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strayheartless · 9 days ago
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Should I stab Genesis some more? Mmm I’m gonna stab him:
Genesis has a complicated relationship with sleep. He sleeps deeply and he doesn’t wake up, but boy howdee is getting to sleep a chore. It takes anywhere from thirty minutes to two hours, his pillows are sometimes offensive, he gets too hot easily, and the fabric of his sheets can go from perfect one night to actual hell the very next night.
Nobody is as mean to Genesis as he is to himself. Genesis is not nearly as mean to other people as he is to himself. He struggles when communicating with people or being in social situations because he’s constantly swinging between the need to over share and the horrific noise in the back of his mind that tells him that nobody likes him nor cares.
He’s really bad at recognising when something has genuinely upset him. Small slights to his person? He’s all over it. Actual insinuations that he’s not as important to someone as he thought he was? Three weeks processing time and a sobbing fit caused by sad music.
Genesis has many many books. Has he read any of them? Mostly no. Does he feel like a steaming pile of trash for reading the same four Loveless fanfictions over and over again rather than trying something new? Oh yeah all the time.
Imposter syndrome? Of course
“Gosh Genesis, I always thought you were really confident!” This sentence is likely to make him shut down and have a crisis about coming across stuck up and codesending.
Doesn’t mean to snap all the time but has no control over his tone and is constantly painfully aware that he’s coming across as an asshole.
Needs strict meal schedules to function but can’t maintain them himself. Has been known to survive on three chocolate bars a day and two mouthfuls of water. Hasn’t passed out from it yet but it’s coming.
Festers A Lot. Angeal can snap at him once and Genesis will still be thinking about it months later. Lying in bed trying to figure out why he is the way he is and why he ruins everything.
Before the training room incident Angeal had been nagging him for months to go get diagnosed with depression. He still hasn’t done it.
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hestzhyen · 28 days ago
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Chapter 58.1 Break Posting
Welp, it's time to rest kind void. Hokazono-sensei's trying to run the gauntlet of being a WSJ pillar just over a year into his first-ever serialization while being sick and this is the result. No wonder we got so many re-used panels and such lately. And Kagurabachi's getting the cover and Lead Colour Page again next issue so the pressure's on. At least he's not trying to do full chapters while under the weather! It would be nice if WSJ let their authors take breaks more often to preserve their health, but the weekly serial life is notoriously brutal across all magazines for a reason.
Rough TL of the Editor's Notes:
First page: 今週は番外編!! 爆散したあの男を憶えているかい [Konshuu ha bangaihen!! Bakusan shita ano wo oboete irukai ♨] Bonus chapter this week! Remember the guy who exploded? ♨ Last page: 次号, 漆羽を斬った座村と対峙したチヒロは…?! [Jigou, Uruha wo kitta Samura to taiji shita Chihiro ha...?!] Next issue: Chihiro faces off against Uruha's murderer, Samura...?!
The greasy king is back! Hokazono-sensei's the number one Sojo fan in the whole universe, truly. Even heals himself by drawing his favourite character just like us fans do!
So, what can we learn from this chapter? What stunning new lore implications does this bonus episode reveal to us? What deep character analysis can be done with all this extremely important new information on a dead man? Let's once again go through the chapter panel-by-panel multiple times to find out!
Deep Analytical Yapfest
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clowndensation · 5 months ago
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i think maybe i'm just not with it. the music scene has passed me by, people talk about the new amazing album they've heard and i have to sit there and pretend it doesn't sound grating and bad.
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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 4 months ago
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working on a gifset and can i just say phia saban the ACTRESS THAT YOU ARE:
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the sharp fucking turn when he's like wubuwbwu its a lieeee, the withering looks she gave him. it was excellent.
#tbd#anti helaemond#i guess sorry lol#full offence but i would just throw myself into the godseye if helaena looked at me like that#anyway listen the show is trash and yeah x sucks and y sucks but like i know she channelled all the energy for this one#l'm so bitter about like the lack of helaegon and even saltier bc tom and phia tried to get scenes#they fucked like the worst moment of these two chars lives and didn't even let them share in a loss that only the two of them could fathom#but man i felt it here she was channelling it here ok that's all i can say#it was sooooo you come onto my balcony after you tried to kill my husband and now u try to lie to meee????#will anything come of this? no because condom and hiss are trash but like i am sorryyyyy for enjoying this but i'm not#it's all nonsense but i'm willing to take my CRUMB!!!#but yeah like to be clear: it's frustrating that she's relegated to this no taste for flying shit and i hate it so much#genuinely a disgusting thing to throw in there for a char who canonically loved nothing more than flying on her fucking dragon#bc if they are so determined for her to not wanna burn people there is literally everything to gain and nothing to lose#by having her fly around on dreamfyre just as a show of strength or scouting or anything#and faux feminist sara piss i'll never forgive you for your gross writing#like fucking hate show clownmond so much but like yeah she is his only option i agree#but i'm just going to enjoy this in isolation bc it was so cathartic after rr and a*mond continued to torture a fucking bedridden aegon#and an entire season of his fam treating him like shit#hotd spoilers
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witchofthemidlands · 1 year ago
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BAD SISTERS || Chopped Liver
This reads like an incorrect quote but this is, in fact, an actual line from this show in a conversation between the two most serious characters in this series.
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fenicenellacqua · 8 months ago
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And in plain sight you hid
But you are what you did
And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived
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got7 · 1 year ago
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can someone actually take one for the team and eliminate noah schnapp from the face of the earth
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skyrim-forever · 2 years ago
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Match made in the Void
@dirty-bosmer here it is! I'm really leaning into the "Lucien Lachance is a sick fuck", as we all should to be fair. Do with this what you will folks! Cross-posted on ao3 :) Time to run away in shame!
Chapter 2: Indulge me
Warnings: discussions of violence, discussions of murder, violence, blood, blood kink, murder kink, nsfw, sexual content
Words: 1.9k
It was impossible to tell what time it was from inside the Fort, but given how well-rested she felt Valeria assumed it must be dawn by the time she stirred. She awoke to Lucien still sleeping beside her. He looked peaceful like this, when he was defenseless. Though he’s never really defenseless, Valeria thought. Despite their clothing strewn about the floor and hanging off the bed post, she knew very well what he was capable of doing with his bare hands. But still, laying here quietly with his eyes closed, you could almost forget who he is. 
As she moves a stray piece of hair and tucking it behind his ears, Lucien begins to stir. His eyes flutter for a moment, catching a glimpse of her which promptly awakens him. 
“Ah, so you are still here. Here I was thinking you’d run off on me.”
“I am thoroughly dedicated to the Brotherhood, Speaker, I would not just leave.”
Lucien let’s out a dry chuckle “Not abandon the Brotherhood sister, abandon me. I truly did not expect you to still be here with me.”
“I did say I would stay with you.” She answers matter of factly. 
“This is true, but I did expect you to slink back into the darkness once I proved I was fine.”
Rolling over to face away from him, she says “think nothing of it.”
Another dry chuckle admits from him “I shall think everything of it.” Despite the fact she has turned away from him, she could feel his eyes on her. 
“What?” 
“Nothing sister, just enjoying your company. Since when is that a crime?”
Valeria rolls over, facing him again “Even if it was a crime I don’t think that would stop you.”
“Hmm, you know me so well”
“Do I? I may be the closest person to you, but I have only known you around a year. There is still so much about you I neither know nor understand”. Valeria says as she sits up, beginning to put her hair back into its signature braid. 
“Hmmm.” Lucien thinks. “Here, I have a proposition, I shall let you ask whatever you’d like…”
Valeria looks away from her braiding “with what caveat?” 
“...on the condition that I can do the same.” 
Now it’s Valeria’s turn to laugh. “I thought you already knew everything you needed to know about me. I prefer to lure my contracts away and kill at close range with a dagger but will use poisons when necessary.” She finishes her braid, tying it with a red ribbon she left on the ground the night before. 
“Would it hurt you to indulge me?”
“All I do is indulge you.”
He smiles “then it should be easy”. He shifts slightly, placing his hands behind his head, propping him up a bit. “You’re from Skyrim, where in Skyrim?”
“I was born in Riften but grew up north of Solitude.”
“What were your parents like?”
“I believe it’s my turn Speaker, your rules after all.”
“This is true, ask away.”
 “Where did you grow up?”
“Ah, very original. I grew up in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary” He says, quite smug with himself. Valeria lets out a sigh. “I meant before joining the Brotherhood, where were you as a child?”
“I was born in Bravil. And again, what were your parents like?”
He does not elaborate and Valeria can see even when he willingly offers up information, it is still like pulling teeth. She shifts closer to him, their bodies touching as she begins to trace patterns with her finger on his chest, avoiding his gaze. 
“I asked you a question”
“And I am thinking, my Speaker.” She pauses for a moment, thinking of giving a short answer like him but deciding against it because if he really wants to know, he’ll pry it out of her anyways. He always gets what he wants. “My mother died when I was still human so I confess it has been a long time. She was kind, we always had guests over and people were fond of her. My father said she ran an inn before I was born.” Valeria continues “my father is also deceased, but he only passed a few years ago. He was also a vampire.”
“Ah, so it is a family trait.” 
“In a way, my father was a vampire when they met. He deeply regretted not turning her, following her death we went to live with a vampire clan in Northern Skyrim. He did not want the lifestyle to be a drastic change for me so we moved when I was still young and learning about the world.”
“That is why you are an excellent killer, you were raised around killers. Not entirely unlike myself.”
“As usual, it is not long before your thoughts return to murder.” 
Valeria smiled, returning her gaze to him. For an assassin, an accomplished one at that, he still remained completely and utterly predictable. “I see your angle now Speaker.”
“And what exactly is my angle, sister?” Lucien takes the hand on his chest and examines her palm. Valeria can almost hear him thinking how many lives had these hands taken. 
“You want to know who I killed before I killed for you.” 
His expression changed to one of pleasure and he hummed in agreement. She moves the hand he is holding forward to around his neck. 
“You want to know many people I’ve held like this.” Valeria shifts over, keeping her hand around his throat as she moves on top to straddle his lap. Her Speaker doesn’t even try to hide his enjoyment. Upon receiving the contact of her hand on his neck, Lucien eyes roll back slightly; the pleased expression only getting more obvious. “How many times I’ve watched the light fade out of a mortal's eyes. 157 years is a long time, so much time to do so many things.” Valeria tightens her grip on his throat for a moment before removing it. “I do so hate to disappoint my superior but I never actually killed myself until the murder you recruited me for.”
“Truly? You continue to surprise me, my Silencer. Oh how Sithis has blessed me, his most loyal son.” She lets him gloat a moment, waiting for him to ask the expected follow-up. “How did you feed if this is the case?”
“The clan we were with had a system of raising human cattle. Those in charge had the honour of killing the cattle and we would all feed together.” 
“Hmmm, I must say keeping humans like cattle, quite the spectacle. You delight me.” Lucien pulls her towards him, so she is no longer sitting straight up but rather leaned over, her face right above his. He continues, seemingly having forgotten the rules now that he is getting the information he desires. “It was a Dunmer man you murdered that got the Night Mother’s attention. Apparently he was suspected to be a noble but he was never identified. Did you know him or was he simply in the right place, at the right time?” He ends that with a smirk.
“I did know him.” Lucien’s eyebrows slightly raise, indicating to elaborate.  “He was my fiancé. He wanted to marry me, and requested our leader give me to him, to which our leader agreed. He ignored my wishes and when I ran away he followed, tracking me to Bruma where I slashed his throat and strung his body up. Over a lifetime of witnessing violence made it simple.”
“To think there was a man so lucky.” His eyes close, clearly imagining the scenario. “An obsessive lover follows you all the way to Cyrodiil, demanding your hand in marriage, only for you to slit his throat. How I envy the bastard, perhaps I should demand the same.”
Valeria moves her face even lower, so their foreheads are touching, causing Lucien to open his eyes. “Do you want to know what I would do to you if you did?” She doesn’t need him to respond, everything about him signals yes, this is precisely what I want, this is what plagues my sleep as neither a dream nor nightmare. She gives him a quick kiss, indulging him far too much but was it truly such a bad thing? She had confessed too many times that she feared she may love him, if he could be lovable. No, it was possible to love him. It was possible to love him in that Valeria had never met anyone like him; he was intelligent, and extremely deadly but so deeply wanted pain. He had no fear in regards to what she could do, his idea of foreplay was her telling him the bloody details of the latest assignment she had completed. She could see now that the only life for him was with the Dark Brotherhood. Like herself, every possible lifetime ended in blood. So no, it was not bad to indulge him further, the tenets bound them so it would never happen but it doesn’t mean they couldn’t pretend. And he would be so good to her if she did. 
Valeria gets off of him which causes him to give her an intense stare. She lays down on her side of the bed, gesturing for him to lay in between her legs and only then does his gaze soften. At the very least as much as it can. His head is on her chest, her fingers playing with his hair. “I would poison you…”
Lucien lets out a laugh, one that causes her to smile as she feels the vibrations on her skin. 
“Please tell me that’s not all.”
“Listen” she says annoyingly “ I would poison you to knock you out. Once you were unconscious I would tie your hands together and hang you by your feet in this very room.” Lucien audibly groans, his hands begin to travel with the left one finding her breast and the right holding her at the waist. He starts kissing her torso, first in the center of her chest, then slowly moving downwards, a pressure growing in her lower abdomen. 
“In this room?” He says, pausing the kisses. 
“In this room” she repeats, “I’d leave you there, upside down for about an hour. To disorient you but I don’t want that to kill you.” His kisses are now distracting her, they are deeper, held for longer. It definitely wasn’t so bad, this indulgence. As Lucien moves further down, Valeria feels both vile and in ecstasy.  “You’re sick” she says, yet she arches her back, spurring him on. 
Lucien’s eyes change their gaze up from her torso, to meet hers. “No more than you my Silencer.” He takes her legs and throws them on his shoulders and kisses her inner thighs, feverishly. “Continue.” Between the kissing and the pressure growing, Valeria’s legs shake; but Lucien holds her firmly in place. 
“I would slit your throat, like I did my fiancé’s. With all the blood rushing to your head, it would gush out of you and I’d let it cover me. I’d bathe in it.” Valeria moves her legs, to wrap them around his head, pulling him in closer to her core. He lets her, she is certainly his equal; equal lives, equal souls, equal desires.  
They are silent for a moment, save for their heavy breathing despite barely moving. She can feel his warm breath against her core, his hair tickling the back of her calves and his warm hands on her body. Finally Valeria breaks the silence with her “Lucien, please” sounding more like a command. 
“My pleasure.”
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aaagustd · 2 months ago
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movie night | choi seungcheol (m)
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title: movie night pairing: seungcheol x (f)reader genre/rating: established relationship, pwp; 18+ summary: You’re definitely still mad at him, but he’s so hot. wc: 1.6k warnings: mentions horror movies and stuff, reader is trying to “i’m scared” her way into getting some dick, mentions periods/pms, kissing, missionary, makeup sex, big dick!cheol, unprotected sex, they’re so cute lol, i think that’s all note: i wrote this one day bc i was in my feelings lol. i hope you like this little october parting gift. it’s unedited bc i've been super busy so i apologize for my trash lol.
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“That’s not my scarecrow.”
You clutch your blanket close to your body as you sit surrounded by darkness on your living room couch. Your boyfriend, Seungcheol, is seated beside you. Although he’s only inches away it seems like you’re miles apart emotionally. 
There haven’t been too many words exchanged between you over the past few days. You can’t recall the subject of the argument, or the catalyst—but you’re days away from your period and if you’re being honest, deep down, you miss your man.
However, you’re as stubborn as they come. Hoisting your white flag isn’t an option for you. He’s usually the one who resolves these things. You can’t understand why all of a sudden he has to match your energy. He’s doing this on purpose to torture you.
As you stare at the screen, already knowing what is in store for the elderly woman with the shotgun in hand, mischief creeps its way into your mind—conjuring a sinister but genius plan to grant you some of your boyfriend’s attention. You’ve seen this movie more times than you can count, and have added it to your Top 10; but tonight, you’ll pretend it is too much for your poor little heart.
After the gunshots, the TV is dark and quiet, and then suddenly the lady appears. She comes closer and closer to her front porch, her cats screeching and scurrying in fear as they lay eyes on a sight not visible to the pair of stranded siblings and the movie viewers. You hold your breath, waiting for the perfect moment—and then, it happens.
The creature drops the woman’s limp body and reveals himself, leaving everyone shocked by the sudden character death. You pretend to be frightened by the jumpscare, purposefully shifting closer to Seungcheol as you bounce out of your seat with your false fear.
Instead of offering one of his strong arms for comfort, you’re given a cold side-eye, but the failed attention doesn’t falter your determination. You wait for another startling scene, and once again, you stage a dramatic reaction. This time, whether it’s out of annoyance or concern is unknown, he acknowledges you.
“Scared?”
Timidly, you offer a small nod. You secretly hope it is as feeble as you strived for it to be.
“Come here,” he beckons, opening his arms for you to come over and snuggle against his chest. 
You leap at the opportunity faster than you intended, but he either doesn’t notice or just chooses not to say anything. Once you’re next to him, head resting on his chest while your leg is thrown over his lap—he wraps his right arm around you and surrounds you with warmth. You smile, but only until the movie is over.
After about 30 minutes, the credits roll, and the movie is over. You stretch, knowing it’s time to go get some sleep because you have work in the morning. As you stand and start walking to your bedroom, you’re puzzled when you don’t hear the familiar sound of Seungcheol dragging his feet behind you. 
“You’re not coming?” you ask, turning around to see if there’s any sign of him preparing for bed.
Unfortunately, he seems comfortable where he is. It’s not like he has work tomorrow, like you. However, you always move to the bedroom at the same time. You’re taken aback by the random change of plans.
“Later.”
You hope the darkness conceals your disappointment. Tomorrow morning you’ll wake up horny, but you’ll probably die if someone touches you while you’re PMSing. You want to fuck now, so tomorrow your hormones won’t be all over the place, but you won’t ask. Your pride is too high.
“Okay. Well, goodnight.”
“Night, baby,” he replies, not even watching your defeated figure walk away.
Your legs carry you to your room and you fall on the bed face first, burying your head in the comforter to mask your sigh of frustration. You aren’t sure how long you lie there, but you begin to fall asleep. However, the sound of your boyfriend’s voice makes you jolt with surprise.
“Shit! What the fuck!”
His laughter fills the room, but you don’t find anything funny. He nearly scared your soul out of your body. You send a pillow flying towards his head.
“When did you become such a pussy?” he asks, catching the object in mid-air.
“Shut up, you just startled me.”
“Sure, I did. Did the movie startle you too?”
Rolling your eyes, you return your head to the covers, shielding yourself from his teasing. You don’t bother making room for him because you’re still a little pissed. You figure he’ll just leave you alone and sleep on the couch but then his cold fingertips touch the back of your thigh and your mood changes drastically.
They begin to travel across your exposed skin, eventually crawling under your large t-shirt, a “borrowed” item of his. You can only imagine the look on his face when he finds nothing but panties underneath. Sure, he knows how you sleep, but he probably wasn’t expecting you to dress so conveniently tonight.
You exhale a soft moan as his fingers tickle your inner thighs, and he’s quick to notice the way you’ve crumbled in a matter of seconds. 
“I mean… it’s okay to be scared, baby.”
“I’m not scared, asshole,” you mumble into the fabric. “Just go back to the—”
“Want me to ease your mind?” When silence falls over the room, he mistakes it for rejection and withdraws his hand. “I’ll sleep on the couch.” 
Your reaction leaves him smirking, but you don’t care how desperate you appear.
“No, come to bed,” you insist, grabbing his shirt. 
As he slips one of his arms around your waist you pull him closer, making his knees hit the edge of the bed.
“Is that what you want?”
You nod. “Yeah.”
It only takes seconds before your lips connect for a slow and gentle kiss. It’s a silent peace offering, a surrender to all the desires you both have held onto out of stubbornness. Seungcheol naturally gains all the control, using his dominance to take the lead. His confidence earns your submission, and you allow him to gently guide you back on the bed. 
Climbing on top of you, he can’t bear to pull away. He removes his shirt in a swift motion, tossing it across the room while he continues his trail of kisses down your neck. Your body arches off the bed as he removes your panties, aiding him by kicking your legs until they slip off your ankles. Once you are bare, you spread your legs for him and he settles between your thighs.
“Look at you,” he taunts, leaving you squirming beneath him. “Not so bratty now, huh?”
Seungcheol’s hand finally touches your pussy, leaving you gasping for air. Words get trapped in your throat, making you croak out responses to the pleasure you’re feeling between your legs.
“Please.”
Your begging grasps his attention and he pauses briefly to look into your eyes.
“What are you asking for?” 
He continues to slowly massage your clit, causing your crevice to become soaked with your arousal. You hear the lewd sounds it makes as he dips his fingers in and out of your heat. It’s almost shameful, but there’s no room for modesty in your bedroom.
“This,” you say clearly while your palm presses firmly against his crotch. His dick feels hard and solid; even through his thick sweatpants. You’re pleased to know you aren’t the only one eager for some relief. 
Seungcheol hisses in agony as your hand lazily strokes his sensitive length. His sculpted forearms tremble as he struggles to hold up his weight while watching the scene unfold. 
“I need it.”
In an instant, your wish is granted. He springs into action by standing up and pulling down his pants and underwear in one motion. You prop yourself on your elbows so you can watch the way his dick stands at attention, begging to fill your soddened center.
Seconds later, he returns, climbing on top of you and lowering his head. As you chase each other’s lips, you feel him near your opening. Your hips rise off the bed, trying to meet his tip so he can sink into your warmth. 
You gasp when he slips inside, relieved that the teasing is now over. Wrapping your limbs around his body, you pull him closer, wanting to feel his lips on you once more.
Your moans pour into each other’s mouths as your boyfriend begins fucking you with deep thrusts. You hold onto him tightly while he whispers the filthiest things in the sweetest ways you’ll ever hear.
He brings you closer and closer to your peak with every snap of his hips. The tension building in your core starts to become unbearable. Seungcheol can feel the way you’re clenching around him and delivers his final thrusts with precision.
As your cries of pleasure fill the dark bedroom, you can hear the neighbors banging on the wall. Both of you laugh, knowing a nasty note will be left on your door in the morning.
“Can you do me a favor?” he asks.
You nod, of course. “Anything.”
Feeling invincible in your post-orgasmic high, you’re ready to take on the world.
“The next time you wanna act scared, pick a movie you haven’t watched a thousand times.”
Instead of throwing another pillow at him, you smack him with it instead. He falls over dramatically, but his giggles can’t be controlled. You can only roll your eyes and take his advice. 
Damn. He knows you too well.
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If anyone can guess which movie they were watching without using Google, I will hug you lol.
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bearforcecaptions · 1 month ago
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The spell worked, sort of, but not how I wanted. I did have the body of my dreams – I was Garrett now, but I didn’t realize the catch was that I wouldn’t be able to control what I’m doing unless I’m totally alone. And Garrett, or, me, I guess – I’m nearly never alone! The frat house pretty much always has someone in it, and I’m super popular, too. I thought being Garrett would be fun and easy, but stuck like this, it’s torture!
I figured out the ritual from this old book I found at that occult shop downtown, thinking it would be a quick way out of my boring life and into something… well, something way more interesting. Garrett had it all, or so I thought. Girls loved him, he was in the best shape, and everyone wanted to be his friend. But nobody told me about this weird restriction, or maybe I just didn’t read that part carefully enough. I guess the idea was I’d “experience” Garrett’s life, but it’s like watching a movie, except I’m the star and I can only move on my own terms when no one else is around.
And god, my roommate, he’s actually so stupid. When I can’t control my actions, we bro out all the time, but he’s so vapid. I guess I’m not much better, but it’s actually infuriating. You’d think we could have a conversation that’s not about girls, parties, sports, or video games. But no, every time he starts talking, it’s like Garrett’s body just falls right into the rhythm of it, responding automatically. I tried fighting it at first, but it’s like this autopilot takes over, and I’m just... stuck.
I’ve been scouring the room whenever I get a chance to control things, like right now, looking for any sign or clue on how to undo this. There has to be something I missed. I rummaged through his messy closet, which is packed with clothes, gym stuff, and random junk, none of it useful. The guy keeps his stuff in total chaos, and I feel weirdly exposed, like I’m actually pawing through my own things.
Shit, no, is that the door jangling? I thought I would have a couple of hours to try and figure out how to fix this. Who the hell knows when I’ll get another chan-
Fuuck, bro. Why’s my roomie home early? Thought he went to his ‘rents for the weekend. I was just about to jerk one out too. Ah well, maybe he’ll be down for some Call of Duty or something. I could use a beer.
“Yo, dude, what’s up? You back already?” I say, grinning like an idiot as I lean against the door frame, flexing a bit without even realizing it. Dude probably thinks I’m just chillin’, but nah, I’m feelin' like a boss.
He laughs, dropping his bag by the door and shrugging. “Yeah, man, got bored at home. Figured I’d head back early. Parents were driving me nuts.”
“Oh, for sure, dude,” I nod, grabbing a can of beer from the mini-fridge by my bed. “Parents, am I right? They just don’t get it, bro.” I crack it open, chugging half of it in one go, feeling the cool rush. Damn, that’s good.
He slaps my shoulder, laughing. “Dude, I swear, it’s like every time I go back, it’s the same speech about responsibility and blah blah blah. Like, whatever, right?”
“Oh, totally, man,” I laugh, shrugging it off. “Why they gotta be like that, y’know? We’re just out here living, they don’t get it.” I toss him a beer, feeling that chill vibe kickin’ in, like nothing in the world matters but just hanging with my bro. This is what it’s all about – no worries, no drama, just cold beers and good times.
“Bro, I’m feelin’ a COD sesh,” I say, grabbing the controller off the couch. “You down?”
He grins. “Hell yeah, let’s wreck some noobs.”
We crash down on the couch, controllers in hand, beers in easy reach, and it’s like all the worries in the world just melt away. I’m trash-talkin’, throwin’ down taunts, and we’re both laughing so hard my sides hurt. I don’t even remember the last time I felt this alive.
“You’re so bad, dude,” I laugh, jabbing him in the ribs as I get another kill. “How are you still this bad?”
“Shut up, bro!” he shoves me back, laughing too, and I’m grinning like an idiot.
Fuck, life is good, I think, as I take a gulp of my beer. I got my bros, I got my beer, and I got my games. What more does a dude need? Life’s good.
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dejwrld · 8 months ago
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⤷‧₊˚ could you imagine having a wet dream about your hot neighbor?
┊ •° ੈ ⋆° ┊ warning readers discretion is advised — female anatomy described, her/she pronouns, written with black reader in mind, pet names (good girl), oral fixation, oral (f.receiving), dirty talk, biting kink, backshots/doggystyle position, spanking, anal play (i mean he put a thumb in it that's it), marking kink, profanity, i think we should write smut about men in explicit mangas some more, mentions of a wet dream, wet dream is in italics, slight pervert!reader, repost from old account, mdni
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You couldn't help but stare at him when you saw him. You remembered how your eyes lit up with curiosity seeing him move into the apartment next to yours. An apartment with many tenants who moved in and soon quickly moved out. A rumor traveled around that a ghost resided in that apartment, but you never cared to gossip about said rumor. You just went to work and came home. It was a sad cycle that you’ve done Monday through Friday. Occasionally when you would be leaving for work, you'd see him. The bags under his eyes are as heavy as he’s taking his trash out to put into the apartment’s trash bin. His whole demeanor oozed sex appeal even though he would be the type of man your parents would usher you to stay away from. 
He was a handsome man, and when you laid down to sleep, you only seethed in jealousy, hearing faint moans through the thin walls. A regular neighbor would march over and bang on the door to tell their neighbor to keep it down—but with you, it felt like your body was stuck. You stared at the ceiling indulging in the sound of the way he pleasured this woman. That jealous pit twists in your stomach, realizing that you have most likely been crushing on a taken man this whole time. But it didn’t make sense, you hadn’t seen a woman enter or exit his place when you were around. Either or, you still thought that it should have been you to have the privilege of cooing out his name the way this woman was. 
You could do better. You know you can. 
You may have been in a significant drought, but you were positive your plush lips could kiss him better. Your mouth could wrap around his cock better. You could move your hips while riding him better. But then again, this woman had to have something you didn’t if he was making her feel like this every night. 
You took your pillow over your head to scream into it. The heated feeling between your thighs caused you to roll over on your side to force yourself to sleep. You were only torturing yourself by continuing to be a pervert and listening to him pleasure another woman. Before you could utter a string of complaints to yourself, your body finally relaxed for you to fall into a deep slumber—a poor attempt at ignoring the walls through the paper-thin walls. 
Your body stirred in your sleep as you felt something under the thin lilac-colored duvet that covered your body. You felt something wet upon your thighs as if somebody was nibbling on the flesh on the inside area of your thighs. You attempted to squirm tiredly, but the grip upon you grew tighter. With your hand rubbing the sleep out of your eye, you lifted the duvet, and your eyes nearly bulged out your head seeing him. His eyes filled with so much hunger it sent a chill down your spine. With the oversized t-shirt you usually sleep in pushed up to your waist, you watched as the flat of his tongue glided upward and downward on the clothed part of where your pussy lips were. Even though your underwear was blocking the pleasure feeling of his tongue—you still felt yourself grow wet at the feeling. 
Your next-door neighbor Totsumoto Yuushi didn’t waste any time dragging your fusion-colored panties down your smooth legs to get a taste of you. The flat of his tongue dragged across your puffy pussy lips just to finally relinquish in the taste of you. His darkened eyes met with yours through the little light that shimmered through the window from the moon. You relaxed in his touch as soon as you felt the first flicker on your clit. Your breathing hitches in your throat before you cough up moans and your fingers tangle into his black hair. Before your eyes lolly in the back of your head, the last glimpse you got was of Totsumoto’s eyes shifting close as he finally wanted to focus on his main task. 
Totsumoto’s tongue glides around the entrance of your drooling cunt, and he even could feel you clench, feeling him teasing you. Your thighs were seizing close due to the intense feeling of him between your thighs, but he just pinned them back open. You even heard him moan as he continued to eat his meal. He didn’t leave a drop of slick for him not to savor. The blood rushing to his cock with each kitten lick he’s making on your pussy or each flicker and suck on your sensitive bud. Your juices stained his face, but he could care less when it was a mouthwatering meal right before him. 
Your body arched off the mattress as you failed to run away from your pending orgasm. Your stomach began to form the most satisfying knots for Totsumoto to untie, but he pulled it away. He shortly let his lips drag kisses and bites on the inside of your thighs. He removed himself away from your pussy with a satisfying pop. 
“I want you to cum on this dick, Y/N.” His voice rasps. “I know you want the same thing, right?” Totsumoto tilts his head to the side slightly as if he’s letting his head rest on your bite marks-covered thigh, and his eyes never stop looking at you. 
Totsumoto’s words hit you like a truck with each continued kiss and bite. Your brain felt like complete mush as you realized he snatched your orgasm away from you in the blink of an eye. With his cock on hard, he kisses up your body until his face is just inches away from yours. Him being on top of you but also sure not to squash you. You could feel his cock on the inside of your thigh. Just by how it felt—you could tell it was fat. You’ve had your perverted thoughts during a hot morning imagining how his cock looked. Was it long? Was it girthy? Was he circumcised? How pretty was the tip? You’ve asked yourself that constantly. 
He’ll inch closer to your lips. Through your stare of desperation for him, you watched him lick his lips—savoring in the aftertaste of your pussy before he spoke once more, “How’d you want it? Since you’ve been a good girl while I was between your thighs….” 
Teasingly, he’s letting his teeth nibble on your plump lower lip instead of giving you the satisfaction of a heated kiss. 
“I’ll let you choose.” He adds. 
And that’s how you whine up on all fours with a perfect arch and your cunt eager to swallow Totsumoto’s cock. You figured that if you were to do missionary, you’d become cock drunk for the gentleman immediately. His callous hands grabbed at your waist, dragging you closer to him; you could feel the tip of his cock brushing against your entrance. “Just relax, pretty, sure you fit around me perfectly,” Totsumoto assured.
He’s collecting saliva in his hand to coat his girthy cock with, even though he could see how wet you were for him through his dark locs that fell in his face. His hand gripped your waist, similar to how a person would with some bike handles. He completely braced himself for the waterfall he was about to experience. First, he’s shoving his tip in—slowly, just so you can get used to it, savor it. A wonderful feeling he could get used to. Second, he’s gradually shoving move of his cock inside you. This time he’s taking note of how your manicured fingers grasped at the sheets. 
“I thought you could take my cock, hm?” He’ll teasingly ask. 
You couldn’t even answer his question before he’s immediately plowing forward. No regard for getting used to his size when the wet cunt in between your thighs was enthusiastic for more. You’ll moan out his name like a song you knew from heart. The lewd sound of heated skin slapping against each other adding on to your tune of moans. It created a sweet melody that Totsumoto enjoyed hearing. It motivated him to fuck just a little better, a little harder. 
Your pillow was beginning to stain with your salty tears with each ram of his hips. You only had the opportunity to let out broken moans that bounced upon the thin walls of your bedroom. Your hand went back behind you to slow down his abrupt thrusting, but that only led to him swatting your hand away as if it were a fruit fly flying around a garbage can. At this point, you had lost count of how many times the two of you had cum. The sticky mess that imprinted your thighs didn’t stop Totsumoto from continuing what he was doing. The white ring that decorated his cock only turned him on even more. His eyes lazily droop to gaze at your pussy, swallowing his cock. It was an intoxicating feeling how you were clutching around him. Which each pull back on his cock—he could feel you tremble. Hurriedly, wanting to run away from his jabs but ever so eager for him to fill you up some more. 
“You were waiting to feel my cock weren’t you?” He growled lowly. He noticed you didn’t answer his question, only purring out desperate moans. The dark-haired male took that as a challenge. His large hands that once were on your plush love handles would press down your back, ensuring that you wouldn’t break the perfect arch. 
Totsumoto’s fingertips trace alongside the flesh of your ass. His hand slaps at it, and his actions' ripple effect causes his cock to twitch inside you. His body felt like he was running a fever so hot that he could most likely faint. His jet-black strands of hair were sticking to his sweat-coated forward, but even if his hair drooped low in front of his intoxicating deadpan eyes—he still couldn’t take them away from the mess between the two of your bodies. His strokes were beginning to grow sloppy as his body finally overheated due to his lewd actions. 
You knew that the older gentleman was so close to cumming. His grip on your waist tightens, completely entrapping you from running away from his brash thrusting. It took you by shock feeling his thumb insert instantly into your asshole. Your body tensed up, and he leaned down to place the sloppiest set of kisses on your back. “It’s just a thumb unless you want it to be something else.” He hungrily said. 
His words sent a frightening yet exhilarating chill down your spine. Your fingers grasped the crumpled sheets on your mattress as you met his thrusting halfway until the both of you were a cumming mess. You’ve had your fair share of sleeping with men. From horrible hookups to the best lovemaking, no one ever made you feel like this when you were orgasming. You felt like you were on the highest cloud attempting to climb down all by yourself. Your limbs quivered with each sloppy cum coated slam upon your ass, and your moans became so frantic that someone would have thought you were speaking in tongue. The messy mess that imprinted the two of your skin wasn’t as bad as the mess when his cock hesitantly removed itself from you. Totsumoto’s thick cum dripped out of your cunt as he let your body collapse on the mattress below you like a personal used fleshlight. You could hear his breathing returning to normal as he let his fingertips drag alongside your sweat-coated body parts. 
“Sleep tight. You’re going to need it for when I return.” His words came out like a whisper.
When his fingertips left your body, you felt cold without his touch. You were utterly addicted to his touch, and you needed more. However, your shaken limbs and depleted body said otherwise.
Exhaustion overcame your body as the only thing that could be heard in the room was the sound of you trying to control your breathing. Your eyes became droopy, and you realized that he just gave you the best dick you could imagine, that you instantly fell into a deep slumber.
The annoying sound of your alarm caused your eyes to open instantly. Your phone was practically yelling at you to get up to start your day. When you pressed the snooze button on your phone, you glanced at the time. You still have a couple more minutes—perhaps you can attempt to fall asleep to continue the dream. Your panties already were damp, and your nipples hardened in anticipation due to it, but no matter how comfortable you got or how tightly squeezed shut your eyes were—you couldn’t fall back into that deep slumber. There you were, staring at the ceiling, thinking about him, and once again, the horrible feeling of him not being able to pleasure you outside of your perverted wet dreams swirled around in your mind. 
A knock could be heard from your front door, causing your thoughts to disappear— just like the dream you had last night. You climbed out of bed to answer the door, mumbling coherent words about who could be visiting you so early. It was most likely another salesman that wanted to sell something. You opened your front door, and all the annoyance in your body disappeared. There, your neighbor Totsumoto Yuushi stood at your door holding a box. 
Your words were stuck in your throat as your fingers toyed with the ends of the oversized t-shirt you wore to bed. Totsumoto’s eyes traveled down your body, staring at your boobs, and he took a mental note of how your nipples poked through the thin fabric of the t-shirt you were wearing. He cleared his throat to clear out the tension in the air. 
“The delivery guy put this outside my door, and it belongs to you.” Totsumoto’s deep voice croaked out. 
“Thank you.” Your arms extended for him to drop the package in your arms.
Instead, he wiggled past the small gap between you and your cracked door and directly placed your package in your house. He walked out of your apartment and glanced down at you. The scent of him went by you, and you could feel your knees weaken. 
“I’m going to get going now. If you need anything, just knock on my door.” His lips form a sly smile before he walks down to his apartment. 
You closed the door when he was no longer in your eyesight. Your back pressed upon the door as you slowly slid down it—if only he could get you the one thing you wanted the most. 
And that was for your wet dream to come true vividly. 
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selinascatnip · 5 months ago
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it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power.
the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.
not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.
adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).
when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)
the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!
mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)
similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.
even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …
anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?
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maxdibert · 24 days ago
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The nickname “Snivellus” derives from the word “snivel,” which means crybaby. So, Snivellus was basically a way of mocking the fact that Severus might show his emotions—that instead of toughing it out like a stereotypical, macho, strong, hairy-chested man, he cried. I don’t think I need to explain why this nickname is problematic—any nickname used to bully someone is problematic—but a nickname that also references a supposed weakness, stemming from the expectations of a patriarchal society for men to display “unmanly” behavior typical of “weak” men, is not just problematic due to the bullying itself but also because of the misogynistic implications it carries. Because yes, misogyny and hegemonic gender roles also affect men by demanding certain traits from them to validate them socially. And I know the Marauders lived in the 1970s, and that Rowling is one of the worst when it comes to gender issues. But I find it quite ironic how Marauders Stans or Slytherin Skittles, who have built their trash fandom and constant Snape-bashing around the topic of LGBTQ+ themes, have the audacity to mock Snape using a nickname that directly attacks gender nonconformity and justifies a toxic, traditional masculinity that shames men who cry or show emotions, labeling them as less valid.
The Marauders weren’t social justice warriors, and James and Sirius, in particular, embodied the classic values of male success through the performance of stereotypical “macho” characteristics: as leaders, as “alphas” of the pack. Both are violent; both are cocky men who try to stand out and mark their territory. Both exhibit behaviors that have typically been excused in men just because they are men, such as abusive and reckless behavior. Their nickname for Severus stems from the idea that showing emotions—especially crying—if you are a man, is a reason for ridicule and mockery because men don’t cry. Men are supposed to be strong, puff out their chests, and keep going because that’s what men do. It’s a misogynistic and archaic mindset that continues to be perpetuated in social models and relationships to this day. And I find it incredibly hypocritical that certain people who claim to hate J.K. Rowling for being a transphobe then go on to appropriate the horribly sexist nicknames she created for a group of heterosexual men embodying toxic masculinity to bully another man for not performing the traditional masculine model expected of someone like him.
Because Severus wasn’t a “macho”. Severus was a studious introvert with a more passive character who didn’t fit into the masculine vision of the time. Everything about him, including his appearance, demeanor, and interests, is unmasculine from a hegemonic perspective given the historical context. But these people don’t care. They’re so limited, so ignorant, and so cynical that they not only ignore these kinds of nuances but even find it funny to reproduce insults that any real-life James Potter would probably have used against them.
Make no mistake: James Potter and Sirius Black wouldn’t have been your friends. They would have tortured you as much, if not more, than Snape. And that’s the most pathetic part of their fandom, unfortunately.
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chyaptagolap · 4 months ago
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these 'not all men' clowns are beyond embarrassing, women are talking about their constant agony and these clowns expect them to say 'all men are trash except my neighbour raju who is unproblematic and helped me to put my scooty's stand one day', sharam karle thoda.
it's crazy to see men act offended, going to the extent of bringing up things like abuse against men(when they laughed it off when modi sarkaar made sexual harassment against men legal), sending rape threats, groping women in a rally arranged by the women for the woman who died mercilessly tortured at the hand of a man. men in fact. what is this world?
and the few women i can visibly see still bootlicking these men, i hope the manworshipping was worth all the threat you cause to your own kind.
not all men are rapists but all of them benefit from a patriarchal society.
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motherofplatypus · 1 month ago
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Record of Genocide
[Part 2]
An opening:
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The List:
Upon Children:
Beheading baby
Shot a kid that's running away
Shot a kid (again)
Shot a 6 years old 355 times
Slit a kid's throat
Creating a 14 pages long list of killed children under 1 year old
Bombed a pregnant lady that her fetus expelled from her
Burn a student alive
Torturing and sexually abusing civilians, including children
Blow a child's head until their brain splattered on the ground
Killing newborn twins, not even 4 days since their birth
Death toll from October 15th 2023 to July 6th 2024. 16k+ were children.
Released a dog to attack civilian (kid version)
44% of killed victims are children.
Killed a man's entire family, including his children
Harris' supporter harassing a baby
Killed a child when he was at the market with his mother
Killing an 8 years old girl along with 36 of her family members
US participation in genocide upon children
Assraeli soldier took a bike from a kid and throw it in the trash
Assrael killed a man's son (1)
Assrael killed a man's son (2)
Assrael killed a man's daughter
Assrael killed a man's daughter (2)
Assrael abused a 12 years old girl in prison, the youngest female to be held in prison
Assrael killed a mother's 3 daughters and her sister
Assraelis mocks children who lost their limbs and murdered
Assrael killed a mother's child
Upon Palestinian In General:
Killing Christians.
Demanding the rights to rape
Burning people alive
A concentration camp
Torturing civilians (featuring French people)
Destroying churches, hospitals, and schools
Bombing schools
Bombing civilians in their tents
Admitance of ethnic cleansing
Banning maternity kit and anaesthetic
Disguising as civilian to kill civilians
Destroying humanitarian aids
Released a dog to attack civilian
Bombing refugee camp
Stealing houses from their owner
Deliberately destroying properties in Lebanon (confirmed by UN peacekeepers)
Bombing school where people take shelter
Celebrating Trump's victory by shooting at homes in Gaza (featuring Trump's supporter)
Killing an entire family in a targeted attack
A Knesset member sending death threats in hospital
Using AI to kill more people
Publicly announcing annexation of Gaza
UNICEF spokesperson talked about the horror Assrael committed upon civilians
Targeting civilians in Safe Zone
Destroying humanitarian aids
Assraeli blowing up praying site
UK surgeon explains what Assrael did in Gaza
Assraeli glorifying the crimes their fallen soldiers committed
A son breakdowns during praying for his father that's killed by Assrael
A doctor's testimony of what Assrael did
The bodies of the people Assrael killed
Assrael bombing UN-run school, killing 10 people
Upon Lebanon:
Blows up an entire village in Lebanon
Assrael bombed Lebanon near a school
Assrael targeting civilians in Lebanon, killing at least one child
Assrael bombed a suburbs in Lebanon
Assraeli destroying an entire village in Lebanon
Assraeli killed 2 doctors and orphaned their child
Destroying praying site in Lebanon
15 paramedics in Lebanon murdered by Assrael
Upon Non-Palestinians:
Killing WCF workers (3 from UK, 1 from US, 1 from Australia, 1 from Poland, and 1 from Palestine.)
Attacking UN workers, killing 3 children during their attacks
Killing a medical worker through torture
Killing journalist (this is only two of 100+ journalists they've killed)
Beating and torturing journalist (featuring American journalist)
Attacking WFP workers
Bombing a UN shelter (featuring India)
Assaulting civilians in Athens
Ally in genocide (featuring USA)
An ambassador signing bombs before being dropped on civilians (featuring USA)
Killing animals
Ramming a police deliberately but no consequences (featuring USA)
META's complicity in genocide
Targeting family homes in Beirut
Assrael journalist demanding more violence, deaths, and river of blood
Bombed a residential building and killed 7 people in Syria
Harassment upon the people in Amsterdam
Property damage to assault people in Amsterdam
Assraeli physically attacked a woman
Biden's inappropriate answer to journalist who asked about the hostages
Assraeli hooligans singing song of death threats in Amsterdam
Assraeli hooligans attacking French people
Assrael genocide impact on animals
Justifying targeting civilians (featuring Germany)
Assraeli inciting violence on TV
The Pope calling Assrael as terrorist
AIPAC openly bragging about buying the US elections
Assraeli harassing a Christian tourist and defiling his cross necklace
Assraeli using genocide as tourist attraction
How US's "threat" on Assrael went
Where the US put their own people compared to Assrael
This is not a complete list.
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flametrashiraarchive · 1 year ago
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hi may I ask for
pussy drunk muzan please♡
Alright, look... I'm absolute trash for Muzan at the moment. I already thought he was hot and then that last Swordsmith Village episode just... ugh... I love him.
Anyway, I couldn't resist answering this right away. I've also done headcanons for human Muzan and demon Muzan because I'm a hussy for him.
NSFW below the cut.
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He may be wealthy, but Muzan's life is far from comfortable. He hurts; he's angry, frustrated, he resents the world. Physical activity is hard on his body but the man still has needs.
Human Muzan
You enter his room when summoned, hopeful that the doctor has given him good news this time.
"Of course not. That fraud only deals in disappointments."
"I'm sorry..."
"Keep your worthless pity. Just... come here."
You approach his futon and gently take his extended hand. His grip is weak and unsteady. "Yes my lord?"
He arches an eyebrow, knowing that you're aware of what he wants.
So you get into position, lying sideways across the top of his futon so your hip is resting where he would lay his head. You lift your skirt and open your legs so he can rest his head on your inner thigh as he lies on his side.
Muzan doesn't speak a word. He doesn't praise you, doesn't thank you. He just inches his head closer and begins to lick your pussy.
You bite your lip to keep from crying out. If you make too much noise he'll scold you and stop, so you do all you can to remain silent. Muzan Kibutsuji is the only man you've ever met who eats your pussy solely for his pleasure.
He tongues your hole, lapping at your essence as if it could cure him, his deep groans vibrating through you as he feasts. And when he's licked up every drop, only then does he turn his attention to your clit, slowly circling it with his tongue, enjoying the way it swells from his attention, stopping when he feels you're wet enough again and turning his attention back to your cunt.
He goes back and forth between the two motions, taking you to the edge of ecstasy again and again until you cum. His long, dark hair splays across your thighs as he fucks you with his tongue and palms his cock. He strokes himself slowly, setting a pace which isn't too strenuous for him, and all the while he continues licking your overstimulated clit in those long, slow circles, making your muscles tighten with every torturous lap.
He keeps going, his groans getting louder as he makes you cum once more and he keeps on stroking his cock.
"Mm-more," he moans, his deep, commanding voice cracking with desperation. "Nghh... give it... to me."
His composure breaks entirely as he shudders through his orgasm, his eyes squeezed shut as he sucks your clit, tonguing it to get you off one last time.
The doctors confirmed long ago that Muzan cannot produce heirs, but that doesn't stop him from fingering his cum into your pussy, making sure you take in every last drop of it before he lifts his head and says flatly. "I'm finished. You may leave."
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Demon Muzan.
Muzan appears accompanied by the sudden strum of a biwa, standing behind his work desk. "Get over here. Assume the position."
Thick veins throb in his forehead and his crimson eyes are murderous.
Either the upper moons have pissed him off again, or his latest experiment to reproduce the blue spider lily potion has gone awry. And when he's in a rage like this only one thing that can calm him.
You climb onto his desk on your hands and knees and put your chest down, sticking your ass in the air toward him.
"See? My requests are so simple and yet you are the only one who seems capable of obeying them." He slides a finger down your slit, spreading your growing wetness. "You bow for your king as you should."
"Because I-"
"Silence."
A low, primal growl rolls from the depths of his chest as he leans forward until his face is no more than an inch from your pussy. And then he inhales.
That's all the warning you get before he drags his tongue slowly from your clit down to your hole with a deep groan.
"Oh, you never disappoint me," he whispers, though whether he's speaking to you or that specific part of you, you aren't certain.
He starts with small, fluttering licks, teasing your sensitive flesh with the tip of his tongue. But before long he can't hold back, and his licks become frantic and sloppy, devouring you with fervent hunger.
Outside of this room he appears cold, calculating, elegant and distinguished, but you bring out an all together different sort of beast.
"Muzan!" You bite your knuckles to keep from crying out and incurring his wrath.
He grips the backs of your thighs and parts your folds with his thumbs, pushing his tongue deeper into you. His wanton moans fill the room as he drags his tongue over your flesh again and again. You can't hold back from crying out in pleasure as you cum, your pussy throbbing with ecstasy as he continues eating you.
As a demon, he has the strength to fuck you like he always wished he could as a human. At the sound of your desperate cry, the last remnant of his restraint snaps. He stands, licking your essence from his lips as he thrusts his cock inside you, shivering at the sensation before he starts to pump his hips back and forth.
His elegant fingers dig into your hips as he holds you in place, burying himself to the hilt inside you and fucking you with short, fast thrusts, keeping your cunt stuffed full of him.
"Oh... oh... yes..." he grunts beneath his breath.
He pulls out only to push two fingers into you, pumping them back and forth before he takes them out again and stuffs his cock back in. And as he fucks you harder, faster, he brings those fingers to his mouth and sucks the taste of you from them.
That's enough to send him over the edge; your exquisite taste accompanied by the sensation of your needy cunt squeezing his cock. His back arches as he cums, baring his teeth as he fills you.
His breath is hot and heavy as his lips graze your shoulder blades.
"Such a good and obedient servant," he whispers, his hair falling over his brow.
And then he straightens his back, regains his composure, and disappears once more, accompanied by the strum of a biwa.
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