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mylifeingotham · 9 months ago

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yan-springlove · 1 month ago

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trying to resist my urge to go missing and be a little hermitted cryptid with no friends and kinda failing miserably at it folks

#but hey i havent actually gone missing yet so #.... the friends part tho...#another part of me is begging for me to just go fucking text them but also most of us are like 🙃 what if we didnt #have i been dissociating and doing nothing the past week?? yes. yes i have.#what a time to be alive folks #i am losing my marbles #if there were any marbles to be had in the first place lol #my poor friends #yikes #and thats not even counting the new friends lacey was trying to make like 2 months ago 😬#u know what??? i think im just not meant for relationships #we're very bad at keeping up with ppl and thats like. 99% of a relationship #its cool i got my 2 cats #also fuck that little voice going “what if we see how long will it take for ur friends to drop u??” like bitch we'd be the one causing it #u idiot #thats the dumbest idea ive ever heard #and yet #its like.... arent you tired of dissapointing ppl over and over again?? and yet we still do it #ive got that good ole avoidance disease ingrained in me since i was but a child folks 😌#that is all 😌

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ato-dato · 1 year ago

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Road help.

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cryptocism · 6 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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fakakta-art · 7 months ago

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Jason: *terrified, thinks he's gonna die* Bruce: *used to carrying Dick around like a ferret* small child. so small.

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #batfam #bruce for the love of god thats not dick that child is afraid of u put him down #bruce vision: small angry chihuahua that needs cuddles. Jason vision: giant wolf about to eat him. Dick vision: two idiots.#i was trying to color this nicely but i lost patience so.#my art

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shandzii · 2 months ago

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M A R I Z A A A A A A A A

she's in the sleepy oc box rn ssshhh

#back in the box u go I have school work and other hyperfixations rn #my art #my ocs #mariza #ocean idiots

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gomzdrawfr · 4 months ago

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CW: Body horror

Triple the heads, triple the forehead kisses!!

#no u didnt see it the first time i post this #clicked “add to queue” and accidentally smash “add to schedule” without scheduling instead cuz im an idiot #anyways #gummmyart #doodle #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty

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bluehour0 · 1 year ago

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#u idiot

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mfshipbracket · 2 years ago

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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #bonus round #kylo ren #rey #reylo #anti-reylo #star wars #unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm #king charles #royal family #camilla parker bowles #parasites in chief in their idiot hats #full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3 #like i said. this is my little thought experiment #anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful

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opens-up-4-nobody · 4 months ago

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:-P

#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday #also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke #can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head #clannad was my 1st fave btw lol #also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day #she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever #female sanji #me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece

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bottombaron · 1 year ago

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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #no srsly #the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts #not that he's not a big dummy at heart #just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing #we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot”#at Nandor #which is valid #but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up #we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot #but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity #and at some point hes going to have to let him go

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rosiehrs · 1 year ago

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fine i'll stop playing among us, only bc ur practically the only person i talk to bc i have no friends and i actually like u

- rizz anon

omg pull up rn bae☺️

#─ ❝ bi replies!#— rizz anon!#why wont u js dm me #u idiot

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cashmoneyyysstuff · 6 months ago

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katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

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ato-dato · 1 year ago

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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

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nxoxart · 6 months ago

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:D

#credit to sweepswoop on twitter og meme #bg3 #bg3 astarion #the full concentrated power of the sun #baldurs gate fanart #she just likes shiny things #vampire #When ur idiot vampire gf takes an all powerful weapon & giggles as she leaves you behind to get lazered.... She ressed u tho so be nice #crispy astarion #astarion #baldur's gate 3

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p4nishers · 1 year ago

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ok but he didn't HAVE to do that. he always has crowley's attention, he didn't have to slide his hands up to CROWLEY'S HEART, keep it there then SLIDE IT DOWN. he didn't have to but he was slut enough to do so and i respect that

#i would bet anything michael sheen begged on his hands and knees for this scene like there's no way he isn't behind this gay shit #love how crowley IMMEDIATELY looks at him and while aziraphale looks away he just. keeps staring at him like 'u did WOHT'#i love these idiots more than anything #good omens #azicrow #good omens s2 #go s2 spoilers #go s2 #good omens 2 #ineffable spouses #go season 2

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