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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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i’m into chocolate chip cookies. and all the various sub genres of chocolate chip cookie

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really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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my fave anders fanart is when he looks a lil like this

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holding rats feels like i’m wielding a weapon in a first person rpg

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And what about it

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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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i was born from a wet paste that learned to dream btw

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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I feel like maisy mouse should get more love on here I think she'd be besties with snoopy, miffy, etc.

look at her she's so cute

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i love poison omelette

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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)