#tumblr killed the quality again rip

[imaginariumwanderer]

Finally got time to draw the handsome, handsome boi

Also silly bonus comic, I headcanon him as the type to be so devoted to his duty that he HAVE to be in full attire all the time, that's why we never see him without the head wear

[actual-changeling]

Since Chris Carter apparently hates set lighting to hell and back and prefers to shoot his entire show in a completely black room with one (1) candle in a corner, I sat down and tried my best with the Truth/09x20 kiss.

Here is the masterpost for all the other scenes I have done/will do.

After a lot of fiddling and frustration, which was mostly about keeping as much of the quality as possible without ending up with a heap of bright pixels, I present to you attempt 7 aka the final version.

I really hope tumblr doesn't completely kill the resolution

I've watched this kiss well over fifty times by now and it still rips out my heart and feeds it back to me.

How they old each other's faces in exactly the same way, the gentle brush of their thumbs, them stopping the kiss to have to most life-affirming hug ever instead, Mulder slowly swaying/rocking on his feet—after their separation everyone can finally breathe again, including myself.

And, of course, Skinner wishing he was literally anywhere else while internally melting and being happy for them, and I mean, who isn't?

[selfshippinglover2222]

Hello lovely!!! I love ur writing style sm so I wanted to try out requesting 🥹🥹 Do you take requests or asks?? If you do,, then are you fine with family stuff?? 😭 Can I request headcannons for Vox and Val being girl dads? Like, Vox/Val and Reader's bio daughter!! Ik its impossible for sinners to reproduce HEIEJOWJAO ITS TUMBLR U CAN DO ANYTHING ‼️‼️😔 tysm!!<3

Aww! Thank you! You’re literally the sweetest.

Vox: 📺

You’re daughter will never want for a thing

She likes that toy? He buys ten varieties of it.

She wants a new Vpad? You bet your ass he’s on that.

She has all the clothes she could ask for

Don’t tell anyone but he’d play dress up and tea party with her

Vox overall is very protective of his daughter, one could say he’s overprotective.

No one’s allowed to say one bad thing about her

“What are you trying to say about my daughter?”

Cue glitches and static electricity in the air.

Constantly having her on watch

Cameras and trackers everywhere

A ton of bodyguards to make sure the paparazzi or some crazed fan don’t bother her

When it comes time for your daughter to start having a partner he won’t be very happy or respectful of them

“So you’re her partner then?” He’d look them up and down unimpressed

He’d ask a million questions to see if they’re worthy

They never would be, not to him

You’d have to calm him down a few times, because he may try and make the partner go “missing”

Mans is a villian after all

If he doesn’t find the person she’s dating to be satisfactory he’ll try and “save her the heartache”

The second she cries because of them they’re gone

Sadly he’s a very busy man so he doesn’t spend a lot of quality time with her or you

But he’s always watching

Even if he’s not present he knows how she did in the school play

He’ll make sure anyone who bothers her dissapears

Bullies or cat callers-they’re gone in within a day.

He already knows each of her grades

If she’s failing a subject a private tutor was already contacted

If she’s wanting to peruse a certain job he has tons of connections

He’s trying his best to not fail her in the only ways he knows how.

Money and power

Valentino: 🦋

Valentino, on the surface, is a very doting father

He’s always cooing over her saying how cute or pretty she is

“She’s just so cute, mi amor!”

Very physically affectionate. Hugs, cheek and forehead kisses, hand holds-all of it

This doesn’t stop as she gets older, he continues saying how cute she is and touching her

You’d have to convince him not to bring her to the studio because he’d always want her with him

He gives great fashion advice!

He even helps her learn about makeup

He buys her all the trendy and expensive clothes and makeup

He does love her truely

He tries very hard to be the father she needs

But hes not always able to control his temper

He gets very angry when she starts to fight back

They get into a lot of arguments in her teenage years

Because he keeps trying to control her (it’s what he knows how to do) and she’s trying to be her own person

When she brings a partner home he’s the type to do the scary dad speech

“If you hurt her, or make her cry, you’re done for. I’ll rip your head off.”

Very protective because he knows what goes on isn’t all innocent

“Bebe, if you close this door again, I’ll rip it off the hinges.”

The type to mean it too

He would absolutely beat the shit out of the partner who made her cry

They’d be unrecognizable

He’s also a very busy man so there are times you both don’t see him often

But worry not he’s always texting or FaceTiming you guys

If your daughters worried about school he’d ask Vox to help her out

He’s worried about other things

Like her street smarts. He needs to make sure she can hold her own in hell.

So he’ll train her to fight, to use knifes and guns

By the time she’s an adult she’d know how to kill and protect herself

He’d also make sure she can see through conmen and demons who only want her soul

Tbh your daughter would be a badass

[fallen-mario-bros-au]

Aight just a warning I'm pretty new to Tumblr and I'm DEFINITELY new to making AUs so I'm pretty nervous to post anything here but I figured I'd just rip the band-aid off.

FIRST POST HYPE!! :D

Anyways I love Mario and I love Undertale and I NEEDED TO COMBINE THEM LEGALLY so I decided to make an au about it! Dunno if I'm actually going to do anything serious with this, I mostly just want to imagine cute shenanigans with my favorite characters and whatnot, but who knows? Maybe I'll actually try to give this a proper plot

So here's the basic info:

- Mario and Luigi, in the midst of trying to chase down Bowser, who has just kidnapped the princess again, somehow wind up far away from the Mushroom Kingdom and on Mt. Ebott. Where, of course, they fall into the underground.

- All the monsters are pretty much their canon counterparts (at least, my best interpretation of them 💀)

- Mario ends up discovering he has the power to reset/load/save/etc, but Luigi does not. This is because Mario has the most determination to get out of here and save the princess

- Toriel isn't quite as overprotective of them as she would be if they were a literal child like Frisk, but she is still very motherly towards them because it's just kinda who she is. She would probably be concerned about them potentially attacking the monsters so she might make them promise not to hurt anyone. I still don't think she would want them to leave because Asgore would take their souls

- Honestly mostly this is just an excuse for the Mario Bros and the Skelebros to hang out XD

- the thing that is really interesting is that Mario and Luigi are not 1, but 2 humans, which means only one of their souls would be needed to break the barrier. This ends up becoming a real issue but I could see it being resolved in a few ways.

1. one of the bros self sacrifices so the underground goes free (much to the dismay of the other, and also my heart would break haha)

2. They decide to just stay in the underground instead of going home (but they would be pretty sad about it because oh no their kingdom is still in danger

3. ??? IDK tbh

- Since Mario can load saves, he's just constantly in this angsty cycle of trying to keep his bro from getting killed off ;;

- Not sure if Mario could keep the resets secret for long since Flowey would taunt them about it, but he definitely would be pretty closed off about it, especially to Luigi. He does NOT want Luigi to know about the horrible things he's seen

-ofc cut to Luigi being confused as heck as to why Mario seems to already know what's going to happen.

- they have cute sweaters because I said so

- not sure how omega fight would work, but either way Mario would have to fight to save both of them (probably all by himself :c)

- I want them to eventually do true pacifist but IDK how it would work so I'm not gonna think about it too hard rn

- Mario and Undyne having a friendly rivalry about who's the most heroic

- sans trying to convince them they could just stay in the underground and they're like "no we have to save the tiny mushroom people" and he's like "ur just like my bro fr"

- monster speculation about the purpose of mustaches

- It would be kinda funny if they had the firebrand and thunderhand since... Like... Humans aren't supposed to be able to do magic

- "are you sure you're humans? You're so small"

- *confused Italian noises*

Also here's some assorted doodles (I know the quality sucks 😭)

[jamiethebeeart]

I'm so normal about the trio, I say, as I spend far longer than I should coloring this lineart by @oceankat8

once again i'm so glad @green-with-envy-phandom-event exists

Readmore for process video/closeups

The full length export was just over 12 minutes, but as tumblr refuses to let me upload 2 videos, here's the (just over) 5 minute process version:

I wanted to add little bits of,,,,, divinity [isn't the right word because they're more like ghost apprentices but I can't think of a better word right now] to each of them. All of their things have a little glow around them!

Danny's thing is actually the Nocturne/space cloak (I tried to make the clasp look like the moon enveloping the sun to symbolize the dreaming world overtaking the waking world, but I don't think it works visually).

But I couldn't resist adding nods to Danny's existence as a halfa. I added snowflakes to Danny's arms/feet to call back to his ice powers and his hair is a blend of Phantom and Fenton hair (with of course space!). He also has dual colored eyes (blue and green) to show his halfa status as well.

Sam was so fun to add plant growth and green blushes to her skin. (I know it's her little ponytail on her head, but I wanted to visually tie it in more to her dress. Is it a bulb/plant? Is it just a fancy bun covering? idk)

And I had such a hard time figuring out Tucker's extra little thing, but I went with the scarab from the staff, starting around his heart and extending as glowing veins as a callback to the (assumed) pharaoh reincarnation. Tucker also has the dual eye color (bluish green and brown) thing happening

(rip tumblr killing the quality)

[thattimdrakeguy]

anything i see anything new on dc's bat-family it makes me wanna scream "WHAT THE FUCK'S THE MATTER WITH YA" and go after them yelling "FUCK OFF"

(not that bad actually. i'm pretty chill inside most of the time. i'm not what i used to be. a lot of it is performative, but a luke warm attitude towards something you have to say doesn't invoke passion, or anythign exciting that'd make anyone want to read it. not that many do anyways)

so many years of this and none of them get better. it's like it's trying to be pathetic

all those years of things you can research to be sure you get it right, and you fuckers couldn't be arsed to get your ass in gear and make sure all these fans that left have something to go back to?

now this dc server discord. my gosh, i don't think we're seeing the blue skies again. they're catering to a small pond of people, a wee group consisting of those that read panels, and pal around with fan fics and mash-ups that they created and pondered

not the stuff that had plenty of real people going out to the shops and ordering comics, that made them have a love and respect for the medium to the point they were fine calling themselves a fan back when it wasn't right in a cool kind of way in the eyes of many

now they're comics, it's not that serious. whoc ares that much in the end

and i guess i'll never seem like i'm not overreacting a touch

but comics used to tell stories that attached themselves to people's hearts and made them be seen and held, like finally i got something that i respond to

now it's who can rip off the fandom the best, and it's so easy to get content of the same marginal quality on AO3, and fan comics that don't need to blessing of bastard DC Comics

it's sensational the passion people can have despite that, whether or not it's for me. but all those hundreds of thousands of people missing a piece of their prior enjoyment because the 5 stan opinions repeated at nauseum is all anyone important at the writers station (not a real thing, i just mean writers) at the company is making them thing "ah yes, we're doing all right by them"

no you didn't, fucker, you scared the rest away with all the nonsense

now if you want more money you gotta try to earn them back

they think it's hopeless and practically pointless because comics are a dying medium, but they don't have to be. i'm sure it'll never to go back to what it once was, but you can still at least try to have a legacy as a writer that means something to people

when we used to have guys back in the day that could go and fuck around writing stories about peter parker's love life that didn't have much action that you would think the typical reader would desire, that could still effect someone in a way that had them stop and think about themselves, because a fraction of wisdom was hidden in it

now you get characters botched, bastardized, and secretly killed and replaced by those with the same names, and they can't even muster the sense to care. because someone laughed at a character being drawn at the wrong height, or another had a good reaction from people that didn't know the character as they thought they were writing their big magnum opus blockbuster for them

and i don't expect perfection, or the good old days to be possible to back to because they're the old days for a reason

but theirs's still the possibility and ability to go back and figure out the lost art of product control, and ravenous quality that can seep into people's spirits and give them a passion to constantly go back to issue after issue, giving your damn funky company a proper profit that means anything

no there they go ripping off little jimmy on twitter, stan account number 55, who's repeating what their pal jessica said on tumblr about bat-family member that got designated trope number 782 on the list, and that got the writer believing they did a job well done

you can do more

they're all just people, and i admire the fact they got to where they are. bless them for all the accomplishments they have. i can't take that way from them. but i'm also just a person who has what he has to say, and i think there's more to these writers then even they give themselves credit for

whining when people rightfully criticize your poor characterization and (even that's rare given the standards of today's comic fandom population) because it's your interpretation, when that's not how interpretation works

my man the money, and legacy you could create for yourself by doing the job, and research, and making something that actually comes across as a product worth buying could make you name live on for years after your death

comics aren't a large, marginally important industry, that all writers strive to join, but they're a passionate bunch that can make your legacy last for years to come

instead you'd rather sit on the bottom of a barrel being like everyone else typing out the same crap in 5 minutes a junior high student could in 2

batman has made billions of dollars from the excellence of others

and they'd rather sit down and take, what's not even a lot of money given that it's comics, and accept it, then make somethings of themselves, and perhaps with enough lucky make the company and business worth something again

there's no point in not trying

all they'd do is get more out of it with a bit of trying and effort, and passion and metaphorical sweat put into it

why should i read Tim Drake: Robin that can't even remember how Tim would talk about Damian right, and can't be fucked to not make his boyfriend look like a generic twink instead of himself, when i could go back and read something from about a decade before my own birth when it was good (if written by a massive fucker)

i've spent nearly a decade on and off criticizing comics, mainly dc and the bat-family, look at my blog name, it's 'ThatTimDrakeGuy' (yes that's how i personally spell it, with the capitalization), and all i've found are holes and tears in it since i've began back in 2015 when Rebirth was only news and headlines

and i've yet to see things get better when i read some classics and became aware at what was, and what could be

nonsense that people with enough passion to get their asses in gear to get the job and the assignments, with plenty of talents, especially the artists, my goodness regardless if they can remember what characters like tim or damian, and sometimes even easy to remember ass jason todd look like, they still have impressive skill, ability, and talent, that far surpases what the majority of the population on the whole planet can do

so it's not that they can't do it

it's that they don't try

often they try the opposite for quick cheap rewards, in the form of twitter stan brownie points "LOOK THEY HUGGED" "LOOK THEY'RE CRYING" "LOOK HE'S SO SHORT" regardless if that's thhe character, it makes sense, the story needs it, or it'll be remembered in years to come

give me and others a reason to come back

otherwise dc might as well die, which i hate to say, and don't mean all the way because of the jobs that would lose

but how else can i verbalize the general feeling and sensation it gives me, when all of that effort goes to waste with medicore at best products that won't be recalled months from now by any amount of peopel that's substantial?

you could go and be a legend in the field, or another turd in the bucket that's about to fly away in the wind to never be seen 'til their next splatty mess

quite sad and i hate it

and shit, with so many people acceptint it, and talking it up, the idea i can't even see a character i used to enjoy look like themselves at times is a wee miserable

how stupid is that when you think on it

how do you get to that point?

comics aren't serious

but the passion a lot have is

(never hurt anyone over it tho. those people are just wild, and not in a cool way)

[ofdovesanddragons]

My horrible gremlin children

(Tumblr killed the image quality once again RIP)

[puppeteerparty]

Beginning, and introduction.

Greetings, and hello to all my lovely neighbors!

I'm so excited to be sharing with you all my love for this wonderful ARG! This introduction here is being multi-posted, as this is originally on my AO3 book!

So! Before we dive right in here, I'm going to state a few things very quickly so you have an idea of what's going on.

So, along with the drabbles I’m providing, I’m ripping them directly from my book so keep that in mind! Things are going to be shifted around to better adjust to Tumblr’s layout, so keep that in mind!

Without further ado, I'll be listing a few rules very quickly to get you all nicely accustomed! [Sorry that they’re a bit lengthy, I would like to note. I’d just rather go in depth so they’re understood better, so feel free to skim!]

☻Little Things To Note☻ ✎_ These drabbles are just for fun and to pass time, so the quality may not be what you expect from my usual works! When it comes to oneshots, I tend to be more loose so that it doesn't feel more straining, and so my motivation doesn't tank before I can update whatever main gig I may have on the back burner. And unlike my main work, this will be a bit more humor filled for the sake of my own sanity. So please do keep this in mind! ✎_ If you're wondering one important thing, then I'd like to say yes! You can request! Here, or on my AO3 book! You can flood my inbox as much as you'd like! Do be aware though, I may not do every single request that's given to me. Just want to put that out there so I don't accidentally disappoint anyone. Again, I don't want to strain myself too much and accidentally end up doing little to nothing when it comes to requests. ✎_ Before requesting though, let me state that I'm not looking to do anything "yandere" related, or things in a similar fashion for any of the characters. Just a personal preference of mine. To get more into detail, I won't be writing drabbles where somebody like Wally is killing all of his friends or being mean to them because of your existence. Nor will I be doing anything like the mentioned character going to the extremes and stalking, manipulating, and all that sort of stuff. As much as I'm fine with characters with some sort of flaws to them, it's just not the case when it comes to this. And I hope you can respect that. ✎_ If you are requesting, be aware that this is meant for Reader pairings! Along with that, please do keep things like the gender of the reader, or certain attributes you want given to the reader, or attributed to the love interest specified! So if you want a drabble about something akin to the reader having a fascination with bugs, or the love interest to be shy, then let me know! I, unfortunately, don't have the ability to read minds. A shame, really. ✎_ As most writers, I'm completely open to LGBTQ+ pairings! You want an Eddie x Masc Reader? You got it! Julie Joyful x Fem reader? You got it! Gender neutral, or something specific like Nonbinary (and anything under the umbrella), or even a trans reader is completely fine with me! I encourage it even, ha ha! ✎_ Stating this just in case because I've noticed certain things within the fandom by far, I'm not going to write anything that's.. questionable, to put it lightly. I'm not going to write any of the listed. Rape/Non-Con, Underage/Pedophilic, Incestuous (hard to do, but nevertheless), and things that are along those lines. That's final. I believe that's all! Thank you for taking the time to read through this! I hope to provide lovely little fictions for you all to enjoy!

[tiarathief]

knight squad concept notes + tiara thief canon

earlier this week, i reached out to sean w. cunningham, one of the creators of knight squad (as well as the thundermans and julie and the phantoms). i just wanted to say thank you for creating knight squad and tell him it meant a lot to me. to my surprise, he actually responded and he was so nice. he told me he’d reach out to me again later.

then, last night, he followed up! and he sent the following messages (providing image descriptions since tumblr kills the quality rip):

(Image description: Instagram messages from @seanwcunningham. The first message reads “So, I spoke to Dworkin (my writing partner) and he was very appreciative of your comments, too. He said “we should share the title list with her.” You see, on this show we did a little experiment. Instead of sitting around and coming up with ideas, we made a list of fun pun name Knight titles and used those to help us generate ideas. So here is that original list (pardon Dworkin’s terrible handwriting 😂)....” The second message is the photo of the list. The third message reads “Some of those unused titles would have become episodes. Also, we were definitely thinking of making Arc & Ciara a couple eventually. Thanks again for your great note!”)

(Image description: A sheet of paper with a handwritten list in two columns. The first column, from top to bottom, reads: “-Knight Crawler, -The Dark Knight, -Knight at the Museum, -Boogie Knights, -Open Mic Knight, -Saturday Knight Fever, -A Knight’s Tail, -Date Knight, -About Last Knight - Rashomon episode, -Poker Knight, -Knight and Day, -Knight Court, -Knight Rider, -Four Days, Five Knights, -In the Heat of the Knight, -Bay Watch Knights - sea monster, -Good Knight and Good Luck, -Knight of the Comet, -Knight of Living Dead, -A Hard Day’s Knight - beetles swarm the castle, -Good Knight Moon - Cinderella.” The second column, from top to bottom, reads: “-A Knight at the Roxbury, -The Knight Before Christmas, -Late Knight w/ Conan O’Brien, -Knight Clubbin’, -MoonKnighting, -One Knight Only, -Before Knight Falls, -Up All Knight, -Knight Owl, -It Happened One Knight, -A Little Knight Music, -Silent Knight, -OverKnight Delivery, -Tonight is Your Knight, Bro, -A Knight to Remember, -Good Knight, Sleep Tight, -I Love the Knight Life, -The Knight is Young, -Best Knight Ever, -Talladega Knights.”)

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so yeah, there you have it! some clues about what some future episodes might have been if they had more time, and the confirmation that the creators were definitely thinking arc and ciara would eventually be a canon couple.

super bittersweet to think about what could have been, but hopefully it brings some closure. ⚔️

[wiltingmemories]

(FYI: Genesis is the feminine embodiment of the universe. Everything that has, does, and will ever exist was made by and reflects on her; she is the narrator from the "Rainy Doves" story I posted on Tumblr.)

I'm still developing Harmony's (OC) story, and one of the funniest and most tragic parts about it is "Genesis And Her Irrational Hatred For A Child That Never Asked To Exist."

She is responsible for everything in existence; she weaves every fiber thread that will forever bear the proof of her touch. And yet, she is horrifyingly mortal, not in the way that the passage of time affects her, makes wrinkles appear on the corner of her eyes, dyes her hair into gray, weakens her bones and softens her flesh, reaps her cells until there is nothing left, but that she, Genesis, Mother of All that was, is, and ever will be, differs little from her creations. And not in a manner of beauty and divinity, that She loves us because she molded us in her image because we are her children, but because she is rotten, and so we are.

We are two halves of the same rotten tree, a spoiled batch of apples whose surface gleams in the sun with ripe strength and bloody red but are infested from within with monsters and demons we can barely fathom who have voices but no bodies, just like our rotten Mother, whose nonexistent faces we struggle to paint and yet still try in an attempt to find a remedy, as if comprehension will cure madness, but since when did we separate illness from madness? Who says that the mind was the one who needed healing? Whoever forgot the beating, sentimental heart prone to such tragedy that we fantasize over in our poems, capture in our plays, and immortalize in scripture? What is madness but a heart, broken and jaded who has grown too weary to care?

Genesis only finds the connection she has always yearned to have with humanity through their greatest strength and flaw: Emotion. Love. Hatred.

Every time she tried sewing the yarn together, Genesis ripped a piece of her soul and heart, raw and bleeding, and placed it in our chests, wanting company and also distractions; creatures she could watch and carve and mold from afar, something to watch and observe over countless millennia of stasis.

Perhaps that was where it all began. Because the child, Celestia, as they called her, bore the best and worst qualities from that batch. She was the child of light and darkness, born from the momentous event that would never occur again where they crossed paths and spilled into each other, their selves fusing into a whole, a new, single form where they could never again part.

Genesis hated her. Because for her to exist, she had taken away her most beloved creations, one loved by all and the other despised. One who had been the tiniest star in the darkest night, who shone the brightest yet faded too quickly: ephemeral light, and the other a blazing sun who emerged from the horizon to conquer the skies and shatter the earth; perpetual darkness, blinding.

Genesis hated her because Celestia was the one string she did not fabricate, whose creation she had no control over.

Genesis hated Celestia because she embodied and intensified her grief over what she had lost. Conveniently, she also gave it a physical form to twist and bend until nothing remained.

On that note,

It's both funny and tragic how much she does and tries to kill one kid who refuses to die. Something something there is cruelty in your heart. You are starving and cold after the only candle in your life has flickered into nothing as though God himself has forsaken you. Your rage is the only thing that can compare to your lost light, which can warm you like the tender embers of a fireplace, as she once did. But what will you do when it burns more than what you despise? What will you do when the fire spreads to the homes that have harbored generations and nations that have risen from the ashes yet are now undone by the very hand who made them?

Do you throw stones at the innocent when the guilty are not present?

Do you feed yourself with the food you could have shared?

Do you refuse to plant seeds and expect a harvest when the world is starving?

Do you throw your garbage into the oceans, the lakes, and the rivers and then pollute the water you drink?

Do you destroy the forests and drive the animals from their homes and then look to the sky and pray for rain?

Do you fill the air with smoke and then wonder why you cannot breathe?

Do you cut down the trees to build a home and then cry when the wind does not sing you a lullaby?

Do you raise your weapon, your voice, your hand against another in anger and then expect them to shake your hand in peace?

Do you fill yourself with hate and then claim you are not the same as the one you have called an enemy? You lose yourself in the name of good, becoming blind to the atrocities you ordain, enable, and commit.

When the rain has stopped and the fire has gone out, when the thunder clouds have cleared and there is only a single bird left singing in the last tree, when the sea, the sky, and the earth have become the desert – who will you blame for the silence of your world? When the last mountain falls and the world is made of dust, when the wind is gone and the air is dead and you cannot breathe or speak, when the earth is sick and there is no water left to cleanse it – what will you say to the child who asks why we let this happen?

When the last flower dies and every river, lake, and ocean has become poison, when the earth is no longer a mother but a wasteland of rock and ash and death – who will you turn to and what will you give when you say: forgive me, I have done my best?

What happens when you enable evil in the name of good?

[m0thlegs]

Okay this is SUPER flimsy and unedited but here r my quick points I just thought of like five minutes ago as to why I think he'll come back even just for act 3 aside from that one frame from the act 3 teaser. I'm not even an experienced theorist or anything I'm just a teenager on the internet so don't take my word on it I'm just taking to tumblr because ugh my heart just got ripped out and this is my way of coping I NEED TO SCREAM ON HERE!!!

(Season 2, Act 2 spoilers under the cut)

These frames from the trailer have not yet been seen in any of the episodes, meaning it's in act 3.

Given what Singed said about how if Viktor dies, then the rest of the evolved cult members do (backed up by what we saw), there's a good chance that this means that Viktor is coming back again.

2. Viktor died in a cave.

(I'm not religious and have BARELY studied the bible since I went to my Christian primary school so feel free to correct me on this but-) When Jesus emerged, reborn again, days after his crucifixion, he emerged from a cave. Since Viktor died in a cave, it's the perfect setup for him to have a resurrection and be reborn.

3. In the last frame we see of Viktor before Jayce (Judas) betrays and kills him, he is suspended in the air.

(Edit: took this pic and added it in bc i forgot to add it in the drafts whoops, sorry it’s kinda low quality I can’t take screenshots on Netflix☹️)

This one's a slight reach since it's not an exact 1-to-1 with the crucifix pose we see Jesus in on the cross, but given the sort of Hexcore strings he's being suspended by, you COULD say that this is some sort of crucifixion of him; like act 2 is Good Friday and then act 3 is Easter Sunday/Monday where Jesus rises once more.

I did make other points contributing to this theory on my close friends ig too (like how the red in the Noxian warrior's uniform somewhat resembles that of the Roman soldiers coming to charge in and take Jesus) but I didn't have enough evidence to back that one up as a solid point to make so I'm not putting it here directly.

As I said this is sort of me just making things up on the spot as a means of coping and I don't think I've fully digested the episodes yet so these could very well change and turn out to be the most shit take ever once act 3 drops lol + if anyone has anything to add I'D LOVE TO HEAR TYSM!! gonna go cry now probably </3

currently speedrunning all 5 stages of grief rn

[girlmuppet]

I showed you my bingus please respond 

[moniwa-believes-in-you]

My brother, Loudly, from the other room: Oh we STAN

[hydrate-or-diedrate]

Mm this stage is getting more and more sus

HELL YEAH DIRK RIP HER SOUL OUT

Vriska self reflection hour we love to see it

FIDDLE FADDLE

EVIL CAPITALIST JANE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Terezi don't stop he fucking deserves it goddamn it

Oh Jesus fuck

Gamzee leave her alone oh God oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh

Demon Gamzee is so scary wtf

TEREZIIII

Oh God the condesce is here

Everything's gone to shit

DAMMIT CALIBORN

I just unlocked something called tales from paradox space I think it's time for a break

Oh my goodness these paradox space comics are adorable

John spending quality time with his dad is gonna make me cry

Oh boy Caliborn looked at the manga book apparently

Oh gosh he god tiered

Krabkrab. Honk friend. Cape douche.

Oh my god he made a deviantart

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS AN ACTUAL PAGE

Thanks, manga! 👍

SHE IS NO DOUBT HOPING FOR... *MUCHAS SMOOCHES*

I'm gonna cry caliborn's art self jerk is so funny

HIS SELF INSERTION GUY

"MY'LADY"

Oh hey, John. Nice to see ya

Oh shit he's mad oh fuck

GAME OVER?

BAHAHAHAHA

OH FUCK MURDER IS HAPPENING

KARKAT NOOO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT MY BOY GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

YES KANAYA KILL HIM

NOT DAVE TOO

TEREZIIII

EVERYBODY I CARE ABOUT IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR ROSE AND ROXY AND JOHN

AND MAYBE THE DIRK THATS STILL FLYING IN AT THE EDGE OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE

WAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

FUCK YOU ARANEA THIS IS YOUR FAULT

(Little Misfortune voice) Yikes forever

CALIBORN GO AWAY

Screaming

ZILLYLOOT! HONK WHEE TOOT BOING ITS A KICKSTARTER PARODY WHEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh my god caliborn already made a cryptocurrency

All my favorite blorbos are dead how is there supposed to be another entire act of this unless the condesce either brings Jane to life with the ring so she can resurrect people or this is a doomed timeline

Or maybe John can figure out his dumb anti-canon bullshit and fix everything

Hi John:(

Hi Dirk :(

Hi Rose and Roxy :(

NO GODDAMIT ROSE IS DEAD TOO

They're dropping like flies

No fuck off terezi you were so dead back there don't you dare

JADE MADE HER TROLLSONA 🥺🥺

The denizens oh my god John start moving right the fuck now

I have so many tumblr notifications right now and I swear if it's all of you people vaguely giggling in the comments about me approaching the part where everyone dies for real this time I'll lose it /aff

"There's no place like home." John you cheesy motherfucker

Okay so this is not the alpha Jade

Or, judging by adult calliope's story and how John died, it might be the new real Jade?

PISS ASS FUCKING THE OIL BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCK SHIT FUCK AAAAAAA

Hussie you motherfucker you've either been playing the long game from the very beginning or you went back and edited the pages later

WE GET TO HEAR JOHN PLAY MUSIC AGAIN YESSSS

The fireflies 🥹

Oh gosh it's another game

I guess I have to stop here for now aaaaaaaaaa

Day 19 of reading homestuck wow

Oh yay! Roxy got to build her fort! I mean yeah she's still in jail and all that, but fort!

Roxy you boy crazy bitch

John you are exclaiming about the magic ring WAY too loudly

STFU CALIBORN YOUR CURTSINS ARE UGLY

Act 6 act 6 act 2 this is getting egregious

Hi John!! Welcome to scribble hell!

"Respectfully plagiarized"

LOSHIT

FLY, SHIT BISCUIT! FLY!!!

Smut blade? Really??

Me too, John. Me too

I love John so much he's such a little guy

YEAH JOHN TELL HIM

I need to chill before this turns into me just posting frames from the story agsjhdhjs

Okay but this one is really good

Caliborn's ugly ass curtains don't even close 😭

FUCK OFF GAMZEE

FUCK OFF GAMZEE X2 WHY DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAVE THE RING

Aranea?! I swear to fuck you better not turn out to be evil

GODDAMMIT ARANEA THIS MIGHT EVEN BE WORSE THAN BEING EVIL

Aranea this is a really dumb plan

NO NOT THE HUMMINGBIRDS

HEY ARANEA THIS KID IS STILL 16 QUIT GRABBING HIM LIKE THAT

ARANEA THIS IS NOT CONSENSUAL HEALING FUCKING STOP AAAA

Hell yeah Roxy shazam yourself outta there

Aw fuck Jake is going nuclear

Oh my god

GAD ZOOKS

BOY HOWDY

HOLY TOLEDO

LAND SAKES ALIVE

HELLO NURSE

BY GUM

AY CHIHUAHUA

Oh my gosh Dave has a puppet butt watch

BOBS YOUR UNCLE

JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

WIN

ONE

FOR

THE GIPPER

Aranea what are you doing

ARANEA STOP

JADE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST UNDER THE HOUSE IMAGERY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aranea you are so fucking awful

Everything was gonna be fine but nooooo

I am Brain Ghost Dirk.

You kissed my boyfriend.

Prepare to die.

SHUCKY DARN

TEREZI WOOOO

OH FUCK JACK IS HERE

Poor Jade and Calliope waaaaaaa

Jade is making a trollsona 🥺

[is-nino-actually-luka]

Top 10 Ninos in Miraculous Ladybug

Hey Everyone! 

Ever since Stormy Weather, Miraculous Ladybug fans around the world have always wondered who the best Nino is. However everyone knows Top 10 list are 10x better than that so we’re doing this instead.

In this list, we used a complex equation to calculate which Nino has the greatest combination of friendliness, superheroics, musical ability, directorial inability, loyalty, and that special something that makes them Nino.

This list had a lot of competition, so don’t feel too bad if your favorite Nino didn’t make this particular list! Plus if you guys reblog this with an essay telling me how wrong I am, the tumblr algorithm will actually promote the post!

10. Shell Shock

In 10th place, we have the superhero turned supervillain Shell Shock! Now although you wouldn’t think he has the qualities of being a Nino, considering how betraying your allies isn’t very friendly, but in his defense akumatizations are no ones fault but Hawkmoth’s. 

Plus this betrayal was the impetus for the Nino Retrieval Arc, which is fondly remembered as having some of the best fights in the show, including the very famous scene where the random citizens in a window drop their training weights and unleash their true power so they can restrain him and 2 other akumatized superheroes with little to no effort.

But the real reason he’s so low is because he’s just Carapace but Red, and turtles aren’t red. That’s silly. Shell Shock is just so silly

9. XY (Ripping off Luka)

On the surface, XY appears to be a talentless hack who clearly doesn’t care about music and is only in it for the money, and he is. But in his defense it’s also pretty clear the dude is obviously a product of his environment since his Dad is clearly the mastermind and even he doesn’t seem to think very much of XY.

Honestly the dude ought to become a better person and one of the best ways to change is to stop emulating his father and find better role models. So if he’s ripping off Kitty Section, specifically Luka, then maybe this could be the first step in the journey to becoming a better person like Luka.

Anyways, XY makes number 9 because of his potential 

8. The Right Half of Oblivio

Alright let’s address the elephant in the room about Super Penguino. It’s pretty obviously a stand in for something else, but the show couldn’t exactly say it explicitly since it is a kid’s show after all.

Super Penguino represents how Alya and Nino are mobile gamers.

Honestly considering that their best friends are console gamers, it makes sense that they may try to hide their hobbies, and as a console gamer myself, I agree. They should be ashamed.

But then again I thought it was a cool episode so it’s number 8 even though we barely see Nino until like the last minute

7. Boy in Spanish

Niño takes the number 7 spot on this list for obvious reasons

6. Silencer

Silencer may be a supervillain, but he’s more of an anti villain if we are being honest. Like honestly he was only trying to steal voices from bad people like XY (Who stole his music and insulted Marinette/his friends), Bob Roth (Who encouraged XY to do that and he is literally everything wrong with the music industry), The Mayor (Who is notoriously corrupt), and Ladybug (Remember when she killed Chat Noir during Hero’s Day on live TV?). 

Plus he was only really doing this to help his friends, which is pretty Pog.

Actually the only reason he isn’t higher is because he tries to silence people and that was literally the same thing the bad guys did in Footloose so not very Nino-like if you ask me

5. Bubbler

The Bubbler was literally only akumatized so he could throw his bro a party, and isn’t that the most Nino-like reason ever? Plus it was because of Gabriel Agreste, so can you really blame him?

Although we have to dock points off because he did send all the adults to the sky which is pretty messed up considering I am technically an adult now. Honestly the Bubbler sounded a lot more reasonable when I watched the episode in high school

4. Carapace

Taking number 4 on the list is everyone’s favorite Captain America Ripoff.

And his debut was really something! He actually 1v1ed an akuma without superpowers! He clearly took Ladybug’s advice to heart when she told him that “When you're facing a supervillain, strength doesn't make a difference. Courage and determination do.”

Plus his power is to protect his friends, and can you tell me a more Nino-like power than that? And his transformation sequence and music is a headbanger so it’s pretty obvious to tell that Nino’s under that hood.

Also he’s green. That’s the color turtles are supposed to be.

3. Viperion

Viperion barely edges out Carapace on the list since Viperion doesn’t need to protect his friends from danger. Instead, Viperion can stop the danger before it happens! It’s like Minority Report, and we all know how good of an idea it was in that movie!

It kinda sucks we didn’t get to see more of him in his debut episode, since Ladybug had to sideline Luka at first since she said “When you're dealing with a supervillain, it's better to have a partner with superpowers.” Although he was a hard carry once he did get superpowers! Literally Hawkmoth and Ladybug consider him the biggest threat when facing a group of heroes!

And like any good Nino transformation, the music is a bop, and having an instrument as a weapon really helps on the Nino ranking

2. Luka

The caring older brother who moonlights as a temporary Reptile Hero, Luka isn’t the only musically inclined friend of Adrien who had a crush on Marinette!

Honestly if you didn’t know any better you might think that Luka is actually Nino!

Luka is in almost everyway the best Nino, and he was a very close second to first. Honestly I had some trouble deciding between the two of them, but I think the number 1 pick is pretty unanimous in everyone’s minds

Before we get to the number one pick, let’s take a look at some honorable mentions

Nino Rota: An famous Italian composer whose work includes the Godfather Trilogy’s Score. However the fact he does not appear in Miraculous Ladybug disqualifies him from the top 10.

Saint Nino: Honestly idk anything about her but she was a Saint so I guess she was important. However the fact she does not appear in Miraculous Ladybug disqualifies her from the top 10.

Nino from Fire Emblem 7: She’s doing her best. However the fact she cannot read disqualifies her from the top 10.

1. El Niño

El Niño is a weather phenomena that occurs about every four years and is associated with a warm band of water in the Pacific Ocean which is accompanied by high air pressures in the western Pacific and low air pressure in the Easter Pacific.

It is also the first thing that comes up in Google when you look up Nino.

Honestly I debated putting it this high up on the list, but Nat Geo told me the El Niño in 2016 was associated with coral bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef, severe droughts in Africa, South America and parts of the Pacific and southeast Asia, and wildfires in Indonesia and Canada. I don’t live in any of those areas but El Niño scares me and for my own safety I decided to appease it by giving it the number 1 spot in this list. 

So did any of our choices surprise you? Make sure to leave a like and comment below your favorite Nino!

[imgucciking]

Mmmh [KAI]

Listen as you read

Pairing: Idol!Boyfriend!Kai X Fan!Reader 

Genre: Smut, Smut, Smut. After care fluff. And some fluff at the start.

Words: 2k

Warning: Masturbation! Cursing! Marking! Eating out! Penetration! Size kink! Unprotected sex! [stay safe y'all] 

A/N: My first work on tumblr, I wanted to start of with Kai.

Kai was your boyfriend, and he had been for a total of 3 years last month. You had spent the time well at home, he had even cooked some dinner for the both of you! A surprise cake was baked by him as well, in the flavour of chocoltae, your favorite [ You didn't tell him how you found a few egg shells in it]

But right now though, the pair of you were separated. You lived near the outskirts of Seoul, while the headquarters of SM, as well as Kai's house was in the middle of the busy city. Kai was busy with the preparation of his new solo, whiich he hadn't even revealed the name for to you.

He said it was super secret and it would be ruined if he revealed. You of course had pouted, and even tried some aegyo, which you never did in order to get him to tell you what the song was called, atleast. Somehow though, he never told you. On the november 25, the teaser of mmmh had been revealed. 

You had watched the video, then went straight to your bed, your phone in hand, already dialling kai. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHY YOU GOTTA KILL ME?" He had laughed. He fucking laughed. That. Was. It

You were so excited for today! Mmmh was finally getting released and of course you were excited! You got your big computer ready, put it on full screen, 4k quality and the volume was full on. Your phone was right beside ou incase kai decided that he was going to kill you in this mv like the teaser. 

You used the phone a lot. You called him the moment the song started, and of course, he was there, like the sweet boyfriend he was to listen to you fangirl over him, and then gasp and pretend to die when he revealed his abs. He found it very endearing that you did all this. Then, once you were done watching the mv for about the 100th time, he asked ou to always call him like this cause he found it awesome.

You blushed before replying with an ok and then cutting the call. 

It had been a month since then. You were going through the many memories you and Kai had created right now, looking through the million selfies and photos on your phone, your background music being a 10 hour version of mmmh. Bless the soul which made such an awesome repeat.

"You make me feel so mmmh hmmm~" You mouthed the words. All of a sudden, the repeat got over. You pouted to yourself, your hands reaching over to your phone to see what was going on. But suddenly, the song played again, only this time his voice sounded deeper, sexier. Your thighs automatically came closer, his deep voice doing something to your inside. 

Tentatively, you let your hand travel lower down your body, underneath jong-in's hoodie which you had on. You let out a breathy gasp as your fingers came in contact with your heat. You allowed your hands to travel the rim, but not deep in. You wanted to tease yourself. 

And oh were you doing a good job at it. You lied your body more comfortably on the bed, then spread your legs wide, your/kai's hoodie pulled up until it was bunched up underneath your neck. Your nipples had formed hard pebbles due to the cold air in the room, and your left hand was currently playing around with your left breast, twisting it around, rubbing it, and playing with your tits. 

One hand still rested comfortably within the folds of your clit, gently flicking it and pinching at the sensitive nub. One important rule of kai's was that you never played with yourself, because he wanted to be the one to please you, but the thought was long gone from your head, and besides, it wasn't like kai was coming home today, was he?

Oh how wrong could you have been.

The door clicked open loudly, as Jong-In stepped into the house. "I'm home baby!" His words, however were left to drift into the silence, as you were far too lost in the pleasure your fingers were causing you. Granted, they weren't as large as Kai's, but it did the deed and that's all you wanted. 

You were edging closer and closer to your high. "O-Oh! Kai!~" You screeched, as you finally cummed all over your fingers, the white sticky substance coating your hand. Kai heard you. And judging by the way you sounded, he also knew what you were doing right now. 

His cock twitched in his pants, like waking up from a long nap. "God Y/N..." He groaned, before pulling his shoulder back off and placing it on the table. Unbuttoning the top 2 buttons of his top, he walked into your shared bedroom. God how you lay on the bed, his hoodie all bunched up on you, your fingers still buried deep within your cunt. The tent in his pants became painful to handle as he stalked closer to you.

Your eyes were shut from how you rode out your high, your breathing heavy as you rested. Jong In edged closer to your body, before he put his lips very close to your ears. "Didn't I teach you to not touch yourself?" Your eyes shot open as you looked up at his figure hovering over your tiny self. 

His lips were curved up in a smirk. "K-Kai I-" You were cut of by him placing his finger on your lips. "Hush...." He removed his finger once he was sure you would keep quiet, his fingers now wrapped around your airpods, as he plugged one of them off your ear. "What were you listening to, baby?"

He puts one into his ear, greeted by his voice singing out. "Ahh baby.... My song?" You nod furiously, not wanting to do anything that might displease him. He let out a groan seeing you so submissive. He pulled it out, then curled his fingers round your phone which lay forgotten beside you. 

He disconnected the earphones, allowing his voice to sing out loud. "I'm going to fuck you, with my voice in the background. Is that okay babygirl?" You nod once more. His fingers curl around your neck, a tight grip. "Use your voice~" You quickly let it out. "Yes, kai!"

"Ah ah!" He tutts, his grip around your neck tightening. "What is my name?" Your eyes widen before you remember. "Yes s-sir!" He nods, before smiling, his fingers unravelling from you neck, to your hair as he gently strokes it. "Such a good girl for me, aren't you?" His tugs at your hair, pulling you up into a sitting position. 

"Such a good, good girl.... But you've been bad now.... Should I punish you?" Your eyes widen. "No sir! I'm s-sorry!" He smirks, before pulling the hoodie of your body entirely. He inches close to you, and you think he is about to kiss you so you pucker your lips. "Ah ah! Only good girls get kisses!" You pout, and Jong in almost wants to kiss you now.

"I'm sorry!" You say again, as you try to pull him towards you. But he, is able to resist, and he buries his face deep into your neck, gently breathing in and out your scent, his breath hitting right on your sensitive area. He knew how crazy you get when he does that.

"Sir!" You moan, your voice sounding foreign to even yourself. Kai's teeth sink into your soft unmarked skin, as he paint art on you. He was the artist, and you were the canvas, nothing you could do would get you out of this. Once he was done with the hickeys covering your neck, he stood up and went to the chest of drawers were you stored your... toys..

Kai was a bit overexcited with the usage of toys and such, so the pair of you had bought an entire cupboard to keep in the stock of your sex toys. 

He selects a black blindfold, and fuzzy cuffs. Mmmh...Your favorite.

He ties the blindfold around your eyes, and seats you up on the bed, with your hands cuffed tightly. Not too tight enough for it to hurt, but tight enough to not allow you to escape its grasp. You struggle a bit, adjusting your body, till you feel a flat muscle lick against your cunt. 

Your body goes rigid and you stop moving around. He smirks against you, and he knows you can feel him right there. He lets out a soft groan, when you start grinding yourself onto his face, but his hands go to your thighs and he quickly stops you by holding your thighs. 

You whine and whimper at the sudden hold, but he teases you by letting his tongue wander all over your heat, but not where you want it this most. "Kai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please!" He suddenly stops. "Ah, ah... What's my name?" "Sir!!!!!"

"Good girl, I'll award you, shall I?"

He starts lapping at your juices, sucking, pinching, and stroking at your cunt. Your eyes had rolled back so far into your sockets, that you thought it might get stuck right there. His tongue was much better at pleasing you than your fingers, and the tightening in your stomach only increased. 

"Jong In!! I'm gonna c-" His warmth suddenly leave you. You look up at him, to see him smirking at you. You whine at not being able to release. "I think you've been stretched quite enough, right Jagi?" He unlocks the handcuffs, before tying it again onto you, except this time its not against the bed.

He undresses himself quickly, and as soon as he gets his underwear off, his large member flips against his lower abdomen. Your eyes feast on his naked body, all the ripped muscles on it. You want to trace your fingers over him, but your hands are unfortunately locked. 

You groan at this fact. His hands curl around his member as he strokes it, coating it with his pre cum. Once its enough, he bends over and produres his head into your heat. You groan at the feeling, clenching him and trying to pull him. "So thirsty for my dick, babygirl? Well then, I'll give you what you want!" 

He suddenly pounds into you, thrusting hard and not even allowing you to adjust to his length and girth. "God!" You screech, the pain and pleasure mixing together to cause something totally new. Your hands tug of your blindfold, wanting to see Kai fuck you deep. 

He lifts your left leg up, and places is onto his shoulders, reaching to places within you that had never been touched. "Feel me there? Right in that pretty little stomach of yours baby?" "Oh god yes! You scream, and you know your neighbours will be able to hear you quite well. 

But Kai liked that. He liked to show them all who you belonged to.

He grunts as you clench tightly around him, nearly not allowing to thrust. You were close and he got that. He pound into you even harsher, like an animal unleashed and allowed to do whatever it wanted with your body. He reaches over to your hair, and tugs you up. 

You comply, placing your head on his chest as he continues his work. These move was all you needed for you to come, and you let your cum flow, your eyes rolling to the back of your socket and all you can see for awhile is white. 

He continues pounding into you, chasing his own high. You, being hypersensitive clench tightly around him. This pulled him over the edge, and he cummed into you, releasing his load well. 

He lied next to you, both of you panting and sweaty. His cum flows a bit out of you, wetting the bed below. "That was-" Kai smiles at you. "I love you, Jagi" 

You grin, feeling a bit sleepy. "I love you too baby"