#tired sigh

[mailb0xbunii]

goodness gracious that's a lot of eggs !!!!

[tallytals]

you’re crying. it’s a 45 second comp of a character saying another characters name in varying tones of fondness. and you’re crying

[syntia13treeman]

Writing out a case file for tmagp 07 right now, and I'm a bit miffed. Volunteer Nr 2 started on 26th, three day later (so on 29th) she said she has two friends she could bring along, and presumably did so the next day, so on 30th, but in the next sentence it is stated that the two new peeps (Nr 3 and Nr 4) started working on 28th.

So is this A) poor manager already loosing her marbles, is it B) time shenanigans, or is it C) Alex and Jonny being bad with dates? alternatively, D) Alex and Jonny doing some last minute edits and not double checking the math?

Do I start a red string board, or do I just ignore it?

EDIT: Unless "three days after this second probation began" means 'on the morning of her third day working here, (28th)' the promised 'friends' were already waiting outside the door and they were interviewed and accepted immediately.

Ok, I'm gonna go with that and ignore my brain yelling that something's wrong here.

[randomdork-artdump]

The homoeroticism of having a rival.

[parawax]

boy pass me the yaoi boy (starts swirling it like wine)

[aesrot]

fucked up that my brain learned how to use the pattern seeking behaviour for evil doings. the evil doings being finding patterns where there arent any.

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

[weidli]

always lovely when i find an impeccable dissertation on a legal subject and then remember that the woman who wrote it (and got her doctorate juris utriusque with it) wouldn't be able to vote on the federal level for another uhhh. Fifty One Years

[pbpsbff]

if someone held me at gunpoint and said stop putting "[character] sighs," in my fics, i'd tell them to shoot me dead

[coupleoffruits]

Every time I get misgendered at work even though I came out, I take one point of psychic damage, but it hits like the poison damage does in the overworld of Pokemon.

[arvandus]

Guys… Don’t do this.

[blueish-bird]

new jjk chapter is… uh…

[ofcloudyskies]

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[themetalbabygirl]

I took my sleeping pills last night and they didn't do shit‼️‼️ looking out my window seeing a bright morning sky like ??? My beloved pills are failing me?? 💔🤧 My trusted pals are letting me down? Sick and twisted.

[lea-andres]

Me: Hey AO3, lemme upload my Batman fic I'm working on with my buddy @corrodeheavenn so I can go into my phone call with my mom feeling some sort of joy before she probably makes me feel awful-

AO3: I'm sorry what? I didn't hear you over me deleting the 80 million tags and warnings this thing needs TWICE, have fun calling your mom 💅

[obi-troll-kenobi]

Like what's the point of "hazmat motel"? What aspect of the show is it even trying to parody/laugh off? How old are you?