feeling of her ass in your hands… giselle is hot as hell and you wouldn’t miss the chance to fuck her! honestly, it’s something you’ve wanted for a long time
dry hump with giselle on your lap with a steamy session of messy and sloppy kisses as you two grope each other’s bodies, squeezing tits and pinching nipples through the thin fabric of t-shirts or gropping each other's asses playfully 😵‍💫 both giselle and you wanted this for a long time and it shows in how you never hesitate before your actions
69ning with gigi with her on top 🥴 you always looked at her ass when she wore very short pants or just ones that really accentuated her attributes, so when she made you lay on your back on the couch you almost drooled watching her sit on your face with her pussy on your mouth and her ass lowering onto your face...
moaning into each other’s pussy because you two are fingering each other at a fast pace, massaging her thighs and squeezing the skin between your fingers or spanking her to make her squeal and leave finger marks on her creamy skin🫠 taking advantage to start to tease giselle, parting her buttocks and giving a long and slow one all over her slit, from her clit to her ass, grinning against her when you hear the shaky moan that leaves her lips
giselle can only moan against your pussy, and that’s all for giselle to start enjoying your teasing. stopping the actions of her mouth on you to end up sitting properly on your face, tilting her head and throwing her messy hair over her shoulder as she moves her hips against your mouth and begins to lose herself in pleasure 🥴 but she’s not selfish! she knows you’re just as horny as she is, so being the kind roommate she is, she ends up riding your mouth at the same time as she fingers you and uses her other hand to rub your clit 💕
even when her juices are gushing out of her pussy and soaking your entire face, she's not done yet! but the moment she lifted her ass from your face she directly positioned herself between your legs, aligning her pussy with yours but in a reverse way in which she was turning her back to you because she enjoyed more than she should the sharp spankings that you provided her at all times 🥰
gigi being so exhausted but wanting to continue 😔 laying on her side and lazily making out with you, pressing her sticky, sweaty body against yours and saying “c’mon, (y/n). just one more. i need one more.” looking so attractive with her messy hair and sweaty forehead 😩 giselle being so insatiable that you don’t understand how she can calm her needs when she is alone 😭 but she is lucky that from now on, whenever she has a problem, her roommate will be here willing to help her
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