#weed mention

[teaboot]

daredevil is? catholic

Catholic king of premarital sex can’t smoke a joint?

[mechanicalmutt]

Getting so high I can barely focus before being pushed and pinned down under someone. Them gently pushing their lips onto mine to shush me as their hands explore my body, unable to resist.

[nicktoonsunite]

[trolley-problem-memes]

based on real events (me right now, posting this high from the amtrak)

[heartfullofleeches]

Jasper [Creep Snake Hybrid Yan] and their Weed Smoking Catboy BF-

Catboy Streamer Reader: Ugh, are you that one creep I've blocked a bazillion times? How the fuck did you get my address?! You better get out of my sight before I-

[An enormous bag of catnip falls out of Jasper's coat.]

Catboy Streamer Reader:

-

Catboy Streamer Reader, high as a kite - snuggling up to Jasper: Mmmh... What did you say your name was again?

Jasper: Ehehe.... Could you call me Jas-purr?

Catboy Streamer Reader, rubbing their cheek against the snake's shoulder: No~ ♡

[creepymutelilbugger]

[pollyannawog]

leafos eats weed candy

Based on this legendary comic by @punkitt-is-here

I felt the sudden compulsion to draw this and the gc agreed this was the best combo...

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

PSA: don't let your chicken steal your weed

btw this chicken's name is bok choy. she's a lil silly with it. don't worry, shane got the goods back before bok choy smoked any of that za. and yeah i'm still on that "everybody has a crush on shane" agenda. the man thinks he's unlovable but little does he know he has a whole ass harem. farmer samuel has his work cut out for him. gopspeed soldier o7

[xsh1n1gami4b3lx]

I need these so bad !

[so-very-small]

giant, looming over me: you’re coming with me, tiny-

me, who just stepped outside to let the dog out: can you come back tomorrow?

giant: what.

me: it’s just like, i’m busy tonight

giant: this is a kidnapping.

me: no yeah and i totally appreciate it, any other time i’d be down, but i kinda planned on finishing the last few episodes of my fav show tonight? like i already took my weed gummy, the kettle is on, it’s a whole thing now

giant: seriously?

me: it’s a REALLY good show, dude

giant: …….fine. i’ll be back tomorrow at six. enjoy your show. i guess.

me: YAY

[martinsorbit]

its 4/20 and ive not seen a single DCA blazing it on my dash.... honestly im disappointed/hj

[klanced]

i firmly believe that post-canon keith and shiro routinely meet up to eat weed* gummies** together (this is how they bond)

*keith asked allura to synthesize altean medical marijuana to treat shiro's chronic pain

**shiro refuses to smoke weed and only does gummies/edibles

shiro: okay but like it's weird how many times i've lost my arm right

keith: yeah no for sure

shiro: like i only have two arms so it's crazy that i've lost (starts counting on fingers before giving up) okay i'm not fully sure, but it's gotta be close to four arms at this point

keith: that's crazy. that's like 200% of your arms.

shiro: damn

(pause)

keith: would you rather lose one arm four times or two arms two times

shiro: i feel like it's way worse to lose two arms twice because then it's like. that would be nuts. that's just irresponsible arm management at that point

[mechanicalmutt]

Shotgunning someone, pulling them into me with a hand around their throat as I press my lips into theirs, breathing out the smoke that's in my mouth as I push my tongue into their mouth. Pulling away as they get desperate to breathe. Forced to inhale all the smoke. Getting them high and weak in my arms as I keep doing it over and over. Where'd all that fight go hmm?,

[sweetbunpura]

Skully starting his Ramshackle rehabilitation:

Yuu: Okay Skully, before we start its important to admit what we've done wrong. Say it with me: "People are entitled to their opinions and drugging and kidnapping is not an appropriate response to someone disagreeing with you"

Skully: *begrudgingly* People are entitled to their opinions and drugging and kidnapping is not an appropriate response to someone disagreeing with me

Bonus: For Rollo it was "Ethnic magical genocide is not an appropriate response to grief" while for Fellow it was "Human trafficking is not an ethical solution to poverty and I should just sell drugs next time"

Fellow: Drugs? Isn't that worse?

Yuu, crosses arms: You'd make a killing selling weed here.

Fellow: Who would even buy?

Yuu, raises fingers: Me, Trey, Cater, Ruggie, Jamil, Jade, and I'm pretty sure there's more-oh and Crewel.

Fellow: So, I should sell weed?

Yuu: You should sell weed.

[zprite-x]

what

Original comic HERE + ITS SEQUEL

Bonus!

Panels that i didnt want to finish but bandana dee looks incredibly funny so here