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i could survive 45 seconds in the microwave i think
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digital footprint? surely you must be mistaken. i am clearly wearing shoes
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me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.
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the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
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what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn
this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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Straight up attending it, and by it lemme justr say the tale of Sweeney Todd
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i’m so fucking happy for you and your northern lights no i’m being serious congratulations man that’s awesome you really (clenching my fist so hard my bones creak) deserve it
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you all just hate me because i make bad posts and my personality is deeply aggravating
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Can I come over and stare at you like this
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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs
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i have these crazy moments when my body and soul sync with the present and im like whoa its me then they drift apart again for another 2 years
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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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