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#NO#stephanie don’t#tim why on earth would u give her that idea#u idiot#batman#bruce wayne#gotham#robin#batman and robin#incorrect tim drake#tim and stephanie#stephanie brown wayne#stephanie brown#steph brown#the spoiler#spoiler#batgirl#batfam socmed au#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam social media#dc batfam#batfam shenanigans#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily#batfam#the batman#batkids#batbrats#robin 3#robin 4
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Road help.
#Sorry azi ur gonna have to be crystal clear when speaking to him#clueless Crowley is so important to me u don’t even know#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#good omens season two#good omens#good omens 2#good omens fanart#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic#suggestive#i guess????
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Jason: *terrified, thinks he's gonna die* Bruce: *used to carrying Dick around like a ferret* small child. so small.
#dc#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfam#bruce for the love of god thats not dick that child is afraid of u put him down#bruce vision: small angry chihuahua that needs cuddles. Jason vision: giant wolf about to eat him. Dick vision: two idiots.#i was trying to color this nicely but i lost patience so.#my art
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M A R I Z A A A A A A A A
she's in the sleepy oc box rn ssshhh
#back in the box u go I have school work and other hyperfixations rn#my art#my ocs#mariza#ocean idiots
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CW: Body horror
Triple the heads, triple the forehead kisses!!
#no u didnt see it the first time i post this#clicked “add to queue” and accidentally smash “add to schedule” without scheduling instead cuz im an idiot#anyways#gummmyart#doodle#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty
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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket#mf ship bracket 2023#bonus round#kylo ren#rey#reylo#anti-reylo#star wars#unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm#king charles#royal family#camilla parker bowles#parasites in chief in their idiot hats#full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3#like i said. this is my little thought experiment#anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful
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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:
Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.
He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.
Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#no srsly#the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts#not that he's not a big dummy at heart#just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing#we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot”#at Nandor#which is valid#but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up#we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot#but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity#and at some point hes going to have to let him go
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fine i'll stop playing among us, only bc ur practically the only person i talk to bc i have no friends and i actually like u
- rizz anon
omg pull up rn bae☺️
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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.
#and not even like cutely too hes a fucking NUISANCE#like he’ll literally shove his head in there making full contact w ur chin too#And he does not care if you whine about it he’ll just grumble and squeeze you so u cant get away#and if hes feelin like an asshole (which is all the time) he’ll bite you#you’ll pay for making him feel this shame#Its all your fault he feels like this anyway so..🤷🏾♀️#hes just gettin his lick back#stupid dumb idiot#random katsuki thing on yr foreheads#i lub him smuch#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugo katsuki x reader
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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:-P
#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday#also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke#can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head#clannad was my 1st fave btw lol#also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day#she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever#female sanji#me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece
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:D
#credit to sweepswoop on twitter og meme#bg3#bg3 astarion#the full concentrated power of the sun#baldurs gate fanart#she just likes shiny things#vampire#When ur idiot vampire gf takes an all powerful weapon & giggles as she leaves you behind to get lazered.... She ressed u tho so be nice#crispy astarion#astarion#baldur's gate 3
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ok but he didn't HAVE to do that. he always has crowley's attention, he didn't have to slide his hands up to CROWLEY'S HEART, keep it there then SLIDE IT DOWN. he didn't have to but he was slut enough to do so and i respect that
#i would bet anything michael sheen begged on his hands and knees for this scene like there's no way he isn't behind this gay shit#love how crowley IMMEDIATELY looks at him and while aziraphale looks away he just. keeps staring at him like 'u did WOHT'#i love these idiots more than anything#good omens#azicrow#good omens s2#go s2 spoilers#go s2#good omens 2#ineffable spouses#go season 2
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Danny fake guardian angel au
You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.
danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!
cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t
danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth
cw: *shakes his head*
danny:
danny: omg this is a nightmare
cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)
So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u
and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel
Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.
Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying
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huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to
meanwhile danny
Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—
#danny fenton#danny phantom#tim drake#dp x dc#batman#dc#dp x dc prompt#Danny’s obsession in this au is space not protection#but#just danny saying uh yeah sure I’m your guardian angel and having to commit to the bit#seeing this tired competent idiot and going sure i can protect him#not knowing tim is literal go big or go home in his increasingly unhinged fourty step plan#danny: i did not sign up for this#tim: literally leave I don’t care#(they say)#(they got attached)#it’s so interesting to me because danny could’ve just duplicated and be invisible the whole time#it would take lots of energy but the deal was literally to just be company#be a presence#danny was the idiot that went yeah uh im a protector spirit#so uh imma protect u#tim at first: sounds fake but okay#also ANGST potential at first if Tim finds out Danny is stuck with him against his will#like this is my precious prettiest boy that is insecure that out of all the Robins he wasn’t chosen#so that is like a sore spot for him#he could find out Danny is stuck and out of spite lead a side mission to help him get rid of him#even if the feelings are already there😔#dead tired
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