#two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay is something a straight would come up with
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Anthony padilla born to be gay having gay sex but ended up heterosexual the straight propaganda is so real
anthony was born to be an ally he is the most straight man i’ve ever seen
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15 Day BL Challenge (part 3)
43: Let’s get delulu, which branded pairing should just get married already? (Note: this is all for fun and giggles, we’re not actually speculating on anyone’s sexuality or relationships.)
I mean, there’s the obvious ones that already are I think pop into most of our minds, like OffGun, MosBank, DaouOffroad, ZeeNunew, etc lol.
But for this specifically Imma have to say BillyBabe, especially after the latest episode (ep10) of their vlog series. They’re the absolute opposite of the old ‘two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay’ meme.
They’re just two bros hanging in a bathtub five inches apart because they’re totally gay.
Even their manager and the IDF editors had to make a statement after ep 10 was uploaded, they were like: listen, we don’t have control over what Billy & Babe film when they go into their room. When that door closes, they’re in charge, they choose what to film and what not. When they gave us the footage for the 10th episode, we had to ask them if they were sure they wanted these things to be shown, such private moments and conversation. But they said yes, if they didn’t want to share it, they wouldn’t have filmed it.
They’re already an old married couple, like bro!
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Achilles: *drunkenly* two bros! Chilling in a hot tub! Five feet apart cause they’re not gay!
Patroclus: …you’re my boyfriend
Patroclus: and you’re sitting on my lap
Patroclus: literally everything you said was untrue.
#incorrect quotes#all jokes here#incorrect iliad#achilles#incorrect tsoa quotes#patrochilles#patroclus#achilles x patroclus#incorrect patrochilles quotes
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I’m certain that MC would introduce Vine to all the brothers except Lucifer and use his confusion as entertainment. Like, I can imagine MC walking into a room like:
MC: Two bros chilling in a hot tub Asmo: five feet apart cause they’re not gay Lucifer: ... What?
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Chuuya: Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay.
Dazai, a little confused: You’re my boyfriend.
Chuuya: …
Dazai: And you’re sitting on my lap right now.
Chuuya: I’m quoting a v-
Dazai: Literally everything you just said is inaccurate.
#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs headcanons#bsd#bsd headcanons#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#incorrect bungo stray dogs quotes#incorrect bungo stray dogs#bsd incorrect quotes#incorrect bsd quotes#incorrect bsd#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#soukoku headcanons#soukoku incorrect quotes#incorrect soukoku quotes#incorrect soukoku#double black#double black headcanons#double black incorrect quotes#incorrect double black quotes#incorrect double black#anime
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Fusing Total Drama Characters In Sims 4 (Part 6)
I’m fusing Total Drama characters in Sims 4 using the genetic mechanic.
Why?
I don’t flipping know. Why not?
I’m gonna do EVERY pairing possible. This post is just gonna be however long Tumblr allows for images.
So let’s just get into it.
I’m using my own TD Sims for this. They’re in the Gallery if you want them. As well as all these pairings and sims that get generated. So what you want.
Geoff + Izzy
We’re just gonna get right into it.
Chill Vs Crazy.
Let’s see what wins…
Ooohh… okay…
Actually, looking more at it, I like the girl. I do.
I like the curls, I like the glasses. The outfit does work. Why she’s wearing gloves idk.
The boy is a mess. Man bun? Mismatch colors? Pink animal print jacket? Ripped pants with stitches ??? What even is that?
The boys name is Ramon. He’s a snob & clumsy.
The girls name is Deja. She’s an overachiever & high maintenance.
Okay NOW the gloves make sense.
Geoff + DJ
Two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay-
I’m sorry.
Let’s see what sims comes up with…
Okay.
They both look okay.
Just two solid sims. I got nothing else to add.
The girls name is Imani. She’s creative & a dog lover.
The boys name is Gilberto. He’s romantic & a geek.
Geoff + Lindsay
Alright.
Let’s see…
OH. MY GOD…
LOOK AT THIS BOY.
WHY DOES HE HAVE A MOHAWK?! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Wrong character, game.
He’s a mess. I’m sorry. I do NOT like that skirt.
The girl is fine. I’ve just seen so many with raincoats on that I roll my eyes now. I do like the pigtails.
The girls name is Ada. She’s neat & has high maintenance.
The boys name is Brock. He’s unflirty & a child of the islands.
Geoff + Bridgette
And we finally reach another canon ship.
I’m honestly kinda excited for this one. This is a good couple.
Let’s see what sims comes up with…
Oh wow. Okay.
I like the girl. I love that braid. I love the print on her jacket.
The only thing I don’t like is her wearing gloves.
And don’t ask me how she got green eyes. Cause idk.
The boys a bit of a mess. But you know what? He does scream a Gidgette kid. So that’s a plus.
The girls name is Blakeley. She’s lacrosse intolerant & jealous.
The boys name is Lance. He hates children & is a geek.
Geoff + Trent
Last one for today, and we have Trent and his stupid face. Not sorry.
Let’s see what sims comes up with…
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WHY ARE THEY BOTH PUNK?!?!?
Game… this is GEOFF and TRENT, right?
WHERE ARE THESE PUNK GENES COMING FROM?!
They both look fine but still.
The boys got a punk shirt. The girls got punk hair. What is going on here?!
The boys name is Isiah. He’s creative & proper.
The girls name is Brandy. She’s an overachiever & creative.
At least they’re both creative.
Say these generated sims were on a team on a show. What’s their team name?
#sims 4 gameplay#sims 4#sims#the sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#my sims#simblr#the sims#total drama#total drama oc#td geoff#td izzy#total drama island#total drama action#total drama world tour#td dj#td lindsay#td bridgette#td trent
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Top 5 Vines
send a topic to my ask box and we can play “top 5” — don’t be afraid to share your answers as well 👀
“two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay”
“road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does”
“what’s up? i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read”
“looks at all those chickens!”
“i’m a lesbian” “i thought you were american”
bonus —
“and they were roommates”
“why are you running? WHY are you running?!”
“i have the power of god and anime on my side! AHHHH!”
“can i PLEASE get a waffle?!”
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*Alexander and John sitting in a hot tub*
Lafayette: Two bros, chilling in the hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!
#lin manuel miranda#hamilton#hamilton musical#alexander hamilton#alexander hamilshit#john laurens#anthony ramos#lafayatte#marquis de lafayette#daveed diggs#source: vine#two bros chillin in a hot tub#incorrect quotes
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i’m great today i have a doctors appointment at 1and then i’m going to play tennis with my cousin!! the day is a 9/10 so far !! i hope today is really good for you mae bae!!
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i just learned anthony padilla is the guy behind the “two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay” vine so my day is now a 8/10.
ALSO YAY I LOVE YOUR DAY GOT BETTER!! we adore this for you and i adore you my angel!
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Just four sisters, chilling in their pyjamas on an abandoned tea farm at sunset, whispering about... y’know... whatever
[ID: A digital drawing of four characters: Korra from The Legend of Korra and three OCs from LoK centric fanfiction. They’re sitting on a wooden veranda with a reddish orange sunset sky and a few faint clouds in the background. On the left end, Midori, a Mingzan kid OC from Seeds of the Red Lotus, is leaning back with her legs folded under her, propping herself up on her right hand. Her hair is black and falls just past her shoulders, and her eyes are grey. She is wearing a mustard yellow shirt with elbow-length sleeves and green hem, matching yellow pants and a warmer green undershirt. On her right is Korra, sitting with her legs crossed and her arms behind her. She has her Book 4 hairstyle. She is wearing a grey tank top and light blue baggy pants with a darker blue hem. On her forearms are matching black tattoos patterned after Water Tribe armbands. On her right is Nazra, a P’heer kid OC from Empty and Become Wind, who is behind a yellow paper fencing. She is drawn from the chest up, wearing a green long-sleeved shirt with a grey hem. Her hair is up in a high ponytail with the sides of her head shaved, and her eyes are a brownish red. On her forehead is a combustionbender tattoo, patterned after P’Li’s but more detailed. An outline of her legs is seen as a shadow through the paper fence. Her elbows are resting on the wooden beam above the paper fence and her hands are folded in front of her. On the right end is Suiren, a Mingzan kid OC from Seeds of the Red Lotus and Midori’s older sister. She is sitting on the wooden beam with her legs hanging downward but not reaching the ground. Her hands are rested behind her on the beam, supporting her. Her hair is long and black, styled in a low ponytail with a light yellow hair tie, thrown over her left shoulder, and her eyes are golden brown. She is wearing an oversized blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves and a light yellow hem. The right sleeve is falling off her shoulder, baring her collarbone. Her mouth is open and she is looking to her right. Midori, Korra and Nazra are all looking at Suiren. Their shadows are all falling left. /End ID]
I tried adding an image description to this, and it’s my first time actually writing one so let me know if you find anything I need to correct.
Y’all would not BELIEVE the hoops I had to jump through to get this done-
1) It took me 2 weeks
2) Halfway through the shading I remembered that in EaBW, Korra is supposed to have tattoos patterned after Water Tribe armbands and had to start over
3) I thought I was done but then I realised I drew the shadows the wrong way
4) I’ve only drawn Korra twice before AND HER HAIR IS A PAIN
5) THE POSES
6) THE FUCKING LIGHTING
I could keep complaining but I’ll stop while I’m ahead
I feel like Suiren would inherit her mother’s storytelling prowess and would often make up stories for her sisters, even when they’re no longer kids. She’d probably first start doing it when they were running through the desert after Korra’s parents died (and when they arrived in Zaofu) so that her sisters wouldn’t be scared, and maybe she’d start it up again when they go to Republic City to attempt to maintain some sense of normalcy and familiarity.
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Suiren and Midori are from my own fic, Seeds of the Red Lotus, while Nazra is from the Fate Amenable to Change series by @esaleyon and @felicity-kitten
#it was very hard to resist the urge to make a two bros chilling in a hot tub joke#the difference is that they’re not five feet apart cause they are gay#but not gay together cause they’re sisters and that’s gross#...where was I going with this?#yeah anyway#since we’re going over headcanons#Suiren is the oldest sister whose main weapons are her snark and sarcasm (and her water whip)#Nazra is the older middle sister who is actually the most awkward despite being the most intimidating in looks#Korra is the younger middle sister who is the butt of everyone’s thirsty gay jokes first and the Avatar second#Midori is the youngest sister who is the absolute baby of the family and impossible to dislike (but can also kick your ass in seconds)#they’re the best set of queer sisters ever and would absolutely kill and die for each other#give me fluffy found family domesticity or give me death#the legend of korra#the red lotus#p’li#ghazan#ming-hua#zaheer#mingzan#p’heer#red lotus#red lotus art#legend of korra#lok#seeds of the red lotus#fate amenable to change#empty and become wind#sotrl#eabw#my art
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bro I could totally help ya prove who is da best kissah, just doing it fer a bro ya know?
“...But me.”
#ask#scout oc#red#Team Fortress 2#tf2#@running-in-blind#//#Two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
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Guzma, recording Maxie and Archie: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay
#pokemon#incorrect quotes#incorrect pokemon quotes#incorrect pokevillains#guzma#guzma pokemon#skull boss guzma#team skull guzma#maxie#maxie pokemon#magma boss maxie#team magma maxie#archie#archie pokemon#aqua boss archie#team aqua archie#source: vine#hardenshipping
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Incorrect Quotes #8
Tao: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay
Nick and Charlie: Making out in hot tub
#heartstopper#i love these people#incorrect heartstopper quotes#charlie spring#nick nelson#nick and charlie#charlie x nick#nick x charlie
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C’est vraiment bizarre et contradictoire, quand t’es féministe et que tu veux que les mecs sachent qu’ils peuvent être tactiles entre eux dans la vie courante, se faire des câlins et tout sans être gays ou avoir l’air gays pour autant (vous savez le “no homo”), mais qu’en même temps tu fais partie d’une quinzaine de fandoms sur tumblr, et que dès que deux personnages masculins dans une série ou quoi sont un peu proches ou ont le moindre contact
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Jinx, filming Caitlyn and Vi: two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay!
Caitlyn: *gives her a deadpan stare and flips her off*
Vi, confused: but I thought we were very gay-
#arcane jinx#arcane incorrect quotes#arcane caitlyn#arcane netflix#arcane vi#arcane#violyn#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn x vi#arcane caitvi#vi and caitlyn#jinx and caitlyn#caitvi#caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman
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