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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

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imagine if someone made a restaurant slash strip club called serving cunt

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MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

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My body yearns for what it needs to throw away.

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i want to be freaky so bad but im too kind and normal

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eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

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fucked up in the club being torn apart by stray dogs

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A simple green onion will rock your world

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can't believe they doxxed me

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whatever. Let me think about my OC getting pressed like a panini to calm down

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i refuse to use tutorials. just figure it out like god intended

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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