#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

[agirlandherkinks]

Introduction Post (Updated!)

Hiiii :3

You can call me Ally (as in like Alison), and I'm an aspiring writer of weird niche fetish content.

This is a HORNY blog and SAFE SPACE. That means NO MINORS, NO BIGOTS (and ESPECIALLY NO TERFS)

Anyway ���About Me✨:

She/Her, 20, Aussie (AEST timezone), Raging Pansexual, probably Hypersexual, Poly, and Transfem cause I'm cool :3

Sub-leaning Switch, and Neurodivergent if u couldn't tell yet

Asks/DMs are open, although I do have Anxiety. So if I don't respond to something u send me it's usually cause of that <3

All my stories are tagged with "#ally's kinks" if u wanna read them <3. Feedback/orgasms/unconditional praise is always appreciated :3

Oh and sending me unsolicited nudes is a no-no and will be met with an Orbital Missile Strike, or in lieu of personal access to government militia, a frowny face and block.

Turn ons (pink = favs): Hypnosis Bondage Latex Bimboification Transformation in general that stuff's fun MTF transformation Inflation Succplants/fuckplants (new!) Furry/partial furry transformation Bunny girl transformation :3 Also Hucow transformation skfdjs (not really into udders but I will accept H-cups) Expansion Corruption Brain Drain/IQ play/Dumbification (the solution to anxiety is being too horny to feel it 😎) Grinding Petplay Edging Orgasm/Arousal control Degradation (call me a slut plz and ty) Some level of CNC I'll define in a bit Stat-based transformation (-1 Int, +1 Cha, that kinda thing) Slider-based transformation (think app with sliders to adjust ass, tits, IQ :3) Slime Lactation Heat Clothing possession/transformation Dronification Pooltoy

Turn offs: Ageplay Feral tfs Feet Intense verbal abuse I'm sensitive :( Not cool enough to be into Sadism/Masochism sorry Unsolicited nudes, again Loli (I mean better than an actual kid ig but nope no thanks) Incest Big age gaps (not my thing sorry for being boring) Piss/Scat/general human waste products Straight-up rapeplay, like as long as there's some willingness I'm chill (I count having my brain fried and rearranged to be horny as consensual)

Feedback for my stories is always appreciated but for now have a good morning/day/evening/night, and I wish everyone that reads this gets some pretty hot orgasms and has their fun niche fantasies come true <3

[uselesssubstrate]

Blog notes:

As indicated, this is my corner to be slutty, so if that kind of content isn't for you, feel free to block

You can also block the tag (or search for) #sluttypuddles to filter (or find ;3 ) nsft content

Do not send me unsolicited nudes. Kinda disappointed I had to add this one in tbh

Okay update: don't send me unsolicited nudes or start conversations asking to fuck me. This is grade school stuff yall, get some manners

If you would like to have a discussion about interacting with me involving kink, feel free to message me and we can talk about it, but I will block if you just send me nudes or jump right into anything without prior discussion

Anyway, minors and bigots (yes, you too. Your little subsect of phobia isn't an exception) DNI.

[foggyparadisecandy]

I know this is going to sound like I'm bragging or something. The truth is I focus on the negatives way more than the positives and I'm doing my best to recognize and respect my kinder side.

Hopefully it gives some of you who struggle with low self-esteem the motivation to make this shift too. I know how hard it is to see our positive attributes and positive impacts we have on others.

So take this as an example from my life, and see if you can find the things in your life that you can embrace to feel good about yourself.

This is kind of an example of the post I wrote last week about latching on to "real" affirmations to help boost self-esteem. Meaning that we should look at things that are based in the real world and real interactions to build around, as opposed to those statements like "I'm successful" "people like me" "I'm a winner" etc - that, for many of us, our minds will IMMEDIATELY reject because we truly don't see ourselves that way.

Those blanket statements of positivity, well-meaning as they are meant to be, actually end up reinforcing our negative images because our minds say "no ... we aren't that way ... we suck". (go dig up that post for more details - click the "on topic" tag and it's easy to find - UPDATE: Click here for the post).

Anyway ... lol ...

I'm pretty kind and open in my communication styles and do my best to be empathetic and caring. This extends to my work and the people I manage.

I won't go into details but one of my people is leaving our company to go to work for someone else in a few months. I've been working with this person for eight years and mentored and supported their advancement, doing my best to make sure they had everything they needed for success.

They wrote me a very sweet letter last week telling me how much I've meant to them and how I helped them build up their ego and self-esteem. I always made them feel included and important - valued and respected. She told me she and her husband both love me and appreciate everything we've done and how I have supported them both at work and in their personal challenges.

Fuck. NGL I'm so emotional these days, I cried reading that letter.

You never know how you touch other people by just being kind and respectful.

I've been blessed to get a lot of those unsolicited positive feedback messages over the last few months as I've reconnected with old friends. I need to remember these things next time I want to have a pity party or beat myself up.

I hope all of you can think of kindnesses and love you have put out in the world and remind yourself of the same.

I feel we are measured in life by what we put out there.

Be kind to others ... and ... this is the hard one for so many of us ... to yourself!!!

I've started to realize the depths and breadth of my kindness to others. And I've NEVER been kind to myself. Always a harsh word. Always a "why did I fuck up?"

I am changing ... slowly ... it's fucking hard. But I hope you take strength from my journey and see that it is possible. I'm no saint. I'm not some special person.

I'm just kind and caring and empathetic. I know a lot of you are the same. To others. Now flip it around and give some of that to yourself.

You deserve it.

My love to you.

[artblock-tm]

Hello!!

New pinned post! Since I can't edit the old one... but this post will be regularly updated whenever I think of something to add!

My name is DoodlePerson, but you can just call me Doodle or Artblock.

My inbox is open for anyone who wants to talk- about fandom things, my OCs, my stories, or just in general. Please be kind and remember not to send weird things unsolicited to strangers!

Doodle requests are also always available, as long as its for a fandom I'm in or an OC. I will draw your OC if you provide references!

If you'd like to know which fandoms I'm in, there's a list under the cut.

My art tag: Doodle Gallery

My doodle tag: Doodle Doodles

My writing tag: Writeblock-TM

My talking tag: Artbabble-tm

My fics:

Masked Collection (AHiT)

Shadow Rift (AHiT)

My oneshots:

Vanishing Point (FGO)

All ocs tagged with oc: [their name].

Fandoms I'm in:

-AHiT

-Amphibia

-Black Clover

-Centaurworld

-Everhood

-Fate series

-Gravity Falls

-Hollow Knight/Silksong

-Little Nightmares

-Omori

-Super Paper Mario

-Tangled The Series

-The Owl House

-UT/DR

-Aaaand more, probably, but I just can't think of it!

Anyway! Thanks for reading, and I hope you have a good day!

[iamtheoutsideworld]

I decided to "add a tip" on tumblr I don't expect anything but I was thinking maybe one day someone wanted to "bless" me but yeah. I'm still looking for financial assistance to move out and my mom recently lost her job. I'm trying to get affiliated on twitch as well anything helps.

Edit: so I started posting a bit on Reddit showing off some photos I've been liking of my own and someone wanted to give me advice. I don't mind advice but it was unsolicited and the advice they gave me seemed "unrelated" the one thing I'd say was related was my spacing with the shot I didn't need to show so much of the street in the back but I did, and I still thought it wasn't bad spacing. And then they said "what is the focus" I'd say it's obviously the car ? But idk. Again I don't mind advice but it felt unnecessary. I liked this shot even if it wasn't "the best" I have only been doing VP for 9months almost this is mostly for fun. Then they proceeded to tag a photo for reference and it looked like a photo I could easily replicate. Like I guess I wanted to do something a little different? Idk j keep repeating myself but I don't want to sound like an ass but then again their advice was so unwarranted. Im probably taking too much to heart but they are a good VP photographer it just made me feel like that was my only shot that was never good or something lol. As if I don't have other photos that were "good" . I'm just being fr

And I took it upon myself to scroll and see if they commented on anyone else's stuff in cyberpunk tag and they hadn't.. anyways they later on deleted their comment..idk bruh

Also I post a decent amount of pics of my V but doesn't seem ppl give a frick oh well, I say this cause when the 2.11 update dropped I took a ton of pics of him💀I took 200+ pics

Anyways take care

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAO you got that out fast but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised atp with your speed but omg the timing of the edit HAHAHA

The sudden Otoya swap up was actually so funny…it’s really interesting how yu get these ideas for characters you don’t care as much for though?? Truly built different

HAHAHAA I’m crying poor zantetsu (honesty me neither though so valid) it’s ok he’ll have his moment at some point in time…maybe kaneshiro will make up for it by giving him a comeback

The Barou one…..the Barou one…it was too good living in my head rent free now…..but real!! Yeah I think it’s us actively seeing Aiku cheat and tbh, at least for me, it’s the stubble….I CANNOT like sorry I do not fw the stubble……

I’m laughing bc I already had a feeling I knew which one the Karasu Otoya one was and the video hadn’t even loaded but I read the caption and thought “yup I’ve got this one saved” LMAOO this one’s iconic though the music choice fits them so well

Ok surprisingly I haven’t seen the second Karasu one?? So thank you for that I’m eating it up!! KARASU AND BAROU?? Talk about targeted audience LMAO but this one’s also fire seems I’m adding a lot to my saved folder now

OMG YUKI I will take all unsolicited edit recs dw LOL I lowk need more on my fyp…

Omg the Otoya one too…ok but that one “scene” where we see him and basically all the other remaining players in the screen divided into sections (this is such a bad explanation but like how they cut the screen up as if it kinda were like shattered glass?? And placed a character into each piece) he looks so good >>> the other characters too! I think that giant panel just got a lot of care and attention which was nice LOL

Omg THE Barou edit LMAOO it’s always the edits with this type of manga animation styling that go hard

FRRR the way I read that line in Blu from Rio’s voice LMAOOO but so real it would be sooo funny LOL

YESS it honestly didn’t feel super short I think it’s because of the way you manage to develop the story within the wc! LMAOO white butterfly just the girl…I get what you mean though!! Like the open-endedness is what kinda completes the story! Hmm maybe instead of a part two you could try spinning off the story somehow keeping some elements the same but not exactly the same verse…? Idk I’m not a writer so not sure how that’d work in actuality but I’m sure you’ll come up with a fire solution!!

LMAOOOO I’m just trying to imagine the proposal and my mind immediately goes to “imagine he hides the ring in a mf sandwich” I was about to say “nah no way he’d do that” but lowk?? Now I’m doubting myself LOL I love seeing miraverse connections though like the little Easter eggs and mentions honestly just adds a little bonus…I feel like having them connected makes it really fun if you’ve read through the majority of your fics!

EXECUTED PERFECTLY that’s exactly the vibe I got and honestly so real Rin will always be an awkward soccer loser him searching around the university for like a full ass week has me dying like there’s gotta be some more practical way but ofc Rin would not think to do so LMAOOO

OOOH I patiently await another banger…anyways yes you cooked once again!!

Also your comments via tags always have me laughing the ones on your post about the jersey “does blue lock count” LMAOOO

- Karasu anon

LMAOO yk i’m a speedy typer plus i rlly want to get at least the reqs i have rn done so i can get back to updating long fics and brainstorming an idea for THE fic HAHA also i feel bad leaving requests in my inbox for too long especially because most of the reqs i get are anonymous so they don’t get notified when i post?? so like are they checking frequently whether i’ve answered and being disappointed every time…idk the thought makes me emo FKGJHS

THE OTOYA SWITCH UP WAS LEGENDARY bruh a combo of fwtkac and the idea for hollyhock immediately afterwards was so lethal like i couldn’t help it…honestly i think it’s because i’m as much a writer for plot as i am for characters if that makes sense?? like ofc i want the story to be abt a character i love but if i can come up with a good story plot that only works for a certain character i’ll convince myself to love them so that i can write the story (the best example of this is hurricanes / hummingbirds i wasn’t really a kashimo stan beforehand but he was one of the few characters that would rlly make sense for the plot i wanted so i became the world’s number one kashimo lover because of it) the downside is that i can lose interest faster because it’s not a character i absolutely love…that’s why my two finished long fics (endure for aot and pomegranate ink for jjk) managed to be completed — they were both for characters i actively liked, had plots i was interested in writing, had endings i could work towards, AND also followed canon?? idk why but fics set in canon are easier for me to finish even though i end up expanding on/diverging from canon usually anyways…that’s another reason why i haven’t come up with THE miraverse bllk fic yet because like we discussed girls + bllk setting don’t really work super well 😭 my typical fic plotting method is finding a hole in canon that i can insert a character into (ex reverse cursed technique users), making a character to fit that niche, and then seeing what happens to the plot with the existence of that character (plus the additional ones that develop from it like tullia, may, elakshi, etc etc) but there is no obvious place where a female character would work super well in bllk and without changing the entire plot TOO dramatically/being a mary sue soooo i’ve been struggling a bit but trust i will prevail

SKJGFKLJNS poor zantetsu indeed…no because i see the himbo appeal but just me personally i need someone who can keep up w me even slightly so i don’t think it’s truly for me although i ofc support others in their himbo loving endeavors 🤩 just like imo why take a himbo when you can have a rlly smart emotionally dumb jackass who loves you very much but doesn’t know how to express it 🥹 (cough nagi cough karasu cough barou cough maybe i have a type cough)

THE BAROUUU EDIT the song just fits perfectly it’s insane and yeah i agree it’s for sure because we see him on screen!! also ykw at least otoya admits that he’s a cheater aiku was just a goof abt it 🥴 and yeah the stubble is certainly…a choice…i cannot imagine myself being an aiku lover he’s way too uncle coded LMAOAO however having him randomly appear, be a terrible flirt, get rejected and then convert into wingmanism is too perfect 😭 like besides the otoya idea imagine he just decides one day that barou NEEDS a girlfriend because he’s way too strict w the ubers and maybe making out w someone pretty will help him calm down (aikulations 69:420) so he just picks a random baddie off of the street (aka reader) and decides that she’s the one and gets the rest of the ubers to help him set her up with barou LMAOAO just thinking abt the nightmare dream team of aryu niko sendou and lorenzo trying to get barou bitches is cracking me up honestly wingman aiku is too underrated we need more of him in the world!! maybe that should be my new series…‘oliver aiku’s guide to getting girls’ and it’s just unrelated one shots of him somehow meddling with various bllkers’ love lives…okay wait actually this would be so fun omg this is my motivation to finish requests SKJFDHSDJ i need to do this

THAT PANEL IS SO GOOD ik what you’re talking about…and i will make sure to send any edits i get on my fyp your way 😩 we have like the same tastes in characters so i’m just going to assume that you’ll like the ones i like HAHA

no because i’m actually surprised at how popular white butterfly is considering hiori is kind of a random character?? i think people find my master list through other characters (namely sae + seabird and nagi + peregrine) and end up getting to white butterfly and loving it fsr…also wait it’s so funny to me that i wrote fwtkac and white butterfly within 24 hours of each other KSJFSHK they are so completely opposite in tone like sometimes it doesn’t feel like the same person wrote them (same with cherry tree and the instrument actually like how did we go from silly goofy rin to emotionally traumatized kaiser that quickly) 😭 but yeah i think the element of openness to it is what makes white butterfly feel very magical almost!! plus hiori doesn’t seem like the type to overtly confess imo like he’s def super romantic (hence him building the EXACT house she described to him when they were kids) but i just can’t imagine him being like kiss kiss fall in love yk 😓 honestly i think a lot of the part two requests are also just because there’s zeroooo hiori content so people want more which is understandable!! but i have two hiori requests in my inbox that i’ll try to get to soon so hopefully that will satiate the hiori craving

OMG NO HE DEFINITELY WOULD…i’m imagining seabird y/n not even getting the hint and she’s about to eat the sandwich and he has to tackle her to stop her and it mirrors their first meeting where she tackled him and he’s like stupid y/n i’m proposing and she’s like 😱 honestly as you know i’m not a sae stan but SEABIRD sae is a different story he’s lowkey one of the men of all time i actually love him sm 🥹 somebody commented in their ao3 bookmark for seabird that they enjoyed the way i interpreted sae because it was a “good different” which i think is actually why i’m not a sae lover…like if seabird sae was the standard characterization for him i’d enjoy him much more but alas that is not the case 😔 i always wonder what happened to the anon who requested seabird LMAOAO like did they like it…did it even follow what they requested…do they know the impact they had…anyways YES i love referencing my other stories when i can!! it gets people to look at my masterlist which is always fun + it’s like an inside joke for people who know my work AND it makes the world seem that much broader 😛

no because rin simply could’ve looked her up on instagram and dm’ed her like “yo i’m in town send me the addy” HAHAHA like i respect his commitment to the mysterious romantic vibe but he genuinely should’ve just stalked her snap map or smth + he definitely had her phone number considering they literally lived together?? he could’ve just called and asked her where she was but he probably thought that would be “lukewarm” and ended up accidentally being a creep about it

we will see what happens 😩 hoping to have smth out soon!! i haven’t started a new req yet but i’m hoping to get to work on one rn and have it out maybe this weekend?? i need to zoom through these now that i have motivation for a personal project (even though it’s not going to be THE bllk fic it’ll still be fun and consume a good bit of time + i’ll get practice w a lot of different characters so it might lead me in the right direction for who i want THE bllk fic to be about!!)

OMG NO IT WAS SUCH A FUNNY INTERACTION so like i just wanted to be comfortable today and had 0 plans of looking cute because i kinda overslept so i was literally just wearing yoga pants and my dad’s old zidane jersey from when zidane played for real madrid (although i did throw on some hoop earrings to not look COMPLETELY like a teenage boy) and i was walking to my car and this guy stopped me and was like “hey i really like your jersey…do you watch soccer??” LMAOOO i was like oh no i’ve gotten bro’s hopes up…so i just said “no not really this is my dad’s” meanwhile the whole time i was like wondering what he’d do if i said i was really into it and my favorite player was nagi KSJFSKJ like would he get the reference or would he just think i was crazy OR would he think i was even more into soccer than him and knew super obscure players?? anyways i kept my egoist number one striker thoughts to myself and then he was kinda sad but told me it was a super famous player’s jersey and i was like “yeah he was in the opening ceremony of the olympics” and he was like “yeah” and then he said bye and left 😭 not rlly sure what the point was…maybe he was just hype to see a fellow soccer fan in the wild ���� then i walked past a guy in a barca jersey and internally i was like “EITA OTOYA???” but externally i was forced to stay silent because real madrid fans and barca fans have beef (although ironically my dad is a huge barca fan but he just loves zidane so that’s the only jersey he owns HAHA…personally i like real madrid more because sae itoshi and also because i like modric a lot i think he’s so cutie pie so like it’s fine by me 🙂‍↕️)

[fuckingkbitty]

I should probably make an intro post

I really don't know what I'm doing here but I guess here's some basics

First of all this is an NSFW blog so that means absolutely no minors. Anyone interacting with me with under 18 or no age in bio will be blocked instantly

I might not always check OP's bio for age, but if I miss anything and I reblog anything from a minor or someone who otherwise doesn't want to be interacting with NSFW, please let me know so I can delete it

This is a sideblog. If I reblog regular non-horny stuff to here by accident, oops

This blog is for me first and foremost so tags are pretty sparse. When I do use tags, the most common ones are probably gonna be #vampireposting and #🦦 This might change in the future

I have a partner and am monogamous so I am not interested in flirting, pics, or anything like that. Unsolicited nudes will be an automatic block. Also, if you know me and/or my partner irl, please don't comment about our sex life, that's private

About Me

27 (as of 2024 anyway, I may or may not remember to update this post in the future)

Genderqueer trans man. I'm a guy in a strange and off-putting way* like I didn't do my boy homework so I copied off someone's paper but I changed a few things so the teacher wouldn't know

*gay and autistic way

I use he/him pronouns only. They/them I'd only give a pass to strangers who don't know me and she/her is getting an automatic block

gay, not strictly t4t but I like it because trans men are hot :3

exploring kinks and stuff at the moment. Not totally sure what I am or am not into so I'm over here figuring it out

Hard Limits

There's not a whole lot, but this is some stuff I am absolutely not into so it won't be on my blog and I avoid it/block the tag

piss/scat/any sort of excrement

incest

ageplay

misgendering/detransition (any funky gender related stuff would be between me and my boyfriend and occasionally my trans friends only and, but it's not in a detrans type of territory)

[hauntingly-evergreen]

Writing Wednesdays

AKA Screaming Into the Void #1 Out of fear for driving my friends mad with unsolicited writing updates, I've decided to dedicate one day a week to dump my miscellaneous writing thoughts and chart the progress of my current fic. I got the idea for this fic on the 13th, and in the past week I have: 1. I wrote a thoughts dump document of all the plot points that I've thought of so far, and already it's 2.5k words long 2. I started a document for the fragments of scenes I plan to use in the future, and it's 1.5k long 3. I wrote a file for the title, tags, summary, and first author's note, and it is 1.5k long. 4. I wrote one outline and didn't like it, and it was 0.95k long. 5. Then I wrote another two outlines, for two of the three major plotlines, and it's currently 0.98k long and I like it. 6. I started writing the first chapter, and wrote 567 words for it. Currently I plan on having ~40x4000 word chapters; we'll see how that plan goes when I actually start writing. I think I am aiming for 2000 words a week, for 2 chapters a month. I wish I could write faster but having a life and other hobbies does cut into writing time. 7. Started a cast of characters list; 3/15 are basically OCs and 2 of them have extensive backstories now 8. Bought a pack of tarot cards for writing purposes, made a fic writing playlist with 50+ songs on it, started this tumblr, made up a fictional country and culture, researched the cuisine of the country I'm ripping off, and wrote this post. It's...a good amount of work, 6k words in 6 days is very respectable. Figuring out that this fic is going to take roughly a year and a half to finish is well - not ideal, but that year and a half is going to pass anyway, I might as well have fun writing a fic while I do it.

Here's to hoping the next week goes as well as this one has.

[dailyfanfix]

Fic Rec VI: Assorodus

source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41239035

(This fic is still in progress.)

Note: This author requested for us to review their fic. So I’ll go into a little more detail on the review. The reason we don’t go into much detail for the reviews generally is because it’s not like the author asked us to do that, so we’re not gonna go on here and give unsolicited advice or anything. We’re simply here to show our support!

Pagiecake, though, specifically asked us to review Assorodus. While Mavis and I are definitely not professionals, we do have quite a bit of writing experience outside of fanfiction so we thought we’d give this story more effort as a way of showing the author our appreciation for supporting our blog!

I repeat, we are not professionals. So everything here is subjective and based on what we’ve been taught as writers. 

Author: @pagiecake (PagieCake on ao3)

Fandom: The Sandman 

Relationships: Morpheus/Reader

Point of View: First-Person

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 19,638

Chapters: 6/10

Language: English

Tags by the Author: Angst, Slow Burn, Slow Romance, Slow Build, Tenderness, Platonic Relationships

Summary by the Author:

Assorodus meaning "silvery water".

Purpose may or may not exist, depending on our personal ideologies. The Endless know better though, they saw the entity prowling the lands before the beginning of history, and it was older than them. Not by much, a few eons maybe, arriving after the birth of the universe we know. For this being was strong and withered the coldness of the void until everything was created. First of Writers, the name it was given, for the inherent purpose of every breathing thing had to be formed in words. Whether we believe in it or not.

His body I recognise, I’ve seen him naked before, but now the stretch of his skin is strange, sickly, I can see his bones protruding from underneath as if trying to break through his pale flesh. I remember his complexion being fair, though not to this extent. Partly obscured by his jet-black hair, his eyes are two windows to fiery rage, so much so, that I sense he is not sure who I am yet, his swirling emotions rendering him blind. Pink lips barely moving, he slightly pulls them into a scowl, threatening me without the use of words. I know him, but at the same time not, not in this state. What have they done to him?

“Morpheus?”

What you can expect:

Very interesting plot. I’ve read a lot of Sandman fics since the TV show came out, and I can confidently say that this is one of the more unique and ambitious fics I’ve read. The tags say Tenderness, and there’s definitely quite a bit of that. It’s interesting, too, since it points to a much deeper story that I look forward to as the story gets updated.

Morpheus and Reader have known each other for a while, so you can expect there’s an air of mystery regarding their relationship—platonic or not. They’re kind of in that weird limbo phase and it annoys the heck out of me as slow-burn fics usually do HAHAHAH AUTHOR PLEASE CUT TO THE CHASE— *cough* anyway, back to Writer Mode™.

More subjective thoughts and minor spoilers under the cut.

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(Masterlist)

Posted on September 9, 2022

Posted by Sophia

Ko-fi

Masterlist of the Chapters

Thoughts on Chapter 1

[anomaly00-archive]

WRITEBLR ETIQUETTE: A COMPENDIUM

– But not really, of course. That’s just to make it sound fancy. This is just a quick list of basic (and maybe not so basic) writeblr rules/etiquette compounded together by myself and other fellow writeblrs. While Tumblr as a whole is a hell-void for everyone to yell into, it’s a hell-void with standards. Please keep these things in mind when you are interacting with others in the writeblr community to create a pleasant environment for everyone involved.

– On Taglist

Taglists are a big part in generating interactions for your posts as it’s the quickest and easiest way to inform people interested in your wip “hey, look guys, I posted a cool thing and wanted to share.” However it is important to remember that taglists should always be opt-in only. As in, someone should explicitly say they want to be on your taglists before you add them. Also an important note: If you have multiple wips on tumblr, you cannot use the same taglist for all of them unless it is a general taglist. Not everyone is going to be interested in all of your wips; please be courteous to your fellow writeblrs and let them choose what content they want to enjoy. There are certain exceptions to this, however. When writing a wip intro you can tag mutuals who you know might be interested to signal boost, but it’s best to only do this once and with permission.

Please don’t abuse your taglist by using it at every little thing related to your wip. Try to keep it to major posts such as: OC introductions, excerpts, WIP updates/announcements, etc. While people do love hearing from you and viewing your content, endless tags can get annoying and will clog up people’s notifications.

A side note: There isn’t a foolproof way of getting people to be on your taglists, but going to people’s inboxes/dms and asking if they want to be in it is definitely not the right way. I would recommend posting an interest check instead to see who is interested. Interest checks are also great if you’re participating in an event and don’t want to spam people with a lot of posts.

– On General Tagging

Make sure to add appropriate tags when posting content. Add all the relevant content warnings, trigger warnings, NSFW and NSFR tags as needed. Nudity and sexual content-- no matter how tasteful-- should be tagged NSFW.

When wanting to interact with another person’s posts, pay attention to the OP’s tags! If they say DNI, do not reblog, etc, then don’t. Definitely do not tag their original work as inspo/prompt/etc. because that’s just plain rude. It can be seen as invalidating, or it diminishes their work as simply inspiration for other people to use instead of something that can stand on its own.

– On Self-Promotion

Accept the facts now: Tumblr clout is fake. However as writers, even if you are a simply doing this as a hobby, we still need to learn how to promote ourselves and our work if we want to gain interaction. The absolute best way to gain interaction– meaningful interaction– is to interact with other people. Tagging a whole bunch of writeblrs asking for a “follow for follow” is going to get you nowhere in the long run, and honestly, is just annoying. If you’re part of a writeblr discord, use that opportunity to make friends and generate meaningful interaction. Don’t just use it as a place to promote your work and just not interact with anyone.

– On Ask/Tag Games

Meet and Greet Monday, Worldbuilding Wednesday, Storyteller Saturday, etc. are fantastic ways to interact with fellow writeblrs and gives a great excuse to talk about details of your wip you normally wouldn’t get to share. Sending asks to other writeblrs is a great way to learn about their wips and to interact with them, but on the other hand, please try to send good or relevant asks. These ask games are as much a way to help writers develop their story as well as sharing fun tidbits. Try to do a little bit of research into a person’s wip before asking, if possible. If you don’t have any good/relevant questions, then it’s ok to skip a week.

If you reblog an ask game from someone, send them an ask as well! It’s quick, easy, polite, and will absolutely make their day.

In relation to tag games: don’t make chain posts. If you’re tagged in something, just make your own separate post. Adding to the OP’s post makes it so that every like, reblog, comment, etc. ends up clogging their notifications which is not fun.

– Miscellaneous

If you like someone’s post, consider reblogging it! Not only does it help other people see their post, it’ll make their day.

In the same vein, try to add something to their post. Whether it’s a reaction gif/pic, a comment, a simple “nice” in the tags, or keysmashing. Writers love hearing from people and it’s just extra incentive to work more. Unsolicited advice, however, is never welcome.

Respect people’s boundaries. Enough said.

If you’re posting a screencap of an excerpt, add a transcript, even if it’s under a “read more.�� For graphics, it’s really up to you, but try to add an image description anyway.

Long posts should have a “read more”

Credit your graphic templates/psds

And, while this shouldn’t need to be said, don’t plagiarize.

[judgingskeletons]

Welcome

Hello there, and welcome to this blog where I judge bones!! Feel free to send bones to me for judgement (you can do this via submissions, send links or pictures in asks or dms, or tag me on posts, whatever works for you!)

I won’t do judgements on original art posted by the artist on tumblr without their permission (to avoid giving unsolicited criticism), though you can still submit those as I am always happy to see bones and reblog art purely for the sake of sharing. This means I will do judgements on art that isn’t the original poster’s (preferably credited) eg images from books/games/tv, art from galleries or other websites, etc (please ask questions if this is not clear; if you’re unsure if a post fits the rules send it anyway and I’ll use my own discretion.) Bacially it’s fine so long as I’m not doing an unasked-for judgement on the artist’s own post.

You can send me your own real bones if you want (eg x-rays, MRIs; please no picture of wounds that bones are poking through, though). I won’t judge them ‘cause I’m not comfortable getting that personal, but I may well compliment you and make puns. Before you send x-rays or such please check there’s none of your personal information visible, I’ll check before I post it too though. I'll tag them "real people bones" if you want to filter it.

If I don't respond to replies it's because this is a side blog so I can't really respond unless I tag you in a reblog of the same post. Please know that even if I don't respond to your reply I Have seen it and I am greatly appreciative <3

If you’re wondering what bones I mean in my judgement here’s some labelled bones for reference!

Whole blog content warning for bones, skeletons, death (let me know if other things need tagging)

(updated 10th Nov 2022)

[m-jelly]

Hi Jelly! I hope this isn’t unsolicited advice, I just wanted to share something that I learned recently and would have made my early days as a writer soooo much easier.

Since you have so many wonderful works (you’re a star honestly, tysm for all you do for the fandom), I figured it might be hard to keep track of them all or to update your master list. There is a shortcut (kinda) way writers can access all their works on their blog and that’s by tagging it with a special phrase like “jelly writes” or “jelly writes fic”. That way when you look up that specific tag on your blog, it pops up all the works tagged with it.

Sorry if this is boring lol, I just wanted to share the organization tip like the little nerd that I am xD i wish I had know it sooner lol but tumblr still confused me and I learn more every day

Anyway hope you have an amazing day!!!

Thank you for sharing!

I've kept my stories organised by lost of masterlists and have been very on top of it. Every time I post, it's added to a masterlist right away.

I'd love to do the # with jelly writes, but I think I have 755 posts before answering this. So, it might be a bit difficult for me to go through and tag them as that 🤣 I've just got too many.

I could dedicate a day adding the # but it would mean no updates from me on here and Ao3 for a day while I do it.

So, thank you again for the advice. I'll think about it and work out whether it's possible to achieve with 755 posts ....

[moonflower-31]

Pen Pals - Spencer Reid x Reader

Part 1

Ongoing(?) 

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader 

Warnings: None. Just some bullying. 

A/N: Okay, so, I couldn’t wait. I Won’t Forget You is still gonna have updates. But it might alternate with this series. Also, IDK if this should be a series. What do you guys think? Tags are open, just comment to be added. Let me know what you think. I hope you like it. 

Tags: @thatsonezesty13 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

“Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams” - William Butler Yeats  

The comfortable, acquainted silence of your family home was the only sound you heard as you sat down at your desk. You were graduating in less than 24 hours. And yet not a single friend had written to you. No congratulations, no graduation cards, not even a ‘how are u?’ text. No friend you’d ever made ever stayed anyway. 

Your mother always told you it was ‘their loss’ that they had lost you. Your father didn’t say much. He always just sat there stone-faced and let your mother do the talking. But he always made it known that his word was law in his house. 

School wasn’t exactly the best source of socialization. If you counted the unsolicited texts of guys pranking you by asking you out or resetting the clock on your phone so you’d be late for your next class. If that were true you’d be one of the popular kids with nothing else to do but smoke and drink and go to college parties. 

You sighed softly to yourself as you looked down at your soft, baby blue stationary. It was a gift from your aunt, who lived somewhere in Europe with a large library of ancient and historical texts she would make copies of and send to you when she got the chance. It was still unused. You had never really been one to write letters or resumes on paper. It was always digital. Texts got places way quicker than what the kids at school called ‘snail mail’. 

You took in a deep sigh and picked up a pencil, sharpening it ever so slightly to give it the satisfying sharp point. Then, when you finished stalling, you finally let the pencil graphite hit the first line, and you began to write. 

Dear Hello <3 

Hi, so, I hope this letter finds you well. I’m paying good money for the stamps so I should hope they get delivered to the right damn address. But anyway, you’re probably wondering who I even am. Well, my name is (Y/N) (L/N). I’m 23 years old. I’m about to graduate from college for biology. I got my doctorate this year. I’m hoping to go back for med school and become a neurologist. I wanna study human behavior, so I’m going to try and get my minor in that. 

A little bit about me, right? That’s what pen pals do? They share stuff with each other and hopefully become friends? I hope we do. No matter who you may be, Mr. Spencer Reid. Yeah, I had a bit of trouble spelling your name. I know it’s supposed to be simple but I’ve seen it spelled completely different. But anywho--(Who even uses ‘Anywho’ these days?) something about me… Well I like books? Lots of them. All kinds, really. You got the Divine Comedy in Italian? I’ll read it. I’m a huge history buff. Ask me anything about ancient cultures that lived in the entire east coast. I love reading their texts and learning how they lived. It’s crazy how far we’ve come from when humans first appeared. Can you even think of having to find a way to communicate without anything to base it off of? Other than maybe grunts and growls like other animals? Nothing in the workplace would ever get done! 

Well… I guess I’ll limit it to one thing about me per letter. The only other thing I think you’d probably like to know is I like poetry too. I’m leaving one of my favorites at the end of this letter by the way. 

Again, I hope you agree to be my pen pal or whatever this is. Also, as clarification, I only got your address because of this website I found that spat out your address when I asked for an available pen pal. So… if you don’t want to actually do this, you might wanna take your name down from Penpalsrus.com. 

Hope to hear from you!                                                                                 

(Y/N) (L/N) 

Once you finally finish, you find your once satisfyingly sharp pencil to be a nub of what it was and your hand to be aching. But you didn’t mind it. All you truly wanted to do was get this letter mailed to a Mr. Spencer Reid, someone you hoped would be your friend. It was pretty silly though. Asking what you assumed to be a man who didn’t even know you existed to talk to a college student. He probably had either a wife or husband and kids now. Your letter would be added to the junk mail pile. But at least you tried. 

“(Y/N)!!” 

You jumped slightly, grabbing the paper on your desk on instinct to fold it up and hide it under something so your parents wouldn’t see. They wanted you to focus on your schooling while you were still under their roof. The instant you went out instead of spending the night studying would be the day you’d be tossed out onto the street. Not that writing a letter would be that bad, it’s just that it would take away precious time worth studying with instead of replying to some random letter. 

You quickly folded the blue paper and slid it into the white envelope with the proper mailing address written neatly on the face side. You decided against licking the seal of the envelope and just folded it into the slot before hiding it under your small utensil filing cabinet. You let out a sigh as you heard your bedroom door knob turning, reminding you of the lack of privacy you had in your family home. 

“(Y/N), we brought back home some dinner. Come on down and eat sweetheart. Your father just got home from work.” Your mother reminded before letting your door stand open and began heading back downstairs. You sighed at the closeness that you had almost been caught. You hated hiding things from her especially. But she was glued to your father’s hip and whatever she heard went straight to your father. No matter how personal. Even when you told her about when you’d gotten your first period. 

You picked up the letter and put the stamp where it should be. You then slid the envelope into your back pocket, ready to take it out to the mailbox when your father inevitably asked you to go out and lock the chicken shed and mow the lawn as he did everyday.  

--- 

Spencer kept checking his watch as he waited by the check in counter for his mother to come greet him as she had been doing the past few visits. The team had just finished a case in Las Vegas, so he wanted to come see her. Apparently the doctors had been saying she was doing better. She’d asked to see him in a multitude of her recent letters, so he decided he’d oblige. 

His foot tapped nervously against the tile as he looked around, a new book in his hands he wanted to give his mother. 

After a few more idle minutes of just listening to the surroundings of the facility, he began to tap against the book’s hard cover. He tapped the beginnings of Fur Elise as his eyes scanned the building for his mother’s frame and or her figure. 

He began recalling pi in his head as he waited, trying to pass the time. He managed to reach at least 975 digits in when he heard one of the nurses call for him. 

“Dr. Reid? She’s ready to see you.” A tall and dark-haired male nurse called. Spencer adjusted his messenger bag and nodded as he made his way into the main common room. He walked into the well-lit room and very easily found his mother talking with another patient. 

“I never thought it would work, Gladys. I mean, I put his name in there years ago I think. Yet no letter ever came. Why now?” Diana spoke to the woman on her right. The woman seemed to be too busy in her macrame to listen to what his mother had been talking about. 

Spencer approached and made his way to his mother’s side, waving to her in greeting. She smiled as she saw him, something mischievous behind her eyes. “Spencer you’re not going to believe this.” She says, pulling a letter from the coffee table in front of her. 

Spencer raised an eyebrow and chuckled. “Well good morning to you too mom.” He smiled at her as he took a seat to her left. “What’s so unique about that letter that I won’t believe?” he asks with his smile turning to a half smirk. 

Diana smiled at Spencer before she turned it over and handed it to him. “It’s for you. It got delivered at our old apartment a few days ago. I forgot that when you were younger, I think I put your name in some pen pal system. They’d send your address to someone, and they’d mail you a letter. Since you never got one I thought I’d just lost 5$ and shrugged it off. But I guess our address got lost in the system for over a decade. Maybe while they shifted everything to virtual.” Diana expressed delightfully, scoffing at her last sentence. 

Spencer sighed as he was handed the letter. It seemed like something his mother would have done as he was growing up. She had been worried about his lack of friends. But this was probably some 6 year old who had to do this for a project or something. He didn’t need all of that childish writing to decipher while he had to decipher serial killer’s messages. 

“Mom… I thank you for the opportunity, but don’t you think I’m a little old, for a pen pal? This is probably a small child, who can barely recite their multiplication tables.” Spencer explained slowly, trying not to offend his mother for trying to do what any mother would to help their son. 

Diana shook her head. “That’s what you’d think, but I had one of my nurses look her up. She’s 23 and she’s in college. Just finished her doctorate for biology. IQ of 147. I think you both would get along great. You just turned 28. Maybe you should start looking into girls. Or men. I don’t really care which.” Diana raised a mischievous eyebrow as she nudged Spencer’s arm. 

Spencer couldn’t help but blush as his mother brought up dating. He hadn’t even considered the idea for a few years, not since he met Lyla and even then, dating wasn’t really in the cards for him. 

“Mom… she doesn’t even know I exist-” Spencer was trying to think of some way to let his mother down easy. He didn’t care if this woman was 5 years younger than him or that she wasn't a 6 year old obsessed with some mindless colorful cartoon. He had a job to do. And it didn’t involve him writing to a random stranger who didn’t mean anything to him. 

“Spencer, please. Just try it. Write her back a letter telling her you don’t wanna be her pen pal at least so you don’t keep her hopes up.” Diana pleaded, putting a hand on her son’s shoulder. “At least read it for god’s sake.” 

Spencer sighed at the interruption, but he didn’t argue. If his mother was pushing something this much, it had to be worth it to try. He looked at the return address scrawled on the left corner of the envelope. The handwriting was unique, giving him an idea of what he’d be met with when he opened it. The name written was a printed (Y/N) (L/N).  

He flipped the letter and opened the envelope carefully. He was surprised to find it unsealed. He found it slightly amusing for someone to be so annoyed with the stale taste of the envelope seal that they’d instead choose to stuff it into the envelope itself. 

He pulled the flap back and pulled out a folded letter on light blue stationary. He tilted his head in interest, unfolding the paper and beginning to read the very light handwriting that was on each line. Just from observing the handwriting he could tell she was nervous of something, perhaps someone. He could also tell that the writer was unable to fulfill her social need due to the bullying she received. Not only did the text say this, but the way the graphite was pushed into the paper was a key indicator. 

As his eyes finished the letter in half a second, he decided to read it over a bit slower so maybe he could analyze it just a bit more. He finally pulled the letter away from his face after a few more minutes, thoroughly convinced you truly weren’t a six year old trying to get an A. 

“So?” Diana asked, her head tilted slightly towards her son and her body angled there as well. 

“Well I’ll have to reply when I get back to Quantico. I don’t want to take up my time with you, but… I think it might be nice, having someone I can talk to.” Spencer conceded, sighing softly as he gave into his mother’s wishes. It couldn’t be that bad. He’d just have an extra letter to write each week. To a miss (Y/N) (L/N). 

---- 

Spencer’s shoulder loosened and his body untensed as he dropped his go-bag onto his couch, deciding to deal with it in the morning. He yawns softly, grateful for his day off in the morning. He hobbled through the apartment to his bathroom, groggily grabbing his toothbrush. He then began idly brushing his teeth as he tried not to give into sleep. 

He let his mind wander. He thought about the case, the details he hadn’t forgotten. He thought about the team and the endless outings they invited him to. He thought about his mother, and how she’d obsessed over the recent book she’d finished. Then his mind traveled to the letter. The blue stationary with the quaintest of handwriting. The name that was printed on the top upper left of the envelope he had put into his messenger bag without a second thought. 

He spat into the sink and faced his own reflection as he recalled what his mother had asked him to do. He breathed in and out tiredly, before he wiped his face and exited the bathroom. He wandered back into the living room and pulled out the envelope. He carried it back into his room and put it in his nightstand before he grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. 

Hello, 

You don’t have to worry, I found it alright. However my address has changed since my mother put my name in this system. It’s pleasant to know I’m not talking to a child. At the very least an uneducated child. Though I’m sure you are not that. Given the doctorate in biology at 23. 

Also, I am not a Mr. I’m usually addressed as Dr. Spencer Reid. I have an IQ of 187 and have three PHDs and three BAs. One of which happens to be biology. Perhaps I can help you. It will be good practice. 

I like to read as well. I have piles of books lying around my apartment. I’ve read them all at least 10 times. I can read 22,000 words per minute, so it’s honestly not that much of a feat for me. However, I do enjoy reading the classics. I usually prefer them to the more modern written works. My favorite seems to be Sir Arthur Doyle. Have you heard of him? Reading in another language adds an extra layer of difficulty. I may need to try that myself. 

History is a fascinating topic, especially when delving into human behavior. Deciphering the scientific reasons behind why we make the choices we do and how we got to this point. It is quite interesting. I study human behavior on a daily basis. It’s my job. Do you work? Or are you focusing on schooling?  

I hope to hear back from you, (Y/N). Perhaps I can suggest a book or two to you, if you haven’t read them already. I’ll include a list at the end of my closing that you should look into. 

Regards, 

Dr. Spencer Reid

  Spencer folded the letter up and slid it into the envelope, deciding to place it into the mailbox in the morning once he’d gotten enough sleep. He got up from his desk and climbed into bed. As he began to try to doze off, he recalled the snippet of a poem that had been printed at the end of (Y/N)’s letter. 

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

  Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—

            Nameless here for evermore. 

-Edgar Allan Poe

[sbooksbowm]

On DMing fic writers asking ‘when will there be an update??’

hello, there! 

you likely have been sent this post by a fic writer who received a message from you recently asking ‘when will there be an update?’ to one of their works in progress. isn’t it so wonderful that we have fic writers? I think this tweet pretty much sums up my general feelings on it, and I used this tweet as the image on the title page of my master’s dissertation, which I wrote about fanfiction!

anyways, you might be wondering why you were sent this post. well, friend, here’s the thing. fandom is a gift-giving community, and there are a lot of ways that we maintain that gift-giving ethos. this graph here might help you visualize it:

to walk you through it: 

all fic relies on writers who write it and readers who read it. 

but even further out, readers participate in fandom by leaving these reviews or making fanart or partaking in reading groups, and readers rely on Tumblr meta to understand the niche in-group references that make fic so much fun to read. 

writers rely on Tumblr meta and prompts and fanart for inspiration, they rely on betas for support and suggestions. and they rely on kudos and shares and reviews and comments from fans to keep their spirits up. because fanfiction is made for free, but not for nothing! 

and even beyond writer-to-reader interaction, all of fandom is underwritten by something called ‘community gifts’ that we all benefit from, like AO3 tag wranglers and volunteers, donations, and even large-scale events like conventions (in the before time when more than 2 people in a room wasn’t a hazard!) those community gifts aren’t made with any one person in mind, because it would be a little silly to build an archive just for one person.

you might be wondering, ‘how does my simple lil ask fit into all of this?’ you might have noticed that I didn’t actually include nudgy ‘update?’ questions in my graph because, frankly, I don’t think those types of questions are a part of the gift-giving ethos of fandom. I wrote a post about why unsolicited feedback also doesn’t fit into this ethic, and I feel pretty similarly about Nudge McNudges. there isn’t really a place in fandom for us, as readers, as the primary recipients of the gift of fic, to turn around to the writers and fuss about when their next update will be. we can support and encourage through our screen with comments, we can connect with writers in community groups like Discord, we can even build relationships with fandom friends and become betas or writers ourselves, bringing us even closer to fic production (how exciting!). but fic writers are not beholden to a schedule, and they are not even beholden to our expectations to deliver on a story. 

fic writers write in their own time, for their pleasure as much as ours, and to be along for the ride from the very beginning (or whenever you hop onto a WIP) is a very special gift. we get to experience in real time how a story and a writer develop, two observations that are not easy to track with traditionally-published books by traditionally-published authors, who publish more infrequently and on less interactive platforms. we can cheer for them the entire journey. 

so, friend, thank you for your interest and investment in that WIP. waiting-in-pain is tough, but the surprise of an update sliding into your inbox some sunny day not too long from now thrills us far more than anxiously awaiting a predetermined date. and a joyous ‘thank you for all your work on this story!’ in a fic writer’s ask box thrills them far more than opening their notifications to yet another ‘update?’ 

[lynnes-recs]

by @becassine​

Chapters: 10/17 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Tony Stark, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Pepper Potts, Rebecca Barnes Proctor, Clint Barton, Sharon Carter (Marvel), Brock Rumlow, Maria Hill, George Barnes (Marvel), Winifred Barnes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Shrunkyclunks, Slow Burn, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Captain America Steve Rogers, Engineer Bucky Barnes, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Angst, Humor, Happy Ending, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Steve Rogers, Omega Bucky Barnes, Getting Together, First Kiss, Bucky Barnes Feels, Sibling Banter, Rebecca Barnes Is a Good Bro, sugar Daddy vibes, Human Disaster Bucky Barnes, Suit Fittings Turn Sexy, Bucky's Internal Monologuing, Idiots in Love, Past Sharon Carter/Steve Rogers, Past Bucky Barnes/Brock Rumlow, Hugs, Protective Steve Rogers, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Family Shenanigans, Kissing, Sleepovers, Cliffhangers, Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Scenting, THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED, Christmas Presents, Christmas Fluff, Accidental Stimulation, Wet Dream, Accidental Orgasm Summary:

Bucky is having a bad day. He's late for his first day working for SI, he's pretty sure Tony Stark is going to fire him, and he's having a terrible hair day.

Things start to change once he meets Steve Rogers in an elevator.

AKA the Fake Dating A/B/O that nobody asked for.

(Chapter 1 only, to avoid spoilers)

Okay so I FINALLY locked myself in a room without the distraction of my laptop so I could read this story for the first time in full (I started three different times and got so mad at myself for getting distracted that I put it down because I wanted to devote my entire attention to it) ANYWAYS. Holy shite am I hooked!

- 'Like the receptionist said, there has to be somebody around to help him, right?' -my face: *mmmhmmmmm i'm sure bucky with find /somebody/...... who could it be??*

- “Are you okay?” OMGGGG the fact that Steve smelled him and that’s his first reaction? Precious sweetheart (and also protective alpha steve vibes always hit me in the pants)

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH JACKET GIVING I audibly gasped and got up to walk in a circle with a dorky smile on my face

- “will he be blasé about seeing the Black Widow next?” lmao you KNOW that he is. i laughed out loud.

- I love the cracked phone scene. Idk, just the way you wrote it made me hear the crack in my head, and then I love Tony's INSTANTANEOUS "J, replace that?" lol

- “Will the ceiling talk to me? I didn’t know if it was something I was supposed to know.” LMFAO this is so adorable! I love this Bucky

- Oh daMN STEVE ROGERS WITH THE *GAME* “I figured you’re too cold to give it to me tonight so I should probably get your number” BOOM

- “Tony wouldn’t mess with our safety” This made me ‘awwwww’

I had this bookmarked before I even read it because I knew I would be looking for updates. So excited! Congrats on the FANTASTIC start!

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