#Ahahahaha

[askviktor]

Viktor’s mouth minutely quirks from side to side, suppressing a smile at Jayce’s blush.

For the Hexstrap, Jayce. I have blueprints for fabrication. We will naturally have to make adjustments after some testing. How often did you recommend? Four times a day? How industrious. I suppose you will want to test it yourself first?

Is the Hexstrap project finished yet? I'm an interested client in the simulated sensation of the one using it. I hope this is not very embarrassing for you, apologies.

Thank you for asking. Unfortunately, the Hexstrap has yet to be fabricated, but I believe Jayce may be more open to the idea in light of recent events.

Nonetheless, personal Hextech technology is still not approved for public use. I hope this changes quite soon as I believe several of our prototypes are ready. Distribution and other laws regulating Hextech will be "on the books" soon, yes, Jayce? @jaycehousetalis

I assume after those are in place, Hextech personal devices will start appearing in industrial areas. There are the Atlas gauntlets, which will allow those mining in the fissures to do so without fatigue. I am most excited by our personal air filtration devices which, within minutes, clear rooms of airborne toxins. We have also been developing agricultural designs powered by Hexlights, which will act as sunlight so that those living deep in the trenches can grow their own food. Once the council sees the wisdom of investing in the Undercity, I am hopeful that we can get funding for infrastructure which will clean the pollutants from Zaun for good.

I fear it may be some time before an item like the Hexstrap is available. We have more pressing prototypes to launch, though sexual health is of course important to a fulfilling life to many. And worry not, I am not embarrassed by such things.

[himemeiya]

My other girlfriend is my

Joyride [x]

[thereweredragonshere]

Practicing the queen🫶 lowkey love the red death. Continue traumatising our favourite characters one exploding corpse at a time 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[batfam4eva]

Bronson Reed on Twitter during Mami's segment. Which fair enough cuz that's me too during her segment.

But then this comment had me absolutely dying

[aipurjopa]

its almost like—

(don’t end up like me)

[magiertama]

"So, do you actually like hanging around me? How about we play some games?"

[ruthlessness69]

one god obsessing over a certain mortal. nothing new actually ☺️

[justvea18]

Patroclus anatomy practice

[generalflowerpolice]

SO, I DID SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING FOR ME. I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS.

I dressed beautiful women in outfits that were a little unconventional for them. I know Alma is in eternal mourning, but let's give her some time to go back in time, when she could wear colorful clothes.

Balenciaga has actually changed the least. Yes... Well, this color palette just suits her, I can't help it.

[lemon-wedges]

Its an Anime thing, you wouldnt understand. 

[post-it-notes7]

I need a happy ending I can't do this and neither can he

the story was long over. Welcome, dear anon, to the aftermath

[proshipconfessions]

It's weird how many people think you have to be abused, or have a dysfunctional family, etc to be drawn to problematic ships.

I started it because I hated the love interest of a manga I was reading so much at I ended up shipping the protagonist with her cousin instead

———

[satzy]

=D

I love it, every time I watch it! Lol!!

[theaviatorthatcouldnotfly]

sunday snippet!! 🎿⛷️

another bit from the same skiing au here…….

The skier lifts their goggles up, looking concerned. Ayub (he/him), the nametag on his jacket reads. “You okay, man?”

“Yeah,” Wilhelm tries to say, but it comes out as more of a pained groan than anything. “Fuck.”

Ayub doesn’t seem appeased by his answer. He crouches down next to Wilhelm, lifting his goggles up for him and gently turning his face this way and that. “Are you in pain anywhere? Your head?”

“I don’t think so?” His parents have always been insistent on making him wear the most excessively protective helmets known to man whenever they go skiing, so there’s probably nothing happening up there. “My right shoulder feels like shit.”

Before Ayub can respond, someone calls out. “Ayub, is everything okay?” Wilhelm recognizes it as the voice of the first skier who had been yelling out instructions and clearing the path for him earlier. 

Then, the person– Simon (he/him) the nametag says– crouches down on Wilhelm’s other side, lifting his own goggles up to peer at him, and oh. 

Simon is gorgeous. He’s got the most big, dark eyes, and perfect curls peering out of his ski helmet, falling onto his forehead. Despite the harsh sunlight today, his skin seems to glow like liquid gold. On second thought, perhaps Wilhelm does have some sort of head injury, because there’s absolutely no way that he can be real. 

“– the infirmary?” Ayub is saying, and it’s only then that Wilhelm realizes he was asking him a question. 

“Sorry, what?” He sheepishly asks. 

[skill7spark04]

Worby?

I am the Meh. AAAAAAAAAAAWUBADUGH.

[magiertama]

"You want me to praise you for that? Very well… Good job."