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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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from Byubiyubi on twitter

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you know how it is with snow days

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happy dragon age month, i miss my homies so I doodled them in some simple camp clothes (bc im bg3pilled)

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Let me hold it while you pee. I promise I'm gonna be totally normal about it.

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Should I revamp my dragon age fic? (no spoilers in post for DATV)

A long time ago, I started a fanfic called Warping the Veil (available on ao3) It was a sovellan fic based around the premise of Post trespassar Lavellan time travelling back to the beginning of Inquisition. (There's memory issues and stuff) But the thing is, Veilguard just came out. And the lore we learn in game is very similiar to the lore I made up for the fic! So it fits nicely and makes me want to include Rook and gang! And I wanted switch up the time line design and better include Other Events. I want to include the Hero of Fereldan (Ostagar's Banished Princess Origin, with Alistair romance), Purple Hawke (romanceless, poor thing), and Lavallen Inquisitor. Plus our new Rook! (Thinking of doing Triventer Elf (Lucanis romance). Cause that works well with Dorian's shit but it's the only playthrough I've done so far so I don't know for sure!)

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continuing with the trend of inserting disney songs into dragon age

blackwall can carry ALL the cute dwarf wives on his shoulders but iron bull can carry everyone else so

the fact that cookiesdfg and momochanners also spend copious amounts of time imagining sad bear carrying dwarf wife on his shoulders gives me life

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22 years later and the Crows are still cringing over Zevran. Truly the man of all time.

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I'm glad we can all agree on the subject of Professor Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚

Made in collaboration with the bone peepaw stans of tumblr, I hope you're all enjoying your romance quests.

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THABJ YOU MS KIRBY I OWE YOU MY LIFE

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*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes