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I just. Can you imagine being Gretchen? Can you imagine the person you loved and who loved you at one point is essentially gone, buried under years of failure and stress and poorly managed mental health? He is there, he is around, he is living in your house. You see him every day and you kiss him goodbye. But he isn’t there anymore and you’re pretty sure any love he had for you isn’t there either. And then one day you get to meet the innocent version of him. A version that finally got everything he wanted from life. And you know that this is basically a different person, that’s always what you’d figured and what you’d been told and he has a different life and he doesn’t really know you. But you meet him and he loves you. He loves you like your husband used to, probably the same way he loved you when you first met him or first married him. And as he gets down on one knee and begs you to love him, your heart shatters. Because here are the two parts of your husband, forever severed. And the part you want can’t ever really exist. There is no universe, no timeline, where you get to keep this version. Where he gets to love you like this forever.

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we've done it again folks

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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A little early guys

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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i think if you want to consider yourself in any way "body positive" or an ally to fat people or anything then like step one has got to be questioning and rejecting the construction of our bodies and lives as a disease

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.

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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

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Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.

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never, ever, stop fighting back

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every time you see a headline like this

I want you to remember these ones