#tw yoghurt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ate a yoghurt with spiders in it.

[owlispls]

haw don't be sad, get yourself a few potatoes, dice them (cut into cubes), wash them, sprinkle them with some salt, pepper, paprika, rosemary and vegetable oil of your choice and bake them for however long until they get a little crispy.

While that is cooking, get a heeping slap of greek yoghurt, add some form of garlic, chives and parsley along with salt, pepper, paprika, curry, and a little bit of lemon juice and mix it up.

there you go: you have some potatoes with a dip~

[d1g1tal-d1ary]

How cool is it to eat out of a monster high bowl??!!

[bonetightflesh]

Literally can’t wait to move out

I don’t have any nerve to borrow food from my roommates so there’ll be 0 opportunities to binge💪🏻💪🏻

[forgotten-daydreamer]

"have you eaten?" "yes" i said, like a liar

[albertxylin]

Yoghurt Communion

The doctor says mum should eat more yoghurt. She hates it. She's always been sensitive to sourness, Always found it overwhelming, Never managed to eat anything with lime without pulling a face. We buy the kind that is equal weight sugar and yoghurt, And even then it is a struggle.

I decide to remind her, Decide to have yoghurt with her every day, And thus a ritual is born. We head to the fridge late at night, Her with flavoured fruit yoghurt, Me with plain greek, And we chat as we eat, Toasting to our health. What is holy if not each other?

[graveyarrdshift]

I shouldn't have eaten that

[madeinalternative]

[eight-pointed-star]

today i

saw a moth in the bathroom and as a consequence lowkey flooded it

took an exam

while trying to clean up and find the moth found a (dead) cockroach. yum!

killed a spider

having decided i've had enough of this shit and need a break, left the house only to almost step on a dead pigeon in the dark

oh yeah right this one isn't about me specifically but there is a storm in moscow (other cities too i think?) it went from +24c to +14c in like three hours

is anyone else's day also cursed? i need more data

[unityrain24]

you don't understand how much i love these

[fearofheights9]

If I could I would just make my whole diet apples and protein yoghurts

[stonergyaru]

homemade iron cast skillet cheese pizza 🍕 (329kcal)

[aewrie]

thinking again of that one time i quit reading a fic bc it was getting to me in a bad way

the extend of warnings i got for that specific thing was 'angst'

and that was fair and technically correct. and at the same time, even if there hadn't been a more detailed warning, i doubt i would've realized it'd affect me so, bc it was maybe 2-3 years after that i properly understood why it got to me

and then the one other thing that i know of that might be an issue is so specific expecting a warning that specific is just absurd. i just stay mindful if the relevant broader context comes up instead

just. content warnings are never a perfect system. you can try be very throughout, but sometimes you gotta face it you can't warn for every single possible thing

[albonium]

i made blueberry ice cream 🥵

[assyriangoatfaerie]

today i was trying to refer to the type of yoghurt commonly available in the u.s. that isn't greek yoghurt, but i couldn't find an adjective better than "non-greek", then i realized, the ancient greeks did have a word for "non-greek", and it was "barbaros", from which we get "barbarian", so it's logical to refer to the former type of yoghurt as "barbarian yoghurt", and i wish only to refer to it as such thusforth.

i know the word "barbarian" has a *ton* of bagage, some of which "barbaros" shared, but it was also more complex than that. idk, i can understand why some people may find it objectionable, but it also brings such stupid little joy to my nerdy classics major heart, and what is life about if not the silly little joys?

[mishkakagehishka]

I've been eating a lot more often these days and tbh i don't know how to feel ab it