Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...
Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.
Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.
Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!
Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"
Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*
Batman: ...
Batman: *puts on both coats*
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Author note: This is totally Rex dangervest and General Sweet mayhem ;)
Also, definitely would happen if they put Rex dangervest fighting General Sweet Mayhem:))
*General Sweet Mayhem trying to get out of the cage*
*General Sweet Mayhem grunts as she repeatedly shoots her gun at the bars*
*General Sweet Mayhem groans in frustration before seeing Rex emerge from the darkness*
*General Sweet Mayhem gasps before stepping her ground*
Rex: Aw...the poor General, so strong, independent, conniving, deceitful and EVIL.
General Sweet Mayhem: For the last time! I'm not evil, The queen isn't evil!
*General Sweet Mayhem groans as she face palms*
*Rex laughs*
Rex: Try all you want, you can't fool me! Just because you're a cute alien.
General Sweet mayhem: wait...you think I'm cute?
*Rex and Sweet Mayhem blush*
*Rex groans in anger as he snaps out of it*
Rex: You won't trick me like you did to my friends! You-you evil alien!
General Sweet Mayhem: What are you doing this? What have we done to you?!
Rex: You took EVERYTHING from me!
General Sweet Mayhem: I've never even met you!
General Sweet Mayhem: You don't have to do this, we can be friends, star over...you're a lego just like me...
*SLAM*
*General Sweet Mayhem gasps*
*Rex bang on the cage*
Rex: I'm NOTHING like you. I'm more than you'll ever be...
Rex: It's time you learned a lesson, It's time that you understand.
*General Sweet Mayhem looks at him sadly*
Rex: Don't ever count on anybody else, In this or any other land.
*Rex looks sad, remembering the past*
Rex: I once hoped for friendship, to find a place among my kind...
*Rex anger emerges*
Rex: But those were the childish WISHES. Of someone who was blind.
Rex: Open up your eyes, See the world from where I stand.
Rex: Me among the mighty, you caged at my command.
Rex: Open up your eyes, Give up your sweet fantasyland.
*Rex glares at General Sweet Mayhem*
Rex: It's time to grow up and get wise. Open up your eyes...
*Flashback begins of a young emmet*
Rex: We all start out the same, with simple naive trust...
Rex: Shielded from the many ways, that life's not fair or just.
Rex: But then there comes a moment, A simple truth that you must face.
Rex: If you depend on others...you'll never find your place.
*Emmet abandoned in the Udar system*
Rex: And as you take that first step, Upon a path that's all your own.
*The moment emmet became Rex*
Rex: You see it all so clearly, the best way to survive is all ALONE.
*Rex glares at General Sweet Mayhem as he walks towards her*
Rex: Open up your eyes, and behold the fading light, It's time to grow up and get wise.
*General Sweet Mayhem glares at Rex but with also sadness and confusion for him*
General Sweet Mayhem:...I'm sorry you felt so alone...I'm sorry I caused that loneliness.
Rex: My "FRIENDS" abandoned me when things got tough.
*General Sweet Mayhem looks at Rex with great sadness as she sits down in the cage*
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My Lego Movie LGBT Headcanons!
Emmet: First movie he was questioning his sexuality but in the second movie he identifies as a Pansexual. He uses He/Him pronouns.
Rex: He identifies as Pansexual. He uses He/Him pronouns
Lusy/Wildstyle: They identifies as a Bisexual. She uses She/They pronouns.
Unikitty: It identifies as Catgender and a Lesbian. It uses She/They/it or anything cat based neo-pronouns
Benny: He identifies as a Trans Gay Man who is Polyamorous. He uses He/Him pronouns.
Both BadCop and Good/ScribbleCop: They both identify as Bisexual and Polyamorous (no this isn't Copcest). They both use He/Him and They/Them pronouns.
President Business: He identifies as Bisexual. He uses He/Him pronouns.
Vitruvius: They're a Non-binary Gay Wizard!!! They use They/Them and He/Him pronouns.
Metal Beard: He's a Queer pirate and polyamorous!! He uses He/Him pronouns
And he's my husband!💙/hj
Queen watevra wanabi: She identifies a Omnisexual. She uses She/Her pronouns.
BatMan: he's 100% Bisexual. He uses He/Him pronouns.
General Mayhem: She identifies as a Trans Lesbian Women. She uses She/Her pronouns.
Please keep in mind that these are just my headcanon and if you have different handcanons from me then that's totally fine!!! :)
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So uhm---- the concept of Emmet being the king of the Systar was a thing back then-
So some friends and I saw the concept of Emmet being the King of the Systar, but we decided to make our very own version based on that concept! So these are some designs.
Rex's outfit is heavily based of one of his beta designs clothing, Emmet is inspired of a "Caramel King", and Lucy is supposed to be like Sweet Mayhem since both of them are soldiers.
To clarify: All Universes are at peace yet there's conflicts, Apocalipsystar was rebuilded early since Emmet agreed to teach the Duplos and other species how to construct, Lucy got along with him to protect him, and so they took care of Watevra so she could be a great queen. Emmet is a peaceful ruler.
Rex's existence is caused because in the future timeline, Emmet pretty much fucked up himself and everyone mentally and physically due wars and stuff, Lucy died, and Watevra and his old friends decided to exile him, sending him under the Dry-ar, stopping the war. Rex believes Watevra was planning this from the start, so after changing himself and everything, and earning his own system not so far of Systar, he goes back in time to change everything, being a close friend to both Lucy and Emmet, wanting to protect them from Watevra.
And yeah also RexMetStyle is canon here they got married.
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Some tlm headcannons because i was inspired by some other posts (some of them are rather lgbt+ or angsty because YES)
1. Emmet still has nightmares about what he did to the Systar system. He's afraid that he might eventually snap and become just like Rex; Betrayed, vengeful and genocidal. (He nearly killed everyone in the entire galaxy after all)
2. At the same time however, Emmet still misses Rex terribly. It felt good to have someone like him around, despite what his true personality and motives were. Emmet still wishes he could have found a way to save Rex, and help his alternate self redeem himself.
3. Emmet and Lucy occasionally binge-watch movies and shows on the double-decker couch at night together, mostly really bad ones that they love to laugh at. Occasionally they fall asleep mid-binge, so Unikitty gently props them on her back and takes them to their room to place them in their bed.
4. Unikitty is a loud and proud lesbian that doesn't care at all what bigoted people think about her.
5. Meanwhile Sweet Mayhem is a closeted lesbian. She isn't too sure how to tell anyone yet, as she fears she might get rejected by the people that are close to her.
6. Back in his youth, President Business had a fiance, but she dumped him because he became too hungry for power.
7. Unikitty forgave Bad Cop for destroying her home, acknowledging that he was simply a puppet being manipulated by his boss. She still hasn't forgiven Business, though.
8. Bruce introduced Robin to Watevera, to which both immediately grew attached to one another, becoming a makeshift mother-son duo
9. Sweet Mayhem and Benny are best friends and love to stargaze together.
10. Lucy is a male-leaning Bisexual.
11. Balthazar is a gay, transgender man.
12. Lucy has had difficulties in the past with relationships, not just romantic ones.
13. Finn does subconsciously believe that the characters are alive, seeing how he saw Emmet move of his own free will, and heard the others singing from the storage box. He denies he does, though.
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