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[parawax]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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cats being known to run across keyboards is unexclusive my dog will run over my keyboard every chance he gets

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couldnt figure out why the hand i was drawing looked weird then realised i was missing an entire fucking joint fml

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tumblr is kinda like anti-social media when you think about it

everyone is always like “social media is so toxic because you only see the good parts of people’s lives so it sets unrealistic standards” but on here it’s like lol no all of our lives suck and everybody knows that and also there’s elvis and the devil

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i think we need new types of sprees. i'm tired of shopping and killing

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thanks for the like fatjigglyasssucker69420

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They could’ve easily been named bingo bongo instead of oingo boingo, but they wouldn’t have been successful at all

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kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

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was out for a run and accidentally ran through the red -10 gate instead of the blue +6 gate and immediately got crushed by a big ug;lyy pig. and worst of all my birthday is still over 5 months away :/ i hate this freakin city

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yeah because one day your skin just sloughs off and You can only say "Goddamnnnnn"

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The sugarplum fairy fucked me dead

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oh boy my favourite game the sinister void

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game