#the prick

[badsisterssource]

(1) Fear

[witchofthemidlands]

BAD SISTERS || Chopped Liver

This reads like an incorrect quote but this is, in fact, an actual line from this show in a conversation between the two most serious characters in this series.

[see-arcane]

I wonder if the Harkers are having any strange dreams while this is going on. And also do you believe that their own terrible sleep has been fixed, while Lucy, Seward, Van Helsing have been so sleepless they can barely function?

Dracula brings Terrible Sleeping Habits with him wherever he goes, amid other miseries. I'm sure the Harkers are sleeping far better than the rest are right now. Though Jonathan possibly has a few nightmares to contend with.

[evilhorse]

Trinity Angels #2

[sussustoogus]

this is my among us oc spice i STRONGLY dislike him /aff

[elamimax]

I spent a significant portion of my alcoholic depression surviving by thinking "this feels like a French character study, let's see where goes with this" knowing that i hate movies where the character ends up dead so i actually managed to occasionally enjoy and laugh at my misery.

This all to say that life is just a bunch of experiences and there's someone out there who is jealous of you for not having had yours, and instead of being mildly insulted or sneering that "nobody would choose my suffering if they knew what it was like," try flipping the script during the hard times and seeing the romantic and hilarious poetry in the fact that you threw up right after brushing your teeth. Someone out there has never even had a hangover.

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[twinliches]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[bluegiragi]

big d stands for big demeanour (inspired by this mini thread-fic by queeniebgalore on twitter - it is nsfw like immediately so be wary)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

[peterprick]

VACATION

[stephreynaart]

ZKBGLGBRXGRLW

[badsisterssource]

⚰️ Very surprised that only (1) body came out of that lake/canal/pond. I was so certain there would be more than one.

[witchofthemidlands]

BAD SISTERS || Explode A Man

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

Femmes tapping their nails on the table elicits a reaction very similar to a dog hearing a treat bag shake.

[evilhorse]

Get pricked!

(Trinity Angels #7)

[kokodrawings]

Naruto ❌ Pokémon