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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

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FUCK its low quality again whatever. i drew this a few years ago i think

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evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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my mutuals are so awesome but my conversation skills are much less awesome

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you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out

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youre so right

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they dont use special effects for jim carrey he can just do that

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sending bimbo hypnosis videos to other ebay users so theyll forget to outbid me

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Starting to think we told children that The Fair Folk were out there to trap you in twisted words and doublespeak and clever traps that take what you say and turn it against you for cruel and mischievous purposes just to drive home the importance of critical thinking and analytical skills

If we don’t start putting funding back into the education system I’m gonna invent a creepy pasta that steals your face if you can’t recognize media bias

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this was originally meant to be my yuu but honestly it could be floyd too

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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

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if your lie is a good enough lie god will make it real