#tumblr brainrot

[payisbored]

[skill7spark04]

Worby?

I am the Meh. AAAAAAAAAAAWUBADUGH.

[mahoganyrust]

Edward: I waited nearly a century for the love of my life

Jack: Pfft try 300 years buddy

Merlin: ROOKIE NUMBERS

Crowley: You guys waited?

[livelaughlovelams]

I love how here on Tumblr we're all family. Like, we're all the weird siblings. On other apps, it's like "oh yeah I have a Tiktok" but for us it's like "YOU'RE ON TUMBLR!? YOO!" Because we're all one big happy family, and we're ALL friends on here, and we're ALL chill on here, and that's why we're all so happy about Goncharov, because that's OUR family name going down in history right now.

[philimemela]

kids grow up on tumblr and end up writing academic essays about goncharov, superwholock, and all the young dudes. its me. I am kids and I love my life !!!

[izzydizzy13]

Tumblr has officially lowkey broke me bc I am in the car right now and saw one of these bad boys

And for a split second... I legitimately thought it was loss

[1mlostnow]

I keep…forgetting the boundary between my tumblr audience and my insta audience… some guy commented on my shit a while back and I almost said “I’ll fucking skin you gayboy” before I remembered where I was…I settled for “life’s different for everyone. I’m glad you’re doing well :)”

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

tumblr truly has infected my psyche bc I was Patrick Bateman for a Halloween party last night and I did the blood splatter on my face and everything...and tell me why it was the hottest I've ever felt? Like I did my makeup all nice and that was great but the blood splatter? final touch. awesome. gorgeous. breathtaking. I felt so dangerous and femme fatal with my black leather gloves and cardboard axe. It's over for me, friends. Can't ever feel that hot again :/

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

AS A FAT GIRL WITH THE ABILITY TO WRITE, I MUST DO MY CIVIC DUTY TO FEED MY OTHER PLUS SIZE BADDIES!!!

[theeconstantcompanion]

oof.

I literally. I thought this was a radfem post. I thought that was an awful lot of notes for a joke that was pretty dark but accurate. I looked at the replies. I look at the OP's bio.

they're serious. I mean it may be a joke but like that's... what they're doing. Drugging the issue when the teen is obviously depressed. So where actually is the joke, other than the idea of....killing your parents? When there's no indication abuse other than the fact that something is happening to the child? (Can't rule it out, absolutely, but that's just one of dozens of possible explanations).

[toenolla]

One of my coworkers showed me her new Sphereo robot, and I said "Oh! A Blorbo!"

[selfindulgentsillinessbracket]

Self Indulgent Silly Bracket

Bracket 2 Round 1

[bog-bitch]

y’all my anthropology class is about to read “Body Rituals Among the Nacirema” i am so hyped right now

[scriobh-an-iontas]

SuperWhoLock:

People who are fans of Supernatural, Dr Who, and Sherlock

HooperLouShock:

People who are fans of the spicy but forbidden romance between Sesame Street's Mr Hooper and The Simpsons' Lou

[idfuckhimcarnalleigh]

hahaha hey do y'all ever see a random reblog and click it only to realise that there's an entire fanfic you've written in the notes of someone else's post and completely forgotten about until this very moment or are you normal haha