#true love ✨

[kuroananosanji]

Zosan be that type of relationship where one will point at an ugly fish and say “look it’s you”

[gaywriting]

Til Death Do Us Bard book review

Til Death Do Us Bard by Rose Black (2023)

⭐️⭐️⭐️✖️✖️

He wanted Pie. Every inch of his body. Every note in his soul. He wanted to go to sleep each night with his arms wrapped around his man and wake up with him every morning to check if Pies eyes were more green or brown today. He wanted to protect him from anything the world might throw at him (p. 277)

I finished this book January 9, 2024.

The story follows Logan the Bear, retired adventurer and his quest to find his husband, the bard Magpie (nicknamed Pie) who's gone missing. The innkeeper told him Pie was dead, but the local necromancer tells him a different tale. Soon Logan finds himself on a path he used to know and happily left behind, to find and save the love of his life, who he suddenly doubts if he ever really knew at all.

This book was so precious and cute! Logan the Bear just wants to hold hands with and kiss his husband and will do anything to get that back, when his darling Pie gets involved in trouble. Logan is a great character to follow, not the usual main character. He's very rough around the edges, but a kindhearted man, who's had to live a tough life as that's what his way of being demanded. A man with a hero complex, he tries his best, but still thinking the situation through with a logical mind. He sees his goal and he goes for it.

The other characters that Logan meet on his way, to help him on his quest are iconic as well. From a hilarious queen necromancer, to a ghost from Logans past, to a well-meaning, if oblivious unicorn handler. Even Pie is a special case, a mystery to the reader through half the book and when his truth comes out, you're on the edge of your seat

The book is easy to get through and the small mistakes here and there are usual for first time writers, so I'm not mad about it and enjoyed myself thoroughly. I'm excited to to see what Black writes next! I recommend this book to any fans of fantasy, dnd and adventure type books and whos interested in reading the sweetest story of a gruff old man, who just wants to gaze lovingly at his bard husband and, why, i just think thats neat

[tequiilasunriise]

They're wearing promise rings, your honor

In Korea, there's a tradition where couples will exchange promise rings- known simply as couples rings- on the 100th day of the relationship to signify their deep commitment to each other. These rings are oftentimes worn on the right ring finger, as opposed to the left, in order to avoid confusion for a wedding band while still maintaining a very significant weight + meaning.

Notice how Zoemira are wearing matching gold rings. On the same finger. The right ring finger, to be exact. Hm. And with NO other accessories. Hmm. Even though we have seen them accessorize with multiple rings before. Hmmmm!

I'm just saying, the animators made a choice and I am noticing said choice. I will now be imagining one million scenarios revolving around Zoemira promise rings, walk with me here.

One of them shyly proposing with a golden ring on the 100th day of being together, "If the Honmoon turning golds means it's going to last forever, then I want our relationship to be just like that..." and then the other rushes to grab her own box with her own golden ring and, laughing with tears in her eyes, offers up the ring with a choked up, "I was thinking the same thing."

Zoemira being very, very, VERY careful when taking off their respective rings and tucking them safely with their clothes when they go to the bathhouse together. When they're done bathing, it's the very first thing they check on and immediately slip back onto their finger before putting on any clothes.

They can't wear their promise rings during shows, public Huntrix outings like fan signings, etc etc lest they catch heated speculation from observant fans and paparazzi alike (dating is a hugeeee no-go for idols unfortunately), but that doesn't mean they don't have them on their person at all times if they can help it. Secured into inside pockets of their clothes, long stringed necklaces that stay underneath their tops, so on and so forth. I like to think, despite it being the easiest solution to avoid rumors and speculation, they choose to forgo wearing their rings on a different finger. These specific rings have a very specific symbolism- it's either gonna be on their ring finger or no finger. And if it's not gonna be on a finger, then they're still going to have it on their person in some way because unless absolutely necessary you best believe they're never taking those rings off.

^^^^Which is why they like to wear 'em when out in public when disguised!! Yay they can properly wear their promise rings and not get fleck for it!!! Like yes hold on Rumi we’re gonna go to the tonic doctor but we gotta get blinged up first. These matching rings are SUPER vital to the disguises and it’s INCREDIBLY important they’re worn properly ie on our ring fingers specifically. Don’t look too deeply into it (yeah I’m of the boat Rumi never realized Zoemira were already together pre-canon, to be fair girly had a lot on her plate to deal with) (she’s also never noticed their flirting attempts to get her to be their third but that’s neither here nor there).

Give me disguised!Zoey grabbing disguised!Mira by the hand to drag her through a busy and crowded marketplace, speed yapping through the one million lyric ideas she's recently come up with while mindlessly rubbing Mira's promise ring with her thumb, and in turn Mira intently listening and hoping her girlfriend doesn't let go of her hand anytime soon.

Give me Zoemira pinky promises featuring the promise rings. Oftentimes, Zoey will playfully challenge Mira with a, "Oh yeah? Pinky promise?" and stick out her pinky. Mira would then hook her own pinky with Zoey's and reply, "I promise" before rotating her own hand and in turn rotating Zoey's hand (since their pinkies are still hooked together), and as she's bowing her head and titling it a little not unlike the MOST dashing and charming she/her prince to ever grace this Earth, Mira maintains flirty eye contact with Zoey as she presses a sincere kiss to her beloved's promise ring as if giving a seal of approval punctuating how serious she is about keeping her word. It doesn't matter if this is the tenth or hundredth time Mira has pulled this move on her (Zoey has her make pinky promises often, what can she say she's just a silly little guy), the rapper's heart still bursts with warm, fluttery affection every single time. The way she'd giggle as Mira pulls back and shifts her hand so that their fingers are intertwined, oh yeah girly is SWOONING (and on god I can not blame her. Mira Huntrix is the high fashion prince charming she/her boyfriend. God bless handsome femmes).

Give me any and ALL content related to Zoemira promise rings because I got the typa greedy hunger talked about in the bible.

If you made it this far, thank you for coming to my TedTalk. I will now scream and cry in a corner now.

Ps check reblogs for bonus promise ring angst I wrote :]

[toucheholland23]

Sleepover

[lucabyte]

i CANNOT stress enough how incompatible the themes of these two pieces of media are. i promise my media literacy ability is actually good im well aware that these character mappings are absolutely nothing. that said. play with me in this space. in this sopping wet miserable space. its bad luck to kill a piou piou

original screenshots (and hypnosis 1904) for reference

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

[vesna-v-irkutske]

Did Nikita have a tooth gap

Did he have the London look

"THE LONDON LOOK." GET OUT. Look, he's doing the London thing on the 2nd pic.

Just slightly crooked front teeth. 🤓 :)

[guardian-angle22]

911 lone star -> TK & Jonah in 5.07

[fictodreamer]

If it wasn’t for Bruno I really wouldn’t be here right now 💚✨

[wolfofcelestia]

MC, yelling in the other room: I WANT THIS WHOLE FAMILY DEAD. I WANT THE PARENTS DEAD. I WANT THE COUSINS DEAD. I WANT EVERYONE THEY’VE EVER LOVED DEAD. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DEAD!!

S: Isn’t she beautiful?

Z: What is she talking about? You didn’t bring her into one of your schemes, did you?

MC: SYLUS!!

S: Even the way she screams my name is beautiful.

Z: Ah. I recognize that tone.

MC: SYLUS, GET YOUR GIANT ASS IN HERE!! THERE ARE MORE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF THE CEILING AND I CAN’T REACH THEM!! DISGUSTING!!

Z: Glad I’ve been relieved of spider duty.

[bb-eb-db-bb-eb-b-ab-f-b-ab]

THIS SCENE—

[agirlwithglam]

valentines love letter #2 💌

open with love xx …💗

you will find true love. you will find pure love. as long as you continue to be you, to be a good person, a loving person, you will find someone who reflects that and more for you. it is not something to doubt! it’s literally written in your story. god has already decided 💗

with love, vanilla

[alphaofdarkness]

she obliterated the key right in front of him ✨😌 feliz viernes a todos ✨

Inspired by this tweet here!

[7975348473]

Just went through an old family album and realised I am by far the ugliest in the family. God dammit.

[ellenchain]

Hi! Weird message incoming. Your playground comic has honestly done so much for my sex life. Cannot thank you enough.

Not weird at all!! I'm very happy that my silly little porn comic is having a positive effect in real life! 💘

I wish everyone who likes sex that, like Viktor and Jayce, they can freely try things out and learn to love everything that is good for them and is fun ✨

[goodold-fashionedloverblog]

Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*

*Jim hate*

*”facts” that may or not be actually true*

*”Freddie Mercury was bisexual-“*

*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*

*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*

*general misinformation about everyone and everything*

Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go

(open tags at your own risk, there’s a whole essay in there)