#twin talks

[lunargeist]

the Watchers defo overworked him 😭 boy did not sleep or eat properly for Awhile. Lot of Watcher trips. Lot of building and moving around. On the bright side he got Really Good at flying . (On the darker side, he has to overwork himself now to feel worth anything)

Cons of Watchers-

Cult

Over working you for sure

More serious, and if they aren't being serious then it's a sort of fucked up humor

Never see your family again

Lose all autonomy and sense of self

Def a cult

Pros of Watchers-

The whole Knowing this is a really neat party trick

The trauma keeps you humble and quirky

You will stay in shape for the rest of your natural and unnatural life!

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: Look, Hades, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[rick-tick-tock]

Alright, Doc is annoyed with us so I we’ll make an intro now.

We’re The Twins. Resident shapeshifters. We don’t do much, just kinda hang out.

Currently we’re Reporter Jim and Cameraman Jim, but we’ve been Fred and George, ADHD and Autism, Connor and Travis Stoll, and a few others.

There’s not much else to say really.

[rivalkieran]

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[artsymeeshee]

Random idea I got this morning thinking about how small little things (mostly about missing important moments of the past) make the boys emotional and sorrowful.

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[planetsandmagic]

"even if no one else accepts you, I'll live with you"

[lunargeist]

heat waves wouldve been better if it was scarian. bc you know, the desert ?. also theyre in heat . sloppy for 17 chapters

You're as right are you are fucking nuts

[koolaidashley]

THATS HIS BABY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

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[olipeaksforever]

my mode? depeche. my twins? cocteau. my nails? nine inch. my tv? psychic. my cabaret? voltaire. my coil? mortal. my switchblade? strawberry. my cell? soft. my talk? talk. my gristle? throbbing.

[bixels]

Reminiscing about Little Witch Academia.